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Round 2 is here and there are 8 teams left in this whole shebang!!!!
Who will be the teams to be knocking on the door to round 3?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swQi4CAzmrA


Well round 1 is over and 8 teams move on and 8 teams move out.
The NBA Jam, Queen City Black Cats, Indianapolis Gurupies, East St Louis Tire Fires, Mayan Prophecy, Minneapolis Masterminds, Moose Jaw Roughriders and the Bonn Dynamo all move out and head to the Hot Chick Lounge.
So to all these teams we say, "Good luck next season, thanks for playing and............................
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***SA’s Player of the Week***
And the POW goes to………………
The Providence Radicals WR, Bobby Chedda!! Yay!!!
Mr Chedda' had 5 catches for 184 yards and 3 TD's including the 2 TD catches in the third quarter that put the Radicals ahead for good in their round 1 victory over the Tire Fires!
So here’s to you, Bobby Chedda'.………………..
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SALUTE!!


In the story of "The Little Engine that Could", the little engine looked up the mountain and said:


.........………LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!


....................true story.


Good luck, chuckle heads!!

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****ALPHA CONFERENCE PLAYOFFS****

*#1 Chocolate Blaze (17-0) LW1 - Way to cruise through round 1, but now it's the Wrath in round 2 and they held their own against you pretty good in the regular season. So get ready for a fight.
Like my dear old great, great, great, great, grand pappy SA used to say: "SA, if you keep playing with that thing you'll go blind, so we'll just have to get you some glasses!!"
Sound advice.
Very sound advice.
Next Opponent: #3 Warsaw Wrath (13-4)

*#2 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (13-4) LW3 - Well you guys are definitely in need of some motivation.
You got your asses handed to you in the regular season by the Radicals, do you really need more than revenge and pride to get you motivated?
Yeah?
Ok, how's about I put on my old pep squad uniform from the old college days to get you all hyped up, here you go.................
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/duck_cheerleader.jpg
Like my dear old great, great, great, great, grand pappy SA used to say:"SA, a person will do ANYTHING for money, including tossing your salad in the third stall of the men's room at the Denny's on I-35 heading to Oklahoma."
Dear old great, great, great, great, grand pappy SA was such a world traveler.
Next opponent: #4 Providence Radicals (12-5)

*#3 Warsaw Wrath (13-4) LW4 - Well Warsaw, I wish I had better news for you..........................................but I don't, so good luck.
Like my dear old great, great, great, great, grand pappy SA used to say: "When the chips are down and things look bleak, lift up your glass and take a drink!"
What a great piece of advice to tell me on my 8th birthday.
Next opponent: at #1 Chocolate Blaze (17-0)

*#4 Providence Radicals (12-5) LW7 - Like you guys really need me to get you motivated for this one.
You guys stomped these guys 40-26 in the regular season.
You made Hurf and Durf look like Hurl a Terd.
If they had an ice cream flavor it would be called Dot-tards and Cream.
If they had a micro brew it would be called Fail Ale.
If they had their own aspirin it would be called Imbecil-lin.
You guys own these guys!
So get out there and do what you did to them last time!
Like my dear old great, great, great, great, grand pappy SA used to say, "SA, if it ain't broke, then charge double and say you fixed it."
I've lived by that credo my entire life, thank you dear old great, great, great, great, grand pappy SA.
Next opponent: at #2 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (13-4)


The Rest of Alpha
#5 East St. Louis Tire Fires (13-4) LW2 - A round 1 loss wasn't what you were expecting, but you had a great season anyway. 13-3 and one of the top teams in the WL, not too shabby.
Better luck next season.
Thanks for playing.
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#6 Indianapolis Gurupies (11-6) LW6 - I've never met a finer bunch of Gurup............Guppy.............Groupers...........is that a fish?..............I've never met a finer bunch of dots from Indiana, so best of luck for next season.
Thanks for playing.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/02Taya/Taya-27.jpg
#7 Queen City Black Cats (11-6) LW5 - Well you queens really know how to play and I think the more people know that there is an entire city to send the queens and gay people of the world, then that is just fabulous. (I gotta' stop using the word "fabulous")
Thanks for playing.
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#8 NBA Jam (10-7) LW8 - You guys ran out of lives. It was a great time watching your second half run. See you in the Hot Chick Lounge and good luck next season.
Thanks for playing.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/10Seanna/Seanna-32.jpg
#9 Sparta Battle Chickens (7-9)
#10 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (7-9)
#11 Krungthep Garudas (6-10)
#12 La Tourette Syndrome (5-11)
#13 October Wildfire (5-11)
#14 Windhoek White Rhinos (3-13)
#15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-15)
#16 Graz Grizzlies (0-16)


*****ROUND 2 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****

Here's my Alpha prediction record week by week.
And the 8-Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball

Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 7-1 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 6-2 Week 7: 7-1 Week 8: 7-1 Week 9: 5-3
Week 10: 6-2 Week 11: 5-3 Week 12: 6-2 Week 13: 7-1 Week 14: 6-2 Week 15: 7-1 Week 16: 7-1

Overall: 100-28
SA’s GOW: 10-6
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 8-8
SA Playoffs: 3-1
8-Ball Playoffs: 1-3

#3 Warsaw Wrath (13-4) at #1 Chocolate Blaze (17-0) =
SA’s Pick: Chocolate Blaze
8-ball’s Pick: Warsaw Wrath

#4 Providence Radicals (12-5) at #2 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (13-4) =
SA’s Pick: Providence Radicals
8-ball’s Pick: Providence Radicals


Good luck to all the Alpha teams in Round 2!

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****ZETA CONFERENCE PLAYOFFS****

*#1 Valhalla (17-0) LW1 - The Shockers are certainly something to behold, but you guys are Val-fucking-halla.
#1 team in all of Zeta!
Undefeated in the regular season!
A 42 game win streak!
You look good in blue jeans!
You kiss really well......................................so I've heard.
And we've already had the crown fitted to your hat size.
So..........................do no screw this one up! It would be a drag if we had to get the crown refitted.
Like my dear old great, great, great, great, grand pappy SA used to say: "If the shoe fits, then use plenty of lube when you shove it in her ass."
Such sagely words.
Next opponent: #4 Cincinnati Shockers (12-5)

*#2 So Cal BDC (15-2) LW2 - Motivation? Motivation?
Do you really need motivation for this game?
Look, you are SoCal.
Southern California is the place everyone wants to be.
The sun, the fun, the surf and the sand.
The girls, the tan lines and micro bikini's.
The wine country, the cuisine, the riots that often break out and the famous police beatings that follow.
The sights of man and nature to see, and speaking of man and nature, it's only 15 minutes from Tijuana and a donkey show.
So stay true to who you guys are....................I just hope you ain't from 'Frisco, then you might have a problem.
Like my dear old great, great, great, great, grand pappy SA used to say: "SA, a mouth is a mouth, so close your eyes and let the prison bitch do his job."
Great advice to tell me right before I went to Leavenworth Penitentiary.
Next opponent: #3 Lincoln Navigators (14-3)

*#3 Lincoln Navigators (14-3) LW3 - Wait a minute! What's all this moping around crap?!
So these guys beat you in the regular season.......but only by a FG!
Yeah, they took that game from you..................but they had to do it in OT!
So maybe they do have the fancy equipment and the hot cheerleaders and the brilliant game planning and the steely blue eyes that just melt you in your tracks and maybe they have chiseled arms that hold you so tight and makes you feel so safe when lying in his arms and maybe he has that six pack ab that just drives you crazy with lust and desire and maybe they have those surfer boy good looks and sun bleached hair and a smile that just makes your knees weak and makes you feel like you might faint..........................I HATE THAT!!!!!
So go kick ass Navigators!!!
Like my dear old great, great, great, great, grand pappy SA used to say: "SA, the best way to get laid is to make sure you have NO standards."
I think I might cry.
Next opponent: at #2 So Cal BDC (15-2)

*#4 Cincinnati Shockers (12-5) LW5 - Well can you guys do it again? But this time it will take even more of your Shocker might! Valhalla is next and they have a whole list of great things going for them.
But if there's one thing you got going for you, it's nothing.
That's right, nothing.
You don't have a huge win streak or the pressure of having to stay dominant and maybe you have very small penises and you don't have the pressure of losing and being humiliated and maybe you have to pop a Viagra because you can't maintain erections and maybe you don't have the pressure of living up to being an undefeated team!
But that's where you have the advantage.........................YOU GOTS NOTHING TO LOSE!!!!!
Nope, you got none of that, so go out there and pull off the greatest upset of all time!!
And if you don't........will anyone really notice anyway?
Like my dear old great, great, great, great, grand pappy SA used to say: "One for the money, two for the show, three to make ready and four inches for this hooker to blow!!"
Next opponent: at #1 Valhalla (17-0)


The Rest of Zeta
#5 Minneapolis Masterminds (13-4) LW4 - I know you guys were thinking about the gold, but you ended up black and blue. You guys were tougher than nails to beat and had a great run for season 15.
Best of luck for next season.
Thanks for playing.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/12Stacie/Stacie-15.jpg
#6 Bonn Dynamo (11-6) LW6 - You wacky Germans never gave up and had a fine season. Nice job on representing the supremacy of the Aryan nation and German engineering.
Heil Dynamo!!
Thanks for playing.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/09Morgan/Morgan-36.jpg
#7 Moose Jaw Roughriders (10-7) LW7 - You guys are the toughest and most disease free Canadians I've ever come across. Keep spreading the word about safe sex and the Roughrider condoms and hopefully you'll have an even better season next time.
Thanks for playing.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/08Jen/Jen-22.jpg
#8 Mayan Prophecy (7-10) LW8 - I've never seen a 7-9 team make the playoffs before, but here in the WL I guess anything can happen.
Great job fighting your way back and making the playoffs and best of luck to you guys in season 16.
Thanks for playing.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/06Teresa/Teresa-06.jpg
#9 Ministry of Dotball (7-9)
#10 Dakar Dragons (6-10)
#11 Porto Alegre Smugglers (6-10)
#12 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (4-12)
#13 Sofia Spiders (3-13)
#14 C-Town Hoodlums (3-13)
#15 Korb Destroyers (2-14)
#16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-16)


*****ROUND 2 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****

Here's my prediction record week by week.
And the 8-Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball

Week 1: 4-4 Week 2: 4-4 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 6-2 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 8-0 Week 7: 7-1 Week 8: 8-0 Week 9: 8-0
Week 10: 7-1Week 11: 7-1 Week 12: 7-1 Week 13: 7-1 Week 14: 7-1 Week 15: 6-2 Week 16: 8-0

Overall: 105-23
SA’s GOW: 13-3
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 7-9
SA Playoffs: 3-1
8-ball Playoffs: 3-1

#3 Lincoln Navigators (14-3) at #2 So Cal BDC (15-2) =
SA’s Pick: So Cal BDC
8-ball’s Pick: Lincoln Navigators

#4 Cincinnati Shockers (12-5) at #1 Valhalla (17-0) =
SA’s Pick: Valhalla
8-ball’s Pick: Cincinnati Shockers


Good luck to all the Zeta teams in Round 2!
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bhall43
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i like the 8 Ball's style.
 
Moondog22
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hcl, not a poor looker in the bunch





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good read too!!!
 
joemiken
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The Shockers got their pep talk this morning.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q47bpOCTcaY
 
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8-ball has balls.
 
rocklee711
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_City

Now figure out which city we refer to, lol
 
o5prey
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I'd always assumed it was Toronto
 
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Gonna guess Cincinnati.
 
jdbolick
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Pretty sure it's Poughkeepsie.
 
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Texas.
 
RandomBeast
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Manila obv
 
rocklee711
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Originally posted by jdbolick
Pretty sure it's Poughkeepsie.


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