Round 1 has just entered the building.
Do ya' want to win?
Do ya' want a World League Trophy?
Do ya' have what it takes to make it through the playoffs?
Well?
Do ya'?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUqtHkn-k-4
It's round 1 so let's get this storm underway!!
In this issue we have the SA Awards and the traditional playoff song!!
Good luck to all you playoff teams!!
GET YOUR NUTS UP FOR THE PLAYOFFS!!
It's playoff time and it's time to get pumped up for the gala event!
So, without further adoo-doo............................
Originally posted by Straight from SA's I-Peed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBG98ksQAg4 ….(World League style!!)
Well it’s Sunday night
The World League playoffs have begun
So yo Bort let’s get to simmin' some GLB fun!
It might be a championship season here for SoCal BDC,
Or will this be the season of the Mayan Prophecy?
The Black Cats are ready for the Wrath in a cat fight,
The Blaze and the Jam will see who moves on tonight!
Are you ready?!
Are you READY?!
ARE YOU READY, READY?!
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME DOTBALL?!?!
The World League post season party!!
Hey, just rockin' around with SA,
Ready to get the playoffs started!!
We got the teams on the field and the Pimp Cup's in sight
All the rowdy dots are back for the playoffs tonight!
Now everyone’s watching how the World League rolls,
Moose Jaw and Valhalla both think they'll make the big show,
We'll see the Radicals and Tire Fires as the playoffs begin,
Will the Shockers top the Masterminds in a big shootout sim?
The Gurupies play like they got the biggest pair,
Hurf and Durf will play as if there's nothing that is fair!
The Navigators are ready and rushing to daylight,
The Dynamo will get it up for a round one win tonight!
Everybody's a GLB fan!
Hey, it's the World League party man!
It’s Zeta versus Alpha, man!
So let’s get this shit started!
16 weeks have led up to this night,
Only one team will win the Pimp Cup title fight!
…………The lyrics have been changed to protect the innocent!
The SA Awards!!
Where does your player stand in the World League?
Was your player out getting sacks or out getting lunch?
Was your player out catching passes or was he out catching an STD?
Well for those of you that were out there grabbing balls and wrapping your arms around big and sweaty running backs to make a tackle, then this is for you!!
The Sport’s Page proudly presents the fourth season of the SA Awards! Yay!!
The “That’s Aunt Jemima’s Little Pancake Eating Fool" Award –
Black Irish, TE, Providence Radicals - 249 Pancakes
The Ruby Slippers Award –
Josh Fitzgerald, Bonn Dynamo - 41 FG’s
The XP Xtra-Specialist Trophy –
Karin Dreijer Andersson, Valhalla . - 221 XP’s
The “Grab'em By The Sack” Trophy –
World's Fastest Man, CB, La Tourette Syndrome - 54 sacks
The Hurry-cane Award –
Aaron Hemphill, Valhalla . - 82 hurries
The Interceptor Collector Title –
Kevin Drew, Valhalla . - 16 INT’s
The “I Can Totally Tackle” Trophy –
World's Fastest Man, CB, La Tourette Syndrome - 138 tackles
The Fumble Forcer Enforcer Title –
No Sympathy 4 your Returner (AKA Biggs), DT, Chocolate Blaze - 34 forced fumbles
The “More Yards Than Emmitt” Award –
D League HB, HB, Chocolate Blaze - 2348.5 rushing yards
The “I Can Score Like A Mad Rushing Whore” Title –
Hung B. lodawaste - 33 rushing TD’s
The Sir Stickum Trophy –
Slow Aschit, WR, Chocolate Blaze - 2955.5 receiving yards
The “Hold Me Closer Tiny End Zone Dancer” Award –
Ed O'Brien, WR, Valhalla . - 49 receiving TD’s
The Passing Fancy Title –
Thom Yorke, Valhalla . - 9475.5 yards passing
The Stealth Bomber Trophy –
Thom Yorke, Valhalla . - 132 TD Passes
The World League MVP’s –
Offense – The “Be Offensive! Be, Be Offensive!” Title
- Alpha – Boom Shaka Laka, QB, NBA Jam
- Zeta - Thom Yorke, QB, Valhalla .
Defense – The “All in All You’re Just Another Brick in the Wall” Award
- Alpha – World's Fastest Man, CB, La Tourette Syndrome
- Zeta – Pencil Trick, DE, Bonn Dynamo
Special Teams – The “That Other Guy on the Field” Award
- Alpha – Reed Iculous, WR, Indianapolis Gurupies
- Zeta – D League C B, CB, Ministry of Dotball
Congrats to all you chuckle heads that won an award!
SALUTE!!
***SA’s Player of the Week***
And the POW goes to………………
..............FS Michele Marrone of the Sparta Battle Chickens! Yay!!
The guy only had 4 picks, two for TD's in the 1st quarter to put his team ahead early, 1 in the 3rd quarter to shut down a drive and another in the 4th quarter to shut down another drive!
Way to lead your team to victory!!
So here’s to you, Michele Marrone.………………..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GuinnessBeer.jpg
SALUTE!!
No playoffs may start without it, so everybody say it together now…………….
Gentlemen!!
Start your……………………
.........………LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!
Good luck, chuckle heads!!
****ALPHA CONFERENCE PLAYOFFS****
*#1 Chocolate Blaze (16-0) LW1 - Round 1 you guys get the NBA Jam. You guys walloped the Jam 76-26 in the first meeting.
So don't change a frickin' thing!
Next Opponent: #8 NBA Jam (10-6)
*#2 East St. Louis Tire Fires (13-3) LW2 - Last time you beat the Radicals for a 10 point win.
So let's talk about the obvious, shall we?
Do what you did in the first game and you'll win.
You do want to win again, don't you?
So I say you do the opposite of what you did last time, that way you will win.
Unless those sneaky Radicals are reading this right now, then you shouldn't do that.
But if they think you aren't going to do the opposite because they are reading this, then they will expect the opposite of you doing the opposite so maybe you should do the opposite of what they are thinking you will do.
Make sense?
I thought so.
Good luck.
Next Opponent: #7 Providence Radicals (11-5)
*#3 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (12-4) LW5 - Oh Hurf and Durf, what are we to do with you guys.
Last time you guys got beat bad by the Gurupies. So let's take a looksie at just what they did to you.
They ran all over you.
They passed all over you.
They stole your milk money and knocked up your sister.
They made crude drawings of you guys having sex with farm animals, and you were the receivers.
Well how's about a motivational speech from someone that knows a little something about motivational speeches.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRETpsqlr-g
Go get'em!!
Next opponent: #6 Indianapolis Gurupies (11-5)
*#4 Warsaw Wrath (12-4) LW6 - You guys can win this!
Who cares if you only beat them by 21 points last time!!
You were in the game all the way to the end and you won that one and you can win this one too!!
Next thing you know, some idiot will be telling the Black Cats that they actually have a chance!! LMAO!! (see below)
Next opponent: #5 Queen City Black Cats (11-5)
*#5 Queen City Black Cats (11-5) LW7 - You guys can win this!
Who cares if they beat you by 21 points last time!!
You were in the game when it started and you could have won that one and you can win this one too!!
Next thing you know, some idiot will be telling the Wrath that they actually have a chance!! LMAO!! (see above)
Next opponent: at #4 Warsaw Wrath (12-4)
*#6 Indianapolis Gurupies (11-5) LW3 - Well the good news is that you guys won the first meeting between you and the Hurf and Durf!
The bad news is that the Hurf and Durf are still pissed about it. I mean, REALLY pissed.
So, just do what you did last time.................win.
Next opponent: at #3 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (12-4)
*#7 Providence Radicals (11-5) LW4 - Just a couple weeks back you guys got spanked by ESL, 24-14. And it wasn't the good kind of spanking with the lotion and the dominatrix and the sheep, no sir. It was the bad kind of spanking, with the loss and the out scoring and all that comes with losing.
Next opponent: at #2 East St. Louis Tire Fires (13-3)
*#8 NBA Jam (10-6) LW8 - Well? What have you got to lose?
Might as well go balls out on this one.
HE'S HEATING UP!!!!
and
MONSTER JAM!!
Hit the uber twice and you may just win it.
Next Opponent: at #1 Chocolate Blaze (16-0)
The Rest of Alpha
#9 Sparta Battle Chickens (7-9) LW9 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/01Nadia/Nadia-32.jpg
#10 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (7-9) LW10 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/04AmyMaRie/AmyMarie-22.jpg
#11 Krungthep Garudas (6-10) LW11 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/05Eryn/Eryn-03.jpg
#12 La Tourette Syndrome (5-11) LW12 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/11Jamie/Jamie-04.jpg
#13 October Wildfire (5-11) LW13 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/08Whitney/Whitney-09.jpg
#14 Windhoek White Rhinos (3-13) LW14 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/07Chanel/Chanel-03.jpg
#15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-15) LW15 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/01Sydney/Sydney-10.jpg
#16 Graz Grizzlies (0-16) LW16 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/03Nikki/Nikki-04.jpg
*****ROUND 1 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my Alpha prediction record week by week.
And the 8-Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 7-1 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 6-2 Week 7: 7-1 Week 8: 7-1 Week 9: 5-3
Week 10: 6-2 Week 11: 5-3 Week 12: 6-2 Week 13: 7-1 Week 14: 6-2 Week 15: 7-1 Week 16: 7-1
Overall: 100-28
SA’s GOW: 10-6
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 8-8
SA Playoffs:
8-Ball Playoffs:
#5 Indianapolis Gurupies (11-5) at #3 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (12-4) =
SA’s Pick: [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF]
8-ball’s Pick: Indianapolis Gurupies
#6 Providence Radicals (11-5) at #2 East St. Louis Tire Fires (13-3) =
SA’s Pick: East St. Louis Tire Fires
8-ball’s Pick: Providence Radicals
#7 Queen City Black Cats (11-5) at #4 Warsaw Wrath (12-4) =
SA’s Pick: Warsaw Wrath
8-ball’s Pick: Queen City Black Cats
#8 NBA Jam (10-6) #1 Chocolate Blaze (16-0) =
SA’s Pick: Chocolate Blaze
8-ball’s Pick: NBA Jam
Good luck to all the Alpha teams in Round 1!
____________________________________________________________________________
****ZETA CONFERENCE PLAYOFFS****
*#1 Valhalla (16-0) LW1 - Well if all goes well, you should be in Round 2 with no problems.
And if things do not go so well, you will be laughed at and ridiculed unmercifully for many, many, many, many, many, many seasons to come.
Maybe try and win this one, hmmmm?
Next opponent: #8 Mayan Prophecy (7-9)
*#2 So Cal BDC (14-2) LW3 - Last time you beat Moose Jaw, 47-31. You really wore that jaw out.
Do what you did last time and you should win again.
So let's make a check list of everything you may need to get the win.
Sun tan lotion?
Check.
Hot California blonds?
Check.
Surfboards?
Check.
Nipple clamps?...................oops, that's on my list..............never mind.
But I think you guys are good to go.
Next opponent: #7 Moose Jaw Roughriders (10-6)
*#3 Lincoln Navigators (13-3) LW4 - Time to navigate your way down the treacherous Autobon again and get the win over the Dynamo.
I want you Navigators to know that we are taking security seriously against people that will try to navigate their way across the field while the game is going on.
Take a look at some previous situations that we here at Thunder Dome have diffused......................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6Rhfv4e0O4
Next opponent: #6 Bonn Dynamo (11-5)
*#4 Minneapolis Masterminds (13-3) LW2 - You guys have been true Masterminds all season long, so what the hell can I say that you don't already know?
...........................................
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......................I once made love to a yak.................and enjoyed it. There's nothing like making sweet, sweet love to a hot piece of yak ass.
There you go, that is something you didn't know or probably didn't WANT to know.
Next opponent: #5 Cincinnati Shockers (11-5)
*#5 Cincinnati Shockers (11-5) LW5 - OK, so last time things didn't go so well against these guys.
So I am going to give you some fool proof advice that will get you guys the win. This is a secret handed down to SA from the greatest GLB guru's to ever play the game.
Ready?
Here it is........................try winning.
Now you know what you need to do, so hope that helps.
Next opponent: at #4 Minneapolis Masterminds (13-3)
*#6 Bonn Dynamo (11-5) LW6 - Well, if you guys have plans on moving on to round 2 then the Dynamo should take along Dynamo.............
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy8rT8oHCbI
...........and not Kid Dyn-O-mite..............
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DG-pNt5fus
Next opponent: at #3 Lincoln Navigators (13-3)
*#7 Moose Jaw Roughriders (10-6) LW7 - Well Roughriders, I suggest you put on two or three of those Rough Riders to desensitize yourselves if you want to last with SoCal in round 1.........................maybe three rough riders and a haz-mat suit too.
Next opponent: at #2 So Cal BDC (13-2)
*#8 Mayan Prophecy (7-9) LW8 - Way to go Prophecy!!
You guys earned that playoff spot and here you are, ready to battle................uhm.............Valhalla..............uhm..................sorry.
Next opponent: at #1 Valhalla (15-0)
The Rest of Zeta
#9 Ministry of Dotball (7-9) LW9 - You guys had a fantastic run! You came a dick hair away from the playoffs. You made me yank you from the Hot Chick Lounge, and that has NEVER happened before. But it comes to an end here. Best of luck to you guys next season.
Thanks for playing.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/04Agustina/Agustina-12.jpg
#10 Dakar Dragons (6-10) LW10 - Winning 5 of first 7, good.
Losing 8 of last 9, not good.
You guys need to work on that a little bit.
Thanks for playing.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/01Amy/Amy-29.jpg
#11 Porto Alegre Smugglers (6-10) LW11 - Well you guys almost made it, but in GLB "almost" gets you a cab ride to the Hot Chick Lounge.
Thanks for playing.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/03Okasana/Oksana-03.jpg
#12 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (4-12) LW12 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/09Henriette/Henriette-18.jpg
#13 Sofia Spiders (3-13) LW13 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/06Kasie/Kasie-03.jpg
#14 C-Town Hoodlums (3-13) LW15 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/09Cecilie/Cecilie-37.jpg
#15 Korb Destroyers (2-14) LW14 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/10Jennifer/Jennifer-01.jpg
#16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-16) LW16 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/10Katie/Katie-03.jpg
*****ROUND 1 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
And the 8-Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Week 1: 4-4 Week 2: 4-4 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 6-2 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 8-0 Week 7: 7-1 Week 8: 8-0 Week 9: 8-0
Week 10: 7-1Week 11: 7-1 Week 12: 7-1 Week 13: 7-1 Week 14: 7-1 Week 15: 6-2 Week 16: 8-0
Overall: 105-23
SA’s GOW: 13-3
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 7-9
SA Playoffs:
8-ball Playoffs:
#5 Cincinnati Shockers (11-5) at #4 Minneapolis Masterminds (13-3) =
SA’s Pick: Minneapolis Masterminds
8-ball’s Pick: Cincinnati Shockers
#6 Bonn Dynamo (11-5) at #3 Lincoln Navigators (13-3) =
SA’s Pick: Lincoln Navigators
8-ball’s Pick: Lincoln Navigators
#7 Moose Jaw Roughriders (10-6) at #2 So Cal BDC (14-2) =
SA’s Pick: So Cal BDC
8-ball’s Pick: Moose Jaw Roughriders
#8 Mayan Prophecy (7-9) at #1 Valhalla (16-0) =
SA’s Pick: Valhalla
8-ball’s Pick: Valhalla
Good luck to all the Zeta teams in Round 1!
Do ya' want to win?
Do ya' want a World League Trophy?
Do ya' have what it takes to make it through the playoffs?
Well?
Do ya'?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUqtHkn-k-4
It's round 1 so let's get this storm underway!!
In this issue we have the SA Awards and the traditional playoff song!!
Good luck to all you playoff teams!!
GET YOUR NUTS UP FOR THE PLAYOFFS!!
It's playoff time and it's time to get pumped up for the gala event!
So, without further adoo-doo............................
Originally posted by Straight from SA's I-Peed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBG98ksQAg4 ….(World League style!!)
Well it’s Sunday night
The World League playoffs have begun
So yo Bort let’s get to simmin' some GLB fun!
It might be a championship season here for SoCal BDC,
Or will this be the season of the Mayan Prophecy?
The Black Cats are ready for the Wrath in a cat fight,
The Blaze and the Jam will see who moves on tonight!
Are you ready?!
Are you READY?!
ARE YOU READY, READY?!
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME DOTBALL?!?!
The World League post season party!!
Hey, just rockin' around with SA,
Ready to get the playoffs started!!
We got the teams on the field and the Pimp Cup's in sight
All the rowdy dots are back for the playoffs tonight!
Now everyone’s watching how the World League rolls,
Moose Jaw and Valhalla both think they'll make the big show,
We'll see the Radicals and Tire Fires as the playoffs begin,
Will the Shockers top the Masterminds in a big shootout sim?
The Gurupies play like they got the biggest pair,
Hurf and Durf will play as if there's nothing that is fair!
The Navigators are ready and rushing to daylight,
The Dynamo will get it up for a round one win tonight!
Everybody's a GLB fan!
Hey, it's the World League party man!
It’s Zeta versus Alpha, man!
So let’s get this shit started!
16 weeks have led up to this night,
Only one team will win the Pimp Cup title fight!
…………The lyrics have been changed to protect the innocent!
The SA Awards!!
Where does your player stand in the World League?
Was your player out getting sacks or out getting lunch?
Was your player out catching passes or was he out catching an STD?
Well for those of you that were out there grabbing balls and wrapping your arms around big and sweaty running backs to make a tackle, then this is for you!!
The Sport’s Page proudly presents the fourth season of the SA Awards! Yay!!
The “That’s Aunt Jemima’s Little Pancake Eating Fool" Award –
Black Irish, TE, Providence Radicals - 249 Pancakes
The Ruby Slippers Award –
Josh Fitzgerald, Bonn Dynamo - 41 FG’s
The XP Xtra-Specialist Trophy –
Karin Dreijer Andersson, Valhalla . - 221 XP’s
The “Grab'em By The Sack” Trophy –
World's Fastest Man, CB, La Tourette Syndrome - 54 sacks
The Hurry-cane Award –
Aaron Hemphill, Valhalla . - 82 hurries
The Interceptor Collector Title –
Kevin Drew, Valhalla . - 16 INT’s
The “I Can Totally Tackle” Trophy –
World's Fastest Man, CB, La Tourette Syndrome - 138 tackles
The Fumble Forcer Enforcer Title –
No Sympathy 4 your Returner (AKA Biggs), DT, Chocolate Blaze - 34 forced fumbles
The “More Yards Than Emmitt” Award –
D League HB, HB, Chocolate Blaze - 2348.5 rushing yards
The “I Can Score Like A Mad Rushing Whore” Title –
Hung B. lodawaste - 33 rushing TD’s
The Sir Stickum Trophy –
Slow Aschit, WR, Chocolate Blaze - 2955.5 receiving yards
The “Hold Me Closer Tiny End Zone Dancer” Award –
Ed O'Brien, WR, Valhalla . - 49 receiving TD’s
The Passing Fancy Title –
Thom Yorke, Valhalla . - 9475.5 yards passing
The Stealth Bomber Trophy –
Thom Yorke, Valhalla . - 132 TD Passes
The World League MVP’s –
Offense – The “Be Offensive! Be, Be Offensive!” Title
- Alpha – Boom Shaka Laka, QB, NBA Jam
- Zeta - Thom Yorke, QB, Valhalla .
Defense – The “All in All You’re Just Another Brick in the Wall” Award
- Alpha – World's Fastest Man, CB, La Tourette Syndrome
- Zeta – Pencil Trick, DE, Bonn Dynamo
Special Teams – The “That Other Guy on the Field” Award
- Alpha – Reed Iculous, WR, Indianapolis Gurupies
- Zeta – D League C B, CB, Ministry of Dotball
Congrats to all you chuckle heads that won an award!
SALUTE!!
***SA’s Player of the Week***
And the POW goes to………………
..............FS Michele Marrone of the Sparta Battle Chickens! Yay!!
The guy only had 4 picks, two for TD's in the 1st quarter to put his team ahead early, 1 in the 3rd quarter to shut down a drive and another in the 4th quarter to shut down another drive!
Way to lead your team to victory!!
So here’s to you, Michele Marrone.………………..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GuinnessBeer.jpg
SALUTE!!
No playoffs may start without it, so everybody say it together now…………….
Gentlemen!!
Start your……………………
.........………LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!
Good luck, chuckle heads!!
****ALPHA CONFERENCE PLAYOFFS****
*#1 Chocolate Blaze (16-0) LW1 - Round 1 you guys get the NBA Jam. You guys walloped the Jam 76-26 in the first meeting.
So don't change a frickin' thing!
Next Opponent: #8 NBA Jam (10-6)
*#2 East St. Louis Tire Fires (13-3) LW2 - Last time you beat the Radicals for a 10 point win.
So let's talk about the obvious, shall we?
Do what you did in the first game and you'll win.
You do want to win again, don't you?
So I say you do the opposite of what you did last time, that way you will win.
Unless those sneaky Radicals are reading this right now, then you shouldn't do that.
But if they think you aren't going to do the opposite because they are reading this, then they will expect the opposite of you doing the opposite so maybe you should do the opposite of what they are thinking you will do.
Make sense?
I thought so.
Good luck.
Next Opponent: #7 Providence Radicals (11-5)
*#3 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (12-4) LW5 - Oh Hurf and Durf, what are we to do with you guys.
Last time you guys got beat bad by the Gurupies. So let's take a looksie at just what they did to you.
They ran all over you.
They passed all over you.
They stole your milk money and knocked up your sister.
They made crude drawings of you guys having sex with farm animals, and you were the receivers.
Well how's about a motivational speech from someone that knows a little something about motivational speeches.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRETpsqlr-g
Go get'em!!
Next opponent: #6 Indianapolis Gurupies (11-5)
*#4 Warsaw Wrath (12-4) LW6 - You guys can win this!
Who cares if you only beat them by 21 points last time!!
You were in the game all the way to the end and you won that one and you can win this one too!!
Next thing you know, some idiot will be telling the Black Cats that they actually have a chance!! LMAO!! (see below)
Next opponent: #5 Queen City Black Cats (11-5)
*#5 Queen City Black Cats (11-5) LW7 - You guys can win this!
Who cares if they beat you by 21 points last time!!
You were in the game when it started and you could have won that one and you can win this one too!!
Next thing you know, some idiot will be telling the Wrath that they actually have a chance!! LMAO!! (see above)
Next opponent: at #4 Warsaw Wrath (12-4)
*#6 Indianapolis Gurupies (11-5) LW3 - Well the good news is that you guys won the first meeting between you and the Hurf and Durf!
The bad news is that the Hurf and Durf are still pissed about it. I mean, REALLY pissed.
So, just do what you did last time.................win.
Next opponent: at #3 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (12-4)
*#7 Providence Radicals (11-5) LW4 - Just a couple weeks back you guys got spanked by ESL, 24-14. And it wasn't the good kind of spanking with the lotion and the dominatrix and the sheep, no sir. It was the bad kind of spanking, with the loss and the out scoring and all that comes with losing.
Next opponent: at #2 East St. Louis Tire Fires (13-3)
*#8 NBA Jam (10-6) LW8 - Well? What have you got to lose?
Might as well go balls out on this one.
HE'S HEATING UP!!!!
and
MONSTER JAM!!
Hit the uber twice and you may just win it.
Next Opponent: at #1 Chocolate Blaze (16-0)
The Rest of Alpha
#9 Sparta Battle Chickens (7-9) LW9 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/01Nadia/Nadia-32.jpg
#10 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (7-9) LW10 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/04AmyMaRie/AmyMarie-22.jpg
#11 Krungthep Garudas (6-10) LW11 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/05Eryn/Eryn-03.jpg
#12 La Tourette Syndrome (5-11) LW12 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/11Jamie/Jamie-04.jpg
#13 October Wildfire (5-11) LW13 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/08Whitney/Whitney-09.jpg
#14 Windhoek White Rhinos (3-13) LW14 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/07Chanel/Chanel-03.jpg
#15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-15) LW15 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/01Sydney/Sydney-10.jpg
#16 Graz Grizzlies (0-16) LW16 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/03Nikki/Nikki-04.jpg
*****ROUND 1 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my Alpha prediction record week by week.
And the 8-Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 7-1 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 6-2 Week 7: 7-1 Week 8: 7-1 Week 9: 5-3
Week 10: 6-2 Week 11: 5-3 Week 12: 6-2 Week 13: 7-1 Week 14: 6-2 Week 15: 7-1 Week 16: 7-1
Overall: 100-28
SA’s GOW: 10-6
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 8-8
SA Playoffs:
8-Ball Playoffs:
#5 Indianapolis Gurupies (11-5) at #3 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (12-4) =
SA’s Pick: [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF]
8-ball’s Pick: Indianapolis Gurupies
#6 Providence Radicals (11-5) at #2 East St. Louis Tire Fires (13-3) =
SA’s Pick: East St. Louis Tire Fires
8-ball’s Pick: Providence Radicals
#7 Queen City Black Cats (11-5) at #4 Warsaw Wrath (12-4) =
SA’s Pick: Warsaw Wrath
8-ball’s Pick: Queen City Black Cats
#8 NBA Jam (10-6) #1 Chocolate Blaze (16-0) =
SA’s Pick: Chocolate Blaze
8-ball’s Pick: NBA Jam
Good luck to all the Alpha teams in Round 1!
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****ZETA CONFERENCE PLAYOFFS****
*#1 Valhalla (16-0) LW1 - Well if all goes well, you should be in Round 2 with no problems.
And if things do not go so well, you will be laughed at and ridiculed unmercifully for many, many, many, many, many, many seasons to come.
Maybe try and win this one, hmmmm?
Next opponent: #8 Mayan Prophecy (7-9)
*#2 So Cal BDC (14-2) LW3 - Last time you beat Moose Jaw, 47-31. You really wore that jaw out.
Do what you did last time and you should win again.
So let's make a check list of everything you may need to get the win.
Sun tan lotion?
Check.
Hot California blonds?
Check.
Surfboards?
Check.
Nipple clamps?...................oops, that's on my list..............never mind.
But I think you guys are good to go.
Next opponent: #7 Moose Jaw Roughriders (10-6)
*#3 Lincoln Navigators (13-3) LW4 - Time to navigate your way down the treacherous Autobon again and get the win over the Dynamo.
I want you Navigators to know that we are taking security seriously against people that will try to navigate their way across the field while the game is going on.
Take a look at some previous situations that we here at Thunder Dome have diffused......................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6Rhfv4e0O4
Next opponent: #6 Bonn Dynamo (11-5)
*#4 Minneapolis Masterminds (13-3) LW2 - You guys have been true Masterminds all season long, so what the hell can I say that you don't already know?
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......................I once made love to a yak.................and enjoyed it. There's nothing like making sweet, sweet love to a hot piece of yak ass.
There you go, that is something you didn't know or probably didn't WANT to know.
Next opponent: #5 Cincinnati Shockers (11-5)
*#5 Cincinnati Shockers (11-5) LW5 - OK, so last time things didn't go so well against these guys.
So I am going to give you some fool proof advice that will get you guys the win. This is a secret handed down to SA from the greatest GLB guru's to ever play the game.
Ready?
Here it is........................try winning.
Now you know what you need to do, so hope that helps.
Next opponent: at #4 Minneapolis Masterminds (13-3)
*#6 Bonn Dynamo (11-5) LW6 - Well, if you guys have plans on moving on to round 2 then the Dynamo should take along Dynamo.............
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy8rT8oHCbI
...........and not Kid Dyn-O-mite..............
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DG-pNt5fus
Next opponent: at #3 Lincoln Navigators (13-3)
*#7 Moose Jaw Roughriders (10-6) LW7 - Well Roughriders, I suggest you put on two or three of those Rough Riders to desensitize yourselves if you want to last with SoCal in round 1.........................maybe three rough riders and a haz-mat suit too.
Next opponent: at #2 So Cal BDC (13-2)
*#8 Mayan Prophecy (7-9) LW8 - Way to go Prophecy!!
You guys earned that playoff spot and here you are, ready to battle................uhm.............Valhalla..............uhm..................sorry.
Next opponent: at #1 Valhalla (15-0)
The Rest of Zeta
#9 Ministry of Dotball (7-9) LW9 - You guys had a fantastic run! You came a dick hair away from the playoffs. You made me yank you from the Hot Chick Lounge, and that has NEVER happened before. But it comes to an end here. Best of luck to you guys next season.
Thanks for playing.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/04Agustina/Agustina-12.jpg
#10 Dakar Dragons (6-10) LW10 - Winning 5 of first 7, good.
Losing 8 of last 9, not good.
You guys need to work on that a little bit.
Thanks for playing.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/01Amy/Amy-29.jpg
#11 Porto Alegre Smugglers (6-10) LW11 - Well you guys almost made it, but in GLB "almost" gets you a cab ride to the Hot Chick Lounge.
Thanks for playing.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/03Okasana/Oksana-03.jpg
#12 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (4-12) LW12 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/09Henriette/Henriette-18.jpg
#13 Sofia Spiders (3-13) LW13 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/06Kasie/Kasie-03.jpg
#14 C-Town Hoodlums (3-13) LW15 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/09Cecilie/Cecilie-37.jpg
#15 Korb Destroyers (2-14) LW14 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/10Jennifer/Jennifer-01.jpg
#16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-16) LW16 - http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/10Katie/Katie-03.jpg
*****ROUND 1 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
And the 8-Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Week 1: 4-4 Week 2: 4-4 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 6-2 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 8-0 Week 7: 7-1 Week 8: 8-0 Week 9: 8-0
Week 10: 7-1Week 11: 7-1 Week 12: 7-1 Week 13: 7-1 Week 14: 7-1 Week 15: 6-2 Week 16: 8-0
Overall: 105-23
SA’s GOW: 13-3
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 7-9
SA Playoffs:
8-ball Playoffs:
#5 Cincinnati Shockers (11-5) at #4 Minneapolis Masterminds (13-3) =
SA’s Pick: Minneapolis Masterminds
8-ball’s Pick: Cincinnati Shockers
#6 Bonn Dynamo (11-5) at #3 Lincoln Navigators (13-3) =
SA’s Pick: Lincoln Navigators
8-ball’s Pick: Lincoln Navigators
#7 Moose Jaw Roughriders (10-6) at #2 So Cal BDC (14-2) =
SA’s Pick: So Cal BDC
8-ball’s Pick: Moose Jaw Roughriders
#8 Mayan Prophecy (7-9) at #1 Valhalla (16-0) =
SA’s Pick: Valhalla
8-ball’s Pick: Valhalla
Good luck to all the Zeta teams in Round 1!
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