Week 14 has finally arrived!!
Time to celebrate!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00zuDUNTeXM
Only a few games are left and time is running out, if you haven't earned your invite to the big World League Post Season Jamboree, then what the hell are you waiting for?!?!
The Hot Chick Club Is Back!!
That's right, we have traded in beef for tuna and the better for it!!
So if your team is in the Lounge, you got your trashy women back and I don't think we will ever be going to trade in again.
Beef, it's what's for dinner? Bullshit!
Tuna, it's the other pink meat.
The World League Post Season Invitations Are Being Sent Out!!
Yep, those invitations are getting gobbled up fast!
In Alpha, all but that #8 spot has been decided. Blaze, Gurupies, Black Cats, Tire Fires, Hurf and Durf, Radicals and Wrath have all received official invitations to the big World League Post Season Tournament!
Congrats!
The Jam, Battle Chickens and Wife Carriers are all still vying for that final playoff spot and with 3 games left, the competition should be heating up!
And over in Zeta, Valhalla, the Masterminds, SoCal and the Navigators have all been invited to the Zeta party, congrats to you guys!
But 7 teams are still in contention for the other four spots. Games will be getting crazy for the next three games!
Enjoy the playoff run!
SA's Player of the Week
And the POW goes to.....................
NBA Jam running back, Tuck Fulane!! Yay!!
Tuck rolled up 164 yards on 19 carries with 3 rushing TD's as the Jam outlasted the October Wildfire in a 58-52 marathon!
Tuck pounded home the final score of for the Jam and effectively put the game out of the Wildfire's reach!
Solid performance!
So here's to you, Tuck Fulane..............................
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/Bayernhaus-01.jpg
SALUTE!!!
The GLB Power Alert has been elevated from green to..........................
..............................LET'S DO THIS SHIT!!!"
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Chocolate Blaze (13-0) LW1 - The last 3 games are not so easy. It will be a little tougher to head into the post season undefeated.
But you really don't have to, you could lose 2 of the last 3 and still go into the post season party as the #1 Alpha team.
Just a thought.
Next opponent: at #9 Sparta Battle Chickens (6-7)
*#2 Indianapolis Gurupies (10-3) LW3 - Three pretty tough games to close out the season and they all have playoff rankings attached to them.
You might just have to win all 3 to remain the #2 team going into the tourney.
Next opponent: at #7 Warsaw Wrath (9-4)
*#3 Queen City Black Cats (10-3) LW5 - STOP! Don't you move a muscle! You are in the GOW for another week!
Next opponent: #5 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (10-3)
*#4 East St Louis Tire Fires (10-3) LW2 - You guys are still in the top 4 even with that loss to Queen City.
One more tough game and then you can take it easy in the final two.
Next opponent: at #6 Providence Radicals (10-3)
*#5 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (10-3) LW4 - Time to go to the GOW!!
Next opponent: at #3 Queen City Black Cats (10-3)
*#6 Providence Radicals (10-3) LW6 - Welcome to the playoffs, you radical bitches!
No matter what happens in the last 3 games, you are in!
Next opponent: #4 East St Louis Tire Fires (10-3)
*#7 Warsaw Wrath (9-4) LW7 - You did it! You guys are an official playoff team!!
Now go get laid!
Next opponent: #2 Indianapolis Gurupies (10-3)
#8 NBA Jam (7-6) LW8 - Krungthep, Windhoek and Honolulu.
Who did you guys blow to get such a great ending to the season?
Win 2 of 3 and you are in.
Win one and Honolulu and Sparta lose, you are in.
I think you got the 8th spot almost wrapped up.
Next opponent: #11 Krungthep Garudas (5-8)
#9 Sparta Battle Chickens (6-7) LW9 - If you lose this one and the NBA Jam win, you are out oft he running.
The Jam hold the W over you guys, so you might start getting your medical records in order for your stay in the Hot Chick Lounge.
Next opponent: #1 Chocolate Blaze (13-0)
#10 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (5-8) LW10 - Don't give up yet, if the NBA Jam lose all their games and you win out, that 8th spot could still be in your future.
Next opponent: at #14 Windhoek White Rhinos (2-11)
#11 Krungthep Garudas (5-8) LW12 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/07Jamie/Jamie-03.jpg
Next opponent: at #8 NBA Jam (7-6)
#12 La Tourette Syndrome (4-9) LW11 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/06Lindsay/Lindsay-02.jpg
Next opponent: at #16 Graz Grizzlies (0-13)
#13 October Wildfire (4-9) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/05Rachel/Rachel-12.jpg
Next opponent: at #15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-12)
#14 Windhoek White Rhinos (2-11) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/09Kimberly/Kimberly-03.jpg
Next opponent: #10 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (5-8)
#15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-12) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/06Amanda/Amanda-01.jpg
Next opponent: #13 October Wildfire (4-9)
#16 Graz Grizzlies (0-13) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/10Lisa/Lisa-03.jpg
Next opponent: #12 La Tourette Syndrome (4-9)
*****WEEK 14 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 7-1 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 6-2 Week 7: 7-1 Week 8: 7-1 Week 9: 5-3
Week 10: 6-2 Week 11: 5-3 Week 12: 6-2 Week 13: 7-1
Overall: 80-24
SA’s GOW: 9-4
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 7-6
#5 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (10-3) at #3 Queen City Black Cats (10-3) = Queen City Black Cats
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#4 East St Louis Tire Fires (10-3) at #6 Providence Radicals (10-3) = East St Louis Tire Fires
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#2 Indianapolis Gurupies (10-3) at #7 Warsaw Wrath (9-4) = Indianapolis Gurupies
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#1 Chocolate Blaze (13-0) at #9 Sparta Battle Chickens (6-7) = Chocolate Blaze
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#11 Krungthep Garudas (5-8) at #8 NBA Jam (7-6) = NBA Jam
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#10 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (5-8) at #14 Windhoek White Rhinos (2-11) = Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#13 October Wildfire (4-9) at #15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-12) = October Wildfire
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#12 La Tourette Syndrome (4-9) at #16 Graz Grizzlies (0-13) = La Tourette Syndrome
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#5 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (10-3) at #3 Queen City Black Cats (10-3) -
Now we're talking!!
Hurf and Durf against Queen City!!
These two teams just don't like each other.
But we can't all be friends, so let's get to watching these guys kill each other like the good Bort intended!
Fire bombs?
YES!
Lead pipes?
LEGAL!
Booking the other team into a 5 star luxury hotel and ordering room service to send up many bottles of fine wine and delicious foods then calling the front desk to give a wake up call 1 hour after game time?
Nice.......very nice.............ALLOWED!!!
Yo Boo! Get the sim started, it's GLB time baby!!!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] beat the Black Cats?
8 Ball's answer: It is decidedly so.
SA's Pick: Queen City Black Cats
Magic 8 Ball Pick: [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF]
28/48 beers! –
ESL vsProvidence!!
Gurupies vs Wrath!!
Hurf and Durf vs Queen City!!
3 great match ups with 3 games left to play in the regular season!!
It doesn't get any better than watchin' GLB on a Tuesday night..............unless you are watching porn at the same time your watching the sim, then you should be having a GREAT time!!!!
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in the Alpha!
____________________________________________________________________________
****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Valhalla (13-0) LW1 - These last 3 games shouldn't be too tough, you guys can expect to go into the playoffs undefeated and at #1.
Next opponent: #11 Ministry of Dotball (5-8)
*#2 Minneapolis Masterminds (11-2) LW2 - A little rest this week, but the last 2 games could be trouble.
Next opponent: #13 Sofia Spiders (3-10)
*#3 So Cal BDC (11-2) LW3 - Not much else to say except for you guys to enjoy the win while waiting for the playoffs to start.
Next opponent: at #12 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (3-10)
*#4 Lincoln Navigators (10-3) LW5 - This game could knock out the Smugglers run at the #8 spot.
It's always good to be the one doing the knocking out and not the one getting knocked up.
Next opponent: at #9 Porto Alegre Smugglers (6-7)
#5 Moose Jaw Roughriders (9-4) LW4 - Stay right where you are in the GOW!!!
Next opponent: at #7 Bonn Dynamo (8-5)
#6 Cincinnati Shockers (9-4) LW6 - Do I really need to say anything for this game?
How about, "Nice win, Shockers."
Next opponent: at #16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-13)
#7 Bonn Dynamo (8-5) LW7 - take the autobon right to the GOW!!
Next opponent: #5 Moose Jaw Roughriders (9-4)
#8 Dakar Dragons (6-7) LW8 - Win and you still have a shot.
Lose and it's the Hot Chick Lounge, where you will need a penicillin shot.
Next opponent: #10 Mayan Prophecy (5-8)
#9 Porto Alegre Smugglers (6-7) LW9 - One tall order for you Smugglers. Lincoln, Cincy and SoCal are left and you will have to win them all.
Next opponent: #4 Lincoln Navigators (10-3)
#10 Mayan Prophecy (5-8) LW10 - Dakar is the key game. Win here and you keep moving on.
Korb and Valhalla are still on the docket, so maybe 7-9 can get you a playoff ticket.
Next opponent: at #8 Dakar Dragons (6-7)
#11 Ministry of Dotball (5-8) LW11 - Wow! This is a first!!
Looking at things for the four teams that are vying for that final playoff spot, I have to yank these guys out of the Hot Chick Lounge and let them play it out.
They can win their last 2 games and still possibly grab the final playoff invitation with a 7-9 record!
Stranger shit has happened.
Go kick ass, MoD!
Next opponent: at #1 Valhalla (13-0)
#12 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (3-10) LW12 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/08Brandie/Brandie-37.jpg
Next opponent: #3 So Cal BDC (11-2)
#13 Sofia Spiders (3-10) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/02Britney/Britney-03.jpg
Next opponent: at #2 Minneapolis Masterminds (11-2)
#14 Korb Destroyers (2-11) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/05Kerri/Kerri-09.jpg
Next opponent: #15 C-Town Hoodlums (1-12)
#15 C-Town Hoodlums (1-12) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/01Claire/Claire-24.jpg
Next opponent: at #14 Korb Destroyers (2-11)
#16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-13) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/10Mercedes/Mercedes-02.jpg
Next opponent: #6 Cincinnati Shockers (9-4)
*****WEEK 14 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 4-4 Week 2: 4-4 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 6-2 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 8-0 Week 7: 7-1 Week 8: 8-0 Week 9: 8-0
Week 10: 7-1Week 11: 7-1 Week 12: 7-1 Week 13: 7-1
Overall: 84-20
SA’s GOW: 12-1
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 7-6
#5 Moose Jaw Roughriders (9-4) at #7 Bonn Dynamo (8-5) = Moose Jaw Roughriders
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#4 Lincoln Navigators (10-3) at #9 Porto Alegre Smugglers (6-7) = Lincoln Navigators
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#10 Mayan Prophecy (5-8) at #8 Dakar Dragons (6-7) = Mayan Prophecy
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#6 Cincinnati Shockers (9-4) at #16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-13) = Cincinnati Shockers
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#15 C-Town Hoodlums (1-12) at #14 Korb Destroyers (2-11) = C-Town Hoodlums
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#13 Sofia Spiders (3-10) at #2 Minneapolis Masterminds (11-2) = Minneapolis Masterminds
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#3 So Cal BDC (11-2) at #12 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (3-10) = So Cal BDC
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#11 Ministry of Dotball (5-8) at #1 Valhalla (13-0) = Valhalla
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#5 Moose Jaw Roughriders (9-4) at #7 Bonn Dynamo (8-5) -
#5 vs #7!!
It's all about where you want to sit at the playoff dinner table!!
A win here will move ou up or knock you down or slide you straight into a top 4 spot!
We are makig this one a Blue Balls Match!!!
Both teams will be teased and tantalized by half naked pics of Megan Fox and also listen to audio recordings of Ms Fox reading Penthouse Forum letters.
The team to have the most players that did not whack off to the audio or pics.......WINS!!!!
But please clean up your own mess.
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Roughriders beat the Dynamo?
8 Ball's answer: It is certain.
SA's Pick: Moose Jaw Roughriders
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Moose Jaw Roughriders
21/48 beers! – Some interesting match ups this week! Some teams could get knocked out by the end of this sim!
The Smugglers fight for their GLB lives against the Navigators!
The Prophecy and the Dragons duke it out to see who should go on and who should just go!!
And the Dynamo and Roughriders clash in the GOW!!!
You can look at it as a great week of match ups or watch your team play, rub one out and then go to bed.
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta!
Time to celebrate!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00zuDUNTeXM
Only a few games are left and time is running out, if you haven't earned your invite to the big World League Post Season Jamboree, then what the hell are you waiting for?!?!
The Hot Chick Club Is Back!!
That's right, we have traded in beef for tuna and the better for it!!
So if your team is in the Lounge, you got your trashy women back and I don't think we will ever be going to trade in again.
Beef, it's what's for dinner? Bullshit!
Tuna, it's the other pink meat.
The World League Post Season Invitations Are Being Sent Out!!
Yep, those invitations are getting gobbled up fast!
In Alpha, all but that #8 spot has been decided. Blaze, Gurupies, Black Cats, Tire Fires, Hurf and Durf, Radicals and Wrath have all received official invitations to the big World League Post Season Tournament!
Congrats!
The Jam, Battle Chickens and Wife Carriers are all still vying for that final playoff spot and with 3 games left, the competition should be heating up!
And over in Zeta, Valhalla, the Masterminds, SoCal and the Navigators have all been invited to the Zeta party, congrats to you guys!
But 7 teams are still in contention for the other four spots. Games will be getting crazy for the next three games!
Enjoy the playoff run!
SA's Player of the Week
And the POW goes to.....................
NBA Jam running back, Tuck Fulane!! Yay!!
Tuck rolled up 164 yards on 19 carries with 3 rushing TD's as the Jam outlasted the October Wildfire in a 58-52 marathon!
Tuck pounded home the final score of for the Jam and effectively put the game out of the Wildfire's reach!
Solid performance!
So here's to you, Tuck Fulane..............................
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/Bayernhaus-01.jpg
SALUTE!!!
The GLB Power Alert has been elevated from green to..........................
..............................LET'S DO THIS SHIT!!!"
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Chocolate Blaze (13-0) LW1 - The last 3 games are not so easy. It will be a little tougher to head into the post season undefeated.
But you really don't have to, you could lose 2 of the last 3 and still go into the post season party as the #1 Alpha team.
Just a thought.
Next opponent: at #9 Sparta Battle Chickens (6-7)
*#2 Indianapolis Gurupies (10-3) LW3 - Three pretty tough games to close out the season and they all have playoff rankings attached to them.
You might just have to win all 3 to remain the #2 team going into the tourney.
Next opponent: at #7 Warsaw Wrath (9-4)
*#3 Queen City Black Cats (10-3) LW5 - STOP! Don't you move a muscle! You are in the GOW for another week!
Next opponent: #5 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (10-3)
*#4 East St Louis Tire Fires (10-3) LW2 - You guys are still in the top 4 even with that loss to Queen City.
One more tough game and then you can take it easy in the final two.
Next opponent: at #6 Providence Radicals (10-3)
*#5 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (10-3) LW4 - Time to go to the GOW!!
Next opponent: at #3 Queen City Black Cats (10-3)
*#6 Providence Radicals (10-3) LW6 - Welcome to the playoffs, you radical bitches!
No matter what happens in the last 3 games, you are in!
Next opponent: #4 East St Louis Tire Fires (10-3)
*#7 Warsaw Wrath (9-4) LW7 - You did it! You guys are an official playoff team!!
Now go get laid!
Next opponent: #2 Indianapolis Gurupies (10-3)
#8 NBA Jam (7-6) LW8 - Krungthep, Windhoek and Honolulu.
Who did you guys blow to get such a great ending to the season?
Win 2 of 3 and you are in.
Win one and Honolulu and Sparta lose, you are in.
I think you got the 8th spot almost wrapped up.
Next opponent: #11 Krungthep Garudas (5-8)
#9 Sparta Battle Chickens (6-7) LW9 - If you lose this one and the NBA Jam win, you are out oft he running.
The Jam hold the W over you guys, so you might start getting your medical records in order for your stay in the Hot Chick Lounge.
Next opponent: #1 Chocolate Blaze (13-0)
#10 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (5-8) LW10 - Don't give up yet, if the NBA Jam lose all their games and you win out, that 8th spot could still be in your future.
Next opponent: at #14 Windhoek White Rhinos (2-11)
#11 Krungthep Garudas (5-8) LW12 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/07Jamie/Jamie-03.jpg
Next opponent: at #8 NBA Jam (7-6)
#12 La Tourette Syndrome (4-9) LW11 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/06Lindsay/Lindsay-02.jpg
Next opponent: at #16 Graz Grizzlies (0-13)
#13 October Wildfire (4-9) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/05Rachel/Rachel-12.jpg
Next opponent: at #15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-12)
#14 Windhoek White Rhinos (2-11) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/09Kimberly/Kimberly-03.jpg
Next opponent: #10 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (5-8)
#15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-12) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/06Amanda/Amanda-01.jpg
Next opponent: #13 October Wildfire (4-9)
#16 Graz Grizzlies (0-13) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/10Lisa/Lisa-03.jpg
Next opponent: #12 La Tourette Syndrome (4-9)
*****WEEK 14 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 7-1 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 6-2 Week 7: 7-1 Week 8: 7-1 Week 9: 5-3
Week 10: 6-2 Week 11: 5-3 Week 12: 6-2 Week 13: 7-1
Overall: 80-24
SA’s GOW: 9-4
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 7-6
#5 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (10-3) at #3 Queen City Black Cats (10-3) = Queen City Black Cats
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#4 East St Louis Tire Fires (10-3) at #6 Providence Radicals (10-3) = East St Louis Tire Fires
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#2 Indianapolis Gurupies (10-3) at #7 Warsaw Wrath (9-4) = Indianapolis Gurupies
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#1 Chocolate Blaze (13-0) at #9 Sparta Battle Chickens (6-7) = Chocolate Blaze
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#11 Krungthep Garudas (5-8) at #8 NBA Jam (7-6) = NBA Jam
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#10 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (5-8) at #14 Windhoek White Rhinos (2-11) = Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#13 October Wildfire (4-9) at #15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-12) = October Wildfire
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#12 La Tourette Syndrome (4-9) at #16 Graz Grizzlies (0-13) = La Tourette Syndrome
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#5 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (10-3) at #3 Queen City Black Cats (10-3) -
Now we're talking!!
Hurf and Durf against Queen City!!
These two teams just don't like each other.
But we can't all be friends, so let's get to watching these guys kill each other like the good Bort intended!
Fire bombs?
YES!
Lead pipes?
LEGAL!
Booking the other team into a 5 star luxury hotel and ordering room service to send up many bottles of fine wine and delicious foods then calling the front desk to give a wake up call 1 hour after game time?
Nice.......very nice.............ALLOWED!!!
Yo Boo! Get the sim started, it's GLB time baby!!!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] beat the Black Cats?
8 Ball's answer: It is decidedly so.
SA's Pick: Queen City Black Cats
Magic 8 Ball Pick: [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF]
28/48 beers! –
ESL vsProvidence!!
Gurupies vs Wrath!!
Hurf and Durf vs Queen City!!
3 great match ups with 3 games left to play in the regular season!!
It doesn't get any better than watchin' GLB on a Tuesday night..............unless you are watching porn at the same time your watching the sim, then you should be having a GREAT time!!!!
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in the Alpha!
____________________________________________________________________________
****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Valhalla (13-0) LW1 - These last 3 games shouldn't be too tough, you guys can expect to go into the playoffs undefeated and at #1.
Next opponent: #11 Ministry of Dotball (5-8)
*#2 Minneapolis Masterminds (11-2) LW2 - A little rest this week, but the last 2 games could be trouble.
Next opponent: #13 Sofia Spiders (3-10)
*#3 So Cal BDC (11-2) LW3 - Not much else to say except for you guys to enjoy the win while waiting for the playoffs to start.
Next opponent: at #12 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (3-10)
*#4 Lincoln Navigators (10-3) LW5 - This game could knock out the Smugglers run at the #8 spot.
It's always good to be the one doing the knocking out and not the one getting knocked up.
Next opponent: at #9 Porto Alegre Smugglers (6-7)
#5 Moose Jaw Roughriders (9-4) LW4 - Stay right where you are in the GOW!!!
Next opponent: at #7 Bonn Dynamo (8-5)
#6 Cincinnati Shockers (9-4) LW6 - Do I really need to say anything for this game?
How about, "Nice win, Shockers."
Next opponent: at #16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-13)
#7 Bonn Dynamo (8-5) LW7 - take the autobon right to the GOW!!
Next opponent: #5 Moose Jaw Roughriders (9-4)
#8 Dakar Dragons (6-7) LW8 - Win and you still have a shot.
Lose and it's the Hot Chick Lounge, where you will need a penicillin shot.
Next opponent: #10 Mayan Prophecy (5-8)
#9 Porto Alegre Smugglers (6-7) LW9 - One tall order for you Smugglers. Lincoln, Cincy and SoCal are left and you will have to win them all.
Next opponent: #4 Lincoln Navigators (10-3)
#10 Mayan Prophecy (5-8) LW10 - Dakar is the key game. Win here and you keep moving on.
Korb and Valhalla are still on the docket, so maybe 7-9 can get you a playoff ticket.
Next opponent: at #8 Dakar Dragons (6-7)
#11 Ministry of Dotball (5-8) LW11 - Wow! This is a first!!
Looking at things for the four teams that are vying for that final playoff spot, I have to yank these guys out of the Hot Chick Lounge and let them play it out.
They can win their last 2 games and still possibly grab the final playoff invitation with a 7-9 record!
Stranger shit has happened.
Go kick ass, MoD!
Next opponent: at #1 Valhalla (13-0)
#12 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (3-10) LW12 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/08Brandie/Brandie-37.jpg
Next opponent: #3 So Cal BDC (11-2)
#13 Sofia Spiders (3-10) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/02Britney/Britney-03.jpg
Next opponent: at #2 Minneapolis Masterminds (11-2)
#14 Korb Destroyers (2-11) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/05Kerri/Kerri-09.jpg
Next opponent: #15 C-Town Hoodlums (1-12)
#15 C-Town Hoodlums (1-12) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/01Claire/Claire-24.jpg
Next opponent: at #14 Korb Destroyers (2-11)
#16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-13) LW16 - Click the pic.
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Next opponent: #6 Cincinnati Shockers (9-4)
*****WEEK 14 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 4-4 Week 2: 4-4 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 6-2 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 8-0 Week 7: 7-1 Week 8: 8-0 Week 9: 8-0
Week 10: 7-1Week 11: 7-1 Week 12: 7-1 Week 13: 7-1
Overall: 84-20
SA’s GOW: 12-1
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 7-6
#5 Moose Jaw Roughriders (9-4) at #7 Bonn Dynamo (8-5) = Moose Jaw Roughriders
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#4 Lincoln Navigators (10-3) at #9 Porto Alegre Smugglers (6-7) = Lincoln Navigators
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#10 Mayan Prophecy (5-8) at #8 Dakar Dragons (6-7) = Mayan Prophecy
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#6 Cincinnati Shockers (9-4) at #16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-13) = Cincinnati Shockers
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#15 C-Town Hoodlums (1-12) at #14 Korb Destroyers (2-11) = C-Town Hoodlums
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#13 Sofia Spiders (3-10) at #2 Minneapolis Masterminds (11-2) = Minneapolis Masterminds
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#3 So Cal BDC (11-2) at #12 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (3-10) = So Cal BDC
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#11 Ministry of Dotball (5-8) at #1 Valhalla (13-0) = Valhalla
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#5 Moose Jaw Roughriders (9-4) at #7 Bonn Dynamo (8-5) -
#5 vs #7!!
It's all about where you want to sit at the playoff dinner table!!
A win here will move ou up or knock you down or slide you straight into a top 4 spot!
We are makig this one a Blue Balls Match!!!
Both teams will be teased and tantalized by half naked pics of Megan Fox and also listen to audio recordings of Ms Fox reading Penthouse Forum letters.
The team to have the most players that did not whack off to the audio or pics.......WINS!!!!
But please clean up your own mess.
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Roughriders beat the Dynamo?
8 Ball's answer: It is certain.
SA's Pick: Moose Jaw Roughriders
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Moose Jaw Roughriders
21/48 beers! – Some interesting match ups this week! Some teams could get knocked out by the end of this sim!
The Smugglers fight for their GLB lives against the Navigators!
The Prophecy and the Dragons duke it out to see who should go on and who should just go!!
And the Dynamo and Roughriders clash in the GOW!!!
You can look at it as a great week of match ups or watch your team play, rub one out and then go to bed.
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta!
