Week 13 is upon us all you chuckle heads!!
It is unlucky week 13, so make sure your team doesn't get upset this week!
The previous 12 weeks have been one big GLB wasteland........................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2KRpRMSu4g
HOT BEEF LOUNGE IS NOW OPEN!! (for one week only)
Thanks to some of you for reminding me to open up the Hot Beef Lounge. I can not name which of you did this for your own safety and protection, but thanks to you guys anyways.
We, the good people here at The Sport's Page, are not responsible...................I mean, we are just not responsible people at all so if you have any claims or should in any way shape or form turn gay after entering the Hot Beef Lounge, well.............that's just tough shit.
As you enter the lounge, everyone will receive a coupon for one free drink at the bar. It is our own secret drink and it is served in a syringe.
We call this shot, the Hot Beef Injection.
Also, please take a couple Vitamin C's before entering, this just might save you from any one of the nasty strains of herpes you might get from the toilet seats or glory hole's.
And be warned in advance, should you ask for a "pole dance" you might get a little more than you bargained for.
Enter at your own risk and enjoy.
SA's Player of the Week
And the POW goes to.....................
The QB of the Minneapolis Masterminds, The Mr. Incredible!! Yay!!
Mr Incredible completed 75% of his passes for 461 yards and 6 TD throws as he helped the Masterminds cruise past the Bonn Dynamo and get their 10th win of the season!
So here's to you, The Mr. Incredible..............................
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/Bayernhaus-01.jpg
SALUTE!!!
You all remember Barney the purple dinosaur that has a kids show?
Well he was the second choice for the kid's show. The first choice was an alligator named Billy, but they fired him after his first live show.
He came out on stage in front of the cameras and his live all children audience and said..........
"Hey kids, are you ready to have some fun and learn new things and make some friends? Well then................................
..............................LET'S DO THIS SHIT!!!"
....................true story.
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Chocolate Blaze (12-0) LW1 - This should be a good game, so don't take them lightly.
but after them, wake me up for the playoffs.
Next opponent: #7 Warsaw Wrath (9-3)
*#2 East St Louis Tire Fires (10-2) LW2 - GOW! GOW! GOW!
Next opponent: #5 Queen City Black Cats (9-3)
#3 Indianapolis Gurupies (9-3) LW3 - Well that loss kind of stung, but guess what?
the Ghost Riders are up next and with them comes a win AND a playoff invite!
So it's no time to screw shit up!!
Next opponent: #15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-11)
#4 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (9-3) LW5 - Normally I would say that you guys will have a bumpy final 4 games, but the way you have been playing lately it should be smooth as Jean Claude Van Damme's hairless shiny butt.
Next opponent: #9 Sparta Battle Chickens (6-6)
#5 Queen City Black Cats (9-3) LW6 - Go prove to the world that you are the baddest queens to ever shop at the Gap! Go to the GOW!!
Next opponent: at #2 East St Louis Tire Fires (10-2)
#6 Providence Radicals (9-3) LW7 - It is really simple, Radicals.
Win.......and you're in.
Lose........and you can still make it, but it will be a shit load tougher
Next opponent: at #11 La Tourette Syndrome (4-8)
#7 Warsaw Wrath (9-3) LW4 - Oh come on Warsaw!! This is no time to start a losing streak!!
But thank goodness Prez Obama reformed insurance and shit, because you guys got yourself a little insurance policy.
It pays out 2 sure wins at game 15 and 16 from the company of Wildfire & Garudas Insurance Company.
Next opponent: at #1 Chocolate Blaze (12-0)
#8 NBA Jam (6-6) LW9 - My money is on you guys to grab that 8th playoff spot. With the Wildfire, Honolulu, Windhoek and Krungthep left on the schedule, you guys could be at 10-6.
Plus that win over Indy really helped, way to step up.
THEY'RE HEATING UP!!!!
Next opponent: at #13 October Wildfire (4-8)
#9 Sparta Battle Chickens (6-6) LW8 - You guys will HAVE to pull off a couple of upsets to make the 8th spot. There is no way around it.
The Wildfire is your easiest match up, but Indy, Hurf and Durf and the Blaze are some tough customers.
Good luck with that.
Next opponent: at #4 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (9-3)
#10 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (4-8) LW12 - There you go! Start off the final stretch with a win and you guys are still able to win what's left of your schedule.
I just dunno' if 8 W's is enough though.
Next opponent: #16 Graz Grizzlies (0-12)
#11 La Tourette Syndrome (4-8) LW10 - There's no stopping it now, you guys are the next team to be inducted into the.................well, this week it is Mr beefy's Hot Injection Bar and Lounge.
I've never been there myself, but I hear they have a great foot long.
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GLB%20Pics/15631-01dg.jpg
Next opponent: #6 Providence Radicals (9-3)
#12 Krungthep Garudas (4-8) LW11 - Welcome to Mr Beefy's Hot Injection Bar and Lounge!
The Hot Chick Lounge was closed today for a thorough sanitizing, so this week you guys can stay at Mr Beefy's Hot Injection Bar and Lounge
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GLB%20Pics/b11243.jpg
Next opponent: #14 Windhoek White Rhinos (2-10)
#13 October Wildfire (4-8) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GLB%20Pics/049562.jpg
Next opponent: #8 NBA Jam (6-6)
#14 Windhoek White Rhinos (2-10) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GLB%20Pics/047043.jpg
Next opponent: at #12 Krungthep Garudas (4-8)
#15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-11) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GLB%20Pics/MM1949.jpg
Next opponent: at #3 Indianapolis Gurupies (9-3)
#16 Graz Grizzlies (0-12) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GLB%20Pics/BLD042176.jpg
Next opponent: at #10 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (4-8)
*****WEEK 13 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 7-1 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 6-2 Week 7: 7-1 Week 8: 7-1 Week 9: 5-3
Week 10: 6-2 Week 11: 5-3 Week 12: 6-2
Overall: 73-23
SA’s GOW: 9-3
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 6-6
#5 Queen City Black Cats (9-3) at #2 East St Louis Tire Fires (10-2) = East St Louis Tire Fires
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#7 Warsaw Wrath (9-3) at #1 Chocolate Blaze (12-0) = Chocolate Blaze
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#9 Sparta Battle Chickens (6-6) at #4 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (9-3) = [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF]
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#6 Providence Radicals (9-3) at #11 La Tourette Syndrome (4-8) = Providence Radicals
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#8 NBA Jam (6-6) at #13 October Wildfire (4-8) = NBA Jam
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 Windhoek White Rhinos (2-10) at #12 Krungthep Garudas (4-8) = Krungthep Garudas
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-11) at #3 Indianapolis Gurupies (9-3) = Indianapolis Gurupies
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 Graz Grizzlies (0-12) at #10 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (4-8) = Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#5 Queen City Black Cats (9-3) at #2 East St Louis Tire Fires (10-2) -
#5 takes on #2!!!!
It's some GOW mayhem in Thunder Dome!!
The Black Cats are betting that they win.
The Tire fires say that they will win.
Only one can win it, the other team will just suck! That's how we roll in the WL!!
Allowed?
Legal?
Restrictions?
There are none, chuckle heads!!!!
This is GLB, you don't even have to be wearing underwear while you play!!!
It's just that fun.
Yo Bortonius! Get the sim started or you'll be working back at Burger King!!
Bort just loves a Whopper.
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Black Cats beat the Tire Fires?
8 Ball's answer: It is decidedly so.
SA's Pick: East St Louis Tire Fires
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Queen City Black Cats
26/48 beers! – YES!!!!! We are over the case mark this week!!!
And what a set of games we have to get shitfaced to!!!!
Sparta takes on Hurf and Durf!! This may be Sparta, but the Hurf and Durf are moving up in the neighborhood!!
Warsaw vs Chocolate Blaze!! I hear that at half time they are having a chocolate tribute led by this guy............
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA
And in the GOW we have Queen City black Cats battling it out with those mean and dirty east St Louis Tire Fires!!!
So much GLB family fun and so little time it takes to sim it all.
Kind of like my sex life, it's over before it started.
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in the Alpha!
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****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Valhalla (12-0) LW1 - Let's see here, C-Town vs Valhalla?
Please leave something left of them for their children o remember them by.
Please?
Next opponent: at #15 C-Town Hoodlums (1-11)
*#2 Minneapolis Masterminds (10-2) LW3 - It's time for..................................GOW!!!! YAY!!!
Next opponent: at #4 Moose Jaw Roughriders (9-3)
*#3 So Cal BDC (10-2) LW2 - I am not going to lie to you about the magnitude of the upcoming game.
It's Korb...............they suck..............you win.................again.
Have a nice day.
Next opponent: #13 Korb Destroyers (2-10)
#4 Moose Jaw Roughriders (9-3) LW4 - Time to get your swerve on in the GOW!!!
Next opponent: #2 Minneapolis Masterminds (10-2)
#5 Lincoln Navigators (9-3) LW5 - Macchu Picchu is coming here?
Ooops, my mistake. They sent cardboard cut outs of themselves to play in their place, but now they might actually have a chance.
Next opponent: #16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-12)
#6 Cincinnati Shockers (8-4) LW6 - Keep enjoying the rest of your games, because the only REAL game left is week 16.
But have fun until then.
Next opponent: #12 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (3-9)
#7 Bonn Dynamo (7-5) LW7 - All you guys have to do is pick and choose which games you want to win.
Prophecy....yes.
Dakar.......yes.
Sofia.........yes.
Moose Jaw..........doesn't matter.
Win the Prophecy and Dakar games and that should be good enough to keep your #7 spot.
Next opponent: at #10 Mayan Prophecy (5-7)
#8 Dakar Dragons (6-6) LW8 - Three tough games in a row and you will have to win then all, don't worry about the Valhalla game because you have no chance in that one anyways.
Next opponent: at #11 Ministry of Dotball (4-8)
#9 Porto Alegre Smugglers (5-7) LW9 - Sofia makes win #6, but the rest of the schedule is like Murderer's Row for you.
Lincoln, Cincy and SoCal aren't teams that enjoy giving out wins to other teams, so you might just go and buy your bus ticket to the Hot Chick Lounge.
Next opponent: at #14 Sofia Spiders (3-9)
#10 Mayan Prophecy (5-7) LW11 - You will almost certainly have to win this game to keep your hopes alive.
Lose this one and your chances are pretty much nil.
Next opponent: #7 Bonn Dynamo (7-5)
#11 Ministry of Dotball (4-8) LW10 - MoD has gone MIA, well not really "Missing", we know where they are, they're in the Hot Dude Lounge.
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GLB%20Pics/BLD064597.jpg
Next opponent: #8 Dakar Dragons (6-6)
#12 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (3-9) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GLB%20Pics/PAA142000025.jpg
Next opponent: at #6 Cincinnati Shockers (8-4)
#13 Korb Destroyers (2-10) LW12 - Click the pic.
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GLB%20Pics/Flaming.png
Next opponent: at #3 So Cal BDC (10-2)
#14 Sofia Spiders (3-9) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GLB%20Pics/394823.jpg
Next opponent: #9 Porto Alegre Smugglers (5-7)
#15 C-Town Hoodlums (1-11) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GLB%20Pics/BLD049102.jpg
Next opponent: #1 Valhalla (12-0)
#16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-12) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GLB%20Pics/u19096869.jpg
Next opponent: at #5 Lincoln Navigators (9-3)
*****WEEK 13 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 4-4 Week 2: 4-4 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 6-2 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 8-0 Week 7: 7-1 Week 8: 8-0 Week 9: 8-0
Week 10: 7-1Week 11: 7-1 Week 12: 7-1
Overall: 77-19
SA’s GOW: 11-1
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 6-6
#2 Minneapolis Masterminds (10-2) at #4 Moose Jaw Roughriders (9-3) = Minneapolis Masterminds
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#7 Bonn Dynamo (7-5) at #10 Mayan Prophecy (5-7) = Bonn Dynamo
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#8 Dakar Dragons (6-6) at #11 Ministry of Dotball (4-8) = Dakar Dragons
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#12 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (3-9) at #6 Cincinnati Shockers (8-4) = Cincinnati Shockers
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#9 Porto Alegre Smugglers (5-7) at #14 Sofia Spiders (3-9) = Porto Alegre Smugglers
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#13 Korb Destroyers (2-10) at #3 So Cal BDC (10-2) = So Cal BDC
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-12) at #5 Lincoln Navigators (9-3) = Lincoln Navigators
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#1 Valhalla (12-0) at #15 C-Town Hoodlums (1-11) = Valhalla
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#2 Minneapolis Masterminds (10-2) at #4 Moose Jaw Roughriders (9-3) -
It's a top 4 war with only 4 games to go in the season!!
This one has playoff seedings written all over it and both these teams want the win!
Going into this one bare back? Not cool, wrap that jimmy up with a Roughrider!
Trying to outwit, out last or out play?
This ain't Survivor dumass!!
It's GLB and we leave no wuss survivors!!!
Let's just throw a stick in the middle of the ring and whichever team comes out without a stick up they ass........WINS!!!!!
Not much can be said except, "Yo Bort! Get to simmin' this week and let the party begin!"
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Masterminds beat the Roughriders?
8 Ball's answer: You may rely on it.
SA's Pick: Minneapolis Masterminds
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Minneapolis Masterminds
21/48 beers! –
Bonn vs Prophecy and Dakar vs MoD are two games that ends the playoff dream for a team or two, so if you like to see grown men cry check them out.
And the main attraction is the GOW!
The Masterminds take on Moose Jaw in a top 4 war!!
If these games don't get you a GLB boner, then maybe you are playing the wrong game. Try playing Hello Kitty Mystery Island.
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta!
It is unlucky week 13, so make sure your team doesn't get upset this week!
The previous 12 weeks have been one big GLB wasteland........................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2KRpRMSu4g
HOT BEEF LOUNGE IS NOW OPEN!! (for one week only)
Thanks to some of you for reminding me to open up the Hot Beef Lounge. I can not name which of you did this for your own safety and protection, but thanks to you guys anyways.
We, the good people here at The Sport's Page, are not responsible...................I mean, we are just not responsible people at all so if you have any claims or should in any way shape or form turn gay after entering the Hot Beef Lounge, well.............that's just tough shit.
As you enter the lounge, everyone will receive a coupon for one free drink at the bar. It is our own secret drink and it is served in a syringe.
We call this shot, the Hot Beef Injection.
Also, please take a couple Vitamin C's before entering, this just might save you from any one of the nasty strains of herpes you might get from the toilet seats or glory hole's.
And be warned in advance, should you ask for a "pole dance" you might get a little more than you bargained for.
Enter at your own risk and enjoy.
SA's Player of the Week
And the POW goes to.....................
The QB of the Minneapolis Masterminds, The Mr. Incredible!! Yay!!
Mr Incredible completed 75% of his passes for 461 yards and 6 TD throws as he helped the Masterminds cruise past the Bonn Dynamo and get their 10th win of the season!
So here's to you, The Mr. Incredible..............................
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/Bayernhaus-01.jpg
SALUTE!!!
You all remember Barney the purple dinosaur that has a kids show?
Well he was the second choice for the kid's show. The first choice was an alligator named Billy, but they fired him after his first live show.
He came out on stage in front of the cameras and his live all children audience and said..........
"Hey kids, are you ready to have some fun and learn new things and make some friends? Well then................................
..............................LET'S DO THIS SHIT!!!"
....................true story.
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Chocolate Blaze (12-0) LW1 - This should be a good game, so don't take them lightly.
but after them, wake me up for the playoffs.
Next opponent: #7 Warsaw Wrath (9-3)
*#2 East St Louis Tire Fires (10-2) LW2 - GOW! GOW! GOW!
Next opponent: #5 Queen City Black Cats (9-3)
#3 Indianapolis Gurupies (9-3) LW3 - Well that loss kind of stung, but guess what?
the Ghost Riders are up next and with them comes a win AND a playoff invite!
So it's no time to screw shit up!!
Next opponent: #15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-11)
#4 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (9-3) LW5 - Normally I would say that you guys will have a bumpy final 4 games, but the way you have been playing lately it should be smooth as Jean Claude Van Damme's hairless shiny butt.
Next opponent: #9 Sparta Battle Chickens (6-6)
#5 Queen City Black Cats (9-3) LW6 - Go prove to the world that you are the baddest queens to ever shop at the Gap! Go to the GOW!!
Next opponent: at #2 East St Louis Tire Fires (10-2)
#6 Providence Radicals (9-3) LW7 - It is really simple, Radicals.
Win.......and you're in.
Lose........and you can still make it, but it will be a shit load tougher
Next opponent: at #11 La Tourette Syndrome (4-8)
#7 Warsaw Wrath (9-3) LW4 - Oh come on Warsaw!! This is no time to start a losing streak!!
But thank goodness Prez Obama reformed insurance and shit, because you guys got yourself a little insurance policy.
It pays out 2 sure wins at game 15 and 16 from the company of Wildfire & Garudas Insurance Company.
Next opponent: at #1 Chocolate Blaze (12-0)
#8 NBA Jam (6-6) LW9 - My money is on you guys to grab that 8th playoff spot. With the Wildfire, Honolulu, Windhoek and Krungthep left on the schedule, you guys could be at 10-6.
Plus that win over Indy really helped, way to step up.
THEY'RE HEATING UP!!!!
Next opponent: at #13 October Wildfire (4-8)
#9 Sparta Battle Chickens (6-6) LW8 - You guys will HAVE to pull off a couple of upsets to make the 8th spot. There is no way around it.
The Wildfire is your easiest match up, but Indy, Hurf and Durf and the Blaze are some tough customers.
Good luck with that.
Next opponent: at #4 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (9-3)
#10 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (4-8) LW12 - There you go! Start off the final stretch with a win and you guys are still able to win what's left of your schedule.
I just dunno' if 8 W's is enough though.
Next opponent: #16 Graz Grizzlies (0-12)
#11 La Tourette Syndrome (4-8) LW10 - There's no stopping it now, you guys are the next team to be inducted into the.................well, this week it is Mr beefy's Hot Injection Bar and Lounge.
I've never been there myself, but I hear they have a great foot long.
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GLB%20Pics/15631-01dg.jpg
Next opponent: #6 Providence Radicals (9-3)
#12 Krungthep Garudas (4-8) LW11 - Welcome to Mr Beefy's Hot Injection Bar and Lounge!
The Hot Chick Lounge was closed today for a thorough sanitizing, so this week you guys can stay at Mr Beefy's Hot Injection Bar and Lounge
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GLB%20Pics/b11243.jpg
Next opponent: #14 Windhoek White Rhinos (2-10)
#13 October Wildfire (4-8) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GLB%20Pics/049562.jpg
Next opponent: #8 NBA Jam (6-6)
#14 Windhoek White Rhinos (2-10) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GLB%20Pics/047043.jpg
Next opponent: at #12 Krungthep Garudas (4-8)
#15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-11) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GLB%20Pics/MM1949.jpg
Next opponent: at #3 Indianapolis Gurupies (9-3)
#16 Graz Grizzlies (0-12) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GLB%20Pics/BLD042176.jpg
Next opponent: at #10 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (4-8)
*****WEEK 13 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 7-1 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 6-2 Week 7: 7-1 Week 8: 7-1 Week 9: 5-3
Week 10: 6-2 Week 11: 5-3 Week 12: 6-2
Overall: 73-23
SA’s GOW: 9-3
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 6-6
#5 Queen City Black Cats (9-3) at #2 East St Louis Tire Fires (10-2) = East St Louis Tire Fires
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#7 Warsaw Wrath (9-3) at #1 Chocolate Blaze (12-0) = Chocolate Blaze
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#9 Sparta Battle Chickens (6-6) at #4 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (9-3) = [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF]
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#6 Providence Radicals (9-3) at #11 La Tourette Syndrome (4-8) = Providence Radicals
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#8 NBA Jam (6-6) at #13 October Wildfire (4-8) = NBA Jam
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 Windhoek White Rhinos (2-10) at #12 Krungthep Garudas (4-8) = Krungthep Garudas
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-11) at #3 Indianapolis Gurupies (9-3) = Indianapolis Gurupies
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 Graz Grizzlies (0-12) at #10 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (4-8) = Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#5 Queen City Black Cats (9-3) at #2 East St Louis Tire Fires (10-2) -
#5 takes on #2!!!!
It's some GOW mayhem in Thunder Dome!!
The Black Cats are betting that they win.
The Tire fires say that they will win.
Only one can win it, the other team will just suck! That's how we roll in the WL!!
Allowed?
Legal?
Restrictions?
There are none, chuckle heads!!!!
This is GLB, you don't even have to be wearing underwear while you play!!!
It's just that fun.
Yo Bortonius! Get the sim started or you'll be working back at Burger King!!
Bort just loves a Whopper.
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Black Cats beat the Tire Fires?
8 Ball's answer: It is decidedly so.
SA's Pick: East St Louis Tire Fires
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Queen City Black Cats
26/48 beers! – YES!!!!! We are over the case mark this week!!!
And what a set of games we have to get shitfaced to!!!!
Sparta takes on Hurf and Durf!! This may be Sparta, but the Hurf and Durf are moving up in the neighborhood!!
Warsaw vs Chocolate Blaze!! I hear that at half time they are having a chocolate tribute led by this guy............
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA
And in the GOW we have Queen City black Cats battling it out with those mean and dirty east St Louis Tire Fires!!!
So much GLB family fun and so little time it takes to sim it all.
Kind of like my sex life, it's over before it started.
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in the Alpha!
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****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Valhalla (12-0) LW1 - Let's see here, C-Town vs Valhalla?
Please leave something left of them for their children o remember them by.
Please?
Next opponent: at #15 C-Town Hoodlums (1-11)
*#2 Minneapolis Masterminds (10-2) LW3 - It's time for..................................GOW!!!! YAY!!!
Next opponent: at #4 Moose Jaw Roughriders (9-3)
*#3 So Cal BDC (10-2) LW2 - I am not going to lie to you about the magnitude of the upcoming game.
It's Korb...............they suck..............you win.................again.
Have a nice day.
Next opponent: #13 Korb Destroyers (2-10)
#4 Moose Jaw Roughriders (9-3) LW4 - Time to get your swerve on in the GOW!!!
Next opponent: #2 Minneapolis Masterminds (10-2)
#5 Lincoln Navigators (9-3) LW5 - Macchu Picchu is coming here?
Ooops, my mistake. They sent cardboard cut outs of themselves to play in their place, but now they might actually have a chance.
Next opponent: #16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-12)
#6 Cincinnati Shockers (8-4) LW6 - Keep enjoying the rest of your games, because the only REAL game left is week 16.
But have fun until then.
Next opponent: #12 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (3-9)
#7 Bonn Dynamo (7-5) LW7 - All you guys have to do is pick and choose which games you want to win.
Prophecy....yes.
Dakar.......yes.
Sofia.........yes.
Moose Jaw..........doesn't matter.
Win the Prophecy and Dakar games and that should be good enough to keep your #7 spot.
Next opponent: at #10 Mayan Prophecy (5-7)
#8 Dakar Dragons (6-6) LW8 - Three tough games in a row and you will have to win then all, don't worry about the Valhalla game because you have no chance in that one anyways.
Next opponent: at #11 Ministry of Dotball (4-8)
#9 Porto Alegre Smugglers (5-7) LW9 - Sofia makes win #6, but the rest of the schedule is like Murderer's Row for you.
Lincoln, Cincy and SoCal aren't teams that enjoy giving out wins to other teams, so you might just go and buy your bus ticket to the Hot Chick Lounge.
Next opponent: at #14 Sofia Spiders (3-9)
#10 Mayan Prophecy (5-7) LW11 - You will almost certainly have to win this game to keep your hopes alive.
Lose this one and your chances are pretty much nil.
Next opponent: #7 Bonn Dynamo (7-5)
#11 Ministry of Dotball (4-8) LW10 - MoD has gone MIA, well not really "Missing", we know where they are, they're in the Hot Dude Lounge.
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GLB%20Pics/BLD064597.jpg
Next opponent: #8 Dakar Dragons (6-6)
#12 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (3-9) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GLB%20Pics/PAA142000025.jpg
Next opponent: at #6 Cincinnati Shockers (8-4)
#13 Korb Destroyers (2-10) LW12 - Click the pic.
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GLB%20Pics/Flaming.png
Next opponent: at #3 So Cal BDC (10-2)
#14 Sofia Spiders (3-9) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GLB%20Pics/394823.jpg
Next opponent: #9 Porto Alegre Smugglers (5-7)
#15 C-Town Hoodlums (1-11) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GLB%20Pics/BLD049102.jpg
Next opponent: #1 Valhalla (12-0)
#16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-12) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GLB%20Pics/u19096869.jpg
Next opponent: at #5 Lincoln Navigators (9-3)
*****WEEK 13 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 4-4 Week 2: 4-4 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 6-2 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 8-0 Week 7: 7-1 Week 8: 8-0 Week 9: 8-0
Week 10: 7-1Week 11: 7-1 Week 12: 7-1
Overall: 77-19
SA’s GOW: 11-1
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 6-6
#2 Minneapolis Masterminds (10-2) at #4 Moose Jaw Roughriders (9-3) = Minneapolis Masterminds
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#7 Bonn Dynamo (7-5) at #10 Mayan Prophecy (5-7) = Bonn Dynamo
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#8 Dakar Dragons (6-6) at #11 Ministry of Dotball (4-8) = Dakar Dragons
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#12 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (3-9) at #6 Cincinnati Shockers (8-4) = Cincinnati Shockers
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#9 Porto Alegre Smugglers (5-7) at #14 Sofia Spiders (3-9) = Porto Alegre Smugglers
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#13 Korb Destroyers (2-10) at #3 So Cal BDC (10-2) = So Cal BDC
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-12) at #5 Lincoln Navigators (9-3) = Lincoln Navigators
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#1 Valhalla (12-0) at #15 C-Town Hoodlums (1-11) = Valhalla
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#2 Minneapolis Masterminds (10-2) at #4 Moose Jaw Roughriders (9-3) -
It's a top 4 war with only 4 games to go in the season!!
This one has playoff seedings written all over it and both these teams want the win!
Going into this one bare back? Not cool, wrap that jimmy up with a Roughrider!
Trying to outwit, out last or out play?
This ain't Survivor dumass!!
It's GLB and we leave no wuss survivors!!!
Let's just throw a stick in the middle of the ring and whichever team comes out without a stick up they ass........WINS!!!!!
Not much can be said except, "Yo Bort! Get to simmin' this week and let the party begin!"
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Masterminds beat the Roughriders?
8 Ball's answer: You may rely on it.
SA's Pick: Minneapolis Masterminds
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Minneapolis Masterminds
21/48 beers! –
Bonn vs Prophecy and Dakar vs MoD are two games that ends the playoff dream for a team or two, so if you like to see grown men cry check them out.
And the main attraction is the GOW!
The Masterminds take on Moose Jaw in a top 4 war!!
If these games don't get you a GLB boner, then maybe you are playing the wrong game. Try playing Hello Kitty Mystery Island.
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta!
Edited by Smiling Assasain on May 1, 2010 14:52:31
Edited by Smiling Assasain on May 1, 2010 14:47:52
