You guessed correctly, it's week 12!!!!
I know there is only one question is asking itself about this time in the season?
Should we stay or should we go?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPmFZlsV8Iw
I'm not going to mess around this week, let's just get straight to the action!!
Oh yeah, and let's make one thing perfectly clear.
These write ups are for entertainment purposes only.
So if you take anything said personal or take them a little too seriously, then you really need to get laid.
Heck, I'll even pay.
ARE YOU IN YET?
That's what my ex kept asking me.....................................that slut.
But we have to ask each and every one of you the very same thing!
Are you in yet?
well I know a couple teams that are all the way in!
They are completely to the hilt in!
They are so in that they have to tie a board to their asses to keep from going in any further!
So congrats to...................
The chocolate Blaze from Alpha!
The SoCal BDC from Zeta!
And Valhalla. from Zeta!
You three are the first three to be officially invited to the World League Post Season Family Fun Jamboree!!!!
Yay!!
There are 13 more invitations that have yet to be handed out, so..................
...................are YOU in yet?
SA's Player of the Week
And the POW goes to.....................
Queen City QB, Bryant "Kobe" Young! Yay!!
He carved up the Providence pass defense for 500+ yards and 5 TD's and completed 80% of his passes as he helped drive his team down the field to 2 scores in the final 4 minutes of the game to take the lead and the win!!
Stellar performance, Mr. Young!!
So here's to you, Bryant "Kobe" Young..............................
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/Bayernhaus-01.jpg
SALUTE!!!
When Moses came down from the mountains oh Judeah, he looked upon the Israelite's and shouted,
"I have been upon the mountain! I've witnessed forces, like cannons, that can ram you to the ground! The Lord has spoken great words of wisdom to me and the almighty one says........................
..............................LET'S DO THIS SHIT!!!"
....................true story, chuckle heads..
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Chocolate Blaze (11-0) LW1 - Yay! The Blaze are the first Alpha team to receive an invitation to the World League Prom!!!!
Get your tuxes ready and keep your condoms handy, you are in the playoffs!!
Next opponent: at #15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-10)
#2 East St Louis Tire Fires (9-2) LW3 - Mmmm, mmmmmm! There is nothing tastier than a good old fashioned East St Louis barbecue. They bring out the fancy eatin' on tires to cook with, probably Michelin tires and not those cheap ass Firestone's. They burn those tires nice and hot and roast marshmallows and hot dogs, but this week's menu is chicken, the battlin' kind of chicken from Sparta, them's good eats!
Next opponent: at #8 Sparta Battle Chickens (6-5)
#3 Indianapolis Gurupies (9-2) LW4 - That makes 5 wins in a row.
NBA Jam should make it six.
I think I am an official Gurupie groupie.
Next opponent: at #9 NBA Jam (5-6)
#4 Warsaw Wrath (9-2) LW2 - I know that was a tough loss to swallow, but there is always a silver lining.
Don't give up, you guys are a lock for the post season, what you need is some inspiration.
Remember that lil' ol' ant?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR14hsxNbm0
Next opponent: #5 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF]
#5 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (8-3) LW6 - So all of the easy wins are done and out of the way, it's time for you [/DURF]'ers to show what you are really made of.
I'm guessing you guys are made like a candy bar.
You are either filled with gooey caramel and sweet nougat goodness or you guys are made up of nuts........lots and lots of nuts.
Guess we'll find out in the next 5 games.
Next opponent: at #4 Warsaw Wrath (9-2)
#6 Queen City Black Cats (8-3) LW7 - Man, you guys are kicking nuts and taking wallets! A 1 point win over Providence? Great job!
Best keep it up, because the rest of your games are just as tough.
Next opponent: #10 La Tourette Syndrome (4-7)
#7 Providence Radicals (8-3) LW5 - That was an exciting game last week, even though it was a loss.
But you know how sometimes when you fall in love with a woman and you wake up from that one night stand to find her gone and your wallet missing and your TV not where it usually sits and your porn DVD collection has mysteriously disappeared?
Well the best way to get over that woman is by boning a rebound bitch.
Graz is that bitch.
So enjoy.
Next opponent: at #16 Graz Grizzlies (0-11)
#8 Sparta Battle Chickens (6-5) LW9 - How would you liked to be served?
Slow roasted over an open flame and served on a bed of soft rice with roasted peppers and a braised polenta or barbecued with sweet potato fries, slaw and a biscuit for $6.99 through a drive thru?
Either way, it makes for good eatin'.
Next opponent: #2 East St Louis Tire Fires (9-2)
#9 NBA Jam (5-6) LW8 - As soon as you get by this next loss, look ahead to sunnier skies because you can make that dream of a run for the playoffs a reality!
First, quit playing basketball while the others play football.
Second, you play the Wildfire, Krungthep, Honolulu and the White Rhino's, so wins are still available.
Third, don't wear white after labor day.
Fourth, with 5 W's already and if you can get those last four, that will make 9 wins and a good shot at the #8 spot.
Fifth, remember that this is just a game, so have fun with it.
Sixth, don't fuck up.
Next opponent: #3 Indianapolis Gurupies (9-2)
#10 La Tourette Syndrome (4-7) LW10 - You guys are on thin ice right now.
The good news is that Graz is left to play and that is a sure thing.
The bad news is that Graz is the ONLY sure thing left to play.
SCROTUM!!........................where did that come from?.....................BALLS!!.....................BALL HAIR!!!...............oh good lord, I think I got Tourettes now..................YOU BASTARDS!!!.......that wasn't the Tourettes. that was me.
Next opponent: at #6 Queen City Black Cats (8-3)
#11 Krungthep Garudas (4-7) LW11 - You guys have a shot at 8-8 and this game will pretty much decide if we should let you keep going or if you guys should be ushered into the Lounge.
Next opponent: at #12 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (3-8)
#12 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (3-8) LW12 - This is it, it's your last chance.
I really don't think an 8-8 record will be good enough to make the playoffs, but you might as well go for it.
Lose once and it's over.
But if you do lose, you can drop your wife and head straight for the Hot Chick Lounge, first drink is on me.
Next opponent: #11 Krungthep Garudas (4-7)
#13 October Wildfire (3-8) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/01karina/Karina-17.jpg
Next opponent: at #14 Windhoek White Rhinos (2-9)
#14 Windhoek White Rhinos (2-9) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/10julia/Julia-32.jpg
Next opponent: #13 October Wildfire (3-8)
#15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-10) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/02susie/Susie-08.jpg
Next opponent: #1 Chocolate Blaze (11-0)
#16 Graz Grizzlies (0-11) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/10agnes/Agnes-12.jpg
Next opponent: #7 Providence Radicals (8-3)
*****WEEK 12 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 7-1 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 6-2 Week 7: 7-1 Week 8: 7-1 Week 9: 5-3
Week 10: 6-2 Week 11: 5-3
Overall: 67-21
SA’s GOW: 9-2
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 5-6
#5 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] at #4 Warsaw Wrath (9-2) = Warsaw Wrath
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#2 East St Louis Tire Fires (9-2) at #8 Sparta Battle Chickens (6-5) = East St Louis Tire Fires
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#3 Indianapolis Gurupies (9-2) #9 NBA Jam (5-6) = Indianapolis Gurupies
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#10 La Tourette Syndrome (4-7) at #6 Queen City Black Cats (8-3) = Queen City Black Cats
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#11 Krungthep Garudas (4-7) at #12 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (3-8) = Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#13 October Wildfire (3-8) at #14 Windhoek White Rhinos (2-9) = October Wildfire
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#7 Providence Radicals (8-3) at #16 Graz Grizzlies (0-11) = Providence Radicals
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#1 Chocolate Blaze (11-0) at #15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-10) = Chocolate Blaze
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#5 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] at #4 Warsaw Wrath (9-2) -
Sometimes you have to have games like this late in the season.
IT'S THE GOW Y'ALL!!!!
Hurf and Durf take on the Wrath in Thunder Dome!!!
Two teams enter!
One team leaves!
I have no clue who Hurf is or who Durf is, but they are some bad asses!
And the Wrath......well, they are just really, really upset at everything!
This one could destroy parts of Eastern Europe and half of the state of Texas!
So do not come out from shelter unless properly notified by authorities!
Yo Borthalomew! Get to sim'ing this one or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] beat the Wrath?
8 Ball's answer: Most likely.
SA's Pick: Warsaw Wrath
Magic 8 Ball Pick: [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF]
22/48 beers! – Three intriguing games going on in Alpha, so hold on to your panty hose............or Megan Fox's panty hose if she's standing next to you!!
The NBA Jam could be saying their good bye's if they lose to Indy this week!
The Battle Chickens will battle for survival against the ESL this week!
And the [HURF] and [/DURF]........uh, guys........will fight it out with the Warsaw Wrath in the GOW this week!
Throw another shrimp on the barby!
Put another six pack on ice!
Keep the wet wipes close by!
Because that fun and exciting GLB action is ready to explode right in your face and there isn't a damned thing you can do about it!
(and I'm not so sure that you would really want to do anything about it either)
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in the Alpha!
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****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Valhalla (11-0) LW1 - You did it! You guys are officially invited to the World League Post Seasonal Party!!
But first, stay in the GOW to battle #2 SoCal for the top spot in all of Zeta!
Next opponent: #2 So Cal BDC (10-1)
*#2 So Cal BDC (10-1) LW2 - You're in! You're in! You're in the post season jamboree!!
Congrats on that, but get your tanned asses to the GOW for a heavyweight fight with Valhalla for Zeta supremacy!!
Next opponent: at #1 Valhalla (11-0)
#3 Minneapolis Masterminds (9-2) LW3 - OK, what's it going to be?!
German technology or the blue collar, get it done, never say die attitude of the good ol' USA?!
Show those guys just exactly where they can shove their Fahrvergnügen!!!
Next opponent: at #7 Bonn Dynamo (7-4)
#4 Moose Jaw Roughriders (8-3) LW4 - OK Roughriders, you are back from vacation and it's time to clock back in.
The Smugglers are a little more challenging than the last 3 teams, so get back to work you lazy bastards!
Next opponent: at #9 Porto Alegre Smugglers (5-6)
#5 Lincoln Navigators (8-3) LW5 - So here I am, still waiting from last week's Sport's Page..................waiting.......................and waiting.......................
.................waiting........................still waiting...................even more waiting...................
Next opponent: at #12 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (3-8)
#6 Cincinnati Shockers (7-4) LW6 - Well Shockers, you somehow survived the Valhalla onslaught. good for you. Even though it was a loss, things are getting better all the time.
Just look ahead at the ol' schedule.
Korb, College Town, Macchu Picchu, it's all sunny skies and blonds with tig ol' bitties from here on out.
You should be getting a playoff invite very soon. But until then, go ahead and go on.............
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RHTiXvELNg
......................VACATION!!!!
Next opponent: at #13 Korb Destroyers (2-9)
#7 Bonn Dynamo (7-4) LW7 - Just one single win away from 8 wins and a non-losing record for season 15.
Too bad Minneapolis isn't that win.
Maybe next week, though.
Next opponent: #3 Minneapolis Masterminds (9-2)
#8 Dakar Dragons (5-6) LW8 - You guys were once the darlings of Zeta, now you are the doo doo. WTF happened?!?!
Whatever went wrong, fix it fast!
5 games left and you need to keep winning to keep ahead of the teams that are nipping at your heels for that #8 spot!
If you want in, then win.
Next opponent: #15 C-Town Hoodlums (1-10)
#9 Porto Alegre Smugglers (5-6) LW9 - If you guys can somehow run the table, you have a shot.
But I think the window of opportunity is slamming down fast. Win here or your smuggling days are over.
Next opponent: #4 Moose Jaw Roughriders (8-3)
#10 Mayan Prophecy (4-7) LW11 - You guys are in the same boat as MoD. The number of games are dwindling down to a precious few and time is almost out.
If you get the win here, we will re-start the hour glass, but I think inevitably you will be calling the Hot chick Lounge home.
Next opponent: #11 Ministry of Dotball (4-7)
#11 Ministry of Dotball (4-7) LW10 - I think this game determines whether you go into the Lounge now or later.
5 games left with a 4-7 record and Dakar, Prophecy and Valhalla still there, it doesn't sound to appetizing to me.
Next opponent: at #10 Mayan Prophecy (4-7)
#12 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (3-8) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/06kristy/Kristy-26.jpg
Next opponent: #5 Lincoln Navigators (8-3)
#13 Korb Destroyers (2-9) LW12 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/03kelly/Kelly-07.jpg
Next opponent: #6 Cincinnati Shockers (7-4)
#14 Sofia Spiders (2-9) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/02annika/Annika-22.jpg
Next opponent: at #16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-11)
#15 C-Town Hoodlums (1-10) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/08jessica/Jessica-26.jpg
Next opponent: at #8 Dakar Dragons (5-6)
#16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-11) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/12Maggie/Maggie-28.jpg
Next opponent: #14 Sofia Spiders (2-9)
*****WEEK 12 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 4-4 Week 2: 4-4 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 6-2 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 8-0 Week 7: 7-1 Week 8: 8-0 Week 9: 8-0
Week 10: 7-1Week 11: 7-1
Overall: 70-18
SA’s GOW: 10-1
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 6-5
#4 Moose Jaw Roughriders (8-3) at #9 Porto Alegre Smugglers (5-6) = Moose Jaw Roughriders
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#3 Minneapolis Masterminds (9-2) at #7 Bonn Dynamo (7-4) = Minneapolis Masterminds
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#11 Ministry of Dotball (4-7) at #10 Mayan Prophecy (4-7) = Ministry of Dotball
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#5 Lincoln Navigators (8-3) at #12 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (3-8) = Lincoln Navigators
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#6 Cincinnati Shockers (7-4) at #13 Korb Destroyers (2-9) = Cincinnati Shockers
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 C-Town Hoodlums (1-10) at #8 Dakar Dragons (5-6) = Dakar Dragons
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 Sofia Spiders (2-9) at #16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-11) = Sofia Spiders
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#2 So Cal BDC (10-1) at #1 Valhalla (11-0) = Valhalla
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#2 So Cal BDC (10-1) at #1 Valhalla (11-0) -
W..............T............F?!?!
Are we allowed to put together this kind of match up so late in the season?
Well, do you HAVE to wash your balls once a week?
No, but there I am doing it every Friday night!
Hell yeah we are going ahead with this match up!!
#1 vs #2 in a classic uber battle of two bad ass teams put together in hi-tech laboratories out of spare parts from the Terminator movies 1, 2 &3!!!
SoCal has the LA police department backing them up.............the death toll could reach the millions.
Valhalla has Thor backing them up..............Thor can create thunder from his arse...................but so can I after a night of drinking Busch Light.
Lock up your wife and kids!
Bar the doors and windows!
Make sure you have a fresh supply of water and are stocked with plenty of canned goods and ammunition!
Change your undies, because this one will make the Fruit of the Loom guys all soil their panties!
Yo Bortonamus! Do I even need to say it?
Let's sim 'dis beotch!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the BDC beat the Valhalla?
8 Ball's answer: Yes.
SA's Pick: Valhalla
Magic 8 Ball Pick: So Cal BDC
24/48 beers! – We got some interesting games going on here in Zeta this week!
Moose Jaw could knock out the Smugglers for good in their match up this week!
The Prophecy or the MoD will be calling the Lounge home for the rest of the season and maybe if we are lucky both will be there!
The Masterminds try to fend off the Bonn Dynamo as both teams make their run for the playoffs!
And the SoCal BDC will get their shot at Valhalla with just a few weeks to go before the post season begins!
Quick! Somebody smack my ass, I think I may be dreaming with such a week of match ups!!
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta!
I know there is only one question is asking itself about this time in the season?
Should we stay or should we go?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPmFZlsV8Iw
I'm not going to mess around this week, let's just get straight to the action!!
Oh yeah, and let's make one thing perfectly clear.
These write ups are for entertainment purposes only.
So if you take anything said personal or take them a little too seriously, then you really need to get laid.
Heck, I'll even pay.
ARE YOU IN YET?
That's what my ex kept asking me.....................................that slut.
But we have to ask each and every one of you the very same thing!
Are you in yet?
well I know a couple teams that are all the way in!
They are completely to the hilt in!
They are so in that they have to tie a board to their asses to keep from going in any further!
So congrats to...................
The chocolate Blaze from Alpha!
The SoCal BDC from Zeta!
And Valhalla. from Zeta!
You three are the first three to be officially invited to the World League Post Season Family Fun Jamboree!!!!
Yay!!
There are 13 more invitations that have yet to be handed out, so..................
...................are YOU in yet?
SA's Player of the Week
And the POW goes to.....................
Queen City QB, Bryant "Kobe" Young! Yay!!
He carved up the Providence pass defense for 500+ yards and 5 TD's and completed 80% of his passes as he helped drive his team down the field to 2 scores in the final 4 minutes of the game to take the lead and the win!!
Stellar performance, Mr. Young!!
So here's to you, Bryant "Kobe" Young..............................
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/Bayernhaus-01.jpg
SALUTE!!!
When Moses came down from the mountains oh Judeah, he looked upon the Israelite's and shouted,
"I have been upon the mountain! I've witnessed forces, like cannons, that can ram you to the ground! The Lord has spoken great words of wisdom to me and the almighty one says........................
..............................LET'S DO THIS SHIT!!!"
....................true story, chuckle heads..
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Chocolate Blaze (11-0) LW1 - Yay! The Blaze are the first Alpha team to receive an invitation to the World League Prom!!!!
Get your tuxes ready and keep your condoms handy, you are in the playoffs!!
Next opponent: at #15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-10)
#2 East St Louis Tire Fires (9-2) LW3 - Mmmm, mmmmmm! There is nothing tastier than a good old fashioned East St Louis barbecue. They bring out the fancy eatin' on tires to cook with, probably Michelin tires and not those cheap ass Firestone's. They burn those tires nice and hot and roast marshmallows and hot dogs, but this week's menu is chicken, the battlin' kind of chicken from Sparta, them's good eats!
Next opponent: at #8 Sparta Battle Chickens (6-5)
#3 Indianapolis Gurupies (9-2) LW4 - That makes 5 wins in a row.
NBA Jam should make it six.
I think I am an official Gurupie groupie.
Next opponent: at #9 NBA Jam (5-6)
#4 Warsaw Wrath (9-2) LW2 - I know that was a tough loss to swallow, but there is always a silver lining.
Don't give up, you guys are a lock for the post season, what you need is some inspiration.
Remember that lil' ol' ant?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR14hsxNbm0
Next opponent: #5 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF]
#5 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (8-3) LW6 - So all of the easy wins are done and out of the way, it's time for you [/DURF]'ers to show what you are really made of.
I'm guessing you guys are made like a candy bar.
You are either filled with gooey caramel and sweet nougat goodness or you guys are made up of nuts........lots and lots of nuts.
Guess we'll find out in the next 5 games.
Next opponent: at #4 Warsaw Wrath (9-2)
#6 Queen City Black Cats (8-3) LW7 - Man, you guys are kicking nuts and taking wallets! A 1 point win over Providence? Great job!
Best keep it up, because the rest of your games are just as tough.
Next opponent: #10 La Tourette Syndrome (4-7)
#7 Providence Radicals (8-3) LW5 - That was an exciting game last week, even though it was a loss.
But you know how sometimes when you fall in love with a woman and you wake up from that one night stand to find her gone and your wallet missing and your TV not where it usually sits and your porn DVD collection has mysteriously disappeared?
Well the best way to get over that woman is by boning a rebound bitch.
Graz is that bitch.
So enjoy.
Next opponent: at #16 Graz Grizzlies (0-11)
#8 Sparta Battle Chickens (6-5) LW9 - How would you liked to be served?
Slow roasted over an open flame and served on a bed of soft rice with roasted peppers and a braised polenta or barbecued with sweet potato fries, slaw and a biscuit for $6.99 through a drive thru?
Either way, it makes for good eatin'.
Next opponent: #2 East St Louis Tire Fires (9-2)
#9 NBA Jam (5-6) LW8 - As soon as you get by this next loss, look ahead to sunnier skies because you can make that dream of a run for the playoffs a reality!
First, quit playing basketball while the others play football.
Second, you play the Wildfire, Krungthep, Honolulu and the White Rhino's, so wins are still available.
Third, don't wear white after labor day.
Fourth, with 5 W's already and if you can get those last four, that will make 9 wins and a good shot at the #8 spot.
Fifth, remember that this is just a game, so have fun with it.
Sixth, don't fuck up.
Next opponent: #3 Indianapolis Gurupies (9-2)
#10 La Tourette Syndrome (4-7) LW10 - You guys are on thin ice right now.
The good news is that Graz is left to play and that is a sure thing.
The bad news is that Graz is the ONLY sure thing left to play.
SCROTUM!!........................where did that come from?.....................BALLS!!.....................BALL HAIR!!!...............oh good lord, I think I got Tourettes now..................YOU BASTARDS!!!.......that wasn't the Tourettes. that was me.
Next opponent: at #6 Queen City Black Cats (8-3)
#11 Krungthep Garudas (4-7) LW11 - You guys have a shot at 8-8 and this game will pretty much decide if we should let you keep going or if you guys should be ushered into the Lounge.
Next opponent: at #12 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (3-8)
#12 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (3-8) LW12 - This is it, it's your last chance.
I really don't think an 8-8 record will be good enough to make the playoffs, but you might as well go for it.
Lose once and it's over.
But if you do lose, you can drop your wife and head straight for the Hot Chick Lounge, first drink is on me.
Next opponent: #11 Krungthep Garudas (4-7)
#13 October Wildfire (3-8) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/01karina/Karina-17.jpg
Next opponent: at #14 Windhoek White Rhinos (2-9)
#14 Windhoek White Rhinos (2-9) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/10julia/Julia-32.jpg
Next opponent: #13 October Wildfire (3-8)
#15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-10) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/02susie/Susie-08.jpg
Next opponent: #1 Chocolate Blaze (11-0)
#16 Graz Grizzlies (0-11) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/10agnes/Agnes-12.jpg
Next opponent: #7 Providence Radicals (8-3)
*****WEEK 12 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 7-1 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 6-2 Week 7: 7-1 Week 8: 7-1 Week 9: 5-3
Week 10: 6-2 Week 11: 5-3
Overall: 67-21
SA’s GOW: 9-2
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 5-6
#5 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] at #4 Warsaw Wrath (9-2) = Warsaw Wrath
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#2 East St Louis Tire Fires (9-2) at #8 Sparta Battle Chickens (6-5) = East St Louis Tire Fires
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#3 Indianapolis Gurupies (9-2) #9 NBA Jam (5-6) = Indianapolis Gurupies
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#10 La Tourette Syndrome (4-7) at #6 Queen City Black Cats (8-3) = Queen City Black Cats
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#11 Krungthep Garudas (4-7) at #12 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (3-8) = Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#13 October Wildfire (3-8) at #14 Windhoek White Rhinos (2-9) = October Wildfire
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#7 Providence Radicals (8-3) at #16 Graz Grizzlies (0-11) = Providence Radicals
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#1 Chocolate Blaze (11-0) at #15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-10) = Chocolate Blaze
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#5 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] at #4 Warsaw Wrath (9-2) -
Sometimes you have to have games like this late in the season.
IT'S THE GOW Y'ALL!!!!
Hurf and Durf take on the Wrath in Thunder Dome!!!
Two teams enter!
One team leaves!
I have no clue who Hurf is or who Durf is, but they are some bad asses!
And the Wrath......well, they are just really, really upset at everything!
This one could destroy parts of Eastern Europe and half of the state of Texas!
So do not come out from shelter unless properly notified by authorities!
Yo Borthalomew! Get to sim'ing this one or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] beat the Wrath?
8 Ball's answer: Most likely.
SA's Pick: Warsaw Wrath
Magic 8 Ball Pick: [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF]
22/48 beers! – Three intriguing games going on in Alpha, so hold on to your panty hose............or Megan Fox's panty hose if she's standing next to you!!
The NBA Jam could be saying their good bye's if they lose to Indy this week!
The Battle Chickens will battle for survival against the ESL this week!
And the [HURF] and [/DURF]........uh, guys........will fight it out with the Warsaw Wrath in the GOW this week!
Throw another shrimp on the barby!
Put another six pack on ice!
Keep the wet wipes close by!
Because that fun and exciting GLB action is ready to explode right in your face and there isn't a damned thing you can do about it!
(and I'm not so sure that you would really want to do anything about it either)
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in the Alpha!
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****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Valhalla (11-0) LW1 - You did it! You guys are officially invited to the World League Post Seasonal Party!!
But first, stay in the GOW to battle #2 SoCal for the top spot in all of Zeta!
Next opponent: #2 So Cal BDC (10-1)
*#2 So Cal BDC (10-1) LW2 - You're in! You're in! You're in the post season jamboree!!
Congrats on that, but get your tanned asses to the GOW for a heavyweight fight with Valhalla for Zeta supremacy!!
Next opponent: at #1 Valhalla (11-0)
#3 Minneapolis Masterminds (9-2) LW3 - OK, what's it going to be?!
German technology or the blue collar, get it done, never say die attitude of the good ol' USA?!
Show those guys just exactly where they can shove their Fahrvergnügen!!!
Next opponent: at #7 Bonn Dynamo (7-4)
#4 Moose Jaw Roughriders (8-3) LW4 - OK Roughriders, you are back from vacation and it's time to clock back in.
The Smugglers are a little more challenging than the last 3 teams, so get back to work you lazy bastards!
Next opponent: at #9 Porto Alegre Smugglers (5-6)
#5 Lincoln Navigators (8-3) LW5 - So here I am, still waiting from last week's Sport's Page..................waiting.......................and waiting.......................
.................waiting........................still waiting...................even more waiting...................
Next opponent: at #12 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (3-8)
#6 Cincinnati Shockers (7-4) LW6 - Well Shockers, you somehow survived the Valhalla onslaught. good for you. Even though it was a loss, things are getting better all the time.
Just look ahead at the ol' schedule.
Korb, College Town, Macchu Picchu, it's all sunny skies and blonds with tig ol' bitties from here on out.
You should be getting a playoff invite very soon. But until then, go ahead and go on.............
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RHTiXvELNg
......................VACATION!!!!
Next opponent: at #13 Korb Destroyers (2-9)
#7 Bonn Dynamo (7-4) LW7 - Just one single win away from 8 wins and a non-losing record for season 15.
Too bad Minneapolis isn't that win.
Maybe next week, though.
Next opponent: #3 Minneapolis Masterminds (9-2)
#8 Dakar Dragons (5-6) LW8 - You guys were once the darlings of Zeta, now you are the doo doo. WTF happened?!?!
Whatever went wrong, fix it fast!
5 games left and you need to keep winning to keep ahead of the teams that are nipping at your heels for that #8 spot!
If you want in, then win.
Next opponent: #15 C-Town Hoodlums (1-10)
#9 Porto Alegre Smugglers (5-6) LW9 - If you guys can somehow run the table, you have a shot.
But I think the window of opportunity is slamming down fast. Win here or your smuggling days are over.
Next opponent: #4 Moose Jaw Roughriders (8-3)
#10 Mayan Prophecy (4-7) LW11 - You guys are in the same boat as MoD. The number of games are dwindling down to a precious few and time is almost out.
If you get the win here, we will re-start the hour glass, but I think inevitably you will be calling the Hot chick Lounge home.
Next opponent: #11 Ministry of Dotball (4-7)
#11 Ministry of Dotball (4-7) LW10 - I think this game determines whether you go into the Lounge now or later.
5 games left with a 4-7 record and Dakar, Prophecy and Valhalla still there, it doesn't sound to appetizing to me.
Next opponent: at #10 Mayan Prophecy (4-7)
#12 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (3-8) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/06kristy/Kristy-26.jpg
Next opponent: #5 Lincoln Navigators (8-3)
#13 Korb Destroyers (2-9) LW12 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/03kelly/Kelly-07.jpg
Next opponent: #6 Cincinnati Shockers (7-4)
#14 Sofia Spiders (2-9) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/02annika/Annika-22.jpg
Next opponent: at #16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-11)
#15 C-Town Hoodlums (1-10) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/08jessica/Jessica-26.jpg
Next opponent: at #8 Dakar Dragons (5-6)
#16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-11) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/12Maggie/Maggie-28.jpg
Next opponent: #14 Sofia Spiders (2-9)
*****WEEK 12 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 4-4 Week 2: 4-4 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 6-2 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 8-0 Week 7: 7-1 Week 8: 8-0 Week 9: 8-0
Week 10: 7-1Week 11: 7-1
Overall: 70-18
SA’s GOW: 10-1
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 6-5
#4 Moose Jaw Roughriders (8-3) at #9 Porto Alegre Smugglers (5-6) = Moose Jaw Roughriders
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#3 Minneapolis Masterminds (9-2) at #7 Bonn Dynamo (7-4) = Minneapolis Masterminds
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#11 Ministry of Dotball (4-7) at #10 Mayan Prophecy (4-7) = Ministry of Dotball
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#5 Lincoln Navigators (8-3) at #12 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (3-8) = Lincoln Navigators
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#6 Cincinnati Shockers (7-4) at #13 Korb Destroyers (2-9) = Cincinnati Shockers
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 C-Town Hoodlums (1-10) at #8 Dakar Dragons (5-6) = Dakar Dragons
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 Sofia Spiders (2-9) at #16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-11) = Sofia Spiders
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#2 So Cal BDC (10-1) at #1 Valhalla (11-0) = Valhalla
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#2 So Cal BDC (10-1) at #1 Valhalla (11-0) -
W..............T............F?!?!
Are we allowed to put together this kind of match up so late in the season?
Well, do you HAVE to wash your balls once a week?
No, but there I am doing it every Friday night!
Hell yeah we are going ahead with this match up!!
#1 vs #2 in a classic uber battle of two bad ass teams put together in hi-tech laboratories out of spare parts from the Terminator movies 1, 2 &3!!!
SoCal has the LA police department backing them up.............the death toll could reach the millions.
Valhalla has Thor backing them up..............Thor can create thunder from his arse...................but so can I after a night of drinking Busch Light.
Lock up your wife and kids!
Bar the doors and windows!
Make sure you have a fresh supply of water and are stocked with plenty of canned goods and ammunition!
Change your undies, because this one will make the Fruit of the Loom guys all soil their panties!
Yo Bortonamus! Do I even need to say it?
Let's sim 'dis beotch!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the BDC beat the Valhalla?
8 Ball's answer: Yes.
SA's Pick: Valhalla
Magic 8 Ball Pick: So Cal BDC
24/48 beers! – We got some interesting games going on here in Zeta this week!
Moose Jaw could knock out the Smugglers for good in their match up this week!
The Prophecy or the MoD will be calling the Lounge home for the rest of the season and maybe if we are lucky both will be there!
The Masterminds try to fend off the Bonn Dynamo as both teams make their run for the playoffs!
And the SoCal BDC will get their shot at Valhalla with just a few weeks to go before the post season begins!
Quick! Somebody smack my ass, I think I may be dreaming with such a week of match ups!!
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta!
Edited by Smiling Assasain on Apr 29, 2010 10:44:18
Edited by Smiling Assasain on Apr 29, 2010 10:40:35
Edited by Smiling Assasain on Apr 29, 2010 10:37:53
MPHD was the only true winner.
