I want everyone to consider helping the ones that need our help more than others!
I'm talking about the gay men that have no fashion sense!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw
Usually a gay man has excellent fashion sense and knows how to shop, but these young gay freaks need our help now more than ever!
Please donate a pair of socks, some jeans or whatever you can as long as the outfit matches, is in season and they won't be wearing white after Labor Day.
Thank you for your patience and understanding.
Now on with the Sport's Page and week 7!!!
SA's Player of the Week
And the POW goes to.....................
[HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] kicker Kicking Balls! Yay!
He was 3/4 including the clutch game winner with :18 seconds left on the clock!!
So here's to you, Kicking Balls..............................
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/Warsteiner_4a9ec543d47f2.jpg
SALUTE!!!
A famous president once said "All we have to fear, is fear itself. So......................
..............................LET'S DO THIS SHIT!!!"
True story.
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Chocolate Blaze (6-0) LW1 - Well that was quite the shootout you had last week.
I haven't seen that much scoring since my ex went out with the Harlem Globetrotters......................I'm not bitter, but......................that slut.
Next opponent: #14 October Wildfire (1-5)
#2 Warsaw Wrath (6-0) LW2 - Go to the GOW!!!
Next opponent: at #6 Sparta Battle Chickens (4-2)
#3 East St Louis Tire Fires (5-1) LW3 - OK, I have a couple of questions for the Tire Fires this week.
Actually, they are for the WR Jerry "Screw Ray" Johnson.
Who is Ray and why are you screwing him?
Next opponent: #8 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (3-3)
#4 Queen City Black Cats (4-2) LW5 - Really nice job getting 4 wins in a row and the Ghost Riders should make it 5.
Next opponent: #15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-5)
#5 Providence Radicals (4-2) LW8 - Don't pass up the chance to grab 2 more wins and go 6-2 by the time you play the Wrath.
Next opponent: #11 NBA Jam (3-3)
#6 Sparta Battle Chickens (4-2) LW9 - Out of the frying pan and into the GOW!!!
Next opponent: #2 Warsaw Wrath (6-0)
#7 Indianapolis Gurupies (4-2) LW4 - After a huge shootout loss like that to the Blaze, you guys need a little R&R. So I am sending you guys on...........................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RHTiXvELNg
..........VACATION!!!
Yep, that's right, you guys are having a little vacation!
You won't have to game plan at all with the Grizzlies up next, so get some rest and enjoy the win!
Next opponent: #16 Graz Grizzlies (0-6)
#8 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (3-3) LW10 - Wow! that makes two wins in a row! I'm sure that made the wives very happy and they took the bus to work i9nstead of having you carry them.
And if you can beat ESL, you can carry them straight to the bedroom.
Next opponent: at #3 East St Louis Tire Fires (5-1)
#9 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (3-3) LW12 - Great win last week! That puts you even at 3-3. So now you very well could go on a big 5 game win streak.
Why not? You got something better to do?
Next opponent: #12 Krungthep Garudas (2-4)
#10 La Tourette Syndrome (3-3) LW6 - I'm pretty sure the reason for the poor defensive play that you guys have been experiencing is all due to CB Franky 4 Fingers.
The dude only has 4 fingers, so of course he is going to suck.
True story though, he lost his fifth finger in a tragic anal probing accident when he did a stint in Leavenworth.......................that slut.
Next opponent: #13 Windhoek White Rhinos (1-5)
#11 NBA Jam (3-3) LW7 - OK, let's be serious for a sec. I want to give a salute to DE Buddy Suckkit.
This young man has the courage to come out of the closet and express his homosexuality to the world and I think we should salute this young homo and praise his courage to....................what?..................it's Buddy Sackkit and not Suckkit and he's a DE?...........................well that makes so much more sense now..................never mind.
Next opponent: at #5 Providence Radicals (4-2)
#12 Krungthep Garudas (2-4) LW11 - I want you Garudas to take a close look at these guys and learn how to be really tough. These guys are rough, tough and very macho, so take some notes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw
There, now that you know how to be as macho as they are, you should beat the Hurf and Turf.
Next opponent: at #9 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (3-3)
#13 Windhoek White Rhinos (1-5) LW13 - Things are looking bleak for the White Rhinos. You guys are on the endangered species list already, so we may have to move you to the HCL to keep you safe for next season.
Besides, can you really win a lot of games when your kicker is the only consistent scoring threat in the last 3 games?
Next opponent: at #10 La Tourette Syndrome (3-3)
#14 October Wildfire (1-5) LW14 - Man, I hate to put you guys intro the HCL this soon, especially after how you guys really showed up and played well in the last 2 games, but the Blaze and the Gurupies are up next and those teams will be extremely tough to beat.
Next opponent: at #1 Chocolate Blaze (6-0)
#15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-5) LW15 - Make sure teams say thank you or send you a nice fruit basket for all the wins you are providing for them.
Next opponent: at #4 Queen City Black Cats (4-2)
#16 Graz Grizzlies (0-6) LW16 - Well Grizzlies, it's time to head off to the Hot Chick Lounge for hibernation until next season.
So put on your pajamas, get your teddy bear and put on some depends, it's nighty-night time.
Thanks for playing.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2001/09michelle/Michelle-12.jpg
Next opponent: at #7 Indianapolis Gurupies (4-2)
*****WEEK 7 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 7-1 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 6-2
Overall: 37-11
SA’s GOW: 6-0
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 3-3
#12 Krungthep Garudas (2-4) at #9 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (3-3) = [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF]
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#13 Windhoek White Rhinos (1-5) at #10 La Tourette Syndrome (3-3) = La Tourette Syndrome
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#11 NBA Jam (3-3) at #5 Providence Radicals (4-2) = Providence Radicals
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-5) at #4 Queen City Black Cats (4-2) = Queen City Black Cats
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 Graz Grizzlies (0-6) at #7 Indianapolis Gurupies (4-2) = Indianapolis Gurupies
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#8 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (3-3) at #3 East St Louis Tire Fires (5-1) = East St Louis Tire Fires
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#2 Warsaw Wrath (6-0) at #6 Sparta Battle Chickens (4-2) = Warsaw Wrath
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#14 October Wildfire (1-5) at #1 Chocolate Blaze (6-0) = Chocolate Blaze
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#2 Warsaw Wrath (6-0) at #6 Sparta Battle Chickens (4-2) -
The last time these two teams met, it was 1939 and the ensuing battle kicked off a little thing called W...W....2!
That was 70 years ago, but the rivalry remains the same!
There is no love loss between a Wrath'er and a Battle Chicken!
The fallen Wrath'ers and Battle Chickens fill miles and miles of graves across the world and tonight decides once and for all who the better team is!
The Battle Chickens are ready to fight to the death if need be, and it will be needed.
The Wrath.....well, they are just really, really mad.
So lock up your family pets!
Keep safe your children!
Pull out early and shoot your load across the wife/GF or mistress' back!
This one spares no one and once there is only one then that one can be declared the one that won!
Yo Bort! We are ready for another round so put down the double scoop of Rocky Road and let's sim this bitch!!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Wrath beat the Battle Chickens?
8 Ball's answer: Very doubtful.
SA's Pick: Warsaw Wrath
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Sparta Battle Chickens
24/48 beers! – Three excellent match ups to keep an eye on while you bone the wife, GF and/or mistress!
The NBA Jam try to get unjammed against the Radicals!
The Wife Carriers try to carry the wives, GF's and/or mistress' over the Tire Fires!!
And the Battle Chickens go to war against the Wrath in the GOW!!!
So many great match ups and I just ran out of lotion!! Help me Walgreen's, you're my only hope!!!
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in the Alpha!
____________________________________________________________________________
****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Valhalla (6-0) LW1 - Huge showdown for you in the GOW!
Next opponent: at #2 Minneapolis Masterminds (5-1)
#2 Minneapolis Masterminds (5-1) LW2 - You know where you're going, it's almost a 2nd home for youguys. Go to the GOW!!!
Next opponent: #1 Valhalla (6-0)
#3 So Cal BDC (5-1) LW4 - Well these guys have been rushing up a storm lately and I think it is all sue to the blocking of FB Ramrod!!
Ramrod, just hearing that name makes me want to put on a pair of assless chaps and listen to the Village People!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k
(at 2:36, take a look at the name of the bar in the background. Look familiar, Ramrod?)
Next opponent: #8 Bonn Dynamo (3-3)
#4 Moose Jaw Roughriders (5-1) LW5 - If there were two GOW's in Zeta, this match up would be the 2nd one.
It's a biggun' and a loss will get you ridiculed unmercifully by the rest of Zeta.
So............................don't fuck it up.
Next opponent: #6 Dakar Dragons (4-2)
#5 Lincoln Navigators (4-2) LW6 - Just use that on-board GPS to find the end zone and you will do fine.
After wards you can use those 12 cup holders in the front and back seats to hold the celebratory beer.
Next opponent: #7 Ministry of Dotball (3-3)
#6 Dakar Dragons (4-2) LW3 - No time to rest from that last beating, because you have another tough game awaiting you.
Moose Jaw is next.
Next opponent: at #4 Moose Jaw Roughriders (5-1)
#7 Ministry of Dotball (3-3) LW9 - 2 very tough games and you need to start putting together some wins to keep up with the rest of the pack.
Next opponent: at #5 Lincoln Navigators (4-2)
#8 Bonn Dynamo (3-3) LW11 - Not to worry, if you lose this one just look at the 4 games up next!
That could be the start of a nice win streak and you guys need one to keep in the race.
Next opponent: at #3 So Cal BDC (5-1)
#9 Cincinnati Shockers (3-3) LW7 - You guys have a pattern going, I see.
W-L-W-L-W-L
So according to the pattern the next game should be a win.
Next opponent: #13 C-Town Hoodlums (1-5)
#10 Porto Alegre Smugglers (2-4) LW9 - Oh how you guys lucked out!
Korb, College Town and Machu Picchu couldn't come at a better time for you.
3 W's in a row, coming up!!!
Next opponent: #15 Korb Destroyers (1-5)
#11 Mayan Prophecy (2-4) LW10 - I'm seeing your future..............it's.....................it's.................the Hot Chick Lounge.
Next opponent: at #12 Sofia Spiders (1-5)
#12 Sofia Spiders (1-5) LW12 - Looks like our new EE teams are trying to represent, but they are just coming up short.
Sorry to say, but it could be the HCL for you two EE teams really soon.
Next opponent: #11 Mayan Prophecy (2-4)
#13 C-Town Hoodlums (1-5) LW13 - Unless the Hood can come up with some W's in a hurry, it could be a nice stay in the Lounge coming up.
Next opponent: at #9 Cincinnati Shockers (3-3)
#14 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (1-5) LW14 - I just wanted to let you guys know that there is a new college town hot spot in town, it's called the Hot Chick Lounge.
It has everything a red blooded American college student could want for, women, booze, X, pot, trashy women, alcohol, slutty women and easy women.
So you guys just might be trying it out next week if you can't come up with a W.
Next opponent: at #16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-6)
#15 Korb Destroyers (1-5) LW15 - See! You guys did it!
You pulled on your fuzzy rabbit and got that first win of the season!
It must feel great to finally get that pressure and weight off of your shoulders. I'm all proud of you Destroyers and shit.
It's too bad I have to send you to the Hot Chick Lounge now.....................well, I'll let you enjoy the win and wait another game.
Why not go celebrate your first win by acting like true Destroyers and go destroy some poor girl's twat.
Next opponent: at #10 Porto Alegre Smugglers (2-4)
#16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-6) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2001/11trina/Trina-12.jpg
Next opponent: #13 C-Town Hoodlums (1-5)
*****WEEK 7 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 4-4 Week 2: 4-4 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 6-2 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 8-0
Overall: 33-15
SA’s GOW: 5-1
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 4-2
#1 Valhalla (6-0) at #2 Minneapolis Masterminds (5-1) = Valhalla
Game Rating: 6/6 beers - make these imports!
#6 Dakar Dragons (4-2) at #4 Moose Jaw Roughriders (5-1) = Moose Jaw Roughriders
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#11 Mayan Prophecy (2-4) at #12 Sofia Spiders (1-5) = Mayan Prophecy
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#7 Ministry of Dotball (3-3) at #5 Lincoln Navigators (4-2) = Lincoln Navigators
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#8 Bonn Dynamo (3-3) at #3 So Cal BDC (5-1) = So Cal BDC
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#13 C-Town Hoodlums (1-5) at #9 Cincinnati Shockers (3-3) = Cincinnati Shockers
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (1-5) at #16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-6) = C-Town Hoodlums
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#15 Korb Destroyers (1-5) at #10 Porto Alegre Smugglers (2-4) = Porto Alegre Smugglers
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#1 Valhalla (6-0) at #2 Minneapolis Masterminds (5-1) -
When Bort looked down at the GLB universe, there was only darkness. So turn on the dam light ya' idgit!!
So Bort in all his infinite wisdom put Valhalla and the Masterminds in a match up and when the two teams met, there was light and all was good.
That was from the Book of Bort and it happened over 10 million years ago. Kool.
so now these two ancient teams must do battle once again with each other and this time it will be just as huge!
#1 vs #2!!
Uno vs dos!!
First vs second!!
However the hell you put it, it is a big freaking game!!
This one goes to Thunder Dome!!
Two teams enter!
One team leaves!
Only the actual death of the entire team will settle this one!
First team to have all of it's players die on the field, LOSES!!!!
The WL does NOT fuck around.
Yo Bort! Let's get this 1 vs 2 WL Party started!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Valhalla beat the Masterminds?
8 Ball's answer: Don't count on it.
SA's Pick: Valhalla
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Minneapolis Masterminds
26/48 beers! – We got a huge set of great match ups this week so make a beer run early so you don't miss this shit!!!!
#8 Bonn Dynamo try to stay ahead in the race by taking on SoCal!!
The MoD do battle with the Lincoln Navigators!!
The Dakar Dragons go up against the Moose Jaw Roughriders!!!
And the Minneapolis Masterminds try to dethrone Valhalla in a battle for Zeta supremacy!!
Can you honestly say GLB does not deliver an ass kicking slate of games?!?!
I thought not.
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta!
I'm talking about the gay men that have no fashion sense!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw
Usually a gay man has excellent fashion sense and knows how to shop, but these young gay freaks need our help now more than ever!
Please donate a pair of socks, some jeans or whatever you can as long as the outfit matches, is in season and they won't be wearing white after Labor Day.
Thank you for your patience and understanding.
Now on with the Sport's Page and week 7!!!
SA's Player of the Week
And the POW goes to.....................
[HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] kicker Kicking Balls! Yay!
He was 3/4 including the clutch game winner with :18 seconds left on the clock!!
So here's to you, Kicking Balls..............................
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/Warsteiner_4a9ec543d47f2.jpg
SALUTE!!!
A famous president once said "All we have to fear, is fear itself. So......................
..............................LET'S DO THIS SHIT!!!"
True story.
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Chocolate Blaze (6-0) LW1 - Well that was quite the shootout you had last week.
I haven't seen that much scoring since my ex went out with the Harlem Globetrotters......................I'm not bitter, but......................that slut.
Next opponent: #14 October Wildfire (1-5)
#2 Warsaw Wrath (6-0) LW2 - Go to the GOW!!!
Next opponent: at #6 Sparta Battle Chickens (4-2)
#3 East St Louis Tire Fires (5-1) LW3 - OK, I have a couple of questions for the Tire Fires this week.
Actually, they are for the WR Jerry "Screw Ray" Johnson.
Who is Ray and why are you screwing him?
Next opponent: #8 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (3-3)
#4 Queen City Black Cats (4-2) LW5 - Really nice job getting 4 wins in a row and the Ghost Riders should make it 5.
Next opponent: #15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-5)
#5 Providence Radicals (4-2) LW8 - Don't pass up the chance to grab 2 more wins and go 6-2 by the time you play the Wrath.
Next opponent: #11 NBA Jam (3-3)
#6 Sparta Battle Chickens (4-2) LW9 - Out of the frying pan and into the GOW!!!
Next opponent: #2 Warsaw Wrath (6-0)
#7 Indianapolis Gurupies (4-2) LW4 - After a huge shootout loss like that to the Blaze, you guys need a little R&R. So I am sending you guys on...........................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RHTiXvELNg
..........VACATION!!!
Yep, that's right, you guys are having a little vacation!
You won't have to game plan at all with the Grizzlies up next, so get some rest and enjoy the win!
Next opponent: #16 Graz Grizzlies (0-6)
#8 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (3-3) LW10 - Wow! that makes two wins in a row! I'm sure that made the wives very happy and they took the bus to work i9nstead of having you carry them.
And if you can beat ESL, you can carry them straight to the bedroom.
Next opponent: at #3 East St Louis Tire Fires (5-1)
#9 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (3-3) LW12 - Great win last week! That puts you even at 3-3. So now you very well could go on a big 5 game win streak.
Why not? You got something better to do?
Next opponent: #12 Krungthep Garudas (2-4)
#10 La Tourette Syndrome (3-3) LW6 - I'm pretty sure the reason for the poor defensive play that you guys have been experiencing is all due to CB Franky 4 Fingers.
The dude only has 4 fingers, so of course he is going to suck.
True story though, he lost his fifth finger in a tragic anal probing accident when he did a stint in Leavenworth.......................that slut.
Next opponent: #13 Windhoek White Rhinos (1-5)
#11 NBA Jam (3-3) LW7 - OK, let's be serious for a sec. I want to give a salute to DE Buddy Suckkit.
This young man has the courage to come out of the closet and express his homosexuality to the world and I think we should salute this young homo and praise his courage to....................what?..................it's Buddy Sackkit and not Suckkit and he's a DE?...........................well that makes so much more sense now..................never mind.
Next opponent: at #5 Providence Radicals (4-2)
#12 Krungthep Garudas (2-4) LW11 - I want you Garudas to take a close look at these guys and learn how to be really tough. These guys are rough, tough and very macho, so take some notes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw
There, now that you know how to be as macho as they are, you should beat the Hurf and Turf.
Next opponent: at #9 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (3-3)
#13 Windhoek White Rhinos (1-5) LW13 - Things are looking bleak for the White Rhinos. You guys are on the endangered species list already, so we may have to move you to the HCL to keep you safe for next season.
Besides, can you really win a lot of games when your kicker is the only consistent scoring threat in the last 3 games?
Next opponent: at #10 La Tourette Syndrome (3-3)
#14 October Wildfire (1-5) LW14 - Man, I hate to put you guys intro the HCL this soon, especially after how you guys really showed up and played well in the last 2 games, but the Blaze and the Gurupies are up next and those teams will be extremely tough to beat.
Next opponent: at #1 Chocolate Blaze (6-0)
#15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-5) LW15 - Make sure teams say thank you or send you a nice fruit basket for all the wins you are providing for them.
Next opponent: at #4 Queen City Black Cats (4-2)
#16 Graz Grizzlies (0-6) LW16 - Well Grizzlies, it's time to head off to the Hot Chick Lounge for hibernation until next season.
So put on your pajamas, get your teddy bear and put on some depends, it's nighty-night time.
Thanks for playing.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2001/09michelle/Michelle-12.jpg
Next opponent: at #7 Indianapolis Gurupies (4-2)
*****WEEK 7 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 7-1 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 6-2
Overall: 37-11
SA’s GOW: 6-0
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 3-3
#12 Krungthep Garudas (2-4) at #9 [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF] (3-3) = [HURF]ifax Explo[/DURF]
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#13 Windhoek White Rhinos (1-5) at #10 La Tourette Syndrome (3-3) = La Tourette Syndrome
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#11 NBA Jam (3-3) at #5 Providence Radicals (4-2) = Providence Radicals
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#15 Ghost Riders In The Sky (1-5) at #4 Queen City Black Cats (4-2) = Queen City Black Cats
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 Graz Grizzlies (0-6) at #7 Indianapolis Gurupies (4-2) = Indianapolis Gurupies
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#8 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (3-3) at #3 East St Louis Tire Fires (5-1) = East St Louis Tire Fires
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#2 Warsaw Wrath (6-0) at #6 Sparta Battle Chickens (4-2) = Warsaw Wrath
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#14 October Wildfire (1-5) at #1 Chocolate Blaze (6-0) = Chocolate Blaze
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#2 Warsaw Wrath (6-0) at #6 Sparta Battle Chickens (4-2) -
The last time these two teams met, it was 1939 and the ensuing battle kicked off a little thing called W...W....2!
That was 70 years ago, but the rivalry remains the same!
There is no love loss between a Wrath'er and a Battle Chicken!
The fallen Wrath'ers and Battle Chickens fill miles and miles of graves across the world and tonight decides once and for all who the better team is!
The Battle Chickens are ready to fight to the death if need be, and it will be needed.
The Wrath.....well, they are just really, really mad.
So lock up your family pets!
Keep safe your children!
Pull out early and shoot your load across the wife/GF or mistress' back!
This one spares no one and once there is only one then that one can be declared the one that won!
Yo Bort! We are ready for another round so put down the double scoop of Rocky Road and let's sim this bitch!!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Wrath beat the Battle Chickens?
8 Ball's answer: Very doubtful.
SA's Pick: Warsaw Wrath
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Sparta Battle Chickens
24/48 beers! – Three excellent match ups to keep an eye on while you bone the wife, GF and/or mistress!
The NBA Jam try to get unjammed against the Radicals!
The Wife Carriers try to carry the wives, GF's and/or mistress' over the Tire Fires!!
And the Battle Chickens go to war against the Wrath in the GOW!!!
So many great match ups and I just ran out of lotion!! Help me Walgreen's, you're my only hope!!!
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in the Alpha!
____________________________________________________________________________
****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Valhalla (6-0) LW1 - Huge showdown for you in the GOW!
Next opponent: at #2 Minneapolis Masterminds (5-1)
#2 Minneapolis Masterminds (5-1) LW2 - You know where you're going, it's almost a 2nd home for youguys. Go to the GOW!!!
Next opponent: #1 Valhalla (6-0)
#3 So Cal BDC (5-1) LW4 - Well these guys have been rushing up a storm lately and I think it is all sue to the blocking of FB Ramrod!!
Ramrod, just hearing that name makes me want to put on a pair of assless chaps and listen to the Village People!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k
(at 2:36, take a look at the name of the bar in the background. Look familiar, Ramrod?)
Next opponent: #8 Bonn Dynamo (3-3)
#4 Moose Jaw Roughriders (5-1) LW5 - If there were two GOW's in Zeta, this match up would be the 2nd one.
It's a biggun' and a loss will get you ridiculed unmercifully by the rest of Zeta.
So............................don't fuck it up.
Next opponent: #6 Dakar Dragons (4-2)
#5 Lincoln Navigators (4-2) LW6 - Just use that on-board GPS to find the end zone and you will do fine.
After wards you can use those 12 cup holders in the front and back seats to hold the celebratory beer.
Next opponent: #7 Ministry of Dotball (3-3)
#6 Dakar Dragons (4-2) LW3 - No time to rest from that last beating, because you have another tough game awaiting you.
Moose Jaw is next.
Next opponent: at #4 Moose Jaw Roughriders (5-1)
#7 Ministry of Dotball (3-3) LW9 - 2 very tough games and you need to start putting together some wins to keep up with the rest of the pack.
Next opponent: at #5 Lincoln Navigators (4-2)
#8 Bonn Dynamo (3-3) LW11 - Not to worry, if you lose this one just look at the 4 games up next!
That could be the start of a nice win streak and you guys need one to keep in the race.
Next opponent: at #3 So Cal BDC (5-1)
#9 Cincinnati Shockers (3-3) LW7 - You guys have a pattern going, I see.
W-L-W-L-W-L
So according to the pattern the next game should be a win.
Next opponent: #13 C-Town Hoodlums (1-5)
#10 Porto Alegre Smugglers (2-4) LW9 - Oh how you guys lucked out!
Korb, College Town and Machu Picchu couldn't come at a better time for you.
3 W's in a row, coming up!!!
Next opponent: #15 Korb Destroyers (1-5)
#11 Mayan Prophecy (2-4) LW10 - I'm seeing your future..............it's.....................it's.................the Hot Chick Lounge.
Next opponent: at #12 Sofia Spiders (1-5)
#12 Sofia Spiders (1-5) LW12 - Looks like our new EE teams are trying to represent, but they are just coming up short.
Sorry to say, but it could be the HCL for you two EE teams really soon.
Next opponent: #11 Mayan Prophecy (2-4)
#13 C-Town Hoodlums (1-5) LW13 - Unless the Hood can come up with some W's in a hurry, it could be a nice stay in the Lounge coming up.
Next opponent: at #9 Cincinnati Shockers (3-3)
#14 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (1-5) LW14 - I just wanted to let you guys know that there is a new college town hot spot in town, it's called the Hot Chick Lounge.
It has everything a red blooded American college student could want for, women, booze, X, pot, trashy women, alcohol, slutty women and easy women.
So you guys just might be trying it out next week if you can't come up with a W.
Next opponent: at #16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-6)
#15 Korb Destroyers (1-5) LW15 - See! You guys did it!
You pulled on your fuzzy rabbit and got that first win of the season!
It must feel great to finally get that pressure and weight off of your shoulders. I'm all proud of you Destroyers and shit.
It's too bad I have to send you to the Hot Chick Lounge now.....................well, I'll let you enjoy the win and wait another game.
Why not go celebrate your first win by acting like true Destroyers and go destroy some poor girl's twat.
Next opponent: at #10 Porto Alegre Smugglers (2-4)
#16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-6) LW16 - Click the pic.
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Next opponent: #13 C-Town Hoodlums (1-5)
*****WEEK 7 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 4-4 Week 2: 4-4 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 6-2 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 8-0
Overall: 33-15
SA’s GOW: 5-1
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 4-2
#1 Valhalla (6-0) at #2 Minneapolis Masterminds (5-1) = Valhalla
Game Rating: 6/6 beers - make these imports!
#6 Dakar Dragons (4-2) at #4 Moose Jaw Roughriders (5-1) = Moose Jaw Roughriders
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#11 Mayan Prophecy (2-4) at #12 Sofia Spiders (1-5) = Mayan Prophecy
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#7 Ministry of Dotball (3-3) at #5 Lincoln Navigators (4-2) = Lincoln Navigators
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#8 Bonn Dynamo (3-3) at #3 So Cal BDC (5-1) = So Cal BDC
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#13 C-Town Hoodlums (1-5) at #9 Cincinnati Shockers (3-3) = Cincinnati Shockers
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 College Town NWA Feeble Minds (1-5) at #16 Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons (0-6) = C-Town Hoodlums
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#15 Korb Destroyers (1-5) at #10 Porto Alegre Smugglers (2-4) = Porto Alegre Smugglers
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#1 Valhalla (6-0) at #2 Minneapolis Masterminds (5-1) -
When Bort looked down at the GLB universe, there was only darkness. So turn on the dam light ya' idgit!!
So Bort in all his infinite wisdom put Valhalla and the Masterminds in a match up and when the two teams met, there was light and all was good.
That was from the Book of Bort and it happened over 10 million years ago. Kool.
so now these two ancient teams must do battle once again with each other and this time it will be just as huge!
#1 vs #2!!
Uno vs dos!!
First vs second!!
However the hell you put it, it is a big freaking game!!
This one goes to Thunder Dome!!
Two teams enter!
One team leaves!
Only the actual death of the entire team will settle this one!
First team to have all of it's players die on the field, LOSES!!!!
The WL does NOT fuck around.
Yo Bort! Let's get this 1 vs 2 WL Party started!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Valhalla beat the Masterminds?
8 Ball's answer: Don't count on it.
SA's Pick: Valhalla
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Minneapolis Masterminds
26/48 beers! – We got a huge set of great match ups this week so make a beer run early so you don't miss this shit!!!!
#8 Bonn Dynamo try to stay ahead in the race by taking on SoCal!!
The MoD do battle with the Lincoln Navigators!!
The Dakar Dragons go up against the Moose Jaw Roughriders!!!
And the Minneapolis Masterminds try to dethrone Valhalla in a battle for Zeta supremacy!!
Can you honestly say GLB does not deliver an ass kicking slate of games?!?!
I thought not.
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta!
