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BillSaidSux
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We are hosting the largest party/scrimmage of the season at If The House Aint MaRAWK!!in Don't Bother Knockin Field.

Somali is coming into town for the final tune up before the real games start. I'm expecting the cleaning crew is going to have a lot to do on the 7th. The ridiculously expensive owner's suite will be fitted with at least a temporary diving board and all the rum we can drink. Plus we have the standard hookers, blow, goats and couches to burn.

Open Bar and Buffet started about 11 seasons ago and won't be closing. As always we have complimentary valet parking and we are digging a big ass canal so that Somali can park their ship close to the stadium and they won't need a cab or anything like that.
 
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lol, Thanks man. Most teams don't know what to do with our Ships when we come to town
 
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kondor
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Any chance you can sequester the contingent from Angola to one area of the stadium? Local news is reporting a recent trip to Mexico by their owner and the National Enquirer has confirmed reports of her activities that included unprotected sex, sado-masochism, circus midgets and farm animals and any combination thereof and then celebrated with her players upon return. It really is in the best interests of health and safety for all APL.
 
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Originally posted by kondor
Any chance you can sequester the contingent from Angola to one area of the stadium? Local news is reporting a recent trip to Mexico by their owner and the National Enquirer has confirmed reports of her activities that included unprotected sex, sado-masochism, circus midgets and farm animals and any combination thereof and then celebrated with her players upon return. It really is in the best interests of health and safety for all APL.


False, false, circus midgets true, false.
 
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Originally posted by kondor
Any chance you can sequester the contingent from Angola to one area of the stadium? Local news is reporting a recent trip to Mexico by their owner and the National Enquirer has confirmed reports of her activities that included unprotected sex, sado-masochism, circus midgets and farm animals and any combination thereof and then celebrated with her players upon return. It really is in the best interests of health and safety for all APL.


Sounds like a good Saturday night in MaRAWK!!o.....
 
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I sure miss the goats
 
BillSaidSux
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They miss you AZSEAfan!
 
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Almost time!
 
BillSaidSux
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I forgot to invite our offense. They are gonna be pissed.

Actually, I think we left them in AAA. Can anybody go pick up our offense for us?

Actually, we might be able to do that next season. Never mind.
Edited by BillSaidSux on Apr 7, 2010 11:22:09
 
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at least your defense didn't go to hell like ours--hope it was just who we played in scrimmages.
 
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Warlords, Warthogs and Clash are all top notch teams.. you got a rough training calendar!!
 
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Originally posted by Salesman
Warlords, Warthogs and Clash are all top notch teams.. you got a rough training calendar!!


Yes I know, but my defense is known far and wide---my feeling would be hurt to give up that much against anyone---guess I better get use to our new home.
 
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Yea, I think our defense would have been ok if we could have run more than three plays at a time. We definitely discovered that AAA tactics don't go round here law dog.
 
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Originally posted by BillSaidSux
Yea, I think our defense would have been ok if we could have run more than three plays at a time. We definitely discovered that AAA tactics don't go round here law dog.


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