In America we have laws. Laws against killing. Laws against stealing.
It's accepted that, as a member of society, you will live by these laws.
In Ketchikan, there's another society that has its own laws.
Dot football is a way of life.
As a boy in Ketchikan, you never question the sanctity of dot football. You just listened to the coaches and tried as best you could to win.
Win at all costs.
We have the opportunity to play like gods for the next season of dot football.
But we can't be afraid to lose. There's no room for fear in this game.
If we go out there and half-ass it because we're scared, all we're left with is an excuse. We're always gonna wonder.
But if we go out there and give it absolutely everything...
That's heroic.
Let's be heroes.
Come on. What do you say?
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