Lion Conference:
Carthaginian War Elephants VS. Tanzania Lumberjacks:
The War Elephants have shown to be a strong team in their inaugural season in APL.. Coming off a huge win against the Fever.. the Lumberjacks roll into Ivory Field at Hannibals Valley of Death (seriously.. you couldn't have come up with a stadium name any longer?) hoping to collect some ivory souvenirs.. but all they're going to get here is STOMPED! CWE by 45
Swaziland Semnikati VS. Zambezi Silverbacks:
The Semnikati are coming off a tough loss to the surging Jackals and the Silverbacks are still licking their woulds from their encounter with angry Rhinos.. the Silverbacks have showed that they belong in APL but that's just not going to be enough against a solid team fighting for a home playoff game.. I'll take the Semnikati by 17
Angola Dream VS. Sahara Storm:
If only Angola could squeeze out one more "dreamy" victory they could fight of relegation into the abyss known as AAA ball.. but the Storm have shown that they are a team to be recond with.. the Storm blows into the Field of Dreams and there's devistation as the aftermath.. Sahara 45
Red River Ruminants VS. Quad Cities Quarantine:
RRR has dropped 3 in a row and are on the verge of playoff elimination (they might actually have been already but I'll let somebody smarter then me figure out the scenarios .. Forbin??) .. while QCQ is still trying to figure out what the hell they got themselves into!! They're a well run team.. but they're going to AAA and will have to earn their next spot in APL.. RRR by 24
Sahara Sand Monsters VS. African Fever:
Oh.. the Fever just make my head hurt.. they give me shit for never picking them.. so I do.. and then they get rolled by a freshman! I'll give you guys one more chance and luckily for you SSM is just riding this one out and looking forward to next season.. I'll take the Skeeters by 30
Rwanda Headhunters VS. D9 Prawns:
This game couldn't have come at a worse time for the Headhunters.. they're locked in a 3 way tie for 7-9! There isn't much to say here.. if the Headhunters can score over 50 they'll have a chance... but then again nobody scores over 50 on PP & Company! The Headhunters get confused and can't figure out which end of the shrimpies to cut off.. D9 by 42
Johannesburg Jackals VS. Tanzania Mountaineers:
The Jackals have made a complete turn around this season.. starting out the season getting throttled by (I think they even lost a scrimmage to the three blind mice).. to a team on the rise!! While the Mountaineers have only managed 4 wins against teams with 6 combined total wins.. they're safe for another season in APL.. but not safe against Jackals.. JJ by 28
WWR VS. Nigeria Nightmares:
I just noticed that this is the same scenario as D9 & Rwanda.. The Nightmares are in that same 3 way tie.. and they can't like what they see when they roll into Etosha (WTF is that!).. the Nightmares just found something scarier (I can see all of Johannesburg smiling now since they're the ones that will move out of that 3 way tie).. a charging Rhino.. WWR by 50
==========================================================================
Elephant Conference
Uganda Mounties VS. Carthage Clash:
Apparently the Clash weren't excited about my upset prediction last week.. but they did need some 4 quarter heroics to pull that one out!! This week they have much less to worry about because in the big boys conference.. the 4-8 Mounties are eliminated from the playoffs (I think).. Clash will roll big in this one +60
Choctaw Cracker Party VS. Rhodesia Ratels:
I can tell you what's going to happen... but I'd rather show you! http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/wikiality/images/1/1c/Stephen_viking_giant_rats.jpg
Swaziland Dachshunds VS. SS Huskies:
The Dachshunds defense apparently has some holes as of late.. giving up 24.75 points per game over the last 4.. but that average is about to drop.. I'm calling them the SS Huskies because this ship is about to sink back to AAA.. the Dachshunds win big 65-7
Mauritius Mountain Lions VS. Kickin Djibouti:
The Mountain Lions just got run over last game.. giving up 390 yards on the gound.. and now they get the other end of the spectrum.. I hope your DBs stretched really good for this one because KD is going to air it out!! Djibouti comes in and "kicks" the Lions while they're down.. KD by 45
AFF VS. Somalia Warlords:
The Warlords almost pulled off my upset prediction last game.. and I don't see this one being close.. still waiting for the Freedom Fighter to show me some life.. but when you think about it.. guys with fists in the air versus guys with automatic machine guns.. it's not even close Warlords by 28
*Sons of Anubis VS. GRiTS:
*Game of the Week
This one may not really be the game of the week as the Sons have been off their game a little as of late.. and GRiTS have been rolling since the Clash got the best of them.. the other downside is SoA is actually 0-5 against GRiTS.. it's hard to believe but I have to give this one to RJs squad with that 3 headed monster running the ball and controlling the clock...
*Nairobi Warthogs VS. Pirgos Warlords:
*Bigger Game of the Week!
This game is very important to both teams.. and I'll be honest.. they both confuse me!! I think this one really comes down to turnovers (I know that's so cliche but it's true damn it!).. secure the ball and secure the victory.. I think the Warthogs are ready especially after that bye week they had last game.. Warthogs by 3
The African Predators VS. Egyptian War Gods:
I can't believe it.. I think the Predators have a winning streak going!! I also believe that this steak will continue.. I mean really what the hell do the Egyptians know about fighting the King of the Jungle! Predators take this one by 20
Carthaginian War Elephants VS. Tanzania Lumberjacks:
The War Elephants have shown to be a strong team in their inaugural season in APL.. Coming off a huge win against the Fever.. the Lumberjacks roll into Ivory Field at Hannibals Valley of Death (seriously.. you couldn't have come up with a stadium name any longer?) hoping to collect some ivory souvenirs.. but all they're going to get here is STOMPED! CWE by 45
Swaziland Semnikati VS. Zambezi Silverbacks:
The Semnikati are coming off a tough loss to the surging Jackals and the Silverbacks are still licking their woulds from their encounter with angry Rhinos.. the Silverbacks have showed that they belong in APL but that's just not going to be enough against a solid team fighting for a home playoff game.. I'll take the Semnikati by 17
Angola Dream VS. Sahara Storm:
If only Angola could squeeze out one more "dreamy" victory they could fight of relegation into the abyss known as AAA ball.. but the Storm have shown that they are a team to be recond with.. the Storm blows into the Field of Dreams and there's devistation as the aftermath.. Sahara 45
Red River Ruminants VS. Quad Cities Quarantine:
RRR has dropped 3 in a row and are on the verge of playoff elimination (they might actually have been already but I'll let somebody smarter then me figure out the scenarios .. Forbin??) .. while QCQ is still trying to figure out what the hell they got themselves into!! They're a well run team.. but they're going to AAA and will have to earn their next spot in APL.. RRR by 24
Sahara Sand Monsters VS. African Fever:
Oh.. the Fever just make my head hurt.. they give me shit for never picking them.. so I do.. and then they get rolled by a freshman! I'll give you guys one more chance and luckily for you SSM is just riding this one out and looking forward to next season.. I'll take the Skeeters by 30
Rwanda Headhunters VS. D9 Prawns:
This game couldn't have come at a worse time for the Headhunters.. they're locked in a 3 way tie for 7-9! There isn't much to say here.. if the Headhunters can score over 50 they'll have a chance... but then again nobody scores over 50 on PP & Company! The Headhunters get confused and can't figure out which end of the shrimpies to cut off.. D9 by 42
Johannesburg Jackals VS. Tanzania Mountaineers:
The Jackals have made a complete turn around this season.. starting out the season getting throttled by (I think they even lost a scrimmage to the three blind mice).. to a team on the rise!! While the Mountaineers have only managed 4 wins against teams with 6 combined total wins.. they're safe for another season in APL.. but not safe against Jackals.. JJ by 28
WWR VS. Nigeria Nightmares:
I just noticed that this is the same scenario as D9 & Rwanda.. The Nightmares are in that same 3 way tie.. and they can't like what they see when they roll into Etosha (WTF is that!).. the Nightmares just found something scarier (I can see all of Johannesburg smiling now since they're the ones that will move out of that 3 way tie).. a charging Rhino.. WWR by 50
==========================================================================
Elephant Conference
Uganda Mounties VS. Carthage Clash:
Apparently the Clash weren't excited about my upset prediction last week.. but they did need some 4 quarter heroics to pull that one out!! This week they have much less to worry about because in the big boys conference.. the 4-8 Mounties are eliminated from the playoffs (I think).. Clash will roll big in this one +60
Choctaw Cracker Party VS. Rhodesia Ratels:
I can tell you what's going to happen... but I'd rather show you! http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/wikiality/images/1/1c/Stephen_viking_giant_rats.jpg
Swaziland Dachshunds VS. SS Huskies:
The Dachshunds defense apparently has some holes as of late.. giving up 24.75 points per game over the last 4.. but that average is about to drop.. I'm calling them the SS Huskies because this ship is about to sink back to AAA.. the Dachshunds win big 65-7
Mauritius Mountain Lions VS. Kickin Djibouti:
The Mountain Lions just got run over last game.. giving up 390 yards on the gound.. and now they get the other end of the spectrum.. I hope your DBs stretched really good for this one because KD is going to air it out!! Djibouti comes in and "kicks" the Lions while they're down.. KD by 45
AFF VS. Somalia Warlords:
The Warlords almost pulled off my upset prediction last game.. and I don't see this one being close.. still waiting for the Freedom Fighter to show me some life.. but when you think about it.. guys with fists in the air versus guys with automatic machine guns.. it's not even close Warlords by 28
*Sons of Anubis VS. GRiTS:
*Game of the Week
This one may not really be the game of the week as the Sons have been off their game a little as of late.. and GRiTS have been rolling since the Clash got the best of them.. the other downside is SoA is actually 0-5 against GRiTS.. it's hard to believe but I have to give this one to RJs squad with that 3 headed monster running the ball and controlling the clock...
*Nairobi Warthogs VS. Pirgos Warlords:
*Bigger Game of the Week!
This game is very important to both teams.. and I'll be honest.. they both confuse me!! I think this one really comes down to turnovers (I know that's so cliche but it's true damn it!).. secure the ball and secure the victory.. I think the Warthogs are ready especially after that bye week they had last game.. Warthogs by 3
The African Predators VS. Egyptian War Gods:
I can't believe it.. I think the Predators have a winning streak going!! I also believe that this steak will continue.. I mean really what the hell do the Egyptians know about fighting the King of the Jungle! Predators take this one by 20