Lion Conference:
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African Fever vs. War Elephants:
Two strong teams just on the outside of some Home Playoff $$ and both looking to stay as close to the top as possible. The War Elephants are coming off a tough loss and looking to get back to their winning ways while the Fever just finished showing everybody else how little I know about predicting games on the Lion side!
Is it possible that I tiny little mosquito can take down a War Elephant.. yes it is.. and again this game it's the Elephants turnovers that will bite (or sting) them in the butt!! You heard it right.. Fever by 9!
Nigeria Nightmares vs. Red River:
The Nightmares survived a "scare" last game.. while RRR has fallen flat since the upset of Swaziland.. two teams on the outside of the playoffs looking in right now.. Hopefully the Nightmares got their wake up call last game and go back to taking care of business.. business at hand is play Moses and part the Red River.. Nightmares by 7
Quad Cities Quarentine vs. Angola Dream:
This could be the game of the week.. if it was opposite week!! The Quarantine look like they've locked themselves in the closet to hide from the continual beatings they've been taking... but not even a closet can keep out the Dream(s).. Angola gets their first W of the season.. by 17
Zambezi Silverbacks vs. WWR:
This just in.. the Silverbacks have a win streak going and the Rhinos don't!! I didn't think I'd be able to type that this season! Okay.. now that those are both over back to status quo. Have you ever seen anything as mean looking as an angry charging rhino? WWR rolls in this one by 40+
**Johannesburg Jackals vs. Swaziland Semnikati:
*This is the Lion Conference GAME OF THE WEEK!
The Jackals are rolling.. starting the season 1-6 but rolling up 4 wins in a row including the suprise of the week last week against WWR! While Swaziland is just taking care of business and trying to keep that home playoff $$ .. bad news for the Jackals is I think you got everybodies attention last week so I'm sure that Dave has his team ready for the battle.. this one's a coin flip and the Jackals had heads.. so JJ by 3
Tanzania Mountaineers vs. D9:
PP and company have the chemistry climbing and scoreboards failing!! After losing to WWR they're averaging 65+ a game.. and that includes games against teams sitting currently in 3rd,4th,6th,8th and 9th in the conference!! I expect noting different here.. take the seafood by 45+
Tanzania Lumberjacks vs. Rwanda Headhunters:
If the Headhunters are cannibals then they're starving right now. After a nice 4 game win streak they got doubled up by the Storm and stung repeatedly by the squeeters! Good news is the Lumberjacks come into town at just the right time.. time to feast! Rwanda by 28
Sahara Storm vs. Sahara Sand Monsters:
If SSM hadn't called it a season already I would have put more into this one because this is another good rivalry from AAA.. in reality you can't have a Sand Monster if there is no Storm so we know which is more powerful!! Storm by 20!
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Elephant Conference:
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AFF vs. Nairobi Warthogs:
After Punk and the Warlords turned the Warthogs upside down I'm sure that they have refocused.. maybe they spent too much time on SoA and got caught in the Warlords trap.. good news is this game helps the right the ship. The Warthogs will run through the Freedom Fighters like a paper wall in front of a all you can eat grass and berries buffet! Nairobi by 27
Rhodesia Ratels vs. The African Predators:
Two teams holding on for dear life to the tail end of the playoffs! The Ratels need another win to gain a little security.. the Predators need a win to tie the Ratels.. RJ said that the Predators don't like to win 2 in a row.. and we all know that lions are afraid of mice (so imagine what a supersized mouse with a bad attitued would do to them).. Ratels by 9
Uganda Mounties vs. Egyptian War Gods:
I have a feeling the War Gods are really tired of seeing the backside of the woodshed.. this might be there chance.. The Mounties meanwhile started out 4-4 but have been getting rolled game after game after game (that's 3 in a row by the way).. I'll go out on a limb and say the WVU squad is too busy with BBall and the War Gods are busy with pride! EWG by 6
GRiTS vs. Mauritius Mountain Lions:
Good win last week for the Lions which has to make them feel better.. but now back to the welcome to APL tour for you.. I heard the message sent from GRiTS to the MML locker room read "you will not enjoy this.. and it will not be over quickly"
GRiTS by 50+
Huskies vs. Sons of Anubis:
The Sons have been struggling as of late.. but the Huskies better not think that's good news for them.. an angry SoA team isn't good news for anybody.. Huskies good news is you're first! SoA by 40
Somalia Warlords vs. Carthage Clash:
Rumor is you could here the soundtrack for How Stella Got Her Groove Back playing in Punk's office for the last two weeks.. and they have.. bad news is they now get to deal with Hays and his Clash power house.. but they've been quiet which either means they're really busy planning... or they think they can sleep walk through the rest of their schedule.. which never works out well (ask WWR).. don't sleep on the Warlords.. Somalia by 6
Kickin Djibouti vs. Cracker Party:
Have you ever seen what happens when you kick a cracker? It's something like this http://www.youtube.com/user/ultraslo?feature=pyv&ad=3687807165&kw=exploding&gclid=CLj4-MqRnaACFRAeDQodomKlaA#p/u/0/TyTyjNIorhE
**Pirgos Warlords vs. Swaziland Dachshunds
*Elephant GAME OF THE WEEK
This is going to be the game to watch.. two teams that intend to shut you down with their defense and run the ball down your throat like you're porn star (sorry couldn't include the link I had picked out for that one).. This one just might come down to who has the ball last.. but after seeing first had what Pirgos did last week.. I'll give Ditka & Company credit.. I'll take the Warlords by 7!
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African Fever vs. War Elephants:
Two strong teams just on the outside of some Home Playoff $$ and both looking to stay as close to the top as possible. The War Elephants are coming off a tough loss and looking to get back to their winning ways while the Fever just finished showing everybody else how little I know about predicting games on the Lion side!
Is it possible that I tiny little mosquito can take down a War Elephant.. yes it is.. and again this game it's the Elephants turnovers that will bite (or sting) them in the butt!! You heard it right.. Fever by 9!Nigeria Nightmares vs. Red River:
The Nightmares survived a "scare" last game.. while RRR has fallen flat since the upset of Swaziland.. two teams on the outside of the playoffs looking in right now.. Hopefully the Nightmares got their wake up call last game and go back to taking care of business.. business at hand is play Moses and part the Red River.. Nightmares by 7
Quad Cities Quarentine vs. Angola Dream:
This could be the game of the week.. if it was opposite week!! The Quarantine look like they've locked themselves in the closet to hide from the continual beatings they've been taking... but not even a closet can keep out the Dream(s).. Angola gets their first W of the season.. by 17
Zambezi Silverbacks vs. WWR:
This just in.. the Silverbacks have a win streak going and the Rhinos don't!! I didn't think I'd be able to type that this season! Okay.. now that those are both over back to status quo. Have you ever seen anything as mean looking as an angry charging rhino? WWR rolls in this one by 40+
**Johannesburg Jackals vs. Swaziland Semnikati:
*This is the Lion Conference GAME OF THE WEEK!
The Jackals are rolling.. starting the season 1-6 but rolling up 4 wins in a row including the suprise of the week last week against WWR! While Swaziland is just taking care of business and trying to keep that home playoff $$ .. bad news for the Jackals is I think you got everybodies attention last week so I'm sure that Dave has his team ready for the battle.. this one's a coin flip and the Jackals had heads.. so JJ by 3
Tanzania Mountaineers vs. D9:
PP and company have the chemistry climbing and scoreboards failing!! After losing to WWR they're averaging 65+ a game.. and that includes games against teams sitting currently in 3rd,4th,6th,8th and 9th in the conference!! I expect noting different here.. take the seafood by 45+
Tanzania Lumberjacks vs. Rwanda Headhunters:
If the Headhunters are cannibals then they're starving right now. After a nice 4 game win streak they got doubled up by the Storm and stung repeatedly by the squeeters! Good news is the Lumberjacks come into town at just the right time.. time to feast! Rwanda by 28
Sahara Storm vs. Sahara Sand Monsters:
If SSM hadn't called it a season already I would have put more into this one because this is another good rivalry from AAA.. in reality you can't have a Sand Monster if there is no Storm so we know which is more powerful!! Storm by 20!
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Elephant Conference:
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AFF vs. Nairobi Warthogs:
After Punk and the Warlords turned the Warthogs upside down I'm sure that they have refocused.. maybe they spent too much time on SoA and got caught in the Warlords trap.. good news is this game helps the right the ship. The Warthogs will run through the Freedom Fighters like a paper wall in front of a all you can eat grass and berries buffet! Nairobi by 27
Rhodesia Ratels vs. The African Predators:
Two teams holding on for dear life to the tail end of the playoffs! The Ratels need another win to gain a little security.. the Predators need a win to tie the Ratels.. RJ said that the Predators don't like to win 2 in a row.. and we all know that lions are afraid of mice (so imagine what a supersized mouse with a bad attitued would do to them).. Ratels by 9
Uganda Mounties vs. Egyptian War Gods:
I have a feeling the War Gods are really tired of seeing the backside of the woodshed.. this might be there chance.. The Mounties meanwhile started out 4-4 but have been getting rolled game after game after game (that's 3 in a row by the way).. I'll go out on a limb and say the WVU squad is too busy with BBall and the War Gods are busy with pride! EWG by 6
GRiTS vs. Mauritius Mountain Lions:
Good win last week for the Lions which has to make them feel better.. but now back to the welcome to APL tour for you.. I heard the message sent from GRiTS to the MML locker room read "you will not enjoy this.. and it will not be over quickly"
GRiTS by 50+
Huskies vs. Sons of Anubis:
The Sons have been struggling as of late.. but the Huskies better not think that's good news for them.. an angry SoA team isn't good news for anybody.. Huskies good news is you're first! SoA by 40
Somalia Warlords vs. Carthage Clash:
Rumor is you could here the soundtrack for How Stella Got Her Groove Back playing in Punk's office for the last two weeks.. and they have.. bad news is they now get to deal with Hays and his Clash power house.. but they've been quiet which either means they're really busy planning... or they think they can sleep walk through the rest of their schedule.. which never works out well (ask WWR).. don't sleep on the Warlords.. Somalia by 6
Kickin Djibouti vs. Cracker Party:
Have you ever seen what happens when you kick a cracker? It's something like this http://www.youtube.com/user/ultraslo?feature=pyv&ad=3687807165&kw=exploding&gclid=CLj4-MqRnaACFRAeDQodomKlaA#p/u/0/TyTyjNIorhE
**Pirgos Warlords vs. Swaziland Dachshunds
*Elephant GAME OF THE WEEK
This is going to be the game to watch.. two teams that intend to shut you down with their defense and run the ball down your throat like you're porn star (sorry couldn't include the link I had picked out for that one).. This one just might come down to who has the ball last.. but after seeing first had what Pirgos did last week.. I'll give Ditka & Company credit.. I'll take the Warlords by 7!
*anyone looking?*
*I wasn't sleeping*
