Like a bad case of the herpes that keeps cropping up after antibiotics the Kansas City Rams are back in the Game of the Week with their juiced up offense. It makes for a very entertaining game. Would it be enough to tread on the Radicals home playoff aspirations? Let's take a look:
The Radicals get the ball first and on a 3rd and 11.5 go deep, but Sticky Stinky picks off the pass:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8234788
This type of interception is almost like a punt, the Radicals are able to withstand the turnover when Darrell Shut Downer deflects this 4th and 10 pass on the Providence 45:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8234788
Providence comes right back down to open the scoring, this 22-yard pass from Danny Carey to Dragon Wall sets the tone:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8235376
Moreno to Aht Namas for an 11-yard TD:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8235756
Providence 7 - Kansas City 0
The Radicals are rolling now, this sack by Frankie Fazool forces a three and out:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8236126
Then Moreno gets hot and hits two 20+ yard passes, the last one a 25-yard TD strike to Joey Tazer that had us energized:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8236344
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8236571
Providence 14 - Kansas City 0
The Rams quick strike offense horns in on the shutout. A 76-yard strike from Warren Namath to Greedy Speedy puts them on the board. You may know it's coming but stopping it is an entirely different matter:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8236817
Providence 14 - Kansas City 7
Kami Kazee deflects this 3rd down pass to force a punt:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8237234
But the Rams go nowhere as Billy Burroughs deflects a pass to make them give it right back:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8237414
Wash, rinse and repeat. This time Slam Bo knocks it down to make the Radicals boot it away:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8237617
Kansas City is on the verge of tying it up as they convert a 4th and inches on the radicals 33-yard line:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8237890
But Buster Mugs forces a fumble and Fart Donovan recovers:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8237992
Sacker Backer introduces himself to Don Moreno on first down with a five-yard sack:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8238013
But that doesn't prevent the Radicals from driving the field and scoring on this 15-yard TD pass from Moreno to Sticky Quicky (I wouldn't mind a sticky quicky myself right now):
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8238392
Providence 21 - Kansas City 7
After the Rams pickup one first down, Seth Pride deflects this 3rd down pass to force a punt:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8238650
And the Radicals go up top from their own 14 out of the shotgun. This looks like one straight out of the Rams playbook. Moreno to Banks for the long TD:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8239005
Providence 28 - Kansas City 7
Another possession with a single first down as the only payout. Fazool sacks Namath to force another punt:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8239307
Then the Radicals, thinking they are scoring too fast, slow down and take most of the last five minutes off the clock on a drive that ends in a short TD pass from Boobie Loot to Louie Banks:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8239928
Providence 35 - Kansas City 7
That is the score at the half as KC misses a 58-yard FG attempt by Tom Stenerud to end the half. So 35-7, game over right? Why the heck did I pick this game to recap? Well hold on to your jockstraps sweethearts and I will show you. The third quarter has the Rams getting the ball first. But Jules Poopers sacks Mark Shark, a bad sign perhaps:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8240261
Or perhaps not, Namathcomes into the huddle and makes a shocking announcement: "Mark Shark was snorting coke before the game. If we have any chance to comeback we need to do it when I am in the game." That fired up the team and they respond with Namath's second long TD, an 86-yard connection between him and Speedy:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8240387
Providence 35 - Kansas City 14
The Radicals are still not fazed, and just go back to what they did right before the half. Pickup first downs and move the clock. Five plus minutes later the drive is capped by a Jimmy Noodles TD run on 4th and inches:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8241012
Providence 42 - Kansas City 14
The Rams are still battling, a coked-up Mark Shark hits Bam Ram for a 32-yard gain:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8241124
But it is Warren Namath who caps the drive with this 10-yard TD:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8241328
Providence 42 - Kansas City 21
The Rams defense has gotten word of the QB controversy. Sacker Backer has taken a hit of coke himself to see what his QB is experiencing. Amazingly it helps his play and this sack on 3rd and 6 forces a punt:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8241559
Poopers gets a non-enhanced sack of his own:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8241672
But the Rams pickup a the first and drive past midfield. But this 4th down deflection by Downer has the Rams turning it over on downs:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8241791
Sacker Backer and Kami Kazee get sacks against the Radicals as they start passing the white stuff around to the rest of the defense:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8241849
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8241932
It is desperation time for the Rams. The 4th quarter is underway and they are still down 21. Starting from there own 1, it doesn't look good. But three medium completions has them out to the 33:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8242040
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8242062
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8242154
But after that the well dries up, and this 4th and 10 deflection by Gary Grills gives the ball to Providence in the Rams end:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8242325
But now the coke is really affecting the Rams d, Bullz Eye slams into Jimmy Noodles and knocks the ball loose giving the Rams a faint pulse:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8242445
Then Namath inserts himself into the game and hits Rum Jum for an 83-yard TD to quicklly cut the lead to 14:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8242445
Providence 42 - Kansas City 28
Sacker Backer is still sky high and sacks Moreno for a 5-yard loss:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8242843
The Radicals punt, but the coach insists on putting Mark Shark back in the game and keeping Namath on the bench for his disobeying the coach. A great catch by Fly Bye gets them into Providence territory:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8243069
But that is it and Jules Poopers sacks a dazed Shark:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8243144
Tom Stenerud hits the FG though and it is an 11-point lead:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8243168
Providence 42 - Kansas City 31
Providence needs to run a bit and kill the clock. But the forced fumble has them scared and they pass three times, all of them incomplete. Harry Cherry with a 4th down deflection:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8243393
Namath and Shark alternate moving the Rams down the field. With 3:42 left, this Tony Saunders 1-yard TD plunge has them dreaming of the greatest comeback in the WL this season:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8243780
Providence 42 - Kansas City 38
Johnny smackem gets a 3rd down sack to force another Radicals punt:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8243911
But Fazool and Trombley each get a sack on Mark Shark to setup a 3rd and 20:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8243993
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8244016
So this is the game, Namath walks on to the field. But Shark refuses to leave. Dude, I am fine now. My head is clear, let me do my thing. Namath says ok and leaves. If there were a 12-man in the huddle penalty in GLB they would be screwed, but Bort hasn't added that yet. Shark drops back, he spots Clark down the field and heaves it. OH MY LORD! It is a perfect pass! He hauls it in and goes 73-yards for the go-ahead TD:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8244085
Two more Sacker Backer sacks and it is all over:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8244175
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8244189
Final score: Kansas City 45 - Providence 42
The Radicals get the ball first and on a 3rd and 11.5 go deep, but Sticky Stinky picks off the pass:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8234788
This type of interception is almost like a punt, the Radicals are able to withstand the turnover when Darrell Shut Downer deflects this 4th and 10 pass on the Providence 45:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8234788
Providence comes right back down to open the scoring, this 22-yard pass from Danny Carey to Dragon Wall sets the tone:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8235376
Moreno to Aht Namas for an 11-yard TD:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8235756
Providence 7 - Kansas City 0
The Radicals are rolling now, this sack by Frankie Fazool forces a three and out:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8236126
Then Moreno gets hot and hits two 20+ yard passes, the last one a 25-yard TD strike to Joey Tazer that had us energized:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8236344
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8236571
Providence 14 - Kansas City 0
The Rams quick strike offense horns in on the shutout. A 76-yard strike from Warren Namath to Greedy Speedy puts them on the board. You may know it's coming but stopping it is an entirely different matter:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8236817
Providence 14 - Kansas City 7
Kami Kazee deflects this 3rd down pass to force a punt:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8237234
But the Rams go nowhere as Billy Burroughs deflects a pass to make them give it right back:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8237414
Wash, rinse and repeat. This time Slam Bo knocks it down to make the Radicals boot it away:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8237617
Kansas City is on the verge of tying it up as they convert a 4th and inches on the radicals 33-yard line:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8237890
But Buster Mugs forces a fumble and Fart Donovan recovers:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8237992
Sacker Backer introduces himself to Don Moreno on first down with a five-yard sack:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8238013
But that doesn't prevent the Radicals from driving the field and scoring on this 15-yard TD pass from Moreno to Sticky Quicky (I wouldn't mind a sticky quicky myself right now):
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8238392
Providence 21 - Kansas City 7
After the Rams pickup one first down, Seth Pride deflects this 3rd down pass to force a punt:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8238650
And the Radicals go up top from their own 14 out of the shotgun. This looks like one straight out of the Rams playbook. Moreno to Banks for the long TD:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8239005
Providence 28 - Kansas City 7
Another possession with a single first down as the only payout. Fazool sacks Namath to force another punt:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8239307
Then the Radicals, thinking they are scoring too fast, slow down and take most of the last five minutes off the clock on a drive that ends in a short TD pass from Boobie Loot to Louie Banks:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8239928
Providence 35 - Kansas City 7
That is the score at the half as KC misses a 58-yard FG attempt by Tom Stenerud to end the half. So 35-7, game over right? Why the heck did I pick this game to recap? Well hold on to your jockstraps sweethearts and I will show you. The third quarter has the Rams getting the ball first. But Jules Poopers sacks Mark Shark, a bad sign perhaps:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8240261
Or perhaps not, Namathcomes into the huddle and makes a shocking announcement: "Mark Shark was snorting coke before the game. If we have any chance to comeback we need to do it when I am in the game." That fired up the team and they respond with Namath's second long TD, an 86-yard connection between him and Speedy:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8240387
Providence 35 - Kansas City 14
The Radicals are still not fazed, and just go back to what they did right before the half. Pickup first downs and move the clock. Five plus minutes later the drive is capped by a Jimmy Noodles TD run on 4th and inches:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8241012
Providence 42 - Kansas City 14
The Rams are still battling, a coked-up Mark Shark hits Bam Ram for a 32-yard gain:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8241124
But it is Warren Namath who caps the drive with this 10-yard TD:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8241328
Providence 42 - Kansas City 21
The Rams defense has gotten word of the QB controversy. Sacker Backer has taken a hit of coke himself to see what his QB is experiencing. Amazingly it helps his play and this sack on 3rd and 6 forces a punt:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8241559
Poopers gets a non-enhanced sack of his own:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8241672
But the Rams pickup a the first and drive past midfield. But this 4th down deflection by Downer has the Rams turning it over on downs:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8241791
Sacker Backer and Kami Kazee get sacks against the Radicals as they start passing the white stuff around to the rest of the defense:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8241849
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8241932
It is desperation time for the Rams. The 4th quarter is underway and they are still down 21. Starting from there own 1, it doesn't look good. But three medium completions has them out to the 33:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8242040
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8242062
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8242154
But after that the well dries up, and this 4th and 10 deflection by Gary Grills gives the ball to Providence in the Rams end:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8242325
But now the coke is really affecting the Rams d, Bullz Eye slams into Jimmy Noodles and knocks the ball loose giving the Rams a faint pulse:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8242445
Then Namath inserts himself into the game and hits Rum Jum for an 83-yard TD to quicklly cut the lead to 14:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8242445
Providence 42 - Kansas City 28
Sacker Backer is still sky high and sacks Moreno for a 5-yard loss:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8242843
The Radicals punt, but the coach insists on putting Mark Shark back in the game and keeping Namath on the bench for his disobeying the coach. A great catch by Fly Bye gets them into Providence territory:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8243069
But that is it and Jules Poopers sacks a dazed Shark:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8243144
Tom Stenerud hits the FG though and it is an 11-point lead:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8243168
Providence 42 - Kansas City 31
Providence needs to run a bit and kill the clock. But the forced fumble has them scared and they pass three times, all of them incomplete. Harry Cherry with a 4th down deflection:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8243393
Namath and Shark alternate moving the Rams down the field. With 3:42 left, this Tony Saunders 1-yard TD plunge has them dreaming of the greatest comeback in the WL this season:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8243780
Providence 42 - Kansas City 38
Johnny smackem gets a 3rd down sack to force another Radicals punt:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8243911
But Fazool and Trombley each get a sack on Mark Shark to setup a 3rd and 20:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8243993
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8244016
So this is the game, Namath walks on to the field. But Shark refuses to leave. Dude, I am fine now. My head is clear, let me do my thing. Namath says ok and leaves. If there were a 12-man in the huddle penalty in GLB they would be screwed, but Bort hasn't added that yet. Shark drops back, he spots Clark down the field and heaves it. OH MY LORD! It is a perfect pass! He hauls it in and goes 73-yards for the go-ahead TD:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8244085
Two more Sacker Backer sacks and it is all over:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8244175
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079717&pbp_id=8244189
Final score: Kansas City 45 - Providence 42