Warrior General Games

I think this game is going to wear me out. But there are not too many games that finish within 10 points and the over is in well over triple digits. Let's get started, I haven't seen this much scoring since Jenna Jameson tried to take on 100 guys at once.

Ministry of Dotball gets the ball first after a touchback. In a portent of things to come the connect on an 80-yard pass on the first play from scrimmage. Pocket Pool to Sonic The Hedgehog for six and a ton of golden rings:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5567101

Ministry 7 - Kansas City 0

The Rams get the ball and convert a 4th and 1 on their own 29:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5567686

But three plays later Mark Shark is picked off by Sephiroth Jenova, who returns it past midfield:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5567946

Four plays later ManOh Man rushes it in from 5-yards out:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5568415

Ministry 14 - Kansas City 0

Stone Watkins gets a sack on 3rd and 10 to force a punt:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5568604

It seems like this one will be a rout, but KC pulls a minor upset by getting a stop on MOD on 3rd and 5, Harry Cherry with the deflection:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5568958

The Rams are pinned deep in there own end. On 3rd and 11.5 from there own 8 they strike gold. A 92-yard pass from Mark Shark to Greedy Speedy. Note this formation all, as this play works several times against one of the best dotball teams out there. Good scouting and game-planning by KC:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5569327

Ministry 14 - Kansas City 7

Ray Gun gets a deflection on 3rd down to hold MOD to a FG:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5569842

Ministry 17 - Kansas City 7

The Rams take over but Naruto sacks Warren Namath on 1st down:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5569944

Here is that play again, it only goes for 10 as the SS is in the right spot:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5569980

D League Super StrongS heretofore known as StrongS, as I sure as hell ain't typing the fullname out again, gets a deflection to force a Rams punt:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5570017

MOD takes over but Elmer Fudd is sacked by Sacker Backer to force a punt:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5570227

The Rams put together an unusual drive. Taking 12-plays and almost five minutes to go from their 13 to midfield. A failed 4th down try (4th and 10, Jenova deflection) gives MOD a short field:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5570749

But they can't do much with the break and faced with a 4th and 8 from nearly the same spot, thanks to this Sticky Quicky deflection, they punt instead of go:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5570870

Almost a carbon copy of the previous drive, starting from their own 11 they drive to midfield. Facing a 4th and 10.5 from just past midfield they go and a deflection by 40th Roster Spot gives MOD another short field:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5571454

And again the Rams defense stands tall. After being caught off-guard by the speed of MOD they have now adjusted. Sticky Stinky deflects this pass to force the punt:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5571552

MOD holds their ground again. Meso Hornie knocks loose and deflects this pass to force a punt:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5571768

The punt is poor, and MOD's decision to punt and take the field position pays off. The 32-yard punt gives MOD the ball at the Rams 41:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5571824

Fudd to D League Tight End for 23 gets them inside FG range:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5571978

Pool to Dee Z. Nuhutts for the 8.5-yard TD:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5572011

Ministry 24 - Kansas City 7

That would mark the longest time in the game between scores. From 5:13 in the first until 3:01 left in the half no points were scored. Now it is track meet time.

Here comes 'that' play again, Shark to Speedy for a 66-yard TD:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5572368

Ministry 24 - Kansas City 14

MOD answers, Fudd to Sonic for 80-yards:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5572824

Ministry 31 - Kansas City 14

The Rams get bite off big chunks on the next drive instead of one big swallow. Shark to Mark Clark (hey, that rhymes!) for 28:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5572950

Namath to Speedy for 22:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5573078

Namath to Speedy for 29-yards and the TD:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5573161

Ministry 31 - Kansas City 21

Fudd to Sonic for their bread and butter play, this one goes 69-yards and a TD:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5573493

Ministry 38 - Kansas City 21

With :36 left in the half Shark hits Clark for 32-yards to barely get them in FG range:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5573599

Tom Stenerud nails a 65-yard FG with :27 left:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5573647

Ministry 38 - Kansas City 24

That is the half right? Wrong! With :22 left and two timeouts MOD has all the time they need. Pool to Gee Gee Digger for 11.5:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5573739

Pool to Tight End for 15.5:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5573785

:10 left and no timeouts, so MOD *needs* to score here or time will run out. No problem apparently, Fudd to Magic Trick for 53-yards and a TD:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5573856

Ministry 45 - Kansas City 24

The Rams get the ball first in the third quarter. But Pie and Punch forces a fumble and Perl Jam recovers it:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5574195

A few plays later, Beanie Thunder Wells crashes in from 8-yards out for the TD:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5574425

Ministry 52 - Kansas City 24

Now that should end the game right? 28-point lead, 9:00 left in the third quarter that is game over time isn't it? Against the Ministry with most opponents you would be correct. But KC is not most teams, and they start to fight back. They convert a 4th and inches here:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5574626

And get a TD on another instance of the HB pass, Shark to Speedy for a 37-yard TD:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5575044

Ministry 52 - Kansas City 31

Ministry drive to the Rams 5.5, but this third down sack by Sacker Backer forces them to settle for a FG:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5575581

Ministry 55 - Kansas City 31

The Rams get the ball back and need to score on every possession to have a chance. On 4th and 1 they call for Tony Sanders to run and he busts it 37-yards:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5575885

Then Shark to Rum Jum for 22:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5575991

Shark to Speedy for the short TD:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5576078

Ministry 55 - Kansas City 38

Just when it was getting interesting MOD drops a turd in the punch bowl with their go-to play. Fudd to Sonic for 80-yards:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5576240

Ministry 62 - Kansas City 38

With only 10 minutes left in the game, the Rams *have* to score and they need it quick. They get one out of two, they get a TD on this huge 4th and G conversion from the 2, but they eat up 4:05 of time leaving only 6:02 in the game:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5576876

Ministry 62 - Kansas City 45

KC needs a stop and they get it. Run Gun stops Keak Da Sneak for a one-yard loss on 3rd and 2.5:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5577077

They need a TD quick, they go back to their money play and it works like a charm. Shark to Speedy for 83-yards and a TD:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5577267

Ministry 62 - Kansas City 52

Within 10 now, under two minutes left. Plenty of teams have pulled out a win in this scenario. But you need a stop. Instead it is Pocket Pool hitting Magic Trick on 3rd and 8 for a 64-yard TD:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5577538

Ministry 69 - Kansas City 52

Shark still isn't giving up and goes to a new trick in his bag. Shark to Clark for 80-yards and a TD with 1:04 left int he game:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5577640

Ministry 69 - Kansas City 59

A pick or fumble might give the Rams life. Instead it is a 101-yard kickoff return by D League C B to seal the win:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5577807

Ministry 76 - Kansas City 59

The Rams have one more bit of life as Shark goes to the well one last time and hits Speedy for an 80-yard TD connection to make the final score respectable:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5577945

Ministry of Dotball 76 - Kansas City Rams 66

Whew!!! Loads of highlight plays there. Fun game to watch. Not many teams will be able to hang with MOD but KC gave them a slight scare. It was a unique score at any rate.

Herculean effort by the teams and the author. Kudos.

Crazy ass game

and Sonic = Most dangerous WR in GLB tbh

Originally posted by PLAYMAKERS
Originally posted by kalkmanc

Crazy ass game

and Sonic = Most dangerous WR in GLB tbh

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=787626

more consistent, but not more dangerous...sonic I'd say has a higher chance of scoring every time he catches the ball than any WR

Can we say defense?

Originally posted by mwoods07
Can we say defense?

Yes. Next Question.

Originally posted by RHIT Legend
Yes. Next Question.

Wait, where is your WL affiliation? Groupies don't count...

Originally posted by kalkmanc
more consistent, but not more dangerous...sonic I'd say has a higher chance of scoring every time he catches the ball than any WR

looks like you did something to sonic to really get him going. he has started exploding stat wise where he wasn't so good for the majority of his career. i'm thinking awe inspiring and some sort of equipment shift to break tackle %

Originally posted by PLAYMAKERS
Originally posted by kalkmanc

more consistent, but not more dangerous...sonic I'd say has a higher chance of scoring every time he catches the ball than any WR

looks like you did something to sonic to really get him going. he has started exploding stat wise where he wasn't so good for the majority of his career. i'm thinking awe inspiring and some sort of equipment shift to break tackle %

10 mentor..thats the secret recipe

Originally posted by PLAYMAKERS
looks like you did something to sonic to really get him going. he has started exploding stat wise where he wasn't so good for the majority of his career. i'm thinking awe inspiring and some sort of equipment shift to break tackle %

VA's that are not for a returner.

IMO wasted career

Originally posted by crazy454
Originally posted by PLAYMAKERS

looks like you did something to sonic to really get him going. he has started exploding stat wise where he wasn't so good for the majority of his career. i'm thinking awe inspiring and some sort of equipment shift to break tackle %

VA's that are not for a returner.

IMO wasted career

maybe a wasted season 12...but before that he wasnt close to his build now..and before his returning days of 3 seasons he pretty much sucked

Tom Stenerud nails a 65-yard FG with :27 left:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5573647

Best part of the entire game imo

Originally posted by ddingo
Tom Stenerud nails a 65-yard FG with :27 left:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1079743&pbp_id=5573647

Best part of the entire game imo

i know..i was like wtf

Originally posted by mwoods07
Wait, where is your WL affiliation? Groupies don't count...

GM of the Octopi. More than enough.