Warrior General Games

Here's what the program says after week 1.
Selections:
Include Preseason and Regular Season
Weight - Pre-Season 1, Regular Season 2
Include team talent


Rnk ... Off ... Def ... SoS ... Team
1 ........ 2 ........ 1 ........ 0.333 ........ Aviemore Angels
2 ........ 5 ........ 2 ........ 0.333 ........ Quebec Eagles
3 ........ 7 ........ 4 ........ 0.333 ........ Gulf Coast Raiders
4 ........ 3 ........ 7 ........ 0.444 ........ Midwest Angler Management
5 ........ 1 ........ 5 ........ 0.222 ........ Revelstoke Reapers
6 ........ 6 ........ 3 ........ 0.111 ........ Demon Llamas
7 ........ 15 ........ 11 ........ 0.667 ........ Lexington Minutemen
8 ........ 4 ........ 6 ........ 0.111 ........ Pretty Hate Machine
9 ........ 9 ........ 15 ........ 0.667 ........ Arctic Smurfin' Wolfpack
10 ........ 11 ........ 9 ........ 0.444 ........ Washington Bulldogs
11 ........ 10 ........ 12 ........ 0.222 ........ Pucón Hell Babies
12 ........ 13 ........ 14 ........ 0.556 ........ Caracas Maracas
13 ........ 8 ........ 8 ........ 0.889 ........ Komodo Dragon
14 ........ 12 ........ 10 ........ 0.444 ........ Beijing Beaver Sniffers
15 ........ 20 ........ 22 ........ 0.667 ........ Chernobyl Holocausts
16 ........ 19 ........ 17 ........ 0.778 ........ S-Mart Shoppers
17 ........ 22 ........ 16 ........ 0.444 ........ Warburg Ballhawks
18 ........ 14 ........ 21 ........ 0.222 ........ Cincinnati White Tigers
19 ........ 27 ........ 29 ........ 0.778 ........ Philadelphia Penguins
20 ........ 16 ........ 19 ........ 0.000 ........ The Screeming Falcons
21 ........ 18 ........ 13 ........ 0.444 ........ Floridia State Seminoles
22 ........ 25 ........ 20 ........ 0.444 ........ San Jose SkyForce
23 ........ 26 ........ 23 ........ 0.333 ........ Johnsonville Brats
24 ........ 17 ........ 27 ........ 0.111 ........ Rochester Nighthawks
25 ........ 24 ........ 24 ........ 0.556 ........ Miami Spartans
26 ........ 21 ........ 26 ........ 1.000 ........ Hospitalet Pioners
27 ........ 28 ........ 18 ........ 0.889 ........ Herne Wolverines
28 ........ 30 ........ 32 ........ 0.778 ........ Wolverine Hunters
29 ........ 23 ........ 30 ........ 0.889 ........ Cork City Chargers
30 ........ 31 ........ 28 ........ 0.778 ........ PTOWN PIRATES
31 ........ 32 ........ 31 ........ 0.556 ........ Pangea uberDrifters
32 ........ 29 ........ 25 ........ 0.556 ........ Boston Patriots

It has been a while since I have seen the Bulldogs in the top half of a season ranking. We have been in the cellar the last couple season but I don't expect it to be that way this season.

I certainly can't complain about the CPU rankings this week.

Biggest joke I've ever seen. I own the Raiders and say the Reapers will win it all. Try again.

This is what the script has to say after 2 games.

Rnk ... Off ... Def ... SoS ... Team
1 ........ 4 ........ 2 ........ 0.520 ........ Gulf Coast Raiders
2 ........ 2 ........ 4 ........ 0.520 ........ Midwest Angler Management
3 ........ 3 ........ 3 ........ 0.400 ........ Aviemore Angels
4 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.160 ........ Revelstoke Reapers
5 ........ 6 ........ 12 ........ 0.560 ........ Arctic Smurfin' Wolfpack
6 ........ 12 ........ 11 ........ 0.520 ........ Caracas Maracas
7 ........ 8 ........ 6 ........ 0.280 ........ Demon Llamas
8 ........ 11 ........ 16 ........ 0.360 ........ Cincinnati White Tigers
9 ........ 5 ........ 5 ........ 0.360 ........ Pucón Hell Babies
10 ........ 14 ........ 9 ........ 0.400 ........ Lexington Minutemen
11 ........ 10 ........ 10 ........ 0.640 ........ Komodo Dragon
12 ........ 13 ........ 14 ........ 0.520 ........ Washington Bulldogs
13 ........ 7 ........ 8 ........ 0.480 ........ Quebec Eagles
14 ........ 25 ........ 25 ........ 0.600 ........ Philadelphia Penguins
15 ........ 9 ........ 7 ........ 0.400 ........ Pretty Hate Machine
16 ........ 21 ........ 13 ........ 0.640 ........ Warburg Ballhawks
17 ........ 23 ........ 22 ........ 0.720 ........ Miami Spartans
18 ........ 15 ........ 18 ........ 0.520 ........ San Jose SkyForce
19 ........ 19 ........ 17 ........ 0.600 ........ S-Mart Shoppers
20 ........ 22 ........ 19 ........ 0.240 ........ Johnsonville Brats
21 ........ 18 ........ 29 ........ 0.240 ........ Rochester Nighthawks
22 ........ 17 ........ 23 ........ 0.080 ........ The Screeming Falcons
23 ........ 16 ........ 15 ........ 0.360 ........ Beijing Beaver Sniffers
24 ........ 20 ........ 21 ........ 0.520 ........ Floridia State Seminoles
25 ........ 26 ........ 24 ........ 0.520 ........ Chernobyl Holocausts
26 ........ 31 ........ 20 ........ 0.760 ........ Herne Wolverines
27 ........ 30 ........ 26 ........ 0.720 ........ Boston Patriots
28 ........ 24 ........ 28 ........ 0.760 ........ Hospitalet Pioners
29 ........ 28 ........ 30 ........ 0.680 ........ PTOWN PIRATES
30 ........ 27 ........ 27 ........ 0.720 ........ Cork City Chargers
31 ........ 29 ........ 31 ........ 0.640 ........ Wolverine Hunters
32 ........ 32 ........ 32 ........ 0.560 ........ Pangea uberDrifters

Yep Rev. It has been a long time coming for us. I tell you something, THE BEST IS YET TO COME!!! Go bulldogs.

Originally posted by pjsebas
This is what the script should say after 2 games.

Rnk ... Off ... Def ... SoS ... Team
1 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.160 ........ Revelstoke Reapers
a bunch of other teams that have no hope of winning a championship this season

fyp

I mean seriously, have you looked at their roster? They could run default AI and go undefeated this year. Random example: http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=1231604 The aged Mr. Naut is a hextuple-red shirt junior, starting the year at the ripe old age of 32. He spent a couple of decades earlier in his life in the weight room, watching game film from the sidelines while being paid a hefty salary.

lol, i didn't create the script, i just ran it. It usually sucks early but it gets better as more regular season games are played.

If it used blowout stats we would be lucky to be in the top 15, haha. Bort's formula for blowout games really sucks.

Originally posted by pjsebas
lol, i didn't create the script, i just ran it. It usually sucks early but it gets better as more regular season games are played.

If it used blowout stats we would be lucky to be in the top 15, haha. Bort's formula for blowout games really sucks.

I think you miss the point. Your team is so far out of our league's "level" the season is literally over for all of us. I busted my ass to recruit the team I have as did everyone else in cap 22. There are posts in the trade forum that read "Will Suck Dick for a Level 22 Anything and Pay Max Cash". It's probably the best team I've put together. We'll go 15-1 and get nothing this season because of your team and bullshit tactics. Your team will never amount to anything above AAA. Enjoy your minor league trophies.

So now you want to make a "League Ranking Thread". Are you just fucking stupid? Fuck you and fuck SSB teams. Don't try to pretend there is some mystery in what is going to happen.

Originally posted by chili74
I think you miss the point. Your team is so far out of our league's "level" the season is literally over for all of us. I busted my ass to recruit the team I have as did everyone else in cap 22. There are posts in the trade forum that read "Will Suck Dick for a Level 22 Anything and Pay Max Cash". It's probably the best team I've put together. We'll go 15-1 and get nothing this season because of your team and bullshit tactics. Your team will never amount to anything above AAA. Enjoy your minor league trophies.

So now you want to make a "League Ranking Thread". Are you just fucking stupid? Fuck you and fuck SSB teams. Don't try to pretend there is some mystery in what is going to happen.

No I think u missed the point...these rankings don't mean anything til week 8

Originally posted by chili74
I think you miss the point. Your team is so far out of our league's "level" the season is literally over for all of us. I busted my ass to recruit the team I have as did everyone else in cap 22. There are posts in the trade forum that read "Will Suck Dick for a Level 22 Anything and Pay Max Cash". It's probably the best team I've put together. We'll go 15-1 and get nothing this season because of your team and bullshit tactics. Your team will never amount to anything above AAA. Enjoy your minor league trophies.

So now you want to make a "League Ranking Thread". Are you just fucking stupid? Fuck you and fuck SSB teams. Don't try to pretend there is some mystery in what is going to happen.

What an angry little boy you are. Maybe you should get a girlfriend... or boyfriend since you "will suck dick for a level 22 anything".

We tried to get our team moved into one of the elite leagues so there would be more competition but GLB wouldn't do it. We already posted we were sorry about that to everyone in this league in another thread.

Should I feel sorry for you because you had to recruite this season? I don't. It took a lot of planning and patience to build this SSB team and it's doing just what we expected it would. Go cry to someone that cares or start another thread about how SSB'ing sucks.

I also don't see your team going 15-1. Midwest Angler Management is another team that will beat you this season.

Originally posted by chili74
I think you miss the point. Your team is so far out of our league's "level" the season is literally over for all of us. I busted my ass to recruit the team I have as did everyone else in cap 22. There are posts in the trade forum that read "Will Suck Dick for a Level 22 Anything and Pay Max Cash". It's probably the best team I've put together. We'll go 15-1 and get nothing this season because of your team and bullshit tactics. Your team will never amount to anything above AAA. Enjoy your minor league trophies.

So now you want to make a "League Ranking Thread". Are you just fucking stupid? Fuck you and fuck SSB teams. Don't try to pretend there is some mystery in what is going to happen.

Wow, sounds like someone needs to change his tampon.

LOL @ 285 day old dots playing against my 84 day old dots.

Yeah, they'll get the trophy. Too bad Bort can't put an asterisk next to it.

I'm really not worried about it though. Trophies in the minors mean nothing due to these types of shenanigans and the sheer number of CPUs and gut jobs in these leagues. They are LOLtrophies.

If trophies mean nothing in the minors why do people get pissed about SSB teams?