Editor's note: the team of rankings professionals received a major assist from Bort this week, as the world league teams for season 14 are actually on the league page now, and we don't have to guess and/or think.
1) Halifax Explosion...As the preseason marches on, it's become clear that any hopes of other teams contending for the title are fading fast. A team hasn't been this dominant since we stacked our dodgeball team in fifth grade gym class.
2) Moose Jaw Fightin' Hobos...A newcomer to the rankings this week, the Hobos combine all the prowess of Halifax with a surprise appearance by track6track7. This formidable team is only being held back from the one spot by the nagging issue of being in an unknown minor league.
3) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals...KKAR had a bit of a setback this week, as they are apparently not in the World League for season 14. No matter, though, as this committee shows no bias. Ketchican continues to prove that they can hang with the best, and continue to baffle all statistical analysis and previous USAPL team trends.
4) Bonn Dynamo...Not going to dance around it, we straight up forgot about them last time. As the inventors of zone defense, they earn the four hole this time around.
5) Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons...Tautology posted some epic excel formula confusion...somewhere. He tossed out jargon like array and SUM. That's enough to hold steady at five this time around.
6) Cobra Kai...The Kai would probably hold a higher spot in the rankings, except I haven't seen a single fascinating thing out of them this week. The committee is eagerly anticipating their coming match up with Tea Baggins' Retirement. Also, 19-20.
7) Providence Radicals...The Radicals had a bye week, and have the misfortune of dropping a spot due to some exceptional performances from other teams while they were idle.
8) Port Harcourt Playmakers...Unfortunately for the rest of you, they only seem to post in team forums these days. No worries however, as they are kid tested, mom approved.
9) Monmouth Evil Monkeys...Addition by subtraction.
10) Boston Dogs...After posting up a storm in their debut, the Dogs have failed to impress in subsequent days. They need to step up their game if they hope to stay in the rankings.
1) Halifax Explosion...As the preseason marches on, it's become clear that any hopes of other teams contending for the title are fading fast. A team hasn't been this dominant since we stacked our dodgeball team in fifth grade gym class.
2) Moose Jaw Fightin' Hobos...A newcomer to the rankings this week, the Hobos combine all the prowess of Halifax with a surprise appearance by track6track7. This formidable team is only being held back from the one spot by the nagging issue of being in an unknown minor league.
3) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals...KKAR had a bit of a setback this week, as they are apparently not in the World League for season 14. No matter, though, as this committee shows no bias. Ketchican continues to prove that they can hang with the best, and continue to baffle all statistical analysis and previous USAPL team trends.
4) Bonn Dynamo...Not going to dance around it, we straight up forgot about them last time. As the inventors of zone defense, they earn the four hole this time around.
5) Machu Picchu Hidden Dragons...Tautology posted some epic excel formula confusion...somewhere. He tossed out jargon like array and SUM. That's enough to hold steady at five this time around.
6) Cobra Kai...The Kai would probably hold a higher spot in the rankings, except I haven't seen a single fascinating thing out of them this week. The committee is eagerly anticipating their coming match up with Tea Baggins' Retirement. Also, 19-20.
7) Providence Radicals...The Radicals had a bye week, and have the misfortune of dropping a spot due to some exceptional performances from other teams while they were idle.
8) Port Harcourt Playmakers...Unfortunately for the rest of you, they only seem to post in team forums these days. No worries however, as they are kid tested, mom approved.
9) Monmouth Evil Monkeys...Addition by subtraction.
10) Boston Dogs...After posting up a storm in their debut, the Dogs have failed to impress in subsequent days. They need to step up their game if they hope to stay in the rankings.
