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What exactly is broken penis syndrome?
It's what we call penile fracture. It is a severe form of bending injury to the erect penis that occurs when a membrane called the tunica albuginea tears. The tunica albuginea surrounds the corpora cavernosa, specialized spongy tissue in the core of the penis that fills up with blood during an erection. When the tunica albuginea tears, the blood that is normally confined to this space leaks out into other tissues. You get bruising and swelling.

I had a Hemorrhoid flare Thursday night. never had one. fucking hurts. no one will rub cream on it so its hard as shit to do it yourself. plus I sit all day at my job so that does not help.

i once found my girlfriends pubic hair in my mouth. not nice.

lol. too much info from both of you.

a buddy of mine peed is his ex girlfriend mouthwash. he actually has a name for that in the Urban Dictionary that got approved. its a Dirty Fidel.

the other definition of a dirty fidel is pretty brutal.

lmaoooo.......im sure it is

Originally posted by Moondog19
i once found my girlfriends pubic hair in my mouth. not nice.



Buy her a razor!

I have a friend that somehow peed in a girls vagina during sex....

Rookie no doubt!!

I'll bet he didn''t get seconds! Idiot!

Originally posted by babymaker07
I have a friend that somehow peed in a girls vagina during sex....

How in the hell?!

My girlfriend and I were bored one time. So we bought wax and waxed each other. It hurts and it sucks.
My ass and sack were sooooo smooth though. We made funny noises when we bumped uglies. We kept giggling listening to ourselves make sweet music. lol

The worst thing though. Was that every bead of sweat that went down my back, went right down the crack of my ass faster than a diarhea shart! You could feel every drop run down your canyon.

Sucked for like a week until i was able to grow my peach fuzz back.

lol.

lol. this thread alone should make more people come read these forums..

was on a one night stand in first year of college with this german girl who was fairly hot, even by my standards! anyway was fucking her sideways and missionary but she kept flailing about like a fucking dolphin and making dolphin noises so i told her i wasnt bloody enjoying it cos of it and i said why dont you go on top if your so up for jumping around on my dick. but she amazing said she was too shy to, but it was cool if i did her frm behind! WTF?!? how can a girl say they are too nervous about going on top but dont mind it from behind!? i couldnt get a good angle so i stood up on the bed and it was going well until her housemate knocked on the door looking for condoms so she could have sex with her boyfriend. the knock scared the shit outta me and i fell off the bed, really hurting my cock in the process. needless to say she wasnt happy i jumped off the bed, her pussy was raw. went to sleep after that. ahh.

Originally posted by Moondog19
was on a one night stand in first year of college with this german girl who was fairly hot, even by my standards! anyway was fucking her sideways and missionary but she kept flailing about like a fucking dolphin and making dolphin noises so i told her i wasnt bloody enjoying it cos of it and i said why dont you go on top if your so up for jumping around on my dick. but she amazing said she was too shy to, but it was cool if i did her frm behind! WTF?!? how can a girl say they are too nervous about going on top but dont mind it from behind!? i couldnt get a good angle so i stood up on the bed and it was going well until her housemate knocked on the door looking for condoms so she could have sex with her boyfriend. the knock scared the shit outta me and i fell off the bed, really hurting my cock in the process. needless to say she wasnt happy i jumped off the bed, her pussy was raw. went to sleep after that. ahh.

epic or wierd even for moondog?