Welcome to the Championship Issue!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJmr5CKY73M
The Pimp Cup is now within reach of two teams and they can both smell victory……or they could be smelling me because I just farted.
Whose name will we be putting up on the Pimp Cup wall of champions?
Whose name will be added to the list?
Who will be joining this elite group of teams that have claimed their spot in history by winning the fabled Pimp Cup?
Season 5 – Banghazi Barbary Lions
Season 6 – Pretoria Pigs
Season 7 – Czech Yourself
Season 8 – Paris Smexies
Season 9 – Wildflecken Wolverines
Season 10 – Banja Luka Funky Bunch
Season 11 – Pirgos Warlords
Season 12 - ????? – will your team name be placed here?
It can only be one of two teams and this is the game that decides it!
The Ukraine Freight Train or the Warsaw Gods of War!
How did each team get here? Well glad you asked.
Let’s take a closer look at our two contenders…………
Warsaw Gods of War got here by winning 15 regular season games. They dominated the regular season with their only loss coming in the last game of the season. They passed their way to the playoffs, but have a very effective ground game.
They marched their way through the playoffs by getting wins over the Bootleggers and Reivers in Rounds 1 and 2.
In the Zeta title match they squeaked out a 17-16 win over the Kaunas Archangels to earn there right to be here today.
They favor wearing polyester knits and drink Ovaltine before every game.
Ukraine Freight Train blew through the regular season with a perfect 16-0 record. They dominated from start to finish and were hardly challenged through out the regular season.
The ground game is their bread and butter. They rush to the left, they rush to the right, they rush up the middle, it doesn’t matter to them, that’s just how they roll.
They beat the Baby Chickens in Round 1 and the Lumberjacks in Round 2.
In Round 3 they had their toughest contest of the season, but prevailed with a 38-31 win over the Funky Bunch.
They never shower after games and they have to call their parents to pick them up after games.
So that’s how they did it. Congrats!
I think it’s time to head off to the game so let me call my mom to pick me up and take us all over there.
Anyone have to go potty before we go?
………thirty minutes later……….
Thanks mom.
Does everyone have their ticket? Pedro?
As soon as we get in, we get our snacks then head straight to our seats. No nachos for you, MM898989. Last time you had nachos you had gas for weeks.
OK, let’s get to our seats and enjoy the show……………
Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls of all ages! Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea!
Welcome to the EEAA#2 League Championship title fight!
I’m SA and I’ll be your host for tonight’s gala event!
Well we’ve gone through 16 weeks of regular season hell!
We’ve gone through 3 grueling Rounds of playoff mayhem!
And it all comes down to Friday morning. It’s done, it’s finished, it’s all been decided, all except for one final game of season 12.
This is it. This is the big one. This is the one where champions are made and losers are ………well they’re just losers.
This is the game that decides once and for all who the supreme team is, who the king of the mountain is, who the champion of all the land in season 12 is.
The two conference champs have been crowned and now they must face off in one final battle to the death against each other.
So welcome, everybody, to………………THUNDER DOME!!
The only place strong enough to contain these two teams and the destruction they bring to this one final game.
So let the games begin…………….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MLp7YNTznE
Coming to the ring, wearing the black and gold trunks, weighing in at over 5000 lbs!
They are the pride of Ukraine, the favorite sons of Kiev, they are the Ukraine Freight Train!
The Freight Train comes in to this bout with a perfect 19-0 record and 57 consecutive wins. 18 of their wins this season came by way of knock out and their last game was won by submission.
They have a devastating combination punch in Under Dog and Robert “In Your” Newhouse.
Their defense is like a brick wall and their air attack is extremely efficient.
If there is any weakness at all on this team it is the fact that they have a collective IQ of 12, which I believe is stemmed from an early childhood paste eating incident.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo135x0oXo8
And walking down the aisle, wearing the black and orange trunks, tipping the scales at just over 6000 lbs, they are the defenders of Poland, the newly crowned kings of Zeta, they are the Warsaw Gods of War!
The Gods of War come into today’s fight with a 18-1 record with 15 wins by way of knock out and 3 by submission.
They have a devastating aerial attack led by QB Roger T. Staubach and a ground game that can beat you any day of the week.
They are mean, they are killers and I believe they were all breast fed up until their 17th birthday.
These guys know what’s at stake and ready to go at it!
The winner gets this………
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/pcupps.jpg
this................
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/Beer--5438.jpg
and this……………..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/r_fl_xnxx_338x235_062.jpg
The losers get this……………
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/losers.jpg
This……………..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/3619608856_33af898f80.jpg
And this…………………
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/nitswim4.jpg
And the winner can tell the rest of the league, once and for all……………..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/polls_farts_2632_104548_answer_2_xl.jpg
So let’s not keep the world waiting any longer!
So………………
Who will be #1?
Who will go home smelling like #2?
Is it ok to be runner up?
Hell no! That’s just what your momma tells you!
No more questions! Read the Sport’s Page and find out the secrets of the universe!
OK, this is it. We can’t start the championship match up without one final…………..
.........………LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!
****ALPHA CONFERENCE PLAYOFFS****
*#1 Ukraine Freight Train (19-0) LW1 - Nice job beating the Funky Bunch, again, to be the Alpha champs.
If Funky Bunch had just a little more time………..we prolly would have lost by more.
But it’s time to take the last step. The EEAA#2 championship game is the last battle of the season and in it you will face the Warsaw War Gods.
So let’s start the training………..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Inkk3dSNtpc
…….train hard and maybe you can knock the Gods of War out…………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnvXpLOzKeQ
I remember when I was being trained by Mr. Miyagi, he told me to stroke with the right hand and tickle the balls with the left and to always breathe deeply………….but that’s a different story.
Ok, so you guys are ready now, so go and grab the gold!
Did you think I’d forget?.........................F you, dudes!
Good luck to the Ukraine Freight Train in the League Championship!
Next opponent: Warsaw War Gods (18-1)
The Rest of Alpha
#2 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (17-2) – Oh Funky Bunch, what can we say. The better team won this day, but we gave them the best run for their money of the season and I bet they sharted themselves a couple of times when the score was 28-21 in the third.
But it was all to no avail, so now it’s our turn to retire to the Hot Chick Lounge.
Congrats on a great season and good luck to Funk and the Funky Bunch!
http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200710Lana/Lana-33.jpg
#3 Excellence Express X Factor (14-4)
#4 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (14-4)
#5 The Gods (11-6)
#6 Odessa Outrage (11-6)
#7 Cincinnati Tigers (10-7)
#8 Sparta Baby Chicklens (8-9)
#9 Vestfold Vikings (7-9)
#10 House Of Pain (5-11)
#11 West Charleville Sharpshooters (5-11)
#12 Tallinn Nightmare (5-11)
#13 Furious George (4-12)
#14 Tomsk Assassins (2-14)
#15 Deimon Devil Bats (1-15)
#16 Aachen Spartans (0-16)
****ZETA CONFERENCE PLAYOFFS****
*#1 Warsaw War Gods (18-1) LW1 - Oh War Gods, what a battle you had with the Archangels! That one was prolly too close for comfort for you guys.
But you prevailed in the end and are moving on to the EEAA#2 championship game where you will be taking on the best Alpha has to offer, the Ukraine Freight Train.
Time to start training…………………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh1ghJDHpgU
………oooops, sorry, that was the wrong video. Here you go……………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyC6vSwwtEs
Just do what Mick and Pauly tell you to do and you will come out on top.
Just one more win and all the fame and fortune goes to the War Gods.
Rushing, passing, defense, you guys have it all, so go out there and win!
Good luck to the Warsaw War Gods in the League Championship!
Next opponent: Ukraine Freight Train (19-0)
The Rest of Zeta
#2 Kaunas Archangels (17-2) – I know the ending isn’t what you had planned, but you guys had a great season. Coming one game shy of your goal wasn’t for a lack of trying, you guys fought to the end in that Round 3 game.
But I’ll prolly be seeing you guys in AAA, where I know you will be in the thick of things in the playoffs.
Congrats on a really great season and the best of luck to TLSmith and the Kaunas Archangels!
http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200803Bianca/Bianca-24.jpg
#3 Mombasa Wombats (15-3)
#4 Border Reivers (12-6)
#5 Bratislava Zabijaks (11-6)
#6 Tunguska Meteors (10-7)
#7 Vatican City Bishops (10-7)
#8 Kentucky Bootleggers (10-7)
#9 Beograd Black Hand (9-7)
#10 Serbia Swarm (9-7)
#11 Berlin Vikings (6-10)
#12 Springfield Meltdowns (4-12)
#13 Hungary Pangs (3-13)
#14 Buffalo Range Roamers (2-14)
#15 New Jersey Bombers (1-15)
#16 Secretville Offtopics (0-16)
*****ALPHA CONFERENCE PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS ROUND 4*****
Week 1: 6-2 Week 2: 8-0 Week 3: 5-3 Week 4: 8-0 Week 5: 7-1 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 8-0 Week 8: 8-0 Week 9: 8-0 Week 10: 7-1 Week 11: 8-0 Week 12: 7-1 Week 13: Week 14: 8-0 Week 15: 7-1 Week 16: 6-2
Round 1: 4-0
Round 2: 2-0
Round 3: 0-1
Round 4:
Overall: 115-13
SA’s GOW: 12-4
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 9-7
SA’s Playoffs: 6-1
8-Ball Playoffs: 5-2
*****ZETA CONFERENCE PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS ROUND 4*****
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 5-3 Week 5: 6-2 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 8-0 Week 8: 6-2 Week 9: 8-0 Week 10: 8-0 Week 11: 5-3 Week 12: 7-1 Week 13: 7-1 Week 14: 7-1 Week 15: 8-0 Week 16: 6-2
Round 1: 3-1
Round 2: 2-0
Round 3: 1-0
Round 4:
Overall: 107-21
SA’s GOW: 11-5
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 7-9
SA’s Playoffs: 6-1
8-Ball Playoffs: 4-3
Ukraine Freight Train (19-0) vs. Warsaw War Gods (18-1)
SA’s Pick: Ukraine Freight Train
8-Ball’s Pick: Warsaw War Gods
Good luck to the Ukraine Freight Train and Warsaw War Gods in the EEAA#2 Championship game!
Let’s do this shit!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJmr5CKY73M
The Pimp Cup is now within reach of two teams and they can both smell victory……or they could be smelling me because I just farted.
Whose name will we be putting up on the Pimp Cup wall of champions?
Whose name will be added to the list?
Who will be joining this elite group of teams that have claimed their spot in history by winning the fabled Pimp Cup?
Season 5 – Banghazi Barbary Lions
Season 6 – Pretoria Pigs
Season 7 – Czech Yourself
Season 8 – Paris Smexies
Season 9 – Wildflecken Wolverines
Season 10 – Banja Luka Funky Bunch
Season 11 – Pirgos Warlords
Season 12 - ????? – will your team name be placed here?
It can only be one of two teams and this is the game that decides it!
The Ukraine Freight Train or the Warsaw Gods of War!
How did each team get here? Well glad you asked.
Let’s take a closer look at our two contenders…………
Warsaw Gods of War got here by winning 15 regular season games. They dominated the regular season with their only loss coming in the last game of the season. They passed their way to the playoffs, but have a very effective ground game.
They marched their way through the playoffs by getting wins over the Bootleggers and Reivers in Rounds 1 and 2.
In the Zeta title match they squeaked out a 17-16 win over the Kaunas Archangels to earn there right to be here today.
They favor wearing polyester knits and drink Ovaltine before every game.
Ukraine Freight Train blew through the regular season with a perfect 16-0 record. They dominated from start to finish and were hardly challenged through out the regular season.
The ground game is their bread and butter. They rush to the left, they rush to the right, they rush up the middle, it doesn’t matter to them, that’s just how they roll.
They beat the Baby Chickens in Round 1 and the Lumberjacks in Round 2.
In Round 3 they had their toughest contest of the season, but prevailed with a 38-31 win over the Funky Bunch.
They never shower after games and they have to call their parents to pick them up after games.
So that’s how they did it. Congrats!
I think it’s time to head off to the game so let me call my mom to pick me up and take us all over there.
Anyone have to go potty before we go?
………thirty minutes later……….
Thanks mom.
Does everyone have their ticket? Pedro?
As soon as we get in, we get our snacks then head straight to our seats. No nachos for you, MM898989. Last time you had nachos you had gas for weeks.
OK, let’s get to our seats and enjoy the show……………
Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls of all ages! Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea!
Welcome to the EEAA#2 League Championship title fight!
I’m SA and I’ll be your host for tonight’s gala event!
Well we’ve gone through 16 weeks of regular season hell!
We’ve gone through 3 grueling Rounds of playoff mayhem!
And it all comes down to Friday morning. It’s done, it’s finished, it’s all been decided, all except for one final game of season 12.
This is it. This is the big one. This is the one where champions are made and losers are ………well they’re just losers.
This is the game that decides once and for all who the supreme team is, who the king of the mountain is, who the champion of all the land in season 12 is.
The two conference champs have been crowned and now they must face off in one final battle to the death against each other.
So welcome, everybody, to………………THUNDER DOME!!
The only place strong enough to contain these two teams and the destruction they bring to this one final game.
So let the games begin…………….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MLp7YNTznE
Coming to the ring, wearing the black and gold trunks, weighing in at over 5000 lbs!
They are the pride of Ukraine, the favorite sons of Kiev, they are the Ukraine Freight Train!
The Freight Train comes in to this bout with a perfect 19-0 record and 57 consecutive wins. 18 of their wins this season came by way of knock out and their last game was won by submission.
They have a devastating combination punch in Under Dog and Robert “In Your” Newhouse.
Their defense is like a brick wall and their air attack is extremely efficient.
If there is any weakness at all on this team it is the fact that they have a collective IQ of 12, which I believe is stemmed from an early childhood paste eating incident.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo135x0oXo8
And walking down the aisle, wearing the black and orange trunks, tipping the scales at just over 6000 lbs, they are the defenders of Poland, the newly crowned kings of Zeta, they are the Warsaw Gods of War!
The Gods of War come into today’s fight with a 18-1 record with 15 wins by way of knock out and 3 by submission.
They have a devastating aerial attack led by QB Roger T. Staubach and a ground game that can beat you any day of the week.
They are mean, they are killers and I believe they were all breast fed up until their 17th birthday.
These guys know what’s at stake and ready to go at it!
The winner gets this………
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/pcupps.jpg
this................
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/Beer--5438.jpg
and this……………..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/r_fl_xnxx_338x235_062.jpg
The losers get this……………
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/losers.jpg
This……………..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/3619608856_33af898f80.jpg
And this…………………
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/nitswim4.jpg
And the winner can tell the rest of the league, once and for all……………..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/polls_farts_2632_104548_answer_2_xl.jpg
So let’s not keep the world waiting any longer!
So………………
Who will be #1?
Who will go home smelling like #2?
Is it ok to be runner up?
Hell no! That’s just what your momma tells you!
No more questions! Read the Sport’s Page and find out the secrets of the universe!
OK, this is it. We can’t start the championship match up without one final…………..
.........………LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!
****ALPHA CONFERENCE PLAYOFFS****
*#1 Ukraine Freight Train (19-0) LW1 - Nice job beating the Funky Bunch, again, to be the Alpha champs.
If Funky Bunch had just a little more time………..we prolly would have lost by more.
But it’s time to take the last step. The EEAA#2 championship game is the last battle of the season and in it you will face the Warsaw War Gods.
So let’s start the training………..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Inkk3dSNtpc
…….train hard and maybe you can knock the Gods of War out…………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnvXpLOzKeQ
I remember when I was being trained by Mr. Miyagi, he told me to stroke with the right hand and tickle the balls with the left and to always breathe deeply………….but that’s a different story.
Ok, so you guys are ready now, so go and grab the gold!
Did you think I’d forget?.........................F you, dudes!
Good luck to the Ukraine Freight Train in the League Championship!
Next opponent: Warsaw War Gods (18-1)
The Rest of Alpha
#2 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (17-2) – Oh Funky Bunch, what can we say. The better team won this day, but we gave them the best run for their money of the season and I bet they sharted themselves a couple of times when the score was 28-21 in the third.
But it was all to no avail, so now it’s our turn to retire to the Hot Chick Lounge.
Congrats on a great season and good luck to Funk and the Funky Bunch!
http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200710Lana/Lana-33.jpg
#3 Excellence Express X Factor (14-4)
#4 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (14-4)
#5 The Gods (11-6)
#6 Odessa Outrage (11-6)
#7 Cincinnati Tigers (10-7)
#8 Sparta Baby Chicklens (8-9)
#9 Vestfold Vikings (7-9)
#10 House Of Pain (5-11)
#11 West Charleville Sharpshooters (5-11)
#12 Tallinn Nightmare (5-11)
#13 Furious George (4-12)
#14 Tomsk Assassins (2-14)
#15 Deimon Devil Bats (1-15)
#16 Aachen Spartans (0-16)
****ZETA CONFERENCE PLAYOFFS****
*#1 Warsaw War Gods (18-1) LW1 - Oh War Gods, what a battle you had with the Archangels! That one was prolly too close for comfort for you guys.
But you prevailed in the end and are moving on to the EEAA#2 championship game where you will be taking on the best Alpha has to offer, the Ukraine Freight Train.
Time to start training…………………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh1ghJDHpgU
………oooops, sorry, that was the wrong video. Here you go……………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyC6vSwwtEs
Just do what Mick and Pauly tell you to do and you will come out on top.
Just one more win and all the fame and fortune goes to the War Gods.
Rushing, passing, defense, you guys have it all, so go out there and win!
Good luck to the Warsaw War Gods in the League Championship!
Next opponent: Ukraine Freight Train (19-0)
The Rest of Zeta
#2 Kaunas Archangels (17-2) – I know the ending isn’t what you had planned, but you guys had a great season. Coming one game shy of your goal wasn’t for a lack of trying, you guys fought to the end in that Round 3 game.
But I’ll prolly be seeing you guys in AAA, where I know you will be in the thick of things in the playoffs.
Congrats on a really great season and the best of luck to TLSmith and the Kaunas Archangels!
http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200803Bianca/Bianca-24.jpg
#3 Mombasa Wombats (15-3)
#4 Border Reivers (12-6)
#5 Bratislava Zabijaks (11-6)
#6 Tunguska Meteors (10-7)
#7 Vatican City Bishops (10-7)
#8 Kentucky Bootleggers (10-7)
#9 Beograd Black Hand (9-7)
#10 Serbia Swarm (9-7)
#11 Berlin Vikings (6-10)
#12 Springfield Meltdowns (4-12)
#13 Hungary Pangs (3-13)
#14 Buffalo Range Roamers (2-14)
#15 New Jersey Bombers (1-15)
#16 Secretville Offtopics (0-16)
*****ALPHA CONFERENCE PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS ROUND 4*****
Week 1: 6-2 Week 2: 8-0 Week 3: 5-3 Week 4: 8-0 Week 5: 7-1 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 8-0 Week 8: 8-0 Week 9: 8-0 Week 10: 7-1 Week 11: 8-0 Week 12: 7-1 Week 13: Week 14: 8-0 Week 15: 7-1 Week 16: 6-2
Round 1: 4-0
Round 2: 2-0
Round 3: 0-1
Round 4:
Overall: 115-13
SA’s GOW: 12-4
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 9-7
SA’s Playoffs: 6-1
8-Ball Playoffs: 5-2
*****ZETA CONFERENCE PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS ROUND 4*****
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 5-3 Week 5: 6-2 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 8-0 Week 8: 6-2 Week 9: 8-0 Week 10: 8-0 Week 11: 5-3 Week 12: 7-1 Week 13: 7-1 Week 14: 7-1 Week 15: 8-0 Week 16: 6-2
Round 1: 3-1
Round 2: 2-0
Round 3: 1-0
Round 4:
Overall: 107-21
SA’s GOW: 11-5
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 7-9
SA’s Playoffs: 6-1
8-Ball Playoffs: 4-3
Ukraine Freight Train (19-0) vs. Warsaw War Gods (18-1)
SA’s Pick: Ukraine Freight Train
8-Ball’s Pick: Warsaw War Gods
Good luck to the Ukraine Freight Train and Warsaw War Gods in the EEAA#2 Championship game!
Let’s do this shit!!
Edited by Smiling Assasain on Nov 18, 2009 11:45:36
Edited by Smiling Assasain on Nov 18, 2009 11:45:09
Edited by Smiling Assasain on Nov 18, 2009 11:43:29
going to be a battle.
