We made it to issue #18 the Round 3 edition!
Yay! Welcome to Round 3!
And then there were four!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU8Fxdccuy8
Some teams just didn’t make it and they were left on the floor like so many used condoms.
So a quick recap of Round 2………….
The Freight Train destroyed the Lumberjacks, 61-6.
The Funky Bunch danced their way past the EEXF, 44-3.
The War Gods rolled over the Border Reivers, 45-17.
And the Kaunas Archangels had to come back in the 4th quarter to beat the Wombats, 24-21.
That Archangel vs Wombats game was by far the most exciting of the playoffs, if you like to go through really good games, like me (yeah, I’m a nerd), you should check it out.
So a big slap on the ass to the Archangels, War Gods, Funky Bunch and Freight Train as they move on to Round 3!
And we say goodbye to the fallen warriors, the Border Reivers, the Mombasa Wombats, the EEXF and the Lithuanian Lumberjacks as they head off to the Hot Chick Lounge and prepare for season 13.
Great season you all had and good luck.
There were two players that stood out to help their team win their Round 2 game and they are………………..
The Playoff Players of Round 2
Kaunas Archangels CB Chinese Democracy and SS Tap Out
These two are the co-players of the week in Round 2! Yay!
If it wasn’t for Chinese Democracy’s INT and Tap Out’s forced fumble, they might not have made it past the Wombats in Round 2.
So congrats to those two and a job well done!
Round 3 Contenders!
So now we are in Round 3 and there is no room for error!
The cream has risen to the top of each conference and they are ready to battle it out at 6 am, Wednesday morning!
Here is a quick look at each team and what got them here………….
The Warsaw War Gods have a 17-1 record, they have the #3 passing attack and the #14 run game. They are strong on defense and have been known to go to people’s houses, ring their doorbells and then run.
Those evil bastards!
The Ukraine Freight Train enter Round 3 with a perfect 18-0 record, they are ranked 23rd in passing, but they are extremely efficient. Their ground game is one of the very best and ranked third in the league.
Even though they are ranked #1in Alpha and everybody loves them, they are all known terrorists and somebody should call homeland security on them and have them arrested before they play the Funky Bunch!
I had to try.
The Kaunas Archangels are the clear #2 team in Zeta, but they are the best #2 team they can be! They are 17-1, they have the #1 rushing attack in all the land, they are 21st in passing (but who needs passing with a ground game like ‘dat?), they have great hair, they smell like cinnamon, they have a keen eye for fashion trends and they know how to manscape themselves.
So look out EEAA#2!!!
The Banja Luka Funky Bunch are the #2 team in Alpha and have been behind the Freight Train nearly all season long. If the Funky Bunch are behind you, you should always be nervous for more than just one reason.
They come into Round 3 with a 17-1 record, they are ranked #2 in passing and #12 in rushing.
They are the only team in the league whose uniforms can be worn to a party after playing four quarters of simulated football. Their uniforms say “we can win a championship in the day and still be ready to party all night”.
That’s a quick breakdown of the final four. Good luck, chuckle heads!
So who are our conference champions?
Who will be playing in the League Championship?
Will there be a tomorrow after this next set of games?
Dude, there is only one freakin’ way to find out…………read the Sport’s Page and find out, chuckle heads!
.........………LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!
****ALPHA CONFERENCE PLAYOFFS****
*#1 Ukraine Freight Train (18-0) LW1 - Waiting in the comfy confines of the Train Station, the Ukraine Freight Train awaits their opponents with their theme song blaring………………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MLp7YNTznE
Well hell! I don’t know what else to do!
I’ve tried everything!
I've tried bribes, pressure, name calling, bullying, propaganda, psychology, gynecology, sexual favors, dog napping, jedi mind tricks, slipping roofies into their drinks, voo doo (yes I even tried voo doo too), praying to many different pagan gods and religions, sending a letter to Santa, but nothing has seemed to work.
So I guess you guys will have to face the Funky Bunch unabated.
My offer still stands, so please let me know before game time if you are accepting the deal.
But you guys have done everything you needed to get here.
Great offense, great defense, taking your vitamins and saying your prayers and smart fashion sense is what got you here. Stick with that and you will be good to go.
So it’s another chapter in the Freight Train/Funky Bunch rivalry and as always we have a shit load of respect for you guys and it is of course an honor to once again play you guys on the field of simulated football battle.
With that being said…………….F you, dudes!
Good luck to the Ukraine Freight Train in the Alpha championship game.
Next opponent: #2 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (17-1)
*#2 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (17-1) LW2 - And just pulling into the Train Station comes the lovable bunch of disco and funk, the Banja Luka Funky Bunch………..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlmTELeLRwI
Well guys, I tried everything I can think of to get the Freight Train out of here, everything short of sleeping with Bort. Numone beat me to it, he is one clever mofo! So I think it’s all over men.
Wait a minute! What’s all of this moping around shit?!
Over? Did you say over?
Nothing is over until we say it is!
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no and it ain’t over now!
So do what you do best and cheat your asses off!
Good luck to the Banja Luka Funky Bunch in the Alpha championship game.
Next opponent: at #1 Ukraine Freight Train (18-0)
The Rest of Alpha
#3 Excellence Express X Factor (14-4) – Well it was fun while it lasted. You guys had an excellent season, must be why you are called the Excellence Express X Factor. But you have nothing to be ashamed about. You were a dominating force in Alpha and earned my respect fo’ sho’.
Best of luck to DJjuice and the Excellence Express X Factor in season 13!
http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200707Melissa/Melissa-40.jpg
#4 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (14-4) – It’s not how you hoped the season would end, but you guys had a really good season. Fourteen wins, a top 4 team, made it to the second round of the playoffs, not too shabby.
I know you guys will be one of the favs next season, so good luck to MM898989 and the Lithuanian Lumberjacks!
http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200709Jessica/Jessica-07.jpg
#5 The Gods (11-6)
#6 Odessa Outrage (11-6)
#7 Cincinnati Tigers (10-7)
#8 Sparta Baby Chicklens (8-9)
#9 Vestfold Vikings (7-9)
#10 House Of Pain (5-11)
#11 West Charleville Sharpshooters (5-11)
#12 Tallinn Nightmare (5-11)
#13 Furious George (4-12)
#14 Tomsk Assassins (2-14)
#15 Deimon Devil Bats (1-15)
#16 Aachen Spartans (0-16)
*****ALPHA CONFERENCE PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS ROUND 2*****
Week 1: 6-2 Week 2: 8-0 Week 3: 5-3 Week 4: 8-0 Week 5: 7-1 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 8-0 Week 8: 8-0 Week 9: 8-0 Week 10: 7-1 Week 11: 8-0 Week 12: 7-1 Week 13: Week 14: 8-0 Week 15: 7-1 Week 16: 6-2
Round 1: 4-0
Round 2: 2-0
Round 3:
Round 4:
Overall: 115-13
SA’s GOW: 12-4
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 9-7
SA’s Playoffs: 6-0
8-Ball Playoffs: 4-2
#2 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (17-1) at #1 Ukraine Freight Train (18-0) =
SA Pick: Banja Luka Funky Bunch
8-Ball Pick: Ukraine Freight Train
Good luck to the Funky Bunch and the Freight Train in the Alpha Championship game!
Let’s do this shit!!
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****ZETA CONFERENCE PLAYOFFS****
*#1 Warsaw War Gods (17-1) LW1 - Planning together in the war room of the Gods of War Stadium, the Warsaw War Gods plan their strategy for their upcoming game with their entrance music pouring out over the loudspeakers…………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo135x0oXo8
You guys finally made it here! It took a bit of doing, but you made it here!
So now you face the best competition Zeta has to offer, the Kaunas Archangels. You’ve beaten them once before in the regular season, 40-20. So you know how to beat them, but can you do it again?
You better hope so, because this one is for the Zeta championship and the right to move on to the League Championship!
Good luck to the Warsaw War Gods in the Zeta championship game.
Next opponent: #2 Kaunas Archangels (17-1)
*#2 Kaunas Archangels (17-1) LW2 - And as the Archangels step off the plane, they play their entrance music loud and proud to let the War Gods know that the Archangels know no fear……………….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPaxVyCIy_M (let’s face it, these guys are no angels)
Well Kaunas, you wanted it and you got it! You get the War Gods in the Zeta championship game and you wouldn’t want it any other way!
You’ve beaten all of the competition in Zeta except one team, the Warsaw War Gods.
The loss to the War Gods was the only blemish on an otherwise perfect season, like a skid mark on white undies.
Now it’s do or die time! It’s time to avenge that lone loss and become the Zeta conference champions!
Good luck to the Kaunas Archangels in the Zeta championship game.
Next opponent: at #1 Warsaw War Gods (17-1)
The Rest of Zeta
#3 Mombasa Wombats (15-3) – Oh how close you guys came to moving on to Round 3! Missed going by a dick hair!
But that’s the way the Wombat bounces. You guys were prolly the best team to fly under the radar I have ever seen. You guys kicked some serious ass and somehow kept the target off your back for most of the season.
Really impressive season and I wish Kalen and the Mombasa Wombats the very best in season 13.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200702Patricia/Patricia-47.jpg
#4 Border Reivers (12-6) – Aw man, sad to see you guys go. You were like “the little engine that could just about make it had it not been for the War Gods.”
But I’m sure you will be back in the thick of things for next seasons playoffs.
Really great job this season and best of luck to John Gray and the Border Reivers!
http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200703Vivianna/Vivianna-50.jpg
#5 Bratislava Zabijaks (11-6)
#6 Tunguska Meteors (10-7)
#7 Vatican City Bishops (10-7)
#8 Kentucky Bootleggers (10-7)
#9 Beograd Black Hand (9-7)
#10 Serbia Swarm (9-7)
#11 Berlin Vikings (6-10)
#12 Springfield Meltdowns (4-12)
#13 Hungary Pangs (3-13)
#14 Buffalo Range Roamers (2-14)
#15 New Jersey Bombers (1-15)
#16 Secretville Offtopics (0-16)
*****ZETA CONFERENCE PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS ROUND 3*****
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 5-3 Week 5: 6-2 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 8-0 Week 8: 6-2 Week 9: 8-0 Week 10: 8-0 Week 11: 5-3 Week 12: 7-1 Week 13: 7-1 Week 14: 7-1 Week 15: 8-0 Week 16: 6-2
Round 1: 3-1
Round 2: 2-0
Round 3:
Round 4:
Overall: 107-21
SA’s GOW: 11-5
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 7-9
SA’s Playoffs: 5-1
8-Ball Playoffs: 4-2
#2 Kaunas Archangels (17-1) at #1 Warsaw War Gods (17-1) =
SA Pick: Warsaw War Gods
8-Ball Pick: Kaunas Archangels
Good luck to the Archangels and War Gods in the Zeta Championship game!
Let’s do this shit!!
Yay! Welcome to Round 3!
And then there were four!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU8Fxdccuy8
Some teams just didn’t make it and they were left on the floor like so many used condoms.
So a quick recap of Round 2………….
The Freight Train destroyed the Lumberjacks, 61-6.
The Funky Bunch danced their way past the EEXF, 44-3.
The War Gods rolled over the Border Reivers, 45-17.
And the Kaunas Archangels had to come back in the 4th quarter to beat the Wombats, 24-21.
That Archangel vs Wombats game was by far the most exciting of the playoffs, if you like to go through really good games, like me (yeah, I’m a nerd), you should check it out.
So a big slap on the ass to the Archangels, War Gods, Funky Bunch and Freight Train as they move on to Round 3!
And we say goodbye to the fallen warriors, the Border Reivers, the Mombasa Wombats, the EEXF and the Lithuanian Lumberjacks as they head off to the Hot Chick Lounge and prepare for season 13.
Great season you all had and good luck.
There were two players that stood out to help their team win their Round 2 game and they are………………..
The Playoff Players of Round 2
Kaunas Archangels CB Chinese Democracy and SS Tap Out
These two are the co-players of the week in Round 2! Yay!
If it wasn’t for Chinese Democracy’s INT and Tap Out’s forced fumble, they might not have made it past the Wombats in Round 2.
So congrats to those two and a job well done!
Round 3 Contenders!
So now we are in Round 3 and there is no room for error!
The cream has risen to the top of each conference and they are ready to battle it out at 6 am, Wednesday morning!
Here is a quick look at each team and what got them here………….
The Warsaw War Gods have a 17-1 record, they have the #3 passing attack and the #14 run game. They are strong on defense and have been known to go to people’s houses, ring their doorbells and then run.
Those evil bastards!
The Ukraine Freight Train enter Round 3 with a perfect 18-0 record, they are ranked 23rd in passing, but they are extremely efficient. Their ground game is one of the very best and ranked third in the league.
Even though they are ranked #1in Alpha and everybody loves them, they are all known terrorists and somebody should call homeland security on them and have them arrested before they play the Funky Bunch!
I had to try.
The Kaunas Archangels are the clear #2 team in Zeta, but they are the best #2 team they can be! They are 17-1, they have the #1 rushing attack in all the land, they are 21st in passing (but who needs passing with a ground game like ‘dat?), they have great hair, they smell like cinnamon, they have a keen eye for fashion trends and they know how to manscape themselves.
So look out EEAA#2!!!
The Banja Luka Funky Bunch are the #2 team in Alpha and have been behind the Freight Train nearly all season long. If the Funky Bunch are behind you, you should always be nervous for more than just one reason.
They come into Round 3 with a 17-1 record, they are ranked #2 in passing and #12 in rushing.
They are the only team in the league whose uniforms can be worn to a party after playing four quarters of simulated football. Their uniforms say “we can win a championship in the day and still be ready to party all night”.
That’s a quick breakdown of the final four. Good luck, chuckle heads!
So who are our conference champions?
Who will be playing in the League Championship?
Will there be a tomorrow after this next set of games?
Dude, there is only one freakin’ way to find out…………read the Sport’s Page and find out, chuckle heads!
.........………LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!
****ALPHA CONFERENCE PLAYOFFS****
*#1 Ukraine Freight Train (18-0) LW1 - Waiting in the comfy confines of the Train Station, the Ukraine Freight Train awaits their opponents with their theme song blaring………………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MLp7YNTznE
Well hell! I don’t know what else to do!
I’ve tried everything!
I've tried bribes, pressure, name calling, bullying, propaganda, psychology, gynecology, sexual favors, dog napping, jedi mind tricks, slipping roofies into their drinks, voo doo (yes I even tried voo doo too), praying to many different pagan gods and religions, sending a letter to Santa, but nothing has seemed to work.
So I guess you guys will have to face the Funky Bunch unabated.
My offer still stands, so please let me know before game time if you are accepting the deal.
But you guys have done everything you needed to get here.
Great offense, great defense, taking your vitamins and saying your prayers and smart fashion sense is what got you here. Stick with that and you will be good to go.
So it’s another chapter in the Freight Train/Funky Bunch rivalry and as always we have a shit load of respect for you guys and it is of course an honor to once again play you guys on the field of simulated football battle.
With that being said…………….F you, dudes!
Good luck to the Ukraine Freight Train in the Alpha championship game.
Next opponent: #2 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (17-1)
*#2 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (17-1) LW2 - And just pulling into the Train Station comes the lovable bunch of disco and funk, the Banja Luka Funky Bunch………..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlmTELeLRwI
Well guys, I tried everything I can think of to get the Freight Train out of here, everything short of sleeping with Bort. Numone beat me to it, he is one clever mofo! So I think it’s all over men.
Wait a minute! What’s all of this moping around shit?!
Over? Did you say over?
Nothing is over until we say it is!
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no and it ain’t over now!
So do what you do best and cheat your asses off!
Good luck to the Banja Luka Funky Bunch in the Alpha championship game.
Next opponent: at #1 Ukraine Freight Train (18-0)
The Rest of Alpha
#3 Excellence Express X Factor (14-4) – Well it was fun while it lasted. You guys had an excellent season, must be why you are called the Excellence Express X Factor. But you have nothing to be ashamed about. You were a dominating force in Alpha and earned my respect fo’ sho’.
Best of luck to DJjuice and the Excellence Express X Factor in season 13!
http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200707Melissa/Melissa-40.jpg
#4 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (14-4) – It’s not how you hoped the season would end, but you guys had a really good season. Fourteen wins, a top 4 team, made it to the second round of the playoffs, not too shabby.
I know you guys will be one of the favs next season, so good luck to MM898989 and the Lithuanian Lumberjacks!
http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200709Jessica/Jessica-07.jpg
#5 The Gods (11-6)
#6 Odessa Outrage (11-6)
#7 Cincinnati Tigers (10-7)
#8 Sparta Baby Chicklens (8-9)
#9 Vestfold Vikings (7-9)
#10 House Of Pain (5-11)
#11 West Charleville Sharpshooters (5-11)
#12 Tallinn Nightmare (5-11)
#13 Furious George (4-12)
#14 Tomsk Assassins (2-14)
#15 Deimon Devil Bats (1-15)
#16 Aachen Spartans (0-16)
*****ALPHA CONFERENCE PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS ROUND 2*****
Week 1: 6-2 Week 2: 8-0 Week 3: 5-3 Week 4: 8-0 Week 5: 7-1 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 8-0 Week 8: 8-0 Week 9: 8-0 Week 10: 7-1 Week 11: 8-0 Week 12: 7-1 Week 13: Week 14: 8-0 Week 15: 7-1 Week 16: 6-2
Round 1: 4-0
Round 2: 2-0
Round 3:
Round 4:
Overall: 115-13
SA’s GOW: 12-4
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 9-7
SA’s Playoffs: 6-0
8-Ball Playoffs: 4-2
#2 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (17-1) at #1 Ukraine Freight Train (18-0) =
SA Pick: Banja Luka Funky Bunch
8-Ball Pick: Ukraine Freight Train
Good luck to the Funky Bunch and the Freight Train in the Alpha Championship game!
Let’s do this shit!!
____________________________________________________________________________
****ZETA CONFERENCE PLAYOFFS****
*#1 Warsaw War Gods (17-1) LW1 - Planning together in the war room of the Gods of War Stadium, the Warsaw War Gods plan their strategy for their upcoming game with their entrance music pouring out over the loudspeakers…………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo135x0oXo8
You guys finally made it here! It took a bit of doing, but you made it here!
So now you face the best competition Zeta has to offer, the Kaunas Archangels. You’ve beaten them once before in the regular season, 40-20. So you know how to beat them, but can you do it again?
You better hope so, because this one is for the Zeta championship and the right to move on to the League Championship!
Good luck to the Warsaw War Gods in the Zeta championship game.
Next opponent: #2 Kaunas Archangels (17-1)
*#2 Kaunas Archangels (17-1) LW2 - And as the Archangels step off the plane, they play their entrance music loud and proud to let the War Gods know that the Archangels know no fear……………….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPaxVyCIy_M (let’s face it, these guys are no angels)
Well Kaunas, you wanted it and you got it! You get the War Gods in the Zeta championship game and you wouldn’t want it any other way!
You’ve beaten all of the competition in Zeta except one team, the Warsaw War Gods.
The loss to the War Gods was the only blemish on an otherwise perfect season, like a skid mark on white undies.
Now it’s do or die time! It’s time to avenge that lone loss and become the Zeta conference champions!
Good luck to the Kaunas Archangels in the Zeta championship game.
Next opponent: at #1 Warsaw War Gods (17-1)
The Rest of Zeta
#3 Mombasa Wombats (15-3) – Oh how close you guys came to moving on to Round 3! Missed going by a dick hair!
But that’s the way the Wombat bounces. You guys were prolly the best team to fly under the radar I have ever seen. You guys kicked some serious ass and somehow kept the target off your back for most of the season.
Really impressive season and I wish Kalen and the Mombasa Wombats the very best in season 13.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200702Patricia/Patricia-47.jpg
#4 Border Reivers (12-6) – Aw man, sad to see you guys go. You were like “the little engine that could just about make it had it not been for the War Gods.”
But I’m sure you will be back in the thick of things for next seasons playoffs.
Really great job this season and best of luck to John Gray and the Border Reivers!
http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200703Vivianna/Vivianna-50.jpg
#5 Bratislava Zabijaks (11-6)
#6 Tunguska Meteors (10-7)
#7 Vatican City Bishops (10-7)
#8 Kentucky Bootleggers (10-7)
#9 Beograd Black Hand (9-7)
#10 Serbia Swarm (9-7)
#11 Berlin Vikings (6-10)
#12 Springfield Meltdowns (4-12)
#13 Hungary Pangs (3-13)
#14 Buffalo Range Roamers (2-14)
#15 New Jersey Bombers (1-15)
#16 Secretville Offtopics (0-16)
*****ZETA CONFERENCE PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS ROUND 3*****
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 5-3 Week 5: 6-2 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 8-0 Week 8: 6-2 Week 9: 8-0 Week 10: 8-0 Week 11: 5-3 Week 12: 7-1 Week 13: 7-1 Week 14: 7-1 Week 15: 8-0 Week 16: 6-2
Round 1: 3-1
Round 2: 2-0
Round 3:
Round 4:
Overall: 107-21
SA’s GOW: 11-5
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 7-9
SA’s Playoffs: 5-1
8-Ball Playoffs: 4-2
#2 Kaunas Archangels (17-1) at #1 Warsaw War Gods (17-1) =
SA Pick: Warsaw War Gods
8-Ball Pick: Kaunas Archangels
Good luck to the Archangels and War Gods in the Zeta Championship game!
Let’s do this shit!!
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