OK ladies, it's time for week 5!!
It's time to...............
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0-iOwJiVDg
Week 5 is here and we get one game closer tot he playoffs!
OK, so the GOW's turned out to be blow out's, but that's the way the CPU sims it sometimes.
We still have some undefeated teams in Alpha. The Odessa Outrage and the Ukraine Freight Train still have perfect records. Plus, the Freight Train is working on their 43rd straight win this week.
Does anyone know what the GLB record for consecutive wins is? These guys could be close.
But a round of applause to their great efforts each week to really beat the hell out of us all. Thanks.........jerks.
And in Zeta, the Bishops, Archangels and War Gods enter week 5 with empty Loss columns. Congrats to you guys as well, but the Archangels and Bishops battle it out against each other this week, so one of you will be undefeated no more.
Good luck to you guys.
So if you were wondering where these were, blame the Broncos game on MNF last night. I'm a huge Broncos fan and I couldn't miss the game. It's the closest thing I have to actually having a real life.
But it was a great game if you are a Denver fan.
Anyways, we will have one less undefeated team for sure next week.
We will inch one step closer to the playoffs next week.
So who looks to be the teams taking control of the conference?
Right now I would put my money on The Freight Train and the War Gods.
But can we get an upset this week?
Can we get two new #1 teams next week?
Can I get a witness?
Enough with the questions! Just read the Sport's Page and your lives will all make sense........chuckle heads!!
You can't start the day without a good.......................
.........………LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Ukraine Freight Train (4-0) LW1 - And the magic just never ends in Ukraine!
That makes 42 straight wins and still counting. But the Tigers are up next and pose yet another threat to your Alpha domination, or are they just posers?
Well let’s find out and get to the sim already!
Next opponent: #6 Cincinnati Tigers (3-1)
#2 Odessa Outrage (4-0) LW2 - I just realized why you guys are always so angry and outraged. Just look at the names of your GM’s.
Team Owner – Furious JB
OC – Jim Force
GM – Furious Jig
With guys always furious and forceful, it’s no wonder why you guys are always Outraged.
Next time hire a GM with a name like, “Sweet Ass Johnson” or “Flower Picking Tim” or “Ned”. You guys might be a little happier if you do.
Next opponent: at #5 Excellence Express X Factor (3-1)
#3 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (3-1) LW3 - Well it looks like that lumberjack song got you guys all fired up. So now it’s back to work after beating up on the Bi-curious George.
This week it will be the Baby Chicks from Sparta coming to town and they are coming off of a huge win over the Assassins.
There is really only one way to take care of some baby chickens.
First get your eleven herbs and spices.
Then, roll that chicken around in those herbs and spices and put iti n the deep fryer.
When it’s done, put it in a bucket and serve with a choice of two side dishes and biscuits for $12.99.
And enjoy.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ew0ygfS5tl4/RnDgZfF_TWI/AAAAAAAAAqk/FePr8jk1KiI/s400/KFC+bucket+meal.jpg
Next opponent: #8 Sparta Baby Chickens (1-2)
#4 The Gods (3-1) LW4 - Three week’s of wedgie free football! Congrats Pedro!
That puts you Gods at 3-1 and with a good chance at that 4th win this week against the Sharpshooters.
Remember two things about the Sharpshooters, they can’t hit you if you keep running in a snake pattern and a Sharpshooter is not a shot you order at the bar.
Have fun in scenic West Charleville.
Next opponent: at #12 West Charleville Sharpshooters (1-3)
#5 Excellence Express X Factor (3-1) LW5 - Well that last win gives you three notches on your lipstick cases and now it’s time to take on the Outrage.
Why not go ahead and make your X Factor an X-rated Factor and treat them like an all anal gang bang movie.
That will give the Outrage something to be mad about.
Next opponent: #2 Odessa Outrage (4-0)
#6 Cincinnati Tigers (3-1) LW6 - OK Tigers, I came across the Freight Train’s devious plan on how to beat you guys and it is not pretty. They plan on getting you kitties drunk and stealing the win while you are all passed out.
Bad kitty!
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/15-1.jpg
Next opponent: at #1 Ukraine Freight Train (4-0)
#7 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (3-1) LW7 - The Funky Bunch vs Bi-curious George. Hmmmmm, that sounds like a porno movie to me.
Oh well, have fun Funky Bunch.
Next opponent: #9 Furious George (2-2)
#8 Sparta Baby Chickens (2-2) LW9 – So I guess if you crossed Sparta’s 300 with Baby Chickens you would end up with……..
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_60m8lUq6nr4/Rn0pXPpB3EI/AAAAAAAAARo/phpLfDb_LRM/s320/Sparta-KFC.jpg
Tough game ahead and with three legit easy win opportunities, you guys will need to game plan your tail feathers off to get enough wins to make theplayoffs.
Next opponent: at #3 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (3-1)
#9 Furious George (2-2) LW8 - When will this CPU go down?
How about this week.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/11Mary/Mary-14.jpg
Next opponent: at Banja Luka Funky Bunch (3-1)
#10 Tallinn Nightmare (1-3) LW10 - Finally here comes your second win!
The Tomsk Assassins are no match for you guys and are waiting for you to arrive.
They even catered the event just for you.
Those are the sweetest Assassins ever!
Sweet dreams, Nightmare.
Next opponent: at #14 Tomsk Assassins (0-4)
#11 Vestfold Vikings (1-3) LW11 - Alright Vikings, that was a big loss last week, but you get to recuperate a little this week with the CPU Devil Bats.
I think you guys would do better if you elected a leader. And who could lead you Vikings any better than………..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1nzEFMjkI4
So put on your dancing shoes because this Viking party will last all night!
Come on now, with two teams named “Viking”, you just know I’d have to use the Techno Viking sooner or later.
All hail Techno Viking!
Next opponent: at #16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-4)
#12 West Charleville Sharpshooters (1-3) LW12 - Well it looks like the Sharpshooters are having trouble getting their aim straightened out and with the Gods coming to town, they better get it back in a hurry.
So why not give up this Sharpshooting crap and go for one of these…………
http://msp115.photobucket.com/albums/n294/Unclepockets420/AK47.jpg
AK-47, when you absolutely, positively have to kill every living mofo in the room!
Next opponent: #4 The Gods (3-1)
#13 House Of Pain (0-4) LW13 - Welcome to win #1, House of Pain!
Does it feel like you dreamt it would?
Well it better, because the next one could be a while.
Congrats and enjoy, though.
Next opponent: at #15 Aachen Spartans (0-4)
#14 Tomsk Assassins (0-4) LW14 - No news here, so click your pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/10Jennifer/Jennifer-43.jpg
Next opponent: #10 Tallinn Nightmare (1-3)
#15 Aachen Spartans (0-4) LW15 - Just click it.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/09Henriette/Henriette-24.jpg
Next opponent: #13 House Of Pain (0-4)
#16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-4) LW16 - Just click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/09Cecilie/Cecilie-39.jpg
Next opponent: #11 Vestfold Vikings (1-3)
*****WEEK 5 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
So I’ll keep track of my predictions week by week just to see if I am any dam good. In the Game of the Week's (GOW) I'll go up against my old pal, the On Line Magic 8 Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Yes, I really do consult an On Line Magic 8 Ball.
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 6-2 Week 2: 8-0 Week 3: 5-3 Week 4: 8-0
Overall: 27-5
SA’s GOW: 2-2
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 1-3
#2 Odessa Outrage (4-0) at #5 Excellence Express X Factor (3-1) = Odessa Outrage – Sticking with the pissed off gang.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#6 Cincinnati Tigers (3-1) at #1 Ukraine Freight Train (4-0) = Ukraine Freight Train – 43?
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#8 Sparta Baby Chickens (2-2) at #3 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (3-1) = Lithuanian Lumberjacks – Lumberjacks will end up with the win.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#9 Furious George (2-2) at Banja Luka Funky Bunch (3-1) = Banja Luka Funky Bunch – Easy win for the Funksters.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#4 The Gods (3-1) at #12 West Charleville Sharpshooters (1-3) = The Gods – Bullets do not work against Gods.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#10 Tallinn Nightmare (1-3) at #14 Tomsk Assassins (0-4) = Tallinn Nightmare – Easy win #2, Nightmare.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#13 House Of Pain (0-4) at #15 Aachen Spartans (0-4) = House Of Pain - HOP get their 1st win. Yay!
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#11 Vestfold Vikings (1-3) at #16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-4) = Vestfold Vikings - Vikings ear their 2nd win.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#6 Cincinnati Tigers (3-1) at #1 Ukraine Freight Train (4-0) -
Tigers, Freight Trains and GOW’s, oh my!
If you Tigers want to move up, here is the perfect chance! Knock off the #1 and a promotion is assured.
Can the Freight Train make it a 43rd straight win?
Can the Tigers pull off the unthinkable?
There can be only one!
We’ll find out in the GOW!
Let’s just get this one sim’d already!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Tigers beat the Freight Train?
8 Ball's answer: Yes.
SA's Pick: Ukraine Freight Train
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Cincinnati Tigers
24/48 beers! – Now that is more like it. A nice case of nutritious beer is waiting to be had this week and with three good match ups, we are back on track to sweet, sweet inebriation.
Split those beers up between……
The Sparta Baby Chickens against the Lumberjacks!
The EEXF take on the Odessa Outrage!
And in the GOW, the Tigers try to unseat the Ukraine Freight Train!
This is too much for me! I think I’m going into a GLB overdose!
Drink up those beers nice and early at 6 AM Wednesday morning while watching the games!
It’s never too early to drink beer and watch some GLB action!
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the Alpha teams in week 5!
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****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Warsaw War Gods (4-0) LW1 - What a surprise, the War Gods are #1……..again.
But it’s time to play another tough team. This time it’s the Meteors who are ready to take their shot at you guys.
Oh, another game, another week at #1.
Next opponent: at #5 Tunguska Meteors (3-1)
#2 Vatican City Bishops (4-0) LW - Well the Lord can’t help you now. The Archangels are up next and they have fought Satan himself a couple times and lived to tell about it.
A lot more at stake here than the Lord’s favor.
An undefeated record, a spot in the top 4, an edge in the playoff rankings.It will all be decided in the GOW.
Next opponent: at #3 Kaunas Archangels (4-0)
#3 Kaunas Archangels (4-0) LW5 - OK Archangels, you guys have certainly earned your seats in heaven with Archangels like……….
Gabriel - Gabriel is known as the angel who communicates with the Prophets.
Michael - Michael is often depicted as the Archangel of mercy who is responsible for bringing rain and thunder to Earth.
Raphael - Raphael is the Angel responsible for signaling the coming of Judgment Day by blowing a horn and sending out a Blast of Truth.
Azrael - Azrael is referred to as the angel of death.
And then there is Bill. Bill is the Archangel over all the really good parking spots when you are really looking for one.
But here in GLB you will need to fight for your right to go to the post season party……..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NdAUnnU9Ac
Next opponent: #2 Vatican City Bishops (4-0)
#4 Bratislava Zabijaks (3-1) LW6 - A pig killers work is never done. They wake up and they kill the piggies.
They eat lunch and then they kill the piggies.
They eat supper and then they kill more piggies.
They go to bed and they dream of killing the piggies.
This week, they substitute the Wombats for the piggies.
Next opponent: #6 Mombasa Wombats (3-1)
#5 Tunguska Meteors (3-1) LW7 - Great win over the Swarm, that’s the Meteors I remember.
But this week it’s the #1 team in all of Zeta that is next for you.
I think for this one you need to pull out the big guns……….
http://www.euro26.hu/fotok/TM_20070222080616-meteor.jpg
Next opponent: #1 Warsaw War Gods (4-0)
#6 Mombasa Wombats (3-1) LW8 -
Everything was going fine,
Until you faced the killers of swine.
But you are not pig, swine, hog nor boar,
You are Wombats that are looking for win #4.
So scratch and claw and you’ll turn out a winner,
And if you don’t it will be Wombat for dinner.
Next opponent: at #4 Bratislava Zabijaks (3-1)
#7 Serbia Swarm (3-1) LW3 - Well that was a tough loss you guys took last week. That was the bad news.
The good news is that you get to face the Pangs and Meltdowns back to back.
5 and 1, here we come!
Next opponent: at #12 Hungary Pangs (1-3)
#8 Border Reivers (3-1) LW4 - OK Reivers, just because the Black Hand is 1-3, doesn’t mean a sure fire win.
I know you need a rebound win after that big loss, but this is not the team to think an easy win.
Two more tough games and then a short break. So take care of bidnizz.
Next opponent: #11 Beograd Black Hand (1-3)
#9 Kentucky Bootleggers (2-2) LW9 - Bootleggers, Bootleggers, Bootleggers.
You guys better put the shine down and join an AA meeting or two.
You can do that this week in Secretville. What happens in Secretville, stays in Secretville because it is a ville….of secrets.
Enjoy your week off and then get ready for the Vikings and Meteors.
Next opponent: at #14 Secretville Offtopics (0-4)
#10 Berlin Vikings (2-2) LW10 - Well this is a nice break between tough games.
And you guys could use a break too, because the Bootleggers, Wombats and Zabijacks are all up next.
Ho-lee shit.
Next opponent: #13 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-3)
#11 Beograd Black Hand (1-3) LW11 - Oh man. This isn’t looking good fort he home team. But don’t give up, Black Hand, there are still plenty of chances to get the wins needed to make the playoffs.
And as long as you make it, anything can happen.
Next opponent: at #8 Border Reivers (3-1)
#12 Hungary Pangs (1-3) LW12 - Well, let me give you the bad news first.
Your next two losses…..I mean opponents are the Swarm and War Gods.
The good news is……..sorry, there is no good news. I was just trying to make you guys feel better about your situation.
Good luck, though.
Next opponent: #7 Serbia Swarm (3-1)
#13 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-3) LW13 - Enjoy that win, because it will be the last one for a while.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/10Claudia/Claudia-09.jpg
Next opponent: at #10 Berlin Vikings (2-2)
#14 Secretville Offtopics (0-4) LW14 - The topic this week fort he Offtopics is, what team from Secretville will be 0-5?
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/02Alexis/Alexis-35.jpg
Next opponent: #9 Kentucky Bootleggers (2-2)
#15 New Jersey Bombers (0-4) LW15 - The Bombers are just duds.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/12Carole/Carole-16.jpg
Next opponent: at #16 Springfield Meltdowns (0-4)
#16 Springfield Meltdowns (0-4) LW16 - I could put anuthing here and it wouldn’t matter.
%$#@!&*.................see.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/10Katie/Katie-38.jpg
Next opponent: #15 New Jersey Bombers (0-4)
*****WEEK 5 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my Zeta prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 5-3
Overall: 24-8
SA’s GOW: 2-2
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 3-1
#2 Vatican City Bishops (4-0) at #3 Kaunas Archangels (4-0) = Kaunas Archangels – These guys are on fire right now.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#1 Warsaw War Gods (4-0) at #5 Tunguska Meteors (3-1) = Warsaw War Gods – the Meteors are tough, but the War Gods have been dominating.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#6 Mombasa Wombats (3-1) at #4 Bratislava Zabijaks (3-1) = Bratislava Zabijaks – Sticking with the killers of swine.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#11 Beograd Black Hand (1-3) at #8 Border Reivers (3-1) = Border Reivers – Could be a tough one, but going with the Reivers.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#7 Serbia Swarm (3-1) at #12 Hungary Pangs (1-3) = Serbia Swarm – The Swarm will rebound against the Pangs.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#13 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-3) at #10 Berlin Vikings (2-2) = Berlin Vikings – Third win for the Vikes.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 New Jersey Bombers (0-4) at #16 Springfield Meltdowns (0-4) = Springfield Meltdowns – The most unimportant game……ever.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#9 Kentucky Bootleggers (2-2) at #14 Secretville Offtopics (0-4) = Kentucky Bootleggers – Easy win for the Bootleggers.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#2 Vatican City Bishops (4-0) at #3 Kaunas Archangels (4-0) -
Now this is a match up worthy of the GOW!
Bishops and Archangels in a game of strip GLB!
This one will be a holy war!
Get the Bible ready!
Get to praying and blessing!
The winner ascends to GLB heaven!
The loser goes straight to hell! Do not pass go! Do not collect $200!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Bishops beat the Archangels?
8 Ball's answer: Outlook not so good
SA's Pick: Kaunas Archangels
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Kaunas Archangels
26/48 beers! – Here we go chuckle heads!! 26 beers for Wednesday morning!
Who will be worthy of the drink?
The Wombats and the Zabijacks for starters!
Then we move on to the War Gods and the Meteors!
And then there is the GOW, which features the Vatican City Bishops battling the Kaunas Archangels!
Now those are some beer worthy match ups and the bad beer gas that follows!
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the Zeta teams in week 5!
It's time to...............
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0-iOwJiVDg
Week 5 is here and we get one game closer tot he playoffs!
OK, so the GOW's turned out to be blow out's, but that's the way the CPU sims it sometimes.
We still have some undefeated teams in Alpha. The Odessa Outrage and the Ukraine Freight Train still have perfect records. Plus, the Freight Train is working on their 43rd straight win this week.
Does anyone know what the GLB record for consecutive wins is? These guys could be close.
But a round of applause to their great efforts each week to really beat the hell out of us all. Thanks.........jerks.
And in Zeta, the Bishops, Archangels and War Gods enter week 5 with empty Loss columns. Congrats to you guys as well, but the Archangels and Bishops battle it out against each other this week, so one of you will be undefeated no more.
Good luck to you guys.
So if you were wondering where these were, blame the Broncos game on MNF last night. I'm a huge Broncos fan and I couldn't miss the game. It's the closest thing I have to actually having a real life.
But it was a great game if you are a Denver fan.
Anyways, we will have one less undefeated team for sure next week.
We will inch one step closer to the playoffs next week.
So who looks to be the teams taking control of the conference?
Right now I would put my money on The Freight Train and the War Gods.
But can we get an upset this week?
Can we get two new #1 teams next week?
Can I get a witness?
Enough with the questions! Just read the Sport's Page and your lives will all make sense........chuckle heads!!
You can't start the day without a good.......................
.........………LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Ukraine Freight Train (4-0) LW1 - And the magic just never ends in Ukraine!
That makes 42 straight wins and still counting. But the Tigers are up next and pose yet another threat to your Alpha domination, or are they just posers?
Well let’s find out and get to the sim already!
Next opponent: #6 Cincinnati Tigers (3-1)
#2 Odessa Outrage (4-0) LW2 - I just realized why you guys are always so angry and outraged. Just look at the names of your GM’s.
Team Owner – Furious JB
OC – Jim Force
GM – Furious Jig
With guys always furious and forceful, it’s no wonder why you guys are always Outraged.
Next time hire a GM with a name like, “Sweet Ass Johnson” or “Flower Picking Tim” or “Ned”. You guys might be a little happier if you do.
Next opponent: at #5 Excellence Express X Factor (3-1)
#3 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (3-1) LW3 - Well it looks like that lumberjack song got you guys all fired up. So now it’s back to work after beating up on the Bi-curious George.
This week it will be the Baby Chicks from Sparta coming to town and they are coming off of a huge win over the Assassins.
There is really only one way to take care of some baby chickens.
First get your eleven herbs and spices.
Then, roll that chicken around in those herbs and spices and put iti n the deep fryer.
When it’s done, put it in a bucket and serve with a choice of two side dishes and biscuits for $12.99.
And enjoy.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ew0ygfS5tl4/RnDgZfF_TWI/AAAAAAAAAqk/FePr8jk1KiI/s400/KFC+bucket+meal.jpg
Next opponent: #8 Sparta Baby Chickens (1-2)
#4 The Gods (3-1) LW4 - Three week’s of wedgie free football! Congrats Pedro!
That puts you Gods at 3-1 and with a good chance at that 4th win this week against the Sharpshooters.
Remember two things about the Sharpshooters, they can’t hit you if you keep running in a snake pattern and a Sharpshooter is not a shot you order at the bar.
Have fun in scenic West Charleville.
Next opponent: at #12 West Charleville Sharpshooters (1-3)
#5 Excellence Express X Factor (3-1) LW5 - Well that last win gives you three notches on your lipstick cases and now it’s time to take on the Outrage.
Why not go ahead and make your X Factor an X-rated Factor and treat them like an all anal gang bang movie.
That will give the Outrage something to be mad about.
Next opponent: #2 Odessa Outrage (4-0)
#6 Cincinnati Tigers (3-1) LW6 - OK Tigers, I came across the Freight Train’s devious plan on how to beat you guys and it is not pretty. They plan on getting you kitties drunk and stealing the win while you are all passed out.
Bad kitty!
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/15-1.jpg
Next opponent: at #1 Ukraine Freight Train (4-0)
#7 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (3-1) LW7 - The Funky Bunch vs Bi-curious George. Hmmmmm, that sounds like a porno movie to me.
Oh well, have fun Funky Bunch.
Next opponent: #9 Furious George (2-2)
#8 Sparta Baby Chickens (2-2) LW9 – So I guess if you crossed Sparta’s 300 with Baby Chickens you would end up with……..
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_60m8lUq6nr4/Rn0pXPpB3EI/AAAAAAAAARo/phpLfDb_LRM/s320/Sparta-KFC.jpg
Tough game ahead and with three legit easy win opportunities, you guys will need to game plan your tail feathers off to get enough wins to make theplayoffs.
Next opponent: at #3 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (3-1)
#9 Furious George (2-2) LW8 - When will this CPU go down?
How about this week.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/11Mary/Mary-14.jpg
Next opponent: at Banja Luka Funky Bunch (3-1)
#10 Tallinn Nightmare (1-3) LW10 - Finally here comes your second win!
The Tomsk Assassins are no match for you guys and are waiting for you to arrive.
They even catered the event just for you.
Those are the sweetest Assassins ever!
Sweet dreams, Nightmare.
Next opponent: at #14 Tomsk Assassins (0-4)
#11 Vestfold Vikings (1-3) LW11 - Alright Vikings, that was a big loss last week, but you get to recuperate a little this week with the CPU Devil Bats.
I think you guys would do better if you elected a leader. And who could lead you Vikings any better than………..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1nzEFMjkI4
So put on your dancing shoes because this Viking party will last all night!
Come on now, with two teams named “Viking”, you just know I’d have to use the Techno Viking sooner or later.
All hail Techno Viking!
Next opponent: at #16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-4)
#12 West Charleville Sharpshooters (1-3) LW12 - Well it looks like the Sharpshooters are having trouble getting their aim straightened out and with the Gods coming to town, they better get it back in a hurry.
So why not give up this Sharpshooting crap and go for one of these…………
http://msp115.photobucket.com/albums/n294/Unclepockets420/AK47.jpg
AK-47, when you absolutely, positively have to kill every living mofo in the room!
Next opponent: #4 The Gods (3-1)
#13 House Of Pain (0-4) LW13 - Welcome to win #1, House of Pain!
Does it feel like you dreamt it would?
Well it better, because the next one could be a while.
Congrats and enjoy, though.
Next opponent: at #15 Aachen Spartans (0-4)
#14 Tomsk Assassins (0-4) LW14 - No news here, so click your pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/10Jennifer/Jennifer-43.jpg
Next opponent: #10 Tallinn Nightmare (1-3)
#15 Aachen Spartans (0-4) LW15 - Just click it.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/09Henriette/Henriette-24.jpg
Next opponent: #13 House Of Pain (0-4)
#16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-4) LW16 - Just click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/09Cecilie/Cecilie-39.jpg
Next opponent: #11 Vestfold Vikings (1-3)
*****WEEK 5 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
So I’ll keep track of my predictions week by week just to see if I am any dam good. In the Game of the Week's (GOW) I'll go up against my old pal, the On Line Magic 8 Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Yes, I really do consult an On Line Magic 8 Ball.
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 6-2 Week 2: 8-0 Week 3: 5-3 Week 4: 8-0
Overall: 27-5
SA’s GOW: 2-2
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 1-3
#2 Odessa Outrage (4-0) at #5 Excellence Express X Factor (3-1) = Odessa Outrage – Sticking with the pissed off gang.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#6 Cincinnati Tigers (3-1) at #1 Ukraine Freight Train (4-0) = Ukraine Freight Train – 43?
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#8 Sparta Baby Chickens (2-2) at #3 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (3-1) = Lithuanian Lumberjacks – Lumberjacks will end up with the win.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#9 Furious George (2-2) at Banja Luka Funky Bunch (3-1) = Banja Luka Funky Bunch – Easy win for the Funksters.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#4 The Gods (3-1) at #12 West Charleville Sharpshooters (1-3) = The Gods – Bullets do not work against Gods.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#10 Tallinn Nightmare (1-3) at #14 Tomsk Assassins (0-4) = Tallinn Nightmare – Easy win #2, Nightmare.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#13 House Of Pain (0-4) at #15 Aachen Spartans (0-4) = House Of Pain - HOP get their 1st win. Yay!
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#11 Vestfold Vikings (1-3) at #16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-4) = Vestfold Vikings - Vikings ear their 2nd win.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#6 Cincinnati Tigers (3-1) at #1 Ukraine Freight Train (4-0) -
Tigers, Freight Trains and GOW’s, oh my!
If you Tigers want to move up, here is the perfect chance! Knock off the #1 and a promotion is assured.
Can the Freight Train make it a 43rd straight win?
Can the Tigers pull off the unthinkable?
There can be only one!
We’ll find out in the GOW!
Let’s just get this one sim’d already!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Tigers beat the Freight Train?
8 Ball's answer: Yes.
SA's Pick: Ukraine Freight Train
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Cincinnati Tigers
24/48 beers! – Now that is more like it. A nice case of nutritious beer is waiting to be had this week and with three good match ups, we are back on track to sweet, sweet inebriation.
Split those beers up between……
The Sparta Baby Chickens against the Lumberjacks!
The EEXF take on the Odessa Outrage!
And in the GOW, the Tigers try to unseat the Ukraine Freight Train!
This is too much for me! I think I’m going into a GLB overdose!
Drink up those beers nice and early at 6 AM Wednesday morning while watching the games!
It’s never too early to drink beer and watch some GLB action!
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the Alpha teams in week 5!
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****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Warsaw War Gods (4-0) LW1 - What a surprise, the War Gods are #1……..again.
But it’s time to play another tough team. This time it’s the Meteors who are ready to take their shot at you guys.
Oh, another game, another week at #1.
Next opponent: at #5 Tunguska Meteors (3-1)
#2 Vatican City Bishops (4-0) LW - Well the Lord can’t help you now. The Archangels are up next and they have fought Satan himself a couple times and lived to tell about it.
A lot more at stake here than the Lord’s favor.
An undefeated record, a spot in the top 4, an edge in the playoff rankings.It will all be decided in the GOW.
Next opponent: at #3 Kaunas Archangels (4-0)
#3 Kaunas Archangels (4-0) LW5 - OK Archangels, you guys have certainly earned your seats in heaven with Archangels like……….
Gabriel - Gabriel is known as the angel who communicates with the Prophets.
Michael - Michael is often depicted as the Archangel of mercy who is responsible for bringing rain and thunder to Earth.
Raphael - Raphael is the Angel responsible for signaling the coming of Judgment Day by blowing a horn and sending out a Blast of Truth.
Azrael - Azrael is referred to as the angel of death.
And then there is Bill. Bill is the Archangel over all the really good parking spots when you are really looking for one.
But here in GLB you will need to fight for your right to go to the post season party……..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NdAUnnU9Ac
Next opponent: #2 Vatican City Bishops (4-0)
#4 Bratislava Zabijaks (3-1) LW6 - A pig killers work is never done. They wake up and they kill the piggies.
They eat lunch and then they kill the piggies.
They eat supper and then they kill more piggies.
They go to bed and they dream of killing the piggies.
This week, they substitute the Wombats for the piggies.
Next opponent: #6 Mombasa Wombats (3-1)
#5 Tunguska Meteors (3-1) LW7 - Great win over the Swarm, that’s the Meteors I remember.
But this week it’s the #1 team in all of Zeta that is next for you.
I think for this one you need to pull out the big guns……….
http://www.euro26.hu/fotok/TM_20070222080616-meteor.jpg
Next opponent: #1 Warsaw War Gods (4-0)
#6 Mombasa Wombats (3-1) LW8 -
Everything was going fine,
Until you faced the killers of swine.
But you are not pig, swine, hog nor boar,
You are Wombats that are looking for win #4.
So scratch and claw and you’ll turn out a winner,
And if you don’t it will be Wombat for dinner.
Next opponent: at #4 Bratislava Zabijaks (3-1)
#7 Serbia Swarm (3-1) LW3 - Well that was a tough loss you guys took last week. That was the bad news.
The good news is that you get to face the Pangs and Meltdowns back to back.
5 and 1, here we come!
Next opponent: at #12 Hungary Pangs (1-3)
#8 Border Reivers (3-1) LW4 - OK Reivers, just because the Black Hand is 1-3, doesn’t mean a sure fire win.
I know you need a rebound win after that big loss, but this is not the team to think an easy win.
Two more tough games and then a short break. So take care of bidnizz.
Next opponent: #11 Beograd Black Hand (1-3)
#9 Kentucky Bootleggers (2-2) LW9 - Bootleggers, Bootleggers, Bootleggers.
You guys better put the shine down and join an AA meeting or two.
You can do that this week in Secretville. What happens in Secretville, stays in Secretville because it is a ville….of secrets.
Enjoy your week off and then get ready for the Vikings and Meteors.
Next opponent: at #14 Secretville Offtopics (0-4)
#10 Berlin Vikings (2-2) LW10 - Well this is a nice break between tough games.
And you guys could use a break too, because the Bootleggers, Wombats and Zabijacks are all up next.
Ho-lee shit.
Next opponent: #13 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-3)
#11 Beograd Black Hand (1-3) LW11 - Oh man. This isn’t looking good fort he home team. But don’t give up, Black Hand, there are still plenty of chances to get the wins needed to make the playoffs.
And as long as you make it, anything can happen.
Next opponent: at #8 Border Reivers (3-1)
#12 Hungary Pangs (1-3) LW12 - Well, let me give you the bad news first.
Your next two losses…..I mean opponents are the Swarm and War Gods.
The good news is……..sorry, there is no good news. I was just trying to make you guys feel better about your situation.
Good luck, though.
Next opponent: #7 Serbia Swarm (3-1)
#13 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-3) LW13 - Enjoy that win, because it will be the last one for a while.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/10Claudia/Claudia-09.jpg
Next opponent: at #10 Berlin Vikings (2-2)
#14 Secretville Offtopics (0-4) LW14 - The topic this week fort he Offtopics is, what team from Secretville will be 0-5?
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/02Alexis/Alexis-35.jpg
Next opponent: #9 Kentucky Bootleggers (2-2)
#15 New Jersey Bombers (0-4) LW15 - The Bombers are just duds.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/12Carole/Carole-16.jpg
Next opponent: at #16 Springfield Meltdowns (0-4)
#16 Springfield Meltdowns (0-4) LW16 - I could put anuthing here and it wouldn’t matter.
%$#@!&*.................see.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/10Katie/Katie-38.jpg
Next opponent: #15 New Jersey Bombers (0-4)
*****WEEK 5 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my Zeta prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 5-3
Overall: 24-8
SA’s GOW: 2-2
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 3-1
#2 Vatican City Bishops (4-0) at #3 Kaunas Archangels (4-0) = Kaunas Archangels – These guys are on fire right now.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#1 Warsaw War Gods (4-0) at #5 Tunguska Meteors (3-1) = Warsaw War Gods – the Meteors are tough, but the War Gods have been dominating.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#6 Mombasa Wombats (3-1) at #4 Bratislava Zabijaks (3-1) = Bratislava Zabijaks – Sticking with the killers of swine.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#11 Beograd Black Hand (1-3) at #8 Border Reivers (3-1) = Border Reivers – Could be a tough one, but going with the Reivers.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#7 Serbia Swarm (3-1) at #12 Hungary Pangs (1-3) = Serbia Swarm – The Swarm will rebound against the Pangs.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#13 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-3) at #10 Berlin Vikings (2-2) = Berlin Vikings – Third win for the Vikes.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 New Jersey Bombers (0-4) at #16 Springfield Meltdowns (0-4) = Springfield Meltdowns – The most unimportant game……ever.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#9 Kentucky Bootleggers (2-2) at #14 Secretville Offtopics (0-4) = Kentucky Bootleggers – Easy win for the Bootleggers.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#2 Vatican City Bishops (4-0) at #3 Kaunas Archangels (4-0) -
Now this is a match up worthy of the GOW!
Bishops and Archangels in a game of strip GLB!
This one will be a holy war!
Get the Bible ready!
Get to praying and blessing!
The winner ascends to GLB heaven!
The loser goes straight to hell! Do not pass go! Do not collect $200!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Bishops beat the Archangels?
8 Ball's answer: Outlook not so good
SA's Pick: Kaunas Archangels
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Kaunas Archangels
26/48 beers! – Here we go chuckle heads!! 26 beers for Wednesday morning!
Who will be worthy of the drink?
The Wombats and the Zabijacks for starters!
Then we move on to the War Gods and the Meteors!
And then there is the GOW, which features the Vatican City Bishops battling the Kaunas Archangels!
Now those are some beer worthy match ups and the bad beer gas that follows!
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the Zeta teams in week 5!
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