Welcome to week 4, everybody!!
Take no prisoners this week!
Show no mercy!
Never surrender!
Play your guts out and…………….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO_QntXc-c4
Well the GOW’s were a couple of blow outs and we have the same two teams at #1 this week.
The Freight Train remain #1 after their pummeling of the Funky Bunch in the Alpha GOW.
And the War Gods destroyed the Offtopics to retain their seat at #1 in Zeta.
The Serbia Swarm rolled over the Berlin Vikings in the Zeta GOW to stay undefeated and in the hunt for the top spot.
So we are officially ¼ of the way over with the season after these next set of games are played out.
Whose stock is rising in Alpha you ask?
Well……………
I would say invest your hard earned cash into The Gods Inc.
The Gods have secured two straight wins over decent opponents and I think there stock went up 10 points.
If you are looking for a team to invest in Zeta, why not put some dough into the Warsaw War Gods.
These guys have destroyed two 60+ rated teams and they are looking very solid this week and they don’t even need a government bailout.
Good luck this week, fellas’.
Is there anyone out there to answer the call to knock off the #1 teams this week?
Is there a team out there that can become the next #1?
Is there any left over pizza?
Shaddup and read the Sport’s Page to find out, chuckle heads!!
No matter what language you speak, everyone understands………
………LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Ukraine Freight Train (3-0) LW1 - …….38…….39……..40…….41!!!
41 straight wins!
F you, dudes!
So you blew away the Funky Bunch to get that 41st straight victory.
F you, dudes!
So I guess you guys earned a little vacation…………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RHTiXvELNg
Take the day off and enjoy a win you don’t have to prepare for.
Congrats……………..and F you, dudes!
Next opponent: #16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-3)
#2 Odessa Outrage (3-0) LW3 - Don’t get mad, get……..OUTRAGED!!!!
The Sharpshooters are up next and I don’t think you will have a problem with them.
So enjoy your win.
Next opponent: #12 West Charleville Sharpshooters (1-2)
#3 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (2-1) LW4 - Well Lumberjacks, it’s time to take on a CPU team.
Wake me when it’s over……….Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………………
Next opponent: at #8 Furious George (2-1)
#4 The Gods (2-1) LW5 - Two straight weeks wedgie free!!
You guys are back on that winning track and it looks like a third straight win is up next for you Gods.
If you guys do win, how about throwing a toga party?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5zsLfgwBTg
…….and don’t forget to invite your old pal SA.
Next opponent: #15 Aachen Spartans (0-3)
#5 Excellence Express X Factor (2-1) LW6 - The Excellence Express has been playing……..well, excellent.
They destroyed the Bi-curious George and deep fried the Baby Chicks and now they are looking to turn the Nightmare into a wet dream.
If anyone could do it, it would be the Excellence Express X Factor because they are……………well, they are excellent.
Next opponent: at #10 Tallinn Nightmare (1-2)
#6 Cincinnati Tigers (2-1) LW7 - The Tigers are on a rampage! 248-0 over the Devil Bats!
But don’t go licking your fur balls just yet!
The House of Pain has decided to stop in and try to skin you cats alive, they do like their pain.
Bare your teeth and sharpen those claws, because win #3 could be next.
Next opponent: #13 House Of Pain (0-3)
#7 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (2-1) LW2 - Oh how hard the mighty fall. You guys got walloped. You guys are still in the top half of the league and there is plenty of GLB to be sim’d yet. So get back to work and try to figure out how to beat the Vikings.
Next opponent: at #11 Vestfold Vikings (1-2)
#8 Furious George (2-1) LW11 - 2-1 for a CPU team? Not bad, but not worth the effort either.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/04Agustina/Agustina-09.jpg
Next opponent: #3 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (2-1)
#9 Sparta Baby Chickens (1-2) LW8 – Well that last game had you guys running around like a chicken with it’s head cut off. LOL…….get it?......you guys are chickens and your head was…………aw, fuck it.
This next game should be a lot better for you Baby Chicks. The Assassins don’t seem to be doing well, so this is your chance at win #2.
Next opponent: #14 Tomsk Assassins (0-3)
#10 Tallinn Nightmare (1-2) LW9 - The Nightmare are still searching for that second win after letting an excellent chance at it slip through their fingers.
Speaking of excellent chances, the Excellence Express X Factor are swinging into town, but the excellent chance is more likely for them than for you Nightmares.
Next opponent: #5 Excellence Express X Factor (2-1)
#11 Vestfold Vikings (1-2) LW10 - The Lumberjacks really chopped up your longboats and sunk you Vikings last game.
You guys need to rebound and now might be the best time to get a win over a quality team.
The Funky Bunch are reeling from a big loss and if you strike quickly you could end up with a win.
Next opponent: #7 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (2-1)
#12 West Charleville Sharpshooters (1-2) LW13 - Whew! You just squeaked out a win last week overt he Nightmare, so nicely done.
Let’s see if you can keep your momentum going and get a ZW over the Outrage in a GOW.
Next opponent: at #2 Odessa Outrage (3-0)
#13 House Of Pain (0-3) LW12 - Sorry HOP, but I just don’t see you guys beating the Tigers this week.
But on a good note, you did score 31 points on the Gods.
But on a bad note, you still lost.
But on a good note, you will face Aachen after this weeks loss and have a chance at your first win of the season.
Next opponent: at #6 Cincinnati Tigers (2-1)
#14 Tomsk Assassins (0-3) LW14 - Assassins? More like asses.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/01Amy/Amy-35.jpg
Next opponent: at #9 Sparta Baby Chickens (1-2)
#15 Aachen Spartans (0-3) LW15 - Take your pic and enjoy the Lounge.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/03Okasana/Oksana-03.jpg
Next opponent: at #4 The Gods (2-1)
#16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-3) LW16 - No comment.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/06Kasie/Kasie-26.jpg
Next opponent: at #1 Ukraine Freight Train (3-0)
*****WEEK 4 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
So I’ll keep track of my predictions week by week just to see if I am any dam good. In the Game of the Week's (GOW) I'll go up against my old pal, the On Line Magic 8 Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Yes, I really do consult an On Line Magic 8 Ball.
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 6-2 Week 2: 8-0 Week 3: 5-3
Overall: 19-5
SA’s GOW: 1-2
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 1-2
#5 Excellence Express X Factor (2-1) at #10 Tallinn Nightmare (1-2) = Excellence Express X Factor – The X factor will show their excellence this week.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#7 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (2-1) at #11 Vestfold Vikings (1-2) = Banja Luka Funky Bunch – Funky Bunch to rebound after a butt smacking loss.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#12 West Charleville Sharpshooters (1-2) at #2 Odessa Outrage (3-0) = Odessa Outrage – Outrage look really mad, but with a name like the Outrage you will always look pissed off.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#13 House Of Pain (0-3) at #6 Cincinnati Tigers (2-1) = Cincinnati Tigers – The Tigers will be turned loose in the House of Pain this week.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#3 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (2-1) at #8 Furious George (2-1) = Lithuanian Lumberjacks – The Lumberjacks will turn Furious George into Bi-curious George.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#14 Tomsk Assassins (0-3) at #9 Sparta Baby Chickens (1-2) = Sparta Baby Chickens – No Baby Chicken hunting this week. Sparta goes to 2-2.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 Aachen Spartans (0-3) at #4 The Gods (2-1) = The Gods – Gods go to 3-1.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-3) at #1 Ukraine Freight Train (3-0) = Ukraine Freight Train – Easy pick here.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#12 West Charleville Sharpshooters (1-2) at #2 Odessa Outrage (3-0) -
The Outrage will be taking on………….the Sharpshooters?
Hey, they can’t all be great match ups, but this one has what it takes to be here!
The Sharpshooters need a win to get back in the race and the Outrage will just win.
The Sharpshooters are ready to take down the Outrage one pissed off player at a time!
The Outrage are just always really mad about something!
This one is a No DQ Match!
Steel chairs? Use them!
Fire extinguishers? Spray them!
Sledge hammers? Pound them!
Taking the opposing players mother out for a very nice seafood dinner and never calling her again? Oh that is low, but…….DUMP HER!
Nothing is sacred in this one! Good luck you guys!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Sharpshooters beat the Outrage?
8 Ball's answer: Signs point to yes
SA's Pick: Odessa Outrage
Magic 8 Ball Pick: West Charleville Sharpshooters
19/48 beers! – Wow. Not even a case this week. Let’s face it, the match up’s in Alpha are not the best this week.
My advice is to save the 19 beers and save them fort he Zeta games. That way with the rest of those beers in Zeta, plus these 19, we should get shloshed enough to forget that these games are even here.
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the Alpha teams in week 4!
____________________________________________________________________________
****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Warsaw War Gods (3-0) LW1 - The War Gods have been winning in dominating fashion, although allowing the Offtopics to score 24 points on you is a little odd. But they are the #1 team again this week nonetheless.
This week it’s the Berlin Vikings who will be knocking on the War Gods door.
But like all good War Gods, to the victor goes the spoils, including the women.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1l9r60oH8g
Next opponent: #10 Berlin Vikings (2-1)
#2 Vatican City Bishops (3-0) LW3 - And on the seventh day, the Lord rested. And so shall the Bishops, because the Springfield Meltdowns are in town.
Enjoy your day off.
Next opponent: #16 Springfield Meltdowns (0-3)
#3 Serbia Swarm (3-0) LW4 - And the Swarm just keeps buzzing along. A 60-3 win overt he Vikings puts you at 3-0 and moving up one space in the countdown to #3 this week.
But a busy bee’s work is never done. So the Tunguska Meteors are up next and you will need the entire hive to get a win over these guys.
Next opponent: #7 Tunguska Meteors (2-1)
#4 Border Reivers (3-0) LW5 - How does that old saying go? If you want to be the best, you have to beat the best.
And up next is prolly the biggest game of season 12 for the Reivers.
The Archangels are 3-0 and are moving up quick. The CPU already has them at #1, so if you guys want to stay in the Top 4, you will have to win here fo’ sho’!
Next opponent: #5 Kaunas Archangels (3-0)
#5 Kaunas Archangels (3-0) LW6 - You guys held off the Black Hand just enough to seal up the win against Beograd. But if you want to break into the Top 4, now is the time to get the win.
This game has GOW written all over it.
Next opponent: at #4 Border Reivers (3-0)
#6 Bratislava Zabijaks (2-1) LW9 - These guys kill more pigs than the swine flu.
They gutted the Range Roamers and are ready to move on to some Bootleggers.
Time to play some GLB, Zabijack style!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rE8MQ-QEqg
Next opponent: at #9 Kentucky Bootleggers (2-1)
#7 Tunguska Meteors (2-1) LW10 - I know Psyborg doesn’t take losses against quality teams lightly and I know they don’t put up with back to back losses against the good teams. So this next game will be a great battle indeed.
I mean come on, a swarm against a meteor? The meteor should win every time.
Next opponent: at #3 Serbia Swarm (3-0)
#8 Mombasa Wombats (2-1) LW11 - You Wombats had a big win over the Bootleggers and up next is the Black Hand. But don’t get too cocky just yet, just because they are 1-2 doesn’t mean they are a bad team. Their two losses were by the slimmest of margins against two really good teams.
So sharpen your little herbivore claws and put on your face of death for this one.
http://www.cookplanetarium.us/pics/wombat.jpg
Next opponent: at #11 Beograd Black Hand (1-2)
#9 Kentucky Bootleggers (2-1) LW2 - Time to face the pig killers. Put away the shine, because these swine serial killers mean business. Grab a win here and you could put some distance between yourself and the rest of the pack.
Next opponent: #6 Bratislava Zabijaks (2-1)
#10 Berlin Vikings (2-1) LW7 - Uh-oh, don’t look now but the War Gods are up next.
These Vikings are going to have to get their swords and axes sharpened and fix the leaks in the longboats from the beating from the last game and get prepared for the #1 team in all of Zeta.
Time for you Vikings to bring out the berserkers!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAe3NLbaZfU
Next opponent: at #1 Warsaw War Gods (3-0)
#11 Beograd Black Hand (1-2) LW8 - CRAP!! We just can’t get those close ones!
Maybe it’s me? I’m going to do some reverse psychology this time and pick against us this time around. Maybe the mojo will swing back our way.
I mean we go for the hot chick, but always end up taking home the hot chick’s fat friend.
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/katemossBIG0904_468x469.jpg
Next opponent: #8 Mombasa Wombats (2-1)
#12 Hungary Pangs (0-3) LW12 - The Hungary Pangs are having hunger pains for a win. Well here is your chance! The CPU Bombers can make a saltine cracker taste like a Ritz to a starving man.
So eat up, Pangs.
Next opponent: at #15 New Jersey Bombers (0-3)
#13 Buffalo Range Roamers (0-3) LW13 - Click link below.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/03Nikki/Nikki-40.jpg
Next opponent: #14 Secretville Offtopics (0-3)
#14 Secretville Offtopics (0-3) LW14 - Move cursor over link and left click.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/09Morgan/Morgan-36.jpg
Next opponent: at #13 Buffalo Range Roamers (0-3)
#15 New Jersey Bombers (0-3) LW15 - Click.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/08Jen/Jen-12.jpg
Next opponent: #12 Hungary Pangs (0-3)
#16 Springfield Meltdowns (0-3) LW16 - Click.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/12Stacie/Stacie-23.jpg
Next opponent: at #2 Vatican City Bishops (3-0)
*****WEEK 4 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my Zeta prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2
Overall: 19-5
SA’s GOW: 1-2
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 2-1
#5 Kaunas Archangels (3-0) at #4 Border Reivers (3-0) = Kaunas Archangels – Archangels are ready to smite some Reivers.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#10 Berlin Vikings (2-1) at #1 Warsaw War Gods (3-0) = Warsaw War Gods – War Gods or Vikings? Go with the War Gods.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#6 Bratislava Zabijaks (2-1) at #9 Kentucky Bootleggers (2-1) = Kentucky Bootleggers – Really good match up here, but I’m sticking with the Bootleggers.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#7 Tunguska Meteors (2-1) at #3 Serbia Swarm (3-0) = Serbia Swarm – Tough match up, but I like the Swarm to come out on top of this one. Projected score: 31-28.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#8 Mombasa Wombats (2-1) at #11 Beograd Black Hand (1-2) = Mombasa Wombats – let’s try some reverse psychology here.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#14 Secretville Offtopics (0-3) at #13 Buffalo Range Roamers (0-3) = Buffalo Range Roamers – well one of these teams has to win, unless it’s a tie.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#12 Hungary Pangs (0-3) at #15 New Jersey Bombers (0-3) = Hungary Pangs – the Pangs get win #1.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#16 Springfield Meltdowns (0-3) at #2 Vatican City Bishops (3-0) = Vatican City Bishops – 4-0 for the Bishops.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#5 Kaunas Archangels (3-0) at #4 Border Reivers (3-0) -
Archangels……..Reivers…………two teams that just don’t like each other!
These guys are gunning for the same thing and they are in each others way!
One team will go down and the other will rise to the top!
We could settle this one by means of conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives.
I say we just let them go at it!
I think we all remember what happened the last time two teams went at it with this much hatred……………..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APGGKrMyZ3o
May they rest in pieces.
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Archangels beat the Reivers?
8 Ball's answer: Outlook Good
SA's Pick: Kaunas Archangels
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Kaunas Archangels
28/48 beers! – Now this is what I’m talking about!
Five really beer worthy match ups!
The Wombats vs the Black Hand!
The Meteors vs the Swarm!
The Vikings vs the War Gods!
The Zabijaks vs the Bootleggers!
And in the GOW, the Archangels take on the Reivers!
I am not at all afraid to say that I have a GLB boner right now!!
So throw the ribs on the smoker, put the burgers on the grill, fill the bucket of beer with ice and get your favorite lotion or lubricant set right next to you because this will be one of the best Monday mornings EVER!!!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xjj0k_benny-hill-a-l-hopital_fun
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the Zeta teams in week 4!
Take no prisoners this week!
Show no mercy!
Never surrender!
Play your guts out and…………….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO_QntXc-c4
Well the GOW’s were a couple of blow outs and we have the same two teams at #1 this week.
The Freight Train remain #1 after their pummeling of the Funky Bunch in the Alpha GOW.
And the War Gods destroyed the Offtopics to retain their seat at #1 in Zeta.
The Serbia Swarm rolled over the Berlin Vikings in the Zeta GOW to stay undefeated and in the hunt for the top spot.
So we are officially ¼ of the way over with the season after these next set of games are played out.
Whose stock is rising in Alpha you ask?
Well……………
I would say invest your hard earned cash into The Gods Inc.
The Gods have secured two straight wins over decent opponents and I think there stock went up 10 points.
If you are looking for a team to invest in Zeta, why not put some dough into the Warsaw War Gods.
These guys have destroyed two 60+ rated teams and they are looking very solid this week and they don’t even need a government bailout.
Good luck this week, fellas’.
Is there anyone out there to answer the call to knock off the #1 teams this week?
Is there a team out there that can become the next #1?
Is there any left over pizza?
Shaddup and read the Sport’s Page to find out, chuckle heads!!
No matter what language you speak, everyone understands………
………LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Ukraine Freight Train (3-0) LW1 - …….38…….39……..40…….41!!!
41 straight wins!
F you, dudes!
So you blew away the Funky Bunch to get that 41st straight victory.
F you, dudes!
So I guess you guys earned a little vacation…………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RHTiXvELNg
Take the day off and enjoy a win you don’t have to prepare for.
Congrats……………..and F you, dudes!
Next opponent: #16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-3)
#2 Odessa Outrage (3-0) LW3 - Don’t get mad, get……..OUTRAGED!!!!
The Sharpshooters are up next and I don’t think you will have a problem with them.
So enjoy your win.
Next opponent: #12 West Charleville Sharpshooters (1-2)
#3 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (2-1) LW4 - Well Lumberjacks, it’s time to take on a CPU team.
Wake me when it’s over……….Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………………
Next opponent: at #8 Furious George (2-1)
#4 The Gods (2-1) LW5 - Two straight weeks wedgie free!!
You guys are back on that winning track and it looks like a third straight win is up next for you Gods.
If you guys do win, how about throwing a toga party?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5zsLfgwBTg
…….and don’t forget to invite your old pal SA.
Next opponent: #15 Aachen Spartans (0-3)
#5 Excellence Express X Factor (2-1) LW6 - The Excellence Express has been playing……..well, excellent.
They destroyed the Bi-curious George and deep fried the Baby Chicks and now they are looking to turn the Nightmare into a wet dream.
If anyone could do it, it would be the Excellence Express X Factor because they are……………well, they are excellent.
Next opponent: at #10 Tallinn Nightmare (1-2)
#6 Cincinnati Tigers (2-1) LW7 - The Tigers are on a rampage! 248-0 over the Devil Bats!
But don’t go licking your fur balls just yet!
The House of Pain has decided to stop in and try to skin you cats alive, they do like their pain.
Bare your teeth and sharpen those claws, because win #3 could be next.
Next opponent: #13 House Of Pain (0-3)
#7 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (2-1) LW2 - Oh how hard the mighty fall. You guys got walloped. You guys are still in the top half of the league and there is plenty of GLB to be sim’d yet. So get back to work and try to figure out how to beat the Vikings.
Next opponent: at #11 Vestfold Vikings (1-2)
#8 Furious George (2-1) LW11 - 2-1 for a CPU team? Not bad, but not worth the effort either.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/04Agustina/Agustina-09.jpg
Next opponent: #3 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (2-1)
#9 Sparta Baby Chickens (1-2) LW8 – Well that last game had you guys running around like a chicken with it’s head cut off. LOL…….get it?......you guys are chickens and your head was…………aw, fuck it.
This next game should be a lot better for you Baby Chicks. The Assassins don’t seem to be doing well, so this is your chance at win #2.
Next opponent: #14 Tomsk Assassins (0-3)
#10 Tallinn Nightmare (1-2) LW9 - The Nightmare are still searching for that second win after letting an excellent chance at it slip through their fingers.
Speaking of excellent chances, the Excellence Express X Factor are swinging into town, but the excellent chance is more likely for them than for you Nightmares.
Next opponent: #5 Excellence Express X Factor (2-1)
#11 Vestfold Vikings (1-2) LW10 - The Lumberjacks really chopped up your longboats and sunk you Vikings last game.
You guys need to rebound and now might be the best time to get a win over a quality team.
The Funky Bunch are reeling from a big loss and if you strike quickly you could end up with a win.
Next opponent: #7 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (2-1)
#12 West Charleville Sharpshooters (1-2) LW13 - Whew! You just squeaked out a win last week overt he Nightmare, so nicely done.
Let’s see if you can keep your momentum going and get a ZW over the Outrage in a GOW.
Next opponent: at #2 Odessa Outrage (3-0)
#13 House Of Pain (0-3) LW12 - Sorry HOP, but I just don’t see you guys beating the Tigers this week.
But on a good note, you did score 31 points on the Gods.
But on a bad note, you still lost.
But on a good note, you will face Aachen after this weeks loss and have a chance at your first win of the season.
Next opponent: at #6 Cincinnati Tigers (2-1)
#14 Tomsk Assassins (0-3) LW14 - Assassins? More like asses.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/01Amy/Amy-35.jpg
Next opponent: at #9 Sparta Baby Chickens (1-2)
#15 Aachen Spartans (0-3) LW15 - Take your pic and enjoy the Lounge.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/03Okasana/Oksana-03.jpg
Next opponent: at #4 The Gods (2-1)
#16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-3) LW16 - No comment.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/06Kasie/Kasie-26.jpg
Next opponent: at #1 Ukraine Freight Train (3-0)
*****WEEK 4 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
So I’ll keep track of my predictions week by week just to see if I am any dam good. In the Game of the Week's (GOW) I'll go up against my old pal, the On Line Magic 8 Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Yes, I really do consult an On Line Magic 8 Ball.
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 6-2 Week 2: 8-0 Week 3: 5-3
Overall: 19-5
SA’s GOW: 1-2
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 1-2
#5 Excellence Express X Factor (2-1) at #10 Tallinn Nightmare (1-2) = Excellence Express X Factor – The X factor will show their excellence this week.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#7 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (2-1) at #11 Vestfold Vikings (1-2) = Banja Luka Funky Bunch – Funky Bunch to rebound after a butt smacking loss.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#12 West Charleville Sharpshooters (1-2) at #2 Odessa Outrage (3-0) = Odessa Outrage – Outrage look really mad, but with a name like the Outrage you will always look pissed off.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#13 House Of Pain (0-3) at #6 Cincinnati Tigers (2-1) = Cincinnati Tigers – The Tigers will be turned loose in the House of Pain this week.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#3 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (2-1) at #8 Furious George (2-1) = Lithuanian Lumberjacks – The Lumberjacks will turn Furious George into Bi-curious George.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#14 Tomsk Assassins (0-3) at #9 Sparta Baby Chickens (1-2) = Sparta Baby Chickens – No Baby Chicken hunting this week. Sparta goes to 2-2.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 Aachen Spartans (0-3) at #4 The Gods (2-1) = The Gods – Gods go to 3-1.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-3) at #1 Ukraine Freight Train (3-0) = Ukraine Freight Train – Easy pick here.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#12 West Charleville Sharpshooters (1-2) at #2 Odessa Outrage (3-0) -
The Outrage will be taking on………….the Sharpshooters?
Hey, they can’t all be great match ups, but this one has what it takes to be here!
The Sharpshooters need a win to get back in the race and the Outrage will just win.
The Sharpshooters are ready to take down the Outrage one pissed off player at a time!
The Outrage are just always really mad about something!
This one is a No DQ Match!
Steel chairs? Use them!
Fire extinguishers? Spray them!
Sledge hammers? Pound them!
Taking the opposing players mother out for a very nice seafood dinner and never calling her again? Oh that is low, but…….DUMP HER!
Nothing is sacred in this one! Good luck you guys!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Sharpshooters beat the Outrage?
8 Ball's answer: Signs point to yes
SA's Pick: Odessa Outrage
Magic 8 Ball Pick: West Charleville Sharpshooters
19/48 beers! – Wow. Not even a case this week. Let’s face it, the match up’s in Alpha are not the best this week.
My advice is to save the 19 beers and save them fort he Zeta games. That way with the rest of those beers in Zeta, plus these 19, we should get shloshed enough to forget that these games are even here.
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the Alpha teams in week 4!
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****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Warsaw War Gods (3-0) LW1 - The War Gods have been winning in dominating fashion, although allowing the Offtopics to score 24 points on you is a little odd. But they are the #1 team again this week nonetheless.
This week it’s the Berlin Vikings who will be knocking on the War Gods door.
But like all good War Gods, to the victor goes the spoils, including the women.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1l9r60oH8g
Next opponent: #10 Berlin Vikings (2-1)
#2 Vatican City Bishops (3-0) LW3 - And on the seventh day, the Lord rested. And so shall the Bishops, because the Springfield Meltdowns are in town.
Enjoy your day off.
Next opponent: #16 Springfield Meltdowns (0-3)
#3 Serbia Swarm (3-0) LW4 - And the Swarm just keeps buzzing along. A 60-3 win overt he Vikings puts you at 3-0 and moving up one space in the countdown to #3 this week.
But a busy bee’s work is never done. So the Tunguska Meteors are up next and you will need the entire hive to get a win over these guys.
Next opponent: #7 Tunguska Meteors (2-1)
#4 Border Reivers (3-0) LW5 - How does that old saying go? If you want to be the best, you have to beat the best.
And up next is prolly the biggest game of season 12 for the Reivers.
The Archangels are 3-0 and are moving up quick. The CPU already has them at #1, so if you guys want to stay in the Top 4, you will have to win here fo’ sho’!
Next opponent: #5 Kaunas Archangels (3-0)
#5 Kaunas Archangels (3-0) LW6 - You guys held off the Black Hand just enough to seal up the win against Beograd. But if you want to break into the Top 4, now is the time to get the win.
This game has GOW written all over it.
Next opponent: at #4 Border Reivers (3-0)
#6 Bratislava Zabijaks (2-1) LW9 - These guys kill more pigs than the swine flu.
They gutted the Range Roamers and are ready to move on to some Bootleggers.
Time to play some GLB, Zabijack style!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rE8MQ-QEqg
Next opponent: at #9 Kentucky Bootleggers (2-1)
#7 Tunguska Meteors (2-1) LW10 - I know Psyborg doesn’t take losses against quality teams lightly and I know they don’t put up with back to back losses against the good teams. So this next game will be a great battle indeed.
I mean come on, a swarm against a meteor? The meteor should win every time.
Next opponent: at #3 Serbia Swarm (3-0)
#8 Mombasa Wombats (2-1) LW11 - You Wombats had a big win over the Bootleggers and up next is the Black Hand. But don’t get too cocky just yet, just because they are 1-2 doesn’t mean they are a bad team. Their two losses were by the slimmest of margins against two really good teams.
So sharpen your little herbivore claws and put on your face of death for this one.
http://www.cookplanetarium.us/pics/wombat.jpg
Next opponent: at #11 Beograd Black Hand (1-2)
#9 Kentucky Bootleggers (2-1) LW2 - Time to face the pig killers. Put away the shine, because these swine serial killers mean business. Grab a win here and you could put some distance between yourself and the rest of the pack.
Next opponent: #6 Bratislava Zabijaks (2-1)
#10 Berlin Vikings (2-1) LW7 - Uh-oh, don’t look now but the War Gods are up next.
These Vikings are going to have to get their swords and axes sharpened and fix the leaks in the longboats from the beating from the last game and get prepared for the #1 team in all of Zeta.
Time for you Vikings to bring out the berserkers!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAe3NLbaZfU
Next opponent: at #1 Warsaw War Gods (3-0)
#11 Beograd Black Hand (1-2) LW8 - CRAP!! We just can’t get those close ones!
Maybe it’s me? I’m going to do some reverse psychology this time and pick against us this time around. Maybe the mojo will swing back our way.
I mean we go for the hot chick, but always end up taking home the hot chick’s fat friend.
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/katemossBIG0904_468x469.jpg
Next opponent: #8 Mombasa Wombats (2-1)
#12 Hungary Pangs (0-3) LW12 - The Hungary Pangs are having hunger pains for a win. Well here is your chance! The CPU Bombers can make a saltine cracker taste like a Ritz to a starving man.
So eat up, Pangs.
Next opponent: at #15 New Jersey Bombers (0-3)
#13 Buffalo Range Roamers (0-3) LW13 - Click link below.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/03Nikki/Nikki-40.jpg
Next opponent: #14 Secretville Offtopics (0-3)
#14 Secretville Offtopics (0-3) LW14 - Move cursor over link and left click.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/09Morgan/Morgan-36.jpg
Next opponent: at #13 Buffalo Range Roamers (0-3)
#15 New Jersey Bombers (0-3) LW15 - Click.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/08Jen/Jen-12.jpg
Next opponent: #12 Hungary Pangs (0-3)
#16 Springfield Meltdowns (0-3) LW16 - Click.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/12Stacie/Stacie-23.jpg
Next opponent: at #2 Vatican City Bishops (3-0)
*****WEEK 4 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my Zeta prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2
Overall: 19-5
SA’s GOW: 1-2
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 2-1
#5 Kaunas Archangels (3-0) at #4 Border Reivers (3-0) = Kaunas Archangels – Archangels are ready to smite some Reivers.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#10 Berlin Vikings (2-1) at #1 Warsaw War Gods (3-0) = Warsaw War Gods – War Gods or Vikings? Go with the War Gods.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#6 Bratislava Zabijaks (2-1) at #9 Kentucky Bootleggers (2-1) = Kentucky Bootleggers – Really good match up here, but I’m sticking with the Bootleggers.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#7 Tunguska Meteors (2-1) at #3 Serbia Swarm (3-0) = Serbia Swarm – Tough match up, but I like the Swarm to come out on top of this one. Projected score: 31-28.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#8 Mombasa Wombats (2-1) at #11 Beograd Black Hand (1-2) = Mombasa Wombats – let’s try some reverse psychology here.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#14 Secretville Offtopics (0-3) at #13 Buffalo Range Roamers (0-3) = Buffalo Range Roamers – well one of these teams has to win, unless it’s a tie.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#12 Hungary Pangs (0-3) at #15 New Jersey Bombers (0-3) = Hungary Pangs – the Pangs get win #1.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#16 Springfield Meltdowns (0-3) at #2 Vatican City Bishops (3-0) = Vatican City Bishops – 4-0 for the Bishops.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#5 Kaunas Archangels (3-0) at #4 Border Reivers (3-0) -
Archangels……..Reivers…………two teams that just don’t like each other!
These guys are gunning for the same thing and they are in each others way!
One team will go down and the other will rise to the top!
We could settle this one by means of conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives.
I say we just let them go at it!
I think we all remember what happened the last time two teams went at it with this much hatred……………..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APGGKrMyZ3o
May they rest in pieces.
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Archangels beat the Reivers?
8 Ball's answer: Outlook Good
SA's Pick: Kaunas Archangels
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Kaunas Archangels
28/48 beers! – Now this is what I’m talking about!
Five really beer worthy match ups!
The Wombats vs the Black Hand!
The Meteors vs the Swarm!
The Vikings vs the War Gods!
The Zabijaks vs the Bootleggers!
And in the GOW, the Archangels take on the Reivers!
I am not at all afraid to say that I have a GLB boner right now!!
So throw the ribs on the smoker, put the burgers on the grill, fill the bucket of beer with ice and get your favorite lotion or lubricant set right next to you because this will be one of the best Monday mornings EVER!!!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xjj0k_benny-hill-a-l-hopital_fun
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the Zeta teams in week 4!
Edited by Smiling Assasain on Oct 19, 2009 09:16:13
Edited by Smiling Assasain on Oct 17, 2009 21:39:07
Edited by Smiling Assasain on Oct 17, 2009 21:38:28
