Rankings following week 1:
Team...........................................Pro League..................Record
1. Monmouth Evil Monkeys (USAPL) 1-0
One of a few Alpha teams to win in week 1, the Evil Monkeys barely survived after blowing a 31-0 lead. Last Week: 2
2. Drygerian Hoblosionnaires (CPL) 0-1
I wish these guys would pick a fucking name and stick with it. Last Week: 1
3. Cincinnati Shockers (USAPL) 0-1
Cincinnati failed to shock anybody - it was all in the stink, and none in the pink. Last Week: 3
4. Lincoln Navigators (USAPL) 1-0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnB7rIL2fy8 Last Week: 7
5. Marblehead Longhorns (CPL) 0-1
Longhorns kept the Benitos out of the endzone, but that wasn't good enough to get the victory. Last Week: 4
6. Louisiana Screaming Pelicans (SEAPL) 0-1
Dragons scorch the Pelicans. Last Week: 5
7. So Cal BDC (OPL) 0-1
It's a grey day in So Cal. (It really is). Last Week: 6
8. Pa Dong Dragons (SEAPL) 1-0
Pa Dong has never lost a regular season game in the World League. Last Week: 12
9. Mayan Prophecy (SAPL) 1-0
Neither have they. Last Week: 15
10. Singapore Flames (SEAPL) 0-1
The Flames nearly burned the Dynamo. Last Week: 10
11. Angola Spider Monkeez (APL) 0-1
The Streak is over. Last Week: 8
12. Black Forest Mercenaries (WEPL) 0-1
Mercenaries plea for mercy; don't get any. Last Week: 9
13. Sofia Spiders (EEPL) 0-1
Spiders can't handle their Drinkin. Last Week: 11
14. Korb Destroyers (WEPL) 0-1
Destroyers got destroyed. Last Week: 13
15. Durham Ice Odyssey 0-1
Tire Fires melt the Ice Odyssey. Last Week: 14
16. Belfast Commandos (WEPL) 0-1
Fourth down. Two and a half minutes left. Down by 4. You have to go for the TD! Last Week: 16
Team...........................................Pro League..................Record
1. Monmouth Evil Monkeys (USAPL) 1-0
One of a few Alpha teams to win in week 1, the Evil Monkeys barely survived after blowing a 31-0 lead. Last Week: 2
2. Drygerian Hoblosionnaires (CPL) 0-1
I wish these guys would pick a fucking name and stick with it. Last Week: 1
3. Cincinnati Shockers (USAPL) 0-1
Cincinnati failed to shock anybody - it was all in the stink, and none in the pink. Last Week: 3
4. Lincoln Navigators (USAPL) 1-0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnB7rIL2fy8 Last Week: 7
5. Marblehead Longhorns (CPL) 0-1
Longhorns kept the Benitos out of the endzone, but that wasn't good enough to get the victory. Last Week: 4
6. Louisiana Screaming Pelicans (SEAPL) 0-1
Dragons scorch the Pelicans. Last Week: 5
7. So Cal BDC (OPL) 0-1
It's a grey day in So Cal. (It really is). Last Week: 6
8. Pa Dong Dragons (SEAPL) 1-0
Pa Dong has never lost a regular season game in the World League. Last Week: 12
9. Mayan Prophecy (SAPL) 1-0
Neither have they. Last Week: 15
10. Singapore Flames (SEAPL) 0-1
The Flames nearly burned the Dynamo. Last Week: 10
11. Angola Spider Monkeez (APL) 0-1
The Streak is over. Last Week: 8
12. Black Forest Mercenaries (WEPL) 0-1
Mercenaries plea for mercy; don't get any. Last Week: 9
13. Sofia Spiders (EEPL) 0-1
Spiders can't handle their Drinkin. Last Week: 11
14. Korb Destroyers (WEPL) 0-1
Destroyers got destroyed. Last Week: 13
15. Durham Ice Odyssey 0-1
Tire Fires melt the Ice Odyssey. Last Week: 14
16. Belfast Commandos (WEPL) 0-1
Fourth down. Two and a half minutes left. Down by 4. You have to go for the TD! Last Week: 16
Edited by Punk Rock Jocks on Oct 13, 2009 17:56:09