Warrior General Games

BOOOOORRRRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG......

Do you not understand you have stepped into greatness.You will see Ronnie James Dio..... Burning Couches.... Abused Goats (well only at Sue Acula's place the rest of us take real good care of ours)..... the MaRAWK!!OTRON5000.... and best of all you get to play US...

We are the RAWK. Simply put the RAWKinest..... RAWnchiest... RAWdiest.... head bangers of all time. Anvil ain't got shit on us. I mean where else will you hear bands like Krokus or Kix. Only at the RAWK baby!

So get off your lazy asses start talking some smack or else we will just have to start posting predictions where no one but the RAWK wins BAYBEEEEE.......

Okay, you want some predictions?

-Suez goes 11-5, good for 6th in the conference for the third year in a row. Like last year, two playoff upsets put us into the conference finals. Unlike last year, two final upsets give us a shiny gold trophy.
-Week 2: Suez 255, Nigeria 0. Like the Packers, we've got a chip on our shoulder after losing our offensive coordinator because of you guys. Unlike the Packers, we've got the horses to bring it, and bring it hard. No homo.
-Ben Derhover, FFum champion and defensive MVP. If you haven't heard of him yet, you will soon enough.
-Jake Roberts leads the entire continent in all-purpose yards and touchdown plays of 30 or more yards.
-Breakout year from Harry Balsana. QBs left and right have been bitching about the updated passing sim. He's just kept his mouth shut and put up a string of 500 yard preseason games.
-Virtual Reality leads the league in pancakes. Yep, he's a tight end. And yep, he's done it a few other times in his career.
-Suez defense gives up fewest total yards in the league.
-James Monroe Miles must be replaced mid-season after his arrest for literally raping an unwitting WR going over the middle mid-game.

I don't know what is worse, the guy that thinks he is Macho Man Randy Savage (OH YEAAAAAAAH!) or the guy that thinks he has Bort's cheat code.

Originally posted by Ilok
I don't know what is worse, the guy that thinks he is Macho Man Randy Savage (OH YEAAAAAAAH!) or the guy that thinks he has Bort's cheat code.

My vote is with the guy trying to put his serious face on when we're just having some fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTz0oisC3F4

Originally posted by BaseballGuyCAA
Originally posted by Ilok

I don't know what is worse, the guy that thinks he is Macho Man Randy Savage (OH YEAAAAAAAH!) or the guy that thinks he has Bort's cheat code.

My vote is with the guy trying to put his serious face on when we're just having some fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTz0oisC3F4

+1


My Prediction: You are not ready for the MaRAWK!!olypse.

Originally posted by BaseballGuyCAA
Okay, you want some predictions?


-Week 2: Suez 255, Nigeria 0. Like the Packers, we've got a chip on our shoulder after losing our offensive coordinator because of you guys. Unlike the Packers, we've got the horses to bring it, and bring it hard. No homo.
.

Like the Packers you got no O line so it's going to be hard to put those points on our D.

Week 2 Nigeria 56, Sultans 27. Jake tries to get traded to the 916ers after the game but the Sultans asking price of three jock straps and a water boy was a little too high for the 916ers to bite.

P.S. Jake is a beast so we'll have our eye on him for sure

Rock and Roll Express will not make the playoffs due to not having dots named Ricky Morton or Robert Gibson.

Originally posted by aariafromarty
Rock and Roll Express will not make the playoffs due to not having dots named Ricky Morton or Robert Gibson.

That and Jim Cornette is going to hit them over the head with a tennis racket.

Originally posted by aariafromarty
Rock and Roll Express will not make the playoffs due to not having dots named Ricky Morton or Robert Gibson.

+1. Seriously. Why you don't have Ricky Morton or Robert Gibson?

Weak!!!!

Originally posted by 316946
That and Jim Cornette is going to hit them over the head with a tennis racket.

+1.3. I have a new favorite opponent.

How was your offseason numbers guy?

Look all I know is that a Raping has occurred and a Rickey Morton and Robert Gibson mention has been made this thread should now be marked as EPIC.......

Bay City Rollers mention sooon to appear.

Ocho whatnot did it first...

Lame. :-]

this might get a little confusing..

Didn't mean you...

Originally posted by techiejacket
BOOOOORRRRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG......

Do you not understand you have stepped into greatness.You will see Ronnie James Dio..... Burning Couches.... Abused Goats (well only at Sue Acula's place the rest of us take real good care of ours)..... the MaRAWK!!OTRON5000.... and best of all you get to play US...

We are the RAWK. Simply put the RAWKinest..... RAWnchiest... RAWdiest.... head bangers of all time. Anvil ain't got shit on us. I mean where else will you hear bands like Krokus or Kix. Only at the RAWK baby!

So get off your lazy asses start talking some smack or else we will just have to start posting predictions where no one but the RAWK wins BAYBEEEEE.......

We dont have to post smack talk, our 2-0 record against you proves our point.

We will let your record do all the flaming we need on these forums