Warrior General Games

Chris Bortensen caught up with Freddie before his formal introductory press conference.


Bortensen: "Congratulations Freddie. This move surprised a lot of people out there; why did you make it?"

Freddie: "I've spent my entire career listening to that 'all for one' 'no I in team' bullshit. When I'm on a team, I AM the team, and there's a 'me' in team, anyways. I want a place where I can shine, sell jerseys, and be recognized as the goddamn superstar that I am."

Bortensen: "That's all fine and good, but ABD has been in APL for their entire existence, never sniffing the newly created World League. Does that concern you?"

Freddie: "Man, I've been to the World League, so I can take this team to the next level. Just get me the ball every other down and we'll be fine, you know? God didn't give me these hands for nothing."

Bortensen: "Do you think ABD is going in the right direction?"

Freddie: "Of course! They just signed me."

Bortensen: "Both you and ABD are going through long playoff droughts. What makes the fusion of team and player here into a formula for success?"

Freddie: "When Freddie is allowed to be Freddie, there's nobody better. There aren't any coaches here who will try to rein in my greatness."

Bortensen: "The APL team The Chad OchoCinco has talked a lot of trash directed at your new team. You haven't been a target yet, but do you have anything to say to them?"

Freddie: "Well first of all, tell their corners that they're on MY list and I'll be sending THEM Pepto-Bismol before our game this year. Thanks in advance. Anyways, they haven't played a game in APL yet, and I'm a legend, so what is there to say? Will they be carrying our bags on road trips? Tell them to be extra careful with the Asian midget whores I shove in my red duffel bag, and I only tip in pennies, so bring a glass jar."

Bortensen: "Right... er... see you on the field."

I'm sorry to hear things didn't work out for you this offseason

Oh My......Freddie's plane has landed, and you all will be hearing a lot from us.
Vegas

Originally posted by Chugga34
I'm sorry to hear things didn't work out for you this offseason

Sorry to hear things AGAIN won't work out for LOL....also where is this Blue Balls team, I heard so much about....Couldn't cut the mustard??? LMAO....Also the ABD has some more tricks up their sleeves, Getcha Popcorn ready.
Vegas

Originally posted by VegasABD
Sorry to hear things AGAIN won't work out for LOL....also where is this Blue Balls team, I heard so much about....Couldn't cut the mustard??? LMAO....Also the ABD has some more tricks up their sleeves, Getcha Popcorn ready.
Vegas

Why should people get their popcorn ready for a team that year after year after year simply cannot make the playoffs regardless of how many "big moves" they make?

Originally posted by VegasABD
Oh My......Freddie's plane has landed, and you all will be hearing a lot from us.
Vegas

We have already heard a lot from you.

Fred: the peoples elbow

Freddie isn't stupid, go to worse team in the history of APL knowing that playing from behind leads to many pass attempts....

Freddie hasn't made the playoffs in three seasons, so joining ABD seems like a good fit, imo.

i wasn't impressed by the build.

Originally posted by rjssob
Freddie isn't stupid, go to worse team in the history of APL knowing that playing from behind leads to many pass attempts....

LMAO....You mean the longest lasting APL Elephant Team

Originally posted by rjssob
Freddie isn't stupid, go to worse team in the history of APL knowing that playing from behind leads to many pass attempts....

The worse team in APL has beaten you.......GL in the WL...Oh thats right you choked...LMAO

Originally posted by VegasABD
LMAO....You mean the longest lasting APL Elephant Team

What exactly does that mean, longest lasting APL Elephant team? Is there a door prize for sucking for so long or do you get a trophy for that? Is that your recruiting pitch, we may suck but we will be in APL forever. I won't even go into choking because that just further proves your commitment to being a moron.

Originally posted by rjssob
What exactly does that mean, longest lasting APL Elephant team? Is there a door prize for sucking for so long or do you get a trophy for that? Is that your recruiting pitch, we may suck but we will be in APL forever. I won't even go into choking because that just further proves your commitment to being a moron.

And another team speaks that we beat...And the beat goes on, the beat goes on...How many titles you have from the APL MR. rj?

Originally posted by VegasABD
And another team speaks that we beat...And the beat goes on, the beat goes on...How many titles you have from the APL MR. rj?

Like your APL winning percentage, 25% is not good my friend. We have beat your sorry ass 3 times out of 4 including this seasons 69-0 embarrassment. Keep trying....