Bort Mursberger-You are looking live at The Mine Shaft where the ABD has just ended their season; we are live with Vegas owner of the ABD, Vegas how would you sum up the year?
VEGAS-Bort, We started out hot, and fizzled like a wet match.
Bort Mursberger- What are your plans for season 12?
VEGAS -To come out, and piss pound on the azz kissers in the forums, like I have since season 3.
Bort Mursberger -So it seems like you want to talk the talk, but not walk the walk??
VEGAS-Listen old man, Jimmy The Geek said we would lose to LOL in season 3…Wrong!!!, He said we would lose to the Sea Wolves in Season 10, WRONG!!!! He said we would lose again to the Wolves in season 11 Wrong!!! He even said we would lose to Grits in Season 10…Wrong!!!.Which McDonalds is he working at now???
Bort Mursberger -You do have an outstanding 8-1 opening day record, why is that?????
VEGAS-Well Bort has the off-season so dam long, I can only make it rain so many times in a week. Nobody in APL can beat me when I have time…This every other day shit is for people who live in their mommy’s basements. Give me 10 days, I beat them all.
Bort Mursberger -Well that is it, back to Irv Dots.
VEGAS-Bort, We started out hot, and fizzled like a wet match.
Bort Mursberger- What are your plans for season 12?
VEGAS -To come out, and piss pound on the azz kissers in the forums, like I have since season 3.
Bort Mursberger -So it seems like you want to talk the talk, but not walk the walk??
VEGAS-Listen old man, Jimmy The Geek said we would lose to LOL in season 3…Wrong!!!, He said we would lose to the Sea Wolves in Season 10, WRONG!!!! He said we would lose again to the Wolves in season 11 Wrong!!! He even said we would lose to Grits in Season 10…Wrong!!!.Which McDonalds is he working at now???
Bort Mursberger -You do have an outstanding 8-1 opening day record, why is that?????
VEGAS-Well Bort has the off-season so dam long, I can only make it rain so many times in a week. Nobody in APL can beat me when I have time…This every other day shit is for people who live in their mommy’s basements. Give me 10 days, I beat them all.
Bort Mursberger -Well that is it, back to Irv Dots.
