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He'd prefer to coach the cheerleading squad, but he understands if that's not possible/would lead to the squad breaking every censorship law in existence.

Will most likely be coach of the panty sniffers. lol

They will hire FredEx as the waterboy cuz everyone knows they want head coach D3

Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake
They will hire FredEx as the waterboy cuz everyone knows they want head coach D3

Practice drills under head coach D3:

1) How to blame others for your mistakes
2) How to lose a fumble... in style
3) How to give yourself a nickname (and no spell checking allowed!)
4) How to force your team to release you
5) How to pad your stats, yet end up leading the league in only two categories - fumbles and fumbles lost
6) Watch game tape of Freddie Mitchell (D3's guilty pleasure) (Only actual productive drill in this practice)
7) How to force your next team to release you
8) How to vastly under-perform your build (which isn't that great in the first place)
9) How to force your third team to release you
10) How to eventually give up GLB and fail at another online game

Press Release from MaRAWK!!o

MaRAWK!!o is very excited about the added complexity of the additional coaching slots available for future seasons and realizeds that getting coaches and agents of the caliber of FredEX and D3 would be a huge addition to the team. We look forward to the additional support related to concession pricing and ushering. Many of our fans are still a little loopy from the couch fumes, which makes finding their seats a little more difficult than you think it might be.

In addition, the added experience with sort of random capital letters in the middle of names is something we fell both players will be able to bring immediately to our already strong capabilities in this aRea.

We are definitely interested in signing these two players to help us get to our final goal and will be in contact with their agents in the very near future.

There are few people who are honestly ready and we feel these two players may be.

The only thing anyone can learn from FredEx is how to ride D3's jock. Other then that they could pick up how to smack talk and draw attention to your player while doing nothing at your position.

But WR's only get a few looks a game which is good for Fred cuz he only has to worry about dropping 1 or 2 passes instead of 10-15.

Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake
The only thing anyone can learn from FredEx is how to ride D3's jock. Other then that they could pick up how to smack talk and draw attention to your player while doing nothing at your position.

But WR's only get a few looks a game which is good for Fred cuz he only has to worry about dropping 1 or 2 passes instead of 10-15.



Dude, your RB sucks.

Originally posted by SpreadThePink
Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake

The only thing anyone can learn from FredEx is how to ride D3's jock. Other then that they could pick up how to smack talk and draw attention to your player while doing nothing at your position.

But WR's only get a few looks a game which is good for Fred cuz he only has to worry about dropping 1 or 2 passes instead of 10-15.



Dude, your RB sucks.

You can suck a Elf Penis, as you don't know what your talking about. And My RB may of had two bad seasons stat wise but its not his fault. The legend that is D3 is greater then anything you have done in this game so hop on a demon dick and ride it to hell!

I still don't know who the hell you guys are talking about.

King Dedede?

Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake
Originally posted by SpreadThePink

Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake


The only thing anyone can learn from FredEx is how to ride D3's jock. Other then that they could pick up how to smack talk and draw attention to your player while doing nothing at your position.

But WR's only get a few looks a game which is good for Fred cuz he only has to worry about dropping 1 or 2 passes instead of 10-15.



Dude, your RB sucks.

You can suck a Elf Penis, as you don't know what your talking about. And My RB may of had two bad seasons stat wise but its not his fault. The legend that is D3 is greater then anything you have done in this game so hop on a demon dick and ride it to hell!



Fumbling machine.

Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake
Originally posted by SpreadThePink

Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake


The only thing anyone can learn from FredEx is how to ride D3's jock. Other then that they could pick up how to smack talk and draw attention to your player while doing nothing at your position.

But WR's only get a few looks a game which is good for Fred cuz he only has to worry about dropping 1 or 2 passes instead of 10-15.



Dude, your RB sucks.

You can suck a Elf Penis, as you don't know what your talking about. And My RB may of had two bad seasons stat wise but its not his fault. The legend that is D3 is greater then anything you have done in this game so hop on a demon dick and ride it to hell!



Quick Question: Why is Elf Penis capitalized?