Elephant > Lion
Rosetta over Rhodesia CPU -- The N'durr GOTW (hereafter the NGOTW).
Nigeria v Nigeria -- I'm going out on a limb and predicting the Nightmares win this one.
Santiago v. Angola -- Mountain Lions drink the Wave. Get sick, vomit horribly, and dehydrate. Angola wins.
Colonial v. BCP -- BCP (just ask them)
Swaziland v. Pretoria -- With that much literary talent on board, you have to wonder how Pretoria is going to lose to a bunch of weiner dogs? I don't, however. Swaziland takes it to Pretoria like Nelson Mandela against Petr Botha.
Warri Delta v. Combat -- Reminds me of Any Other Day -- and when the Wombat comes, he will find me gone -- Gone to Nigeria, my friends, to pick up my inheritance check. Warri swamps the wombats.
Quicama v. Egypt -- Yep, we're going to bumfuck Egypt on this one. Unless you are a Dash Rip Rock fan, you have no idea what I'm talking about. You should youtube and see. Barring last season's gameplanning WTFitis, Egypt should take this one.
Somalia v. Rundu -- The Rhinos stamp out the Wasp Nest. Rundu in a chemically induced haze.
Saskatoon v. Uganda -- The Mounties (in Africa?) take out Saskatoon (in Canada?). Regardless of the intercontinental inappropriateness, Mounties lance the vulcanoes.
Ethiopia v. Ghana -- The Famine starve the GAE. Where I'm from GAE is pronounced like FAG, so it goes.
Seychelles v. Zimbabwe -- You can't kill the Rooster -- just maim him horribly to where he looks really bad, and he'll still say "Put up your Dukes". Zimbabwe has done nothing in the preseason, no GP, no adjustments, no nothing. This is the for real GOTW (see NGOTW supra). I give it to Z in a close one.
Niger v. Lethoso -- Is it too soon for Yardbirds' references? Aerosmith? With a heave and a ho, but I just couldn't tell her no. I guess not. The Rollers keep the tracks clean, the Mambas get cut to peices.
Pretoria v. MaRAWK!! -- I'm a GM of the o's. The o's win.
Mauritius v. Brazzaville -- So I check the team pages for each team. I give it to Mauritius on that alone. Any team that has to encourage its players to remain active and to boost has more issues than I care to think about.
Beltway v. Ikari -- Ikari shoulda, woulda, coulda won this one. But it won't. Just ask the center. Playoffs? Playoffs!!???!! PLAYOFFS!!!?????!!!! Beltway stomps them with a couple of 1000 page Congressional bills.
New Jersey v. G-Vegas -- What is a G-Vegas? Where is it? Is it in the Garden State? I have no clue, but New Jersey is going to treat G-Vegas like a townie treats a college co-ed against the dumpster behind a townie bar.
Elephant 10
Lion 6
And all was right in the world of AAA Africa football (again).
Rosetta over Rhodesia CPU -- The N'durr GOTW (hereafter the NGOTW).
Nigeria v Nigeria -- I'm going out on a limb and predicting the Nightmares win this one.
Santiago v. Angola -- Mountain Lions drink the Wave. Get sick, vomit horribly, and dehydrate. Angola wins.
Colonial v. BCP -- BCP (just ask them)
Swaziland v. Pretoria -- With that much literary talent on board, you have to wonder how Pretoria is going to lose to a bunch of weiner dogs? I don't, however. Swaziland takes it to Pretoria like Nelson Mandela against Petr Botha.
Warri Delta v. Combat -- Reminds me of Any Other Day -- and when the Wombat comes, he will find me gone -- Gone to Nigeria, my friends, to pick up my inheritance check. Warri swamps the wombats.
Quicama v. Egypt -- Yep, we're going to bumfuck Egypt on this one. Unless you are a Dash Rip Rock fan, you have no idea what I'm talking about. You should youtube and see. Barring last season's gameplanning WTFitis, Egypt should take this one.
Somalia v. Rundu -- The Rhinos stamp out the Wasp Nest. Rundu in a chemically induced haze.
Saskatoon v. Uganda -- The Mounties (in Africa?) take out Saskatoon (in Canada?). Regardless of the intercontinental inappropriateness, Mounties lance the vulcanoes.
Ethiopia v. Ghana -- The Famine starve the GAE. Where I'm from GAE is pronounced like FAG, so it goes.
Seychelles v. Zimbabwe -- You can't kill the Rooster -- just maim him horribly to where he looks really bad, and he'll still say "Put up your Dukes". Zimbabwe has done nothing in the preseason, no GP, no adjustments, no nothing. This is the for real GOTW (see NGOTW supra). I give it to Z in a close one.
Niger v. Lethoso -- Is it too soon for Yardbirds' references? Aerosmith? With a heave and a ho, but I just couldn't tell her no. I guess not. The Rollers keep the tracks clean, the Mambas get cut to peices.
Pretoria v. MaRAWK!! -- I'm a GM of the o's. The o's win.
Mauritius v. Brazzaville -- So I check the team pages for each team. I give it to Mauritius on that alone. Any team that has to encourage its players to remain active and to boost has more issues than I care to think about.
Beltway v. Ikari -- Ikari shoulda, woulda, coulda won this one. But it won't. Just ask the center. Playoffs? Playoffs!!???!! PLAYOFFS!!!?????!!!! Beltway stomps them with a couple of 1000 page Congressional bills.
New Jersey v. G-Vegas -- What is a G-Vegas? Where is it? Is it in the Garden State? I have no clue, but New Jersey is going to treat G-Vegas like a townie treats a college co-ed against the dumpster behind a townie bar.
Elephant 10
Lion 6
And all was right in the world of AAA Africa football (again).
