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barnardanimal
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... because when we have the advantage we show no mercy.

We don't talk trash. We quietly take care of our own business. We are men of action, men of adventure. We slash and burn, loot and plunder, rape and pillage. We take no prisoners and we give no quarter, and when we fall in defeat we take it like men. Like manly men. We drink rum, howl at the moon, and piss in the skulls of our victims. We're effing Pirates, for crying out loud!

We do, however, beseech the GLB gods to please, please, please not let us get our a##es kicked by any team that would adopt such a remarkably silly motto as "Caw-$ting." That would just be embarrassing.

Yours truly,

Perth Pirates

 
Ratphlegm
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'Sup, PP? Is that acronym less, equally, or more embarassing than "Caw-$ting?"
 
Polished Rock
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Welcome Perth.
 
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Originally posted by barnardanimal
... because when we have the advantage we show no mercy.

We don't talk trash. We quietly take care of our own business. We are men of action, men of adventure. We slash and burn, loot and plunder, rape and pillage. We take no prisoners and we give no quarter, and when we fall in defeat we take it like men. Like manly men. We drink rum, howl at the moon, and piss in the skulls of our victims. We're effing Pirates, for crying out loud!

We do, however, beseech the GLB gods to please, please, please not let us get our a##es kicked by any team that would adopt such a remarkably silly motto as "Caw-$ting." That would just be embarrassing.

Yours truly,

Perth Pirates




Glad you recognize the power of Caw-$ting.

Welcome Perth....I bid you well except for the game that you are Caw-$tung.
 
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Originally posted by barnardanimal
... because when we have the advantage we show no mercy.

We don't talk trash. We quietly take care of our own business. We are men of action, men of adventure. We slash and burn, loot and plunder, rape and pillage. We take no prisoners and we give no quarter, and when we fall in defeat we take it like men. Like manly men. We drink rum, howl at the moon, and piss in the skulls of our victims. We're effing Pirates, for crying out loud!

We do, however, beseech the GLB gods to please, please, please not let us get our a##es kicked by any team that would adopt such a remarkably silly motto as "Caw-$ting." That would just be embarrassing.

Yours truly,

Perth Pirates



you have a Browns helmet avatar so you get a free pass....
 
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Because you realize the Greatness and Authority of Caw-$ting, we won't kick your a##es, we'll slowly wear you down. But you'll have to cut out the censoring. You'll never win games that way.
 
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Originally posted by IU Hoosier
Originally posted by barnardanimal

... because when we have the advantage we show no mercy.

We don't talk trash. We quietly take care of our own business. We are men of action, men of adventure. We slash and burn, loot and plunder, rape and pillage. We take no prisoners and we give no quarter, and when we fall in defeat we take it like men. Like manly men. We drink rum, howl at the moon, and piss in the skulls of our victims. We're effing Pirates, for crying out loud!

We do, however, beseech the GLB gods to please, please, please not let us get our a##es kicked by any team that would adopt such a remarkably silly motto as "Caw-$ting." That would just be embarrassing.

Yours truly,

Perth Pirates




Glad you recognize the power of Caw-$ting.

Welcome Perth....I bid you well except for the game that you are Caw-$tung.


This.
 
Ronin 49
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I like the attitude.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJhNPBT7nss
 
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Originally posted by
We quietly take care of our own business.


Yet this thread exists...
 
barnardanimal
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Originally posted by PatricktheDookie
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We quietly take care of our own business.


Yet this thread exists...


Only because all the other new teams were introducing themselves and I tend to slavishly follow the crowd.
 
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welcome Perth!
 
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Originally posted by barnardanimal
Only because all the other new teams were introducing themselves and I tend to slavishly follow the crowd.


hahahahaha
 
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Originally posted by 5STAR
you have a Browns helmet avatar so you get a free pass....


Ohio man love going on?

Florida guy here. 41-14. 'nuff said.
 
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Originally posted by BoogieMan22
Originally posted by 5STAR

you have a Browns helmet avatar so you get a free pass....


Ohio man love going on?

Florida guy here. 41-14. 'nuff said.


Caw-$ting
 
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Originally posted by BoogieMan22
Originally posted by 5STAR

you have a Browns helmet avatar so you get a free pass....


Ohio man love going on?

Florida guy here. 41-14. 'nuff said.


I had to watch that f#%king game with a Gator friend of mine. About halfway through the third quarter I pulled a Woody Hayes, came off the sidelines, and just beat the crap out of him.

Tebow's a pansy.
Edited by barnardanimal on Aug 7, 2009 11:29:29
 
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