Big Fatty of the Week
Swaziland Dachshunds 7-2-0 vs Lethoso Rollers 6-3-0
Fightin’ Bitin’ Wieners going against Bay City… obligatory song here ---> ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtcFeOoJ8II ) so lets get ready to rummmmmmbbbbblllleeeee!! I’ve been a Rollers backer for a while.. I like their plaid uni’s and the way I always want to go find a roller skating rink after a write up but the ankle biters have been playing great loldotball lately. This is a great matchup as I haven’t really looked at either teams roster so to me they seem to be pretty even. I was leaning to the Rollers until I saw Swaziland’s Rb’s at practice (http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/21/DOGS_01_wideweb__470x284,0.jpg ) and that skareed me into going with the Dachshunds for the win this week! Lookatdem little legs a-runnin'!
Mauritius Mountain Lions 5-4-0 vs The Chad OchoCinco 9-0-0
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWlqmc1B7EE ) <--- pretty much sums it up. C85 just keeps rolling along in your bad ass ride, humping your girls. Yeap, we are that team. Bad schedule time for the once proud pussies sends them back to the middle of the pack fighting for that playoff spot.
Cardiff Cobras 5-4-0 vs MaRAWK!! o 8-1-0
Rumors persist that Bill, Sue and techie took this game off to go visit a hospital in Trinidad, Colorado to see Dr. Marci Bowers, formerly Mark Bowers, who'll provide them with the ultimate life-changing operation. Only one picture has surfaced and I for one am not believing there has been any such visit. (http://www.spscriptorium.com/SPinfo/south_park.jpg ) Those who came to Rawk might be tired from the flight and disappointed in the lack of leadership but honestly they should be used to that by now. Rawk wins it despite themselves.
First write up without a fuck you Cardiff you pieces of shit change your name or gtfo of Africa. Proud of myself really. I think I’m growing... or maybe just bored with it… I dunno which.
Rundu Rhino Rush 2-7-0 vs Mi Zulu Nation 7-2-0
I like the new name of the Nation… makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. That plus the sixer I downed before writing this might be kicking in. Eh. Triple R has one chance really… PM Bort their credit card numbers and hope he can change the rng before tomorrows game. Otherwise its Zulu time
Warri Delta Warriors 2-7-0 vs Madagascar Wild 6-3-0
The Wild recently announced their demise will be coming at the end of the season. Not soon enough to help the Warriors, whom I boldly predict will finish with 3 wins! Heard it here first folks! Wild tears em up.
Nigerian Nightmares 6-3-0 vs Uganda Mounties 3-6-0
The Mounties are due a big win… unfortunately that won’t happen for two more games. Nightmares give Uganda fits and get their shit back together again after the whipping they got last game.
Kenya's Blood Leopards 0-9-0 vs Seychelles Roosters 5-4-0
Two weeks in a row I get to use this… aweeeesome!
Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
What does that all mean? Dicks = Cocks = Roosters win
Bonus brownie points to anyone that can find this clip! Killing me not to find it.
Tar River Pirates 2-7-0 vs Rhodesian Ridgebacks 0-9-0
TRP finally catches a break and gets an easy game. If you look at their record its quite deceiving as TRP has been in all their games but the last one… and really, that was C85 so, you know. A few breaks here or there and they could easily be 5-4 right now. This one is an easy win to get going in the right direction. Tar Babies win big.
As a new feature for this week I am introducing…. (http://www.banquetmusic.co.uk/4Fanfare2.jpg )
The premier of: Speeds Mailbag!!!
I get letters and notes from time to time and I think this would be a great addition to my picks! All real names have been edited and changed for the senders protection! Now lets get to it shall we???
“Dear Speed, I am writing this as I need some build advice…” Kasey from San Antonio, TX
That’s simple. Sounds like you’re a girl.. moar boobs and high heals. That was easy… next!
“Speed, why are you such a dick all the time? Nobody likes you and your pathetic write ups. Grow up and quit picking on us from the U.K.” - Charles from London, UK
Well, tbh I went back and re-read every post and I can honestly say that I’ve never meant to insult anyone from the University of Kentucky. I think it’s a fine school, with a great basketball tradition and I’m sure all those allegations about the new coach will be found to be false.
“Speed, I have a friend and he’s be experimenting with some supplements, and my friend has been having a lot of wet dreams. Think that they could be related?” WilliamTalksHoovers from Atlanta, GA
I think you should get off the juice, buy a shirt with no holes in, find a nice goat and take her to dinner.
“What is your favourite thing about GLB?” – Graham from Montreal, Quebec
I’m having some trouble understanding you son. Take the cock out of yer mouth and spell it correctly you ˝ froggy bastard…
Favorite thing would be the friendships I’ve made, plus I feel I’m a great role model for the game and an ambassador of GLB for the rest of the world as I enjoy meeting people from all over the globe… as long as they spell correctly, play by the geographical limitations and don’t eat deserts called Spotted Dick.
“SC, I have been waking up in the morning with my back all sticky… whaddya think that could be from?” DDSVampire from Atlanta, GA
Far be it for me to say much about anyone’s lifestyle but I’d recommend sleeping with your back facing the wall, your door and keeping any friends who live nearby out and play GLB with a name that rhymes with PillPaidPux
That's it for this week! Keep the messages of support, love and questions coming!
Speed
Swaziland Dachshunds 7-2-0 vs Lethoso Rollers 6-3-0
Fightin’ Bitin’ Wieners going against Bay City… obligatory song here ---> ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtcFeOoJ8II ) so lets get ready to rummmmmmbbbbblllleeeee!! I’ve been a Rollers backer for a while.. I like their plaid uni’s and the way I always want to go find a roller skating rink after a write up but the ankle biters have been playing great loldotball lately. This is a great matchup as I haven’t really looked at either teams roster so to me they seem to be pretty even. I was leaning to the Rollers until I saw Swaziland’s Rb’s at practice (http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/21/DOGS_01_wideweb__470x284,0.jpg ) and that skareed me into going with the Dachshunds for the win this week! Lookatdem little legs a-runnin'!
Mauritius Mountain Lions 5-4-0 vs The Chad OchoCinco 9-0-0
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWlqmc1B7EE ) <--- pretty much sums it up. C85 just keeps rolling along in your bad ass ride, humping your girls. Yeap, we are that team. Bad schedule time for the once proud pussies sends them back to the middle of the pack fighting for that playoff spot.
Cardiff Cobras 5-4-0 vs MaRAWK!! o 8-1-0
Rumors persist that Bill, Sue and techie took this game off to go visit a hospital in Trinidad, Colorado to see Dr. Marci Bowers, formerly Mark Bowers, who'll provide them with the ultimate life-changing operation. Only one picture has surfaced and I for one am not believing there has been any such visit. (http://www.spscriptorium.com/SPinfo/south_park.jpg ) Those who came to Rawk might be tired from the flight and disappointed in the lack of leadership but honestly they should be used to that by now. Rawk wins it despite themselves.
First write up without a fuck you Cardiff you pieces of shit change your name or gtfo of Africa. Proud of myself really. I think I’m growing... or maybe just bored with it… I dunno which.
Rundu Rhino Rush 2-7-0 vs Mi Zulu Nation 7-2-0
I like the new name of the Nation… makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. That plus the sixer I downed before writing this might be kicking in. Eh. Triple R has one chance really… PM Bort their credit card numbers and hope he can change the rng before tomorrows game. Otherwise its Zulu time
Warri Delta Warriors 2-7-0 vs Madagascar Wild 6-3-0
The Wild recently announced their demise will be coming at the end of the season. Not soon enough to help the Warriors, whom I boldly predict will finish with 3 wins! Heard it here first folks! Wild tears em up.
Nigerian Nightmares 6-3-0 vs Uganda Mounties 3-6-0
The Mounties are due a big win… unfortunately that won’t happen for two more games. Nightmares give Uganda fits and get their shit back together again after the whipping they got last game.
Kenya's Blood Leopards 0-9-0 vs Seychelles Roosters 5-4-0
Two weeks in a row I get to use this… aweeeesome!
Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
What does that all mean? Dicks = Cocks = Roosters win
Bonus brownie points to anyone that can find this clip! Killing me not to find it.
Tar River Pirates 2-7-0 vs Rhodesian Ridgebacks 0-9-0
TRP finally catches a break and gets an easy game. If you look at their record its quite deceiving as TRP has been in all their games but the last one… and really, that was C85 so, you know. A few breaks here or there and they could easily be 5-4 right now. This one is an easy win to get going in the right direction. Tar Babies win big.
As a new feature for this week I am introducing…. (http://www.banquetmusic.co.uk/4Fanfare2.jpg )
The premier of: Speeds Mailbag!!!
I get letters and notes from time to time and I think this would be a great addition to my picks! All real names have been edited and changed for the senders protection! Now lets get to it shall we???
“Dear Speed, I am writing this as I need some build advice…” Kasey from San Antonio, TX
That’s simple. Sounds like you’re a girl.. moar boobs and high heals. That was easy… next!
“Speed, why are you such a dick all the time? Nobody likes you and your pathetic write ups. Grow up and quit picking on us from the U.K.” - Charles from London, UK
Well, tbh I went back and re-read every post and I can honestly say that I’ve never meant to insult anyone from the University of Kentucky. I think it’s a fine school, with a great basketball tradition and I’m sure all those allegations about the new coach will be found to be false.
“Speed, I have a friend and he’s be experimenting with some supplements, and my friend has been having a lot of wet dreams. Think that they could be related?” WilliamTalksHoovers from Atlanta, GA
I think you should get off the juice, buy a shirt with no holes in, find a nice goat and take her to dinner.
“What is your favourite thing about GLB?” – Graham from Montreal, Quebec
I’m having some trouble understanding you son. Take the cock out of yer mouth and spell it correctly you ˝ froggy bastard…
Favorite thing would be the friendships I’ve made, plus I feel I’m a great role model for the game and an ambassador of GLB for the rest of the world as I enjoy meeting people from all over the globe… as long as they spell correctly, play by the geographical limitations and don’t eat deserts called Spotted Dick.
“SC, I have been waking up in the morning with my back all sticky… whaddya think that could be from?” DDSVampire from Atlanta, GA
Far be it for me to say much about anyone’s lifestyle but I’d recommend sleeping with your back facing the wall, your door and keeping any friends who live nearby out and play GLB with a name that rhymes with PillPaidPux
That's it for this week! Keep the messages of support, love and questions coming!
Speed
Actually the guy who is designing it for me is slightly busy at the moment looking for work since his office closed last friday. Soon enough techie
