I used to do this seasons ago for one of the other leagues I was in. All predictions are solely based on team logo and nickname. I really don't care about your record.
Zambia vs Uganda- The modern meaning of "headhunter" involves some slimy HR guy who tries to land people jobs by giving them a bunch of blow and hookers. Lions don't care about that shit. Take the Lions to win.
Casablanca vs Tazanaia- WTF are lumberjacks doing in an African league? I am from Western Canada where we actually have lumberjacks and they are not going over to Africa for nothing. That being said, they do carry some pretty scary weaponry (axes, saws, Swiss Army Knives) which is more than can be said for a Sultan. Take the Jacks to win.
Pirates Vs Predators- I am sure if Predators can kill Aliens, they can take out Johnny Depp and his gang of idiots.
Tires vs Pigs- Nothing scarier than a tire. Of course if its fallen off a Semi trailer and is whipping down the highway towards your car....its pretty damn scary. In this case though, its just sitting in the slop at the hog farm. Pigs win.
Jupiter vs Bumba- Even though Dolphins are about as threatening as a drunk, one legged hobo with a butter knife, I will take them to win over the Dambala. I tried to read what a dambala actually is and as far as I can figure it is either something to do with voodoo...or its a bunch of computer geeks ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damballa_(company) )
Angola vs Quiçama- The wave will win this game by employing the famous Yogi Bear offense. This will cause the Park Rangers to go looking for missing picnic baskets instead of trying to tackle the guy with the football.
Cape Town vs Niger- Crusaders vs Mambas. As long as the Crusaders can avoid walking through the tall grass where the Mambas are ready to strike...they will win. If not....all bets are off!
Finally.... Fever vs Empire. This is what fights on American Gladiators will sound like when they run out of cool names like Nitro, Turbo and Sparky. I do the offense for the Fever, so I am not making a prediction on my own team. Should be a good game though as we try out our new "Every Play is a Quarterback Sneak" offensive attack.
Again, if anyone comes on here and starts arguing about if the picks are accurate or not....pull your head out of your ass. I really don't care if these are accurate...they are just for fun.
Zambia vs Uganda- The modern meaning of "headhunter" involves some slimy HR guy who tries to land people jobs by giving them a bunch of blow and hookers. Lions don't care about that shit. Take the Lions to win.
Casablanca vs Tazanaia- WTF are lumberjacks doing in an African league? I am from Western Canada where we actually have lumberjacks and they are not going over to Africa for nothing. That being said, they do carry some pretty scary weaponry (axes, saws, Swiss Army Knives) which is more than can be said for a Sultan. Take the Jacks to win.
Pirates Vs Predators- I am sure if Predators can kill Aliens, they can take out Johnny Depp and his gang of idiots.
Tires vs Pigs- Nothing scarier than a tire. Of course if its fallen off a Semi trailer and is whipping down the highway towards your car....its pretty damn scary. In this case though, its just sitting in the slop at the hog farm. Pigs win.
Jupiter vs Bumba- Even though Dolphins are about as threatening as a drunk, one legged hobo with a butter knife, I will take them to win over the Dambala. I tried to read what a dambala actually is and as far as I can figure it is either something to do with voodoo...or its a bunch of computer geeks ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damballa_(company) )
Angola vs Quiçama- The wave will win this game by employing the famous Yogi Bear offense. This will cause the Park Rangers to go looking for missing picnic baskets instead of trying to tackle the guy with the football.
Cape Town vs Niger- Crusaders vs Mambas. As long as the Crusaders can avoid walking through the tall grass where the Mambas are ready to strike...they will win. If not....all bets are off!
Finally.... Fever vs Empire. This is what fights on American Gladiators will sound like when they run out of cool names like Nitro, Turbo and Sparky. I do the offense for the Fever, so I am not making a prediction on my own team. Should be a good game though as we try out our new "Every Play is a Quarterback Sneak" offensive attack.
Again, if anyone comes on here and starts arguing about if the picks are accurate or not....pull your head out of your ass. I really don't care if these are accurate...they are just for fun.






I put together the perfect Defense AI for you guys, after carefully scouting all of your games. Thats why we had such success on defense. You guys are a great team tho and I have no doubt we'll meet again in the playoffs. WHERE'S ERICMN!?






















