It has come to my attention that a certain person, who will remain unnamed (his name sounds like LEVIN00, the team he plays on has never won in the Alpha division and he only gave props to his own O player when voting for the probowl) has started a secret GLB society. He has named himself president, and is the self appointed leader of said society. From the information I have gathered (from a double secret memo), some of the requirements to get in such club are as follow-
#1- You must have to own your own GLB team.
#2- You must have lost no more then 1 game in the past year.
#3- You must have never beaten a team in the Alpha division. (No one in the group wants to be made fun of)
#4- Your avitar must have something to do with others hating on your team.
#5- When voting in the probowl (on the regular boards..yuck..)you MUST (this is important) vote for ONE player from a team that IS a QB, his name rymes with levin and his team mascot must be of the feline nature. Any other members of said team??? whatever...This leads us to our next rule.
#6- In order to become a member of this "super special GLB masters" chat board, your team mascot MUST be of the feline nature.
#7- When seeing the probowl votes, you MUST make 1 statement asking in a uppity manner, "who are those guys?". Then ACT like you were asking a lagit question when someone calls you on it.
#8- GLB must be your LIFE. NO exceptions! Each member of this club must give 23.5 hours a day to the boards...30 min potty break will be permitted...USE THE TIME WISELY!
#9- Deny deny deny...if anyone asks you about the club, well..you know the rest.
#10- The secret hand shake will be used to show all other members of this club how much you "honor" them. Learn it..know it...love it...
WOW..I demand that this STOP!!!! As much as I give honor to him, this behavior is crazy! Either it stops, or I move on to the next step....REPORTING!!!! (of couse..if you let me in..i will forget alllll about it)
That is all...
#1- You must have to own your own GLB team.
#2- You must have lost no more then 1 game in the past year.
#3- You must have never beaten a team in the Alpha division. (No one in the group wants to be made fun of)
#4- Your avitar must have something to do with others hating on your team.
#5- When voting in the probowl (on the regular boards..yuck..)you MUST (this is important) vote for ONE player from a team that IS a QB, his name rymes with levin and his team mascot must be of the feline nature. Any other members of said team??? whatever...This leads us to our next rule.
#6- In order to become a member of this "super special GLB masters" chat board, your team mascot MUST be of the feline nature.
#7- When seeing the probowl votes, you MUST make 1 statement asking in a uppity manner, "who are those guys?". Then ACT like you were asking a lagit question when someone calls you on it.
#8- GLB must be your LIFE. NO exceptions! Each member of this club must give 23.5 hours a day to the boards...30 min potty break will be permitted...USE THE TIME WISELY!
#9- Deny deny deny...if anyone asks you about the club, well..you know the rest.
#10- The secret hand shake will be used to show all other members of this club how much you "honor" them. Learn it..know it...love it...
WOW..I demand that this STOP!!!! As much as I give honor to him, this behavior is crazy! Either it stops, or I move on to the next step....REPORTING!!!! (of couse..if you let me in..i will forget alllll about it)
That is all...
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