Elephant Game of the Week (aka “The Big Fatty”):
Mauritius Mountain Lions (3-0) vs Swaziland Dachshunds (2-1)
Why this game and not the Ma!!O/Lethoso match up? Cause Lions vs Wieners is just straight cash money in the bank excitement! On paper you have this little ankle biter verses a fuckin’ Lion man! No prayer right? Right? Probably right actually. That said the mini-dogs knocked off the Tar baby’s, a damn good team imo and the Lions really haven’t played anyone worth the hair on Sue Acula’s upper lip {gotta bust in here with a fresh picture..( http://n3t.net/humor/motivation/rollin.jpg ) really coming in nice there Sue.. keep it up buddy!} Okay, back to the game… I’m going with the upset.. Dachshuithundsisgesundheit.. forget it, the little dogs.. mainly because when I googled the Swaziland owners name and it came back as some sort of evil bug for Microsoft Windows.. and I really don’t want to pick a fight with a hacker.
Rhodesian Ridgebacks (0-3) vs The Chad OchoCinco (3-0)
I normally keep my own teams write ups nice a short cause you really don’t want to just post something like the Ridgebacks COULD NEVER BEAT US UNLESS SOME CRAZY STAR TREK SHIT HAPPENS LIKE WORMHOLES AND SHIT. PERIOD. END O STORY. Cause it will usually bite you in the ass later on. Anyway C85 kills.
MaRAWK!! O (3-0) vs Lethoso Rollers (2-1)
The ultimate, well, maybe not since if it really was the “ultimate” it would be the game of the week.. but it is pretty close…. well, not even that honestly.. best named game of the week though.. other than that is just a normal game. It’s the Rawk vs Roll matchup!!! Black Sabbath vs Elvis… well, not quite Sabbath, surely not Ozzy Sabbath and Dio Sabbath was still better cause, you know.. BSS, Sue and techie (I see you this week tj.. its on baby!) will never live up to the hype that others created for them cause they know they really suck it, almost as good as Sue's momma. I guess Rawko is really more like these guys ---> ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Usrl2MeqHOM ), the Serbian Sabbath tribute band. So its the Serbian Sabbath tribute band vs Elvis, okay.. not good comeback special Elvis cause really, good comeback Elvis is like Chuck Norris, trumps and triumphs over all. More like fat white vinyl suit Elvis ( http://therhonddarover.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fat-elvis.jpg ) . Still, its kinda Rawk and Roll baby! Anyway as in real life Rawk triumphs over roll and will win it… again not because I think they’ll actually win but because I want them to be all stoked and proud before getting their hopes crushed in week 6. heard that the new MaRawk!!o training regime started today ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s48ulifo_f8 )... I really think TSE sold you guys a bad manual.. really really bad. As in fuck Cardiff bad.
Madagascar Wild (2-1) vs Seychelles Roosters (2-1)
Actually another damn good matchup and a tough one to pick. Cocks vs Balony Pony.. strange, you’d think they were one and the same eh? Both teams are damn good.. Wild bleeew it against a Lion Conference team and BP really hates it if anyone picks them to win… so of course I’m going with the Wild to win! Why you ask? Just to piss of the Pony until he explains his owners notes. I swear tts like the DiVinci code or something… personally I believe it to somehow be the key to curing gonnaherpasephalaids, which of course will make me rich and famous for saving all those who have slept with Sue Acula’s mother.
Warri Delta Warriors (1-2) vs Michigan Nation (2-1)
MI pride soars high today! Crushing win over the bastard Cardiff mofo’s puts the Nation solidly in the conference leaders rear view mirror. I’d love this team if we were in USA AAA.. but since we’re in fucking Africa, I dunno.. maybe think about changing your name? What, you think that just cause OPL put up with West Scranton for so long made it “cool” to be geographically fucked? Oh well.. the Warriors are an underleveled squad, solid and they come out to play every other day… just gonna get beat down this game though. Zulu Nation with the win.
Cardiff Cobras (1-2) vs Uganda Mounties (0-3)
Cardiff is a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a shitty located team name. Uganda really should have won last week if it weren’t for BillSaid using his Jedi Mind shit on the random number generator… after all, the farce is strong in that one. I’m picking the Mounties to win this but I fully expect for Cardiff to fuck me over. Fucking Cardiff…
Tar River Pirates (2-1) vs Nigerian Nightmares (2-1)
Dammit.. every one of these games is close… sheeeit. Okay, something witty… yeah. I got nothing left for this game. Used up what little I had on the game below. Sorry, make it up next week. Anyway its coin flip time… TRP
The Clint Eastwood Special of the Week:
Rundu Rhino Rush (0-3) vs Kenya's Blood Leopards (0-3)
The Good – somebody is gonna get their first win of season 10!
The Bad – somebody is still gonna be winless
The Ugly – it could end in a tie!
I’ve really got to hand it to R3… defying all normal modes they somehow managed to go slowbuild while still having level 50 players. Personally I’m impressed with their chutzpah and I like the way they move… cause if my crappy slow built team could have had VA’s I’d be all over that like BillSaid and the backside of Sue Acula.
As far as the Leapards… well you know the season is going to be bad when this is the team history: “Back to the drawing board. Feel free to talk to agents about picking up their players.” Which is worse, being discarded or being one of the 9 remaining players… like being the last kid at the orphanage that’s just a little “special”. What was that like techie?
I always like the upset special and Triple R is a heavy favorite over the Blood Tiggers… but I know Cardiff is gonna fuck me over again this week and I want to keep my win percentage high. RRR in their triumphant “Welcome back to the win column”!
Mauritius Mountain Lions (3-0) vs Swaziland Dachshunds (2-1)
Why this game and not the Ma!!O/Lethoso match up? Cause Lions vs Wieners is just straight cash money in the bank excitement! On paper you have this little ankle biter verses a fuckin’ Lion man! No prayer right? Right? Probably right actually. That said the mini-dogs knocked off the Tar baby’s, a damn good team imo and the Lions really haven’t played anyone worth the hair on Sue Acula’s upper lip {gotta bust in here with a fresh picture..( http://n3t.net/humor/motivation/rollin.jpg ) really coming in nice there Sue.. keep it up buddy!} Okay, back to the game… I’m going with the upset.. Dachshuithundsisgesundheit.. forget it, the little dogs.. mainly because when I googled the Swaziland owners name and it came back as some sort of evil bug for Microsoft Windows.. and I really don’t want to pick a fight with a hacker.
Rhodesian Ridgebacks (0-3) vs The Chad OchoCinco (3-0)
I normally keep my own teams write ups nice a short cause you really don’t want to just post something like the Ridgebacks COULD NEVER BEAT US UNLESS SOME CRAZY STAR TREK SHIT HAPPENS LIKE WORMHOLES AND SHIT. PERIOD. END O STORY. Cause it will usually bite you in the ass later on. Anyway C85 kills.
MaRAWK!! O (3-0) vs Lethoso Rollers (2-1)
The ultimate, well, maybe not since if it really was the “ultimate” it would be the game of the week.. but it is pretty close…. well, not even that honestly.. best named game of the week though.. other than that is just a normal game. It’s the Rawk vs Roll matchup!!! Black Sabbath vs Elvis… well, not quite Sabbath, surely not Ozzy Sabbath and Dio Sabbath was still better cause, you know.. BSS, Sue and techie (I see you this week tj.. its on baby!) will never live up to the hype that others created for them cause they know they really suck it, almost as good as Sue's momma. I guess Rawko is really more like these guys ---> ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Usrl2MeqHOM ), the Serbian Sabbath tribute band. So its the Serbian Sabbath tribute band vs Elvis, okay.. not good comeback special Elvis cause really, good comeback Elvis is like Chuck Norris, trumps and triumphs over all. More like fat white vinyl suit Elvis ( http://therhonddarover.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fat-elvis.jpg ) . Still, its kinda Rawk and Roll baby! Anyway as in real life Rawk triumphs over roll and will win it… again not because I think they’ll actually win but because I want them to be all stoked and proud before getting their hopes crushed in week 6. heard that the new MaRawk!!o training regime started today ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s48ulifo_f8 )... I really think TSE sold you guys a bad manual.. really really bad. As in fuck Cardiff bad.
Madagascar Wild (2-1) vs Seychelles Roosters (2-1)
Actually another damn good matchup and a tough one to pick. Cocks vs Balony Pony.. strange, you’d think they were one and the same eh? Both teams are damn good.. Wild bleeew it against a Lion Conference team and BP really hates it if anyone picks them to win… so of course I’m going with the Wild to win! Why you ask? Just to piss of the Pony until he explains his owners notes. I swear tts like the DiVinci code or something… personally I believe it to somehow be the key to curing gonnaherpasephalaids, which of course will make me rich and famous for saving all those who have slept with Sue Acula’s mother.
Warri Delta Warriors (1-2) vs Michigan Nation (2-1)
MI pride soars high today! Crushing win over the bastard Cardiff mofo’s puts the Nation solidly in the conference leaders rear view mirror. I’d love this team if we were in USA AAA.. but since we’re in fucking Africa, I dunno.. maybe think about changing your name? What, you think that just cause OPL put up with West Scranton for so long made it “cool” to be geographically fucked? Oh well.. the Warriors are an underleveled squad, solid and they come out to play every other day… just gonna get beat down this game though. Zulu Nation with the win.
Cardiff Cobras (1-2) vs Uganda Mounties (0-3)
Cardiff is a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a shitty located team name. Uganda really should have won last week if it weren’t for BillSaid using his Jedi Mind shit on the random number generator… after all, the farce is strong in that one. I’m picking the Mounties to win this but I fully expect for Cardiff to fuck me over. Fucking Cardiff…
Tar River Pirates (2-1) vs Nigerian Nightmares (2-1)
Dammit.. every one of these games is close… sheeeit. Okay, something witty… yeah. I got nothing left for this game. Used up what little I had on the game below. Sorry, make it up next week. Anyway its coin flip time… TRP
The Clint Eastwood Special of the Week:
Rundu Rhino Rush (0-3) vs Kenya's Blood Leopards (0-3)
The Good – somebody is gonna get their first win of season 10!
The Bad – somebody is still gonna be winless
The Ugly – it could end in a tie!
I’ve really got to hand it to R3… defying all normal modes they somehow managed to go slowbuild while still having level 50 players. Personally I’m impressed with their chutzpah and I like the way they move… cause if my crappy slow built team could have had VA’s I’d be all over that like BillSaid and the backside of Sue Acula.
As far as the Leapards… well you know the season is going to be bad when this is the team history: “Back to the drawing board. Feel free to talk to agents about picking up their players.” Which is worse, being discarded or being one of the 9 remaining players… like being the last kid at the orphanage that’s just a little “special”. What was that like techie?
I always like the upset special and Triple R is a heavy favorite over the Blood Tiggers… but I know Cardiff is gonna fuck me over again this week and I want to keep my win percentage high. RRR in their triumphant “Welcome back to the win column”!
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