Warrior General Games

All in fun peoples... don't take it personal.. except for Bill and the good Dr of course. Suck it RAWK!!o

Lethoso Rollers (2-0) vs Madagascar Wild (1-1)
Game of the Week… tough call tbh. Rollers have dominated both teams they played while the Wild lost to a good Cape Town squad… should be really close but I’m going with a Rollers win. Only because I’m so disappointed the Wild lost to a Lion Conference team in week 1.

Kenya's Blood Leopards (0-2) vs Mauritius Mountain Lions (2-0)
Lions played an easy first two games and this one won’t be any different. Lions win big.

The Chad OchoCinco (2-0) vs Rundu Rhino Rush (0-2)
Not sure what happened to Triple R this season, hope it wasn’t the ebola virus!. C85 win as easy as Sue Acula’s mom… super duper easy.

Uganda Mounties (0-2) vs MaRAWK!! O (2-0)
I have some love for the Mounties as I’m on another Mountaineers team in APL but Bill and the good Dr look like they might actually have purchased TSE’s guide and unsubstantiated rumor says they’ve been spotted game planning.. highly unlikely this is truthful but even the rumor gives the Rawk the win. Plus I really want the MaRAWK’s squawking loud and proud before the beat down in week 6

Swaziland Dachshunds (1-1) vs Tar River Pirates (2-0)
TRP beat the Pigs and that’s never easy… to be fair I don’t know much about the little dogs out of Swaziland, I would imagine it is an angry witch doctor at work. Tar River takes this one from the ankle biters.

Michigan Nation (1-1) vs Cardiff Cobras (1-1)
Every season there is one team that doesn’t play by the region rules… this season we have two. So the North American team vs the Western Europe team will duke it out for the non-cooperative conference championship title. On one hand you’ve got the proud Michigan team… unemployment is so high it needs a parachute to come down, someday the Wolverines will be relevant again as global warming will eventually push every good athlete out of the sunbelt regions into the northland, and the median home price in MI will be eventually be above $10,000. Hell Iraqi refugees won’t relocate to Detroit as they say its more of a DMZ than Baghdad is... but dammit, they've got their Michigan Pride.
Then you’ve got Cardiff… I'm pretty sure there's no Cardiff in Nigeria, Algeria or Egypt so why the fuck did you name your Africa team that? Double fuck you. Triple fuck you. Fuck. You. Cardiff fucks. Fuck. Now that’s off my chest I’m picking the Cobras to win. Why? Cause Western Europe Cardiff is somewhat closer to Africa hence some hometown love from me… but still, fuck.

Warri Delta Warriors (1-1) vs Nigerian Nightmares (1-1)
Very tough call… Delta Warriors lost to the little wieners, badly. Nightmares lost to the Cardiff fucks.. badly. Magic 8 Ball says….. Nightmares and really just because I wanted to say fuck Cardiff again.

Rhodesian Ridgebacks (0-2) vs Seychelles Roosters (1-1)
Roosters ate some crow after being cocky before the C85 beat down and will take out all their sexual frustrations on the poor Ridgebacks this week. Expect a rape job by the Roosters with no lube… just like Sue Acula’s mom likes it.

excellent write up Speed, I especially am fond of the non-region based banter LOL

You're just happy cause you hate Michigan for stealing your coach...

p.s. - go back to APL, you don't belong here anymore

No one tip The Wild all last season as well, and we storm home to finish the regular in 3rd place...The Wild always gets the job done against the rollers...no contest

Originally posted by haymondjunior
excellent write up Speed, I especially am fond of the non-region based banter LOL

agree, classic post

Originally posted by balony_pony16
No one tip The Wild all last season as well, and we storm home to finish the regular in 3rd place...The Wild always gets the job done against the rollers...no contest

Hey, you don't lose to the Lion conference and I'd have picked you to win, buuuut nooooo, you went and bleeeeew it (like Sue Acula's mom)... sheesh

This is my favorite write up by somebody whose handle doesn't rhyme with speedcatsux and start with billsaid.

Excellent work. MaRAWK!!o actually signed TSE, absorbed his knowledge and sold him to highest bidder, which was ocho cinco.

Quick fact: Ocho cinco is not named after Keyshawn Johnson, but those are the two highest numbers anybody on the team could count to. Nice work y'all.

My thoughts: The Wild/Lethoso game is the real deal. Wild got an unexpected loss (imo, based on no research) and are in the hunt this season for the conference championship, however, much like the Nightmares, they are already playing catchup. The question is this: Will the wild be in contention in week 3 for the regular season title or will Lethoso join the pack playing catchup?

And your summary of the non-geocompliant is funny as hell. Can I get some more equipment?

just because The Wild actually had a contest in the first round while you girls had easy wins means nothin but a false sense of feeling of where you really at at in season 10

Circular logic rules all... you are better because you played a tougher team but lost leaving us ahead of you in the standings but not in the moral high ground which you will attempt to take Teddy Roosevelt style while leaving the horses below. Makes sense to me. Btw, http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=2873, wtf are you trying to say in your team message??? "WHERE IS MY CO OWNER HM POSITING DAMMIT"

Originally posted by Speedcat
Circular logic rules all... you are better because you played a tougher team but lost leaving us ahead of you in the standings but not in the moral high ground which you will attempt to take Teddy Roosevelt style while leaving the horses below. Makes sense to me. Btw, http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=2873, wtf are you trying to say in your team message??? "WHERE IS MY CO OWNER HM POSITING DAMMIT"

What, don't you get it?

/obligatory

Tusken imo.

Originally posted by Speedcat
All in fun peoples... don't take it personal.. except for Bill and the good Dr of course. Suck it RAWK!!o=
The Chad OchoCinco (2-0) vs Rundu Rhino Rush (0-2)
Not sure what happened to Triple R this season, hope it wasn’t the ebola virus!. C85 win as easy as Sue Acula’s mom… super duper easy.


All I can say is that #1 Your right about Aculas mom. #2 you left me a whole lot of people out of taking it personal #3 Aculas mom is easier than you stated. #4 Suck it Ocho #5 Classic write up #6 Yea well you swallow.

This message approved bu Crazy Eddies Mattress and goat Feed Emporium and so are the picks......

Originally posted by balony_pony16
Originally posted by Speedcat

Circular logic rules all... you are better because you played a tougher team but lost leaving us ahead of you in the standings but not in the moral high ground which you will attempt to take Teddy Roosevelt style while leaving the horses below. Makes sense to me. Btw, http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=2873, wtf are you trying to say in your team message??? "WHERE IS MY CO OWNER HM POSITING DAMMIT"

What, don't you get it?

no

Originally posted by techiejacket
Originally posted by Speedcat

All in fun peoples... don't take it personal.. except for Bill and the good Dr of course. Suck it RAWK!!o=
The Chad OchoCinco (2-0) vs Rundu Rhino Rush (0-2)
Not sure what happened to Triple R this season, hope it wasn’t the ebola virus!. C85 win as easy as Sue Acula’s mom… super duper easy.


All I can say is that #1 Your right about Aculas mom. #2 you left me a whole lot of people out of taking it personal #3 Aculas mom is easier than you stated. #4 Suck it Ocho #5 Classic write up #6 Yea well you swallow.

This message approved bu Crazy Eddies Mattress and goat Feed Emporium and so are the picks......

Sorry techie... didn't think you'd take it personal since you like to rip on Bill and Sue. So, next write up I'll make it personal just for you.




and those Cardiff bastards. fuck

good stuff speedcat