With the season opener out of the way Alpha came through and showed Zeta that Alpha is a much stronger division winning 10 of the 16 games played in week 1. Now it starts to get really good with division play….good luck in week 2
1 Atlantis Whitecaps Vs 11 Balaton Bulldogs
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything. …Caps 115-14
2 Cosa Nostra Hitmen Vs 15 Manitoba Maniacs
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little. …Hitmen 45-3
3 Bucharest Warriors Vs 12 Sevastopol Black Fleet
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized? ……Warriors 35-14
4 Lviv Lions Vs 13 Victoria Assassins
You know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it ….Livi 125-9
5 DC Squashers Vs 16 Zheleznovodsk Chubby Wizards
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub….. DC 175-0
6 Transylvania Vampire Bears Vs 8 Fluffy Pink Bunnies
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint…..FPB….21-19
7 Wildflecken Wolverines Vs 14 Wellington War Pigs
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."……WW…35-21
9 St. Petersburg Boreal Vs 10 Winnipeg Wolves
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive……W…..28-14
If the playoffs happened today…this is how it would look
Alpha Con Bracket 1
1. Atlantis Whitecaps
8. Fluffy Pink Bunnies
4. Lviv Lions
5. DC Squashers
Alpha Con Bracket 2
2. Cosa Nostra Hitmen
7. Wildflecken Wolverines
3. Bucharest Warriors
6. Transylvania Vampire Bea
1 Atlantis Whitecaps Vs 11 Balaton Bulldogs
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything. …Caps 115-14
2 Cosa Nostra Hitmen Vs 15 Manitoba Maniacs
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little. …Hitmen 45-3
3 Bucharest Warriors Vs 12 Sevastopol Black Fleet
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized? ……Warriors 35-14
4 Lviv Lions Vs 13 Victoria Assassins
You know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it ….Livi 125-9
5 DC Squashers Vs 16 Zheleznovodsk Chubby Wizards
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub….. DC 175-0
6 Transylvania Vampire Bears Vs 8 Fluffy Pink Bunnies
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint…..FPB….21-19
7 Wildflecken Wolverines Vs 14 Wellington War Pigs
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."……WW…35-21
9 St. Petersburg Boreal Vs 10 Winnipeg Wolves
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive……W…..28-14
If the playoffs happened today…this is how it would look
Alpha Con Bracket 1
1. Atlantis Whitecaps
8. Fluffy Pink Bunnies
4. Lviv Lions
5. DC Squashers
Alpha Con Bracket 2
2. Cosa Nostra Hitmen
7. Wildflecken Wolverines
3. Bucharest Warriors
6. Transylvania Vampire Bea






























