Warrior General Games

Thank you for letting me on your team/league. I am graciously at your service to fuck hoes, baby sit your daughters, and play some football.

For those of you who don't know who I am, WAKE UP. Realize you are in the presence of a GOD, the ONE who rules all and can devastate teams just by a glance. I am LIMAS SWEED and I will be bringing you a championship home. Throw that ball anywhere near me and it's over. I'm gone, put up another 6. We will divide and Conquer. It is time to shake off that rust and get ready to go undefeated.

You can do it. Wake up in the morning and believe. We are not Phil Micelson, WE ARE TIGER WOODS. We are the TEXAS LONGHORNS from 2005, we are not OU. Big game or small, we'll win them all. We don't lose, I REFUSE TO LOSE. It is time to step up.

There will be more to come but for now realize, i left my previous team to come here an win a CHAMPIONSHIP. So don't let me down. Bitches for all, complements of LIMAS SWEED. You want drinks, drugs, honeys, or STD's; you come see ME. You want to WIN, you give the ball to me... SWEED. You want GREATNESS? FAME? PRIDE? You want a WINNER???

Congrats, we've got it all right here.

Welcome to the new and improved UN PEACEKEEPERS.

You have inherited everything you have ever dreamed for, I'm here.

It's a shame we're gonna have to stomp a fellow OB

Limas Sweed fan.

Not a Texas fan.

His ball dropping this year was the Longhorn that was still in him. in 09, he'll be a full-fledged Steeler, and that shit will pass.

Edit:

Gator/USC fan (won't be a Gator fan in a few years... was a Percy fan because of proximity and the fact I've seen him play in HS)

Cancer in the locker room. Money hungry and an attention whore....good luck.

Originally posted by Petey
Cancer in the locker room. Money hungry and an attention whore....good luck.

Limas? Or Percy

Mickelson has a "k" in it, that's about all I got from the post

Guess I cant defend you anymore Limas.

The PeaceKeepers will not win the league championship and probably wont make the playoffs.

Originally posted by eterry87
Originally posted by Petey

Cancer in the locker room. Money hungry and an attention whore....good luck.

Limas? Or Percy

Hopefully the dude who made that post. Otherwise, Petey is dead to me.

Reading this I thought of Fred X....Then I see he is a teammate

Nice performance in your first scrimmage game... 3 receptions, 45 yards, 0 TDs, 1 dropped pass. Welcome to the land of mediocracy.

Originally posted by Petey
Cancer in the locker room. Money hungry and an attention whore....good luck.

Petey, you only were what you WERE because of Limas. The only cancer in the locker room was that lump in the middle of your FUPA. Sorry boys, I had to tell him.

To the rest of you, especially bubbajwp, you guys were great, I am sorry to go. D3 made me an offer I couldn't refuse.

Good luck this season... hopefully you'll be able to get 2nd place behind me.

Here's to you,
Here's to me,
Best of friends shall we always be,
But if by chance we disagree,
FUCK YOU! Here's to me.

Bottoms up bitches.

LIMAS IS BACK!

Originally posted by Limas Sweed
Originally posted by Petey

Cancer in the locker room. Money hungry and an attention whore....good luck.

Petey, you only were what you WERE because of Limas. The only cancer in the locker room was that lump in the middle of your FUPA. Sorry boys, I had to tell him.

To the rest of you, especially bubbajwp, you guys were great, I am sorry to go. D3 made me an offer I couldn't refuse.

Good luck this season... hopefully you'll be able to get 2nd place behind me.

Here's to you,
Here's to me,
Best of friends shall we always be,
But if by chance we disagree,
FUCK YOU! Here's to me.

Bottoms up bitches.

LIMAS IS BACK!

Is this guy related to eyeball catchem all???? Who lasted 1...ONE ...1 season in APL?

0 cares

Originally posted by MattyP
0 cares

Balls

w8wat

Originally posted by soapbox
Limas Sweed fan.

Not a Texas fan.

His ball dropping this year was the Longhorn that was still in him. in 09, he'll be a full-fledged Steeler, and that shit will pass.

Edit:

Gator/USC fan (won't be a Gator fan in a few years... was a Percy fan because of proximity and the fact I've seen him play in HS)

Percy was a beast in high school...still remember him leapfrogging a guy and then running for the TD