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Mob-6
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As this is unofficial I expect the community to come up with exactly how Bort will spend each hour between now and day 50 when I would expect the season to start.

Day 46, 12:00- Sits down for lunch, cracking open his 3rd Rockstar energy drink of the day and ponders if he could get away with moving the game out of Beta mode and into Charlie mode.
 
Robbnva
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and how is this talking about a position?
 
majech
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1:00 - Decides he has thought enough about moving game out of beta and cracks open a cold beer.
 
Firenze
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Find another way to buff offense.
 
kingofgod
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2:00 Thinks about adding a new offensive play
3:00 Make new play
4:00 test new play
5:00 Get rid of new play
 
CinTex
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6:00 Sushi
 
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7:00 checks a few pr0n sites and then washes unborn children off of hand.
 
the man of doom
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8:00 relize takcling is worthless in new sim and tells noone
 
Kenshinzen
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9:00 A mod comes in and locks this thread.
 
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10:38am--Realizing that 12 hours have passed since last self-gratification session, bert unpauses DVR'd Full House episode and grudgingly strokes to pre-meth Jodie Sweetin.
 
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11.00 Adding replays of kicks at goal doesn't even cross his mind............checks to see if his flex account is still in the black.............
 
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12:00 go to the outback steakhouse and think outloud how to solve the problem with people complaining
 
Mob-6
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Day 47-

1:00 Ties up hookers, roleplays with them by pretending they are a video game owner and he reads nasty customer comments to them before giving them spankings.
 
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Originally posted by Mob-6
Day 47-

1:00 Ties up hookers, roleplays with them by pretending they are a video game owner and he reads nasty customer comments to them before giving them spankings.


lol
 
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Originally posted by Mob-6
Day 47-

1:00 Ties up hookers, roleplays with them by pretending they are a video game owner and he reads nasty customer comments to them before giving them spankings.


3:00 two hours has passed in hes still spanking hoes
 


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