Originally posted by funkytown1
WOW all new teams for us hi to all should be some good fun
Yeah were new here! The Mastodons are only 3 seasons old, but most of us were on another team in the Canada leagues before. We have/had some unique personalities on our team. Our QB was kicked out of college football after knocking out a LB who intercepted one of his passes, it took half the team to tear him off the poor guy. We had a back-up FB, named Smash Morrow who seemed to have amorousdesires towards any Cow, male or female. He was arrested for assault of the Ottawa Longhorn mascot during a game. They found his bodily fluids on the back of the mascots costume. He had to leave the team after he was deported from Germany after complaints from some of the local dairy farms. Some of the other Dairy Farmers in Germany actually protested his deportation as it appeared that the dairy cows on farms that Smash stayed on, seemed to be very satisfied cows (everybody knows that a happy cow is a productive cow!! But I for one will never drink milk in Germany!!!) Smash is rumored to have gone back to his College Alma Mater, the Texas Longhorns, to renew his relationship with, the Longhorn Mascot, Bevo. Our starting FB, has a unique "teefs"(tooth) collection he gathers during football games after his collisions with opponents. I could go on, but you get the idea. We have a fun group and we are looking forward to (hopefully) competing at this level!
