It's been one helluva ride this season, chuckleheads!
So it looks like my pre-season prediction of an all Macedonia Title fight fell short. Thanks Wolverines.
So we filtered out the playa's from the wannabe's and the contenders fronm the pretenders and this is what we've boiled it all down to........
the EEA1 Championship Game!
But before we get started, we have two more teams to send back to the rest of EEA1. The Macedonia Diadochi and the Estonia Stoners. Thanks for playing guys, we have some lovely parting gifts for you on your way out.
The last REAL game of the season is upon us and it should be a buttslapper!
The Uber underdog Wolverines taking on the Top Dog and undefeated Trojans!
David vs Goliath! Giants vs Patriots! Sonny vs Cher! Godzilla vs Monster X!
This one is a GLB monster movie in the making!
You know the drill.............
LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!
________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ZETA POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Macedonia Trojans (19-0) LW 1 - Great win, Trojans! You proved you are the best around.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fWvub_WBho
So you've earned a Silver Cup, but there is one final obstacle left in the way to the Pimp Cup.
The Wolverines have made fools out of their three playoff opponents. Don't be the fourth.
Good luck, Trojans!
Next opponent: Wildflecken Wolverines (13-6)
The Rest of Zeta
#2 Estonia Stoners (16-3) - Well you guys are being sent to rehab now, but take this hot pic with you.
A word of advice, give up the weed smoking before games. Try boozing it up or heroin instead. What a rush!!
Congrats on a really great season Stoners!
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/10Katie/Katie-18.jpg
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/09Cecilie/Cecilie-44.jpg
#3 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (12-6)
#4 Banja Luka Boracs (12-6)
#5 Istanbul Hellhounds (12-5)
#6 Ukraine Freight Train (11-6)
#7 Cool Runnings (10-7)
#8 The Gods (10-7)
#9 Banja Luka Blackshirts (9-7)
#10 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (8-8)
#11 Renegades of Funk (5-11)
#12 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (4-12)
#13 Providence Black Hawks (3-13)
#14 WMD Pale Riders (2-14)
#15 Luzitian Dynasty (1-15)
#16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-16)
*****ZETA PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 2: 5-3, Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 5-3, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 6-2, Week 7: 7-1, Week 10: 8-0, Week 11: 6-2, Week 14: 5-3, Week 15: 8-0
Overall: 64-16
SA’s GOW: 5-5
8 Ball GOW: 4-6
SA’s Playoffs: 5-2
8 Ball Playoffs: 3-4
____________________________________________________________________________
****ALPHA POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Wildflecken Wolverines (13-6) LW 2 - Congratulations to the Wildflecken Wolverines on an unbelievable post season run.
Three straight top teams and three straight wins. The Diadochi were the latest top Alpha team to fall to you guys. You guys just enjoy kicking teams in the nuts....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbwPm-BgkvE
Do you have one last miracle left in the bag of tricks? I hope I have one diaper left in my box of depends.
Good luck, Wolverines!
Next opponent: Macedonia Trojans (19-0)
The Rest of Alpha
#2 Macedonia Diadochi (17-2) - Sorry Diadochi, I was wanting my prediction to come true, but the Wolverines had other plans. Enjoy two hot pics for you guys!
Congrats on an excellent season and best of luck next season, Diadochi!
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/06Krysten/Krysten-22.jpg
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/09Henriette/Henriette-04.jpg
#3 Kiev Pit Bulls (12-5)
#4 Krakow Plumber's Crack (11-6)
#5 Kazan Golden horde (15-2)
#6 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (13-4)
#7 Valhalla Einherjar (12-5)
#8 Iron Curtain Psychos (10-7)
#9 Average Joe's (8-8)
#10 Greece Lightning (6-10)
#11 Amsterdam Hallucinations (6-10)
#12 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (5-11)
#13 Vienna River Bandits (4-12)
#14 Wallachia Impalers (2-14)
#15 Hungarian Hitmen (0-16)
#16 Bohemia Gryphons (2-14)
*****ALPHA ROUND PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 2: 7-1, Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 6-2, Week 5: 8-0, Week 6: 8-0, Week 7: 8-0, Week 10: 5-3, Week 11: 6-2, Week 14: 8-0, Week 15: 8-0
Overall: 71-9
SA’s GOW: 9-1
8 Ball GOW: 5-5
SA’s Playoffs: 3-4
8 Ball Playoffs: 3-4
____________________________________________________________________
*****EEA1 LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP*****
Holy Shit!!!
We finally made it! We are finally here! Only two teams left in all the land that are ready to challenge for the Pimp Cup!!
http://www.gizmodude.com/entry_images/0208/26/Silver_and_Gold.jpg
One team has dominated all season through. The other has pulled off a string of upset wins in epic fashion!
The Trojans have gone undefeated, 19-0, beaten every team that has come knocking on their door and protecting all from STD's and from knocking up chicks we otherwise would have nothing to do with if it weren't for some heavy pairs of beer goggles (how many times can one dude thank you)..
The Wolverines have lived up to their names. Scrappy, vicious little mammals that carry an ungodly amount of diseases and have retractable adamantium claws with a regenerative mutant ability. Plus I snuck a mic in their locker room and this is how Coach E treats his players.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw7KijRfU-c
Now it all comes down to this!
THUNDERDOME....................Two teams enter! One team leaves!
And the team that leaves will leave as the new EEA1 heavyweight champions of the world!
They take home the Pimp Cup!
They take home a hot chick pic!
They take home the GLB video game for PS3!
They take home the GLB board game!
They get their mugs plastered on all sorts of cheap and useless merchandising made by children in sweatshops in third world countries like, Manhattan, Kansas and Lawrence, Kansas (shame on you Wildcats and Jayhawks!).
They will be on lunchboxes, t-shirts, under-roos, depends (just for the Wolverines), cereal boxes, and.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs
.......their very own crappy, useless kitchen items.
Plus all the respect from the other EEA1 wannabe's!
And for the losing team, they will be ridiculed and laughed at by every other team that didn't make it. Their puppies will be kicked, their houses will be T.P.'d and sugar shall be poured down their gas tanks and they shall have their nutties stomped upon!
Not fun.
That's what is at stake here. Do you teams feel the pressure yet?
Well you should, because it is GLB football at it's best!
So the Magic 8 Ball and I are in agreement for the championship game. We are both siding with the Trojans, but we both are wearing depends as well.
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Wildflecken Wolverines (13-6) vs Macedonia Trojans (19-0) -
8 Ball Pick: Macedonia Trojans
SA's Pick: Macedonia Trojans
Congrats to both teams for making it this far and best of luck in the EEA1 Championship game!!
So it looks like my pre-season prediction of an all Macedonia Title fight fell short. Thanks Wolverines.
So we filtered out the playa's from the wannabe's and the contenders fronm the pretenders and this is what we've boiled it all down to........
the EEA1 Championship Game!
But before we get started, we have two more teams to send back to the rest of EEA1. The Macedonia Diadochi and the Estonia Stoners. Thanks for playing guys, we have some lovely parting gifts for you on your way out.
The last REAL game of the season is upon us and it should be a buttslapper!
The Uber underdog Wolverines taking on the Top Dog and undefeated Trojans!
David vs Goliath! Giants vs Patriots! Sonny vs Cher! Godzilla vs Monster X!
This one is a GLB monster movie in the making!
You know the drill.............
LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!
________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ZETA POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Macedonia Trojans (19-0) LW 1 - Great win, Trojans! You proved you are the best around.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fWvub_WBho
So you've earned a Silver Cup, but there is one final obstacle left in the way to the Pimp Cup.
The Wolverines have made fools out of their three playoff opponents. Don't be the fourth.
Good luck, Trojans!
Next opponent: Wildflecken Wolverines (13-6)
The Rest of Zeta
#2 Estonia Stoners (16-3) - Well you guys are being sent to rehab now, but take this hot pic with you.
A word of advice, give up the weed smoking before games. Try boozing it up or heroin instead. What a rush!!
Congrats on a really great season Stoners!
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/10Katie/Katie-18.jpg
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/09Cecilie/Cecilie-44.jpg
#3 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (12-6)
#4 Banja Luka Boracs (12-6)
#5 Istanbul Hellhounds (12-5)
#6 Ukraine Freight Train (11-6)
#7 Cool Runnings (10-7)
#8 The Gods (10-7)
#9 Banja Luka Blackshirts (9-7)
#10 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (8-8)
#11 Renegades of Funk (5-11)
#12 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (4-12)
#13 Providence Black Hawks (3-13)
#14 WMD Pale Riders (2-14)
#15 Luzitian Dynasty (1-15)
#16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-16)
*****ZETA PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 2: 5-3, Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 5-3, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 6-2, Week 7: 7-1, Week 10: 8-0, Week 11: 6-2, Week 14: 5-3, Week 15: 8-0
Overall: 64-16
SA’s GOW: 5-5
8 Ball GOW: 4-6
SA’s Playoffs: 5-2
8 Ball Playoffs: 3-4
____________________________________________________________________________
****ALPHA POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Wildflecken Wolverines (13-6) LW 2 - Congratulations to the Wildflecken Wolverines on an unbelievable post season run.
Three straight top teams and three straight wins. The Diadochi were the latest top Alpha team to fall to you guys. You guys just enjoy kicking teams in the nuts....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbwPm-BgkvE
Do you have one last miracle left in the bag of tricks? I hope I have one diaper left in my box of depends.
Good luck, Wolverines!
Next opponent: Macedonia Trojans (19-0)
The Rest of Alpha
#2 Macedonia Diadochi (17-2) - Sorry Diadochi, I was wanting my prediction to come true, but the Wolverines had other plans. Enjoy two hot pics for you guys!
Congrats on an excellent season and best of luck next season, Diadochi!
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/06Krysten/Krysten-22.jpg
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/09Henriette/Henriette-04.jpg
#3 Kiev Pit Bulls (12-5)
#4 Krakow Plumber's Crack (11-6)
#5 Kazan Golden horde (15-2)
#6 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (13-4)
#7 Valhalla Einherjar (12-5)
#8 Iron Curtain Psychos (10-7)
#9 Average Joe's (8-8)
#10 Greece Lightning (6-10)
#11 Amsterdam Hallucinations (6-10)
#12 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (5-11)
#13 Vienna River Bandits (4-12)
#14 Wallachia Impalers (2-14)
#15 Hungarian Hitmen (0-16)
#16 Bohemia Gryphons (2-14)
*****ALPHA ROUND PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 2: 7-1, Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 6-2, Week 5: 8-0, Week 6: 8-0, Week 7: 8-0, Week 10: 5-3, Week 11: 6-2, Week 14: 8-0, Week 15: 8-0
Overall: 71-9
SA’s GOW: 9-1
8 Ball GOW: 5-5
SA’s Playoffs: 3-4
8 Ball Playoffs: 3-4
____________________________________________________________________
*****EEA1 LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP*****
Holy Shit!!!
We finally made it! We are finally here! Only two teams left in all the land that are ready to challenge for the Pimp Cup!!
http://www.gizmodude.com/entry_images/0208/26/Silver_and_Gold.jpg
One team has dominated all season through. The other has pulled off a string of upset wins in epic fashion!
The Trojans have gone undefeated, 19-0, beaten every team that has come knocking on their door and protecting all from STD's and from knocking up chicks we otherwise would have nothing to do with if it weren't for some heavy pairs of beer goggles (how many times can one dude thank you)..
The Wolverines have lived up to their names. Scrappy, vicious little mammals that carry an ungodly amount of diseases and have retractable adamantium claws with a regenerative mutant ability. Plus I snuck a mic in their locker room and this is how Coach E treats his players.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw7KijRfU-c
Now it all comes down to this!
THUNDERDOME....................Two teams enter! One team leaves!
And the team that leaves will leave as the new EEA1 heavyweight champions of the world!
They take home the Pimp Cup!
They take home a hot chick pic!
They take home the GLB video game for PS3!
They take home the GLB board game!
They get their mugs plastered on all sorts of cheap and useless merchandising made by children in sweatshops in third world countries like, Manhattan, Kansas and Lawrence, Kansas (shame on you Wildcats and Jayhawks!).
They will be on lunchboxes, t-shirts, under-roos, depends (just for the Wolverines), cereal boxes, and.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs
.......their very own crappy, useless kitchen items.
Plus all the respect from the other EEA1 wannabe's!
And for the losing team, they will be ridiculed and laughed at by every other team that didn't make it. Their puppies will be kicked, their houses will be T.P.'d and sugar shall be poured down their gas tanks and they shall have their nutties stomped upon!
Not fun.
That's what is at stake here. Do you teams feel the pressure yet?
Well you should, because it is GLB football at it's best!
So the Magic 8 Ball and I are in agreement for the championship game. We are both siding with the Trojans, but we both are wearing depends as well.
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Wildflecken Wolverines (13-6) vs Macedonia Trojans (19-0) -
8 Ball Pick: Macedonia Trojans
SA's Pick: Macedonia Trojans
Congrats to both teams for making it this far and best of luck in the EEA1 Championship game!!
Edited by Smiling Assasain on Jun 1, 2009 15:07:58
Edited by Smiling Assasain on Jun 1, 2009 15:07:06
Edited by Smiling Assasain on Jun 1, 2009 12:26:57
Edited by Smiling Assasain on Jun 1, 2009 12:21:40
Edited by Smiling Assasain on Jun 1, 2009 12:11:57
