Warrior General Games

Before we get to the rankings, I have to write in my diary for a sec.

Dear Diary,

Yesterday I saw that the former love of my life, Banja Luka Black Shirts QB Tara “T.L.” Smith, has just re-entered my life by posting to me in one of the Sports Page rankings.

Originally posted by TarasAwesome
This is the original Tara "T.L." Smith here. Smiling Assasain I've always enjoyed a man who could make me laugh. Keep it up and maybe someday you will get a chuckle and maybe more, out of me. ;-)

in which I replied

Originally posted by Smiling Assasain

OH MY GOD!!!!!!

Just saw this, read it and passed out! Woke up, read it again and passed out!
I think I just............
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

As long as this isn't that damned Chris Hanson from Dateline doing his sting operation. I can't go through that again...............uhm, not that I did go through it once before, but just making sure is all, heh, heh, heh.

So if you are really just a 34 year old adult pretending to be a 13 year old girl, then I in no way should be talking to you or the next time I can post to you will be in 3-5 years with good behavior.

Otherwise keep reading the Sports Page and I will do my damnedest to make you giggle, chuckle, guffaw, laugh or pee your pants while doing so.

I did get you a gift by the way......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgXvR97Wk6g


Love is in the air, diary. Until next time, goodnight Diary.


*****SA’s Personal Pages*****

So Miss Tara, I thought it only fitting I send you some personal photos of me. They aren’t the best quality, but they are ALL of me, despite what some people say.

Here is a pic of me on my trip to San Francisco to see the Niners.
http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/people/pe12.jpg
Do those shorts make me look gay at all?.........I didn’t think so.

And here I am in deep, deep thought
http://www.angelfire.com/on2/abercrombieandfitch/images/AFworryguy.jpg
I think I was in deep thought about where to eat lunch that day. I went to Jack In The Box.

And here I am after I just woke up
http://www.angelfire.com/on2/abercrombieandfitch/images/AFwallguy.jpg

And this is me making pancakes
http://www.angelfire.com/on2/abercrombieandfitch/images/AFhotcloseup.jpg
I pose like that all the time when making pancakes

And here I am by the pool
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_OMLYyLC8HTo/STlvsPCBH2I/AAAAAAAAUas/zsVztV_3OaU/s1600/gayalfacinhalx1101.jpg
uhm……..I think that last one was taken in Mexico and I got really, really, tan.

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OK, so let’s get down to business!
It’s Round 3 and the best two teams in each Conference are ready to square off and have it out!
Mano y mano! Face to face! Man to man! Eye to eye! Tit for tat (who’s tit for who’s tat is the question)!
This is what everyone was fighting for, but only four teams remain!
http://www.gizmodude.com/entry_images/0208/26/Silver_and_Gold.jpg

It’s GLB football at it’s finest! Nuthin’ could be finer, except for Tara not being a minor.

LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!

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You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.

****ZETA POWER RANKINGS****

LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched

*#1 Macedonia Trojans (18-0) LW 1 - Geez, aren’t you Trojans sick of all this winning yet?......no?
Well then prove it! Win this one and you get a Silver Cup for sure
http://blingsupply.com/catalog/images/Cup_Plat.jpg
and a shot at the beloved Pimp Cup.
Good luck Trojans.
Next opponent: #2 Estonia Stoners (16-2)

*#2 Estonia Stoners (16-2) LW 2 - The Stoners have been the #2 team all season long. They will need to come up with some really fine bud to beat the Trojans. Maybe some magical weed from the high altitude of the Himalaya mountains.
If they can’t pull out the win, then it’s a month in detox and rehab for you potheads.
Good luck Stoners.
Next opponent: at #1 Macedonia Trojans (18-0)


The Rest of Zeta

#3 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (12-6) – Well keep your heads up J.T.’s, you guys really turned things around. You were just one step away from being one step away from the League Campionship. That was better than last season.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/07Janet/Janet-35.jpg
#4 Banja Luka Boracs (12-6) – Great run Boracs! But it all came to an end against the Stoners. You just couldn’t handle your smoke is all.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/07Carrie/Carrie-42.jpg
#5 Istanbul Hellhounds (12-5)
#6 Ukraine Freight Train (11-6)
#7 Cool Runnings (10-7)
#8 The Gods (10-7)
#9 Banja Luka Blackshirts (9-7)
#10 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (8-8)
#11 Renegades of Funk (5-11)
#12 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (4-12)
#13 Providence Black Hawks (3-13)
#14 WMD Pale Riders (2-14)
#15 Luzitian Dynasty (1-15)
#16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-16)


*****ZETA ROUND 3 PREDICTIONS*****

Here's my prediction record week by week.

Week 2: 5-3, Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 5-3, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 6-2, Week 7: 7-1, Week 10: 8-0, Week 11: 6-2, Week 14: 5-3, Week 15: 8-0
Overall: 64-16
SA’s GOW: 5-5
8 Ball GOW: 4-6
SA’s Playoffs: 4-2
8 Ball Playoffs: 2-4

Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/

#2 Estonia Stoners (16-2) at #1 Macedonia Trojans (18-0) = Macedonia Trojans - The Trojans have yet to lose and they destroyed the Stoners in the first game. I am sticking with my prediction of an all Macedonia Championship game.
8 Ball agrees, so try top make liars out of both of us, Stoners.
Good luck to both teams.
8 Ball Pick: Macedonia Trojans
SA's Pick: Macedonia Trojans


Good luck to both of the teams in Zeta Conference Championship game!

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****ALPHA POWER RANKINGS****

LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched

*#1 Macedonia Diadochi (17-1) LW 1 - If you knew of the Diadochi before they moved up to EEA1, then them being here in the Alpha title game is certainly no surprise.
Their opponents in the Alpha title game ARE the surprise.
Macedonia has dominated all season long, but you see what the Wolverines did to their two previous opponents.
You really don’t want to be the team that lost the title to these guys, do you?
I mean, how embarrassing would that be?
That has gotta’ be worrying you guys something fierce.
Pressure getting to you yet? Hmmm?
Well prolly not. The Diadochi have methodically dismantled every team they played, save one. And they prolly won’t stop now.
Good luck Diadochi.
Next opponent: #2 Wildflecken Wolverines (12-6)

*#2 Wildflecken Wolverines (12-6) LW 4 - How many more miracles does CoachErnie have left in that bottomless bag of magic tricks?!
Two huge upsets in a row and I am running out of depends. If anyone would have told us at the beginning of the season that the Wolverines would be in the Conference Championship game, we would have kicked them in the nuts, pushed them down and pissed all over them. But here we are. The Wolverines have made believers out of everyone and they are on the brink of doing the impossible.
Better call David Copperfield to help you get past the Diadochi.
Good luck Wolverines.
Next opponent: #1 Macedonia Trojans (17-1)


The Rest of Alpha

#3 Kiev Pit Bulls (12-5) – The Pit Bulls have been collared and leashed and taken for a walk. Not even all that Michael Vick training could help you get past the Wolverines.
But here is a pic you can look at doggie style. Great season, Kiev.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/10Janis/Janis-15.jpg
#4 Krakow Plumber's Crack (11-6) – Well Crack’ers, that’s all she wrote for you guys. Pack up your shit, pull up your pants and head back to sunny Krakow. And take a Hot Pic with you, but just make sure you stock up on the lotion.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/05Roxana/Roxana-31.jpg
#5 Kazan Golden horde (15-2)
#6 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (13-4)
#7 Valhalla Einherjar (12-5)
#8 Iron Curtain Psychos (10-7)
#9 Average Joe's (8-8)
#10 Greece Lightning (6-10)
#11 Amsterdam Hallucinations (6-10)
#12 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (5-11)
#13 Vienna River Bandits (4-12)
#14 Wallachia Impalers (2-14)
#15 Hungarian Hitmen (0-16)
#16 Bohemia Gryphons (2-14)


*****ALPHA ROUND 3 PREDICTIONS*****

Here's my prediction record week by week.

Week 2: 7-1, Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 6-2, Week 5: 8-0, Week 6: 8-0, Week 7: 8-0, Week 10: 5-3, Week 11: 6-2, Week 14: 8-0, Week 15: 8-0
Overall: 71-9
SA’s GOW: 9-1
8 Ball GOW: 5-5
SA’s Playoffs: 3-3
8 Ball Playoffs: 2-4

Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/

#2 Wildflecken Wolverines (12-6) at #1 Macedonia Diadochi (17-1) = Macedonia Diadochi - Well we are split on this one. 8 ball likes the Wolverines and I’m sticking with my earliest prediction of Macedonia making it to the finals.
Can the Wolverines really pull off the greatest string of upsets this side of the Danube River?
Prolly not, but I got my depends on just in case.
8 Ball Pick: Wildflecken Wolverines
SA's Pick: Macedonia Diadochi


Good luck to both of the teams in the Alpha Conference Championship game!


LET'S DO THIS SHIT!!

This will be the thrid time in a row that the 8-ball has picked agianst us.

Thanks for these write ups once again. You have a real talent at it!

I hope my Stoners can put up a better showing than they did last game.

I like the crack's girl a lot better than ours haha, thanks for the great write ups SA, it's been a slice!

Originally posted by mcneebs
I like the crack's girl a lot better than ours haha, thanks for the great write ups SA, it's been a slice!

I'll trade ya ..i'm a breast man

WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TROJANS FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is that an oxymoron?

"Better call David Copperfield to help you get past the Diadochi."

Yep,,, Dav rang Ernie and gave him some PCP for the crew,,, seemed to work well

congrats Wolverines... I truly didn't see it coming, but yall played your hearts out throughout the playoffs and are deserving of the championship. Best of luck in the finals!

Originally posted by KINGCHEEZ
Originally posted by mcneebs

I like the crack's girl a lot better than ours haha, thanks for the great write ups SA, it's been a slice!

I'll trade ya ..i'm a breast man

Yeah, I prefer the Kiev girl and was getting ready to complain about it! Grass is always greener I guess...

How the fuck does Wildfucken beat the Diadochi? Seriously, great gameplanning by coachernie and his boys, and total abject failure by Macedonia. This does not signal good things for Krakow next season... unless, the Macedonia Diadochi should fold it up.

Ooops! I crapped my pants again!!

I am sending offers to all od the Wolverines staff to come coach our team!

Originally posted by JoSCh
How the fuck does Wildfucken beat the Diadochi? Seriously, great gameplanning by coachernie and his boys, and total abject failure by Macedonia. This does not signal good things for Krakow next season... unless, the Macedonia Diadochi should fold it up.

thank you the gm's put a ton of time into it they deserve a lot of credit

while i was helping out at the high school football weightlifting night , my gm's were constructiing the AI

Originally posted by Smiling Assasain
Ooops! I crapped my pants again!!

I am sending offers to all od the Wolverines staff to come coach our team!

cool lol

Congrats Wolverines!