Warrior General Games

Last week, Joe Cooper walked into the locker room shower to take a piss (he does what he wants), and he saw Andre Young sucking Duke Schmidt's penis. Probably has to do with the fact that a huge fag owns both players.

i herd u like team chemistry lolwut

I guess I shouldn't be ripping him for trying to improve the chemistry by going down on another teammate. But it's the ethics of it, you know?

Trashboy, I am seriously doubting your commitment to the Pariahs. You should be fucken applauding Andre for taking one for the team. I expect your mom to be readily available for Spike Hammersmith prior to our next game. If he needs you to go in and fluff, then by god you do it. I did it, my mom did it, my sister did it. Stop being selfish. There is no I in team!

No, you're right. But there is an "I" in Iowa City.

I refuse to applaud Andre or Duke because of their blatant homosexuality. In fact, I think we should have sanctions put on our team for being fag-enablers.

There is actually 2 Is in Iowa City

To hellz with you.

Oh hellz yea!

You are so homophobic.

Tadarius Canady has demanded this list or he is holding out the next game.

2 Glocks
1 Red choker ball
1 Jug of Orange Juice
1 Pair of Hand Cuffs
14 feet of rope
1 pair of hedge clippers
2 bottles of astro-glide
1 Really big chair for Leroy Jenkins' fat ass
2 baseball bats
1 Bottle of goat semen
4 boxes of Magnums
2 Tickets to the next Miley Cyrus concert
6 White Tall Tees
50 CC's of Horse tranquilizer
1 of each of Jay-Z's albums

You can put it all in a box and leave it in his locker. Thanks

I counter with
1 Large Bucket of KFC Chicken
1 bottle filled with spit to suppliment the astroglide
2 condoms cut and taped together to make 1 big condom
6 reg Tees
1 of each of Nas's albums

1 glock
no choker ball
no OJ
7 feet of rope
no hand cuffs
1 pair of bolt cutters
1 bottle of astro glide, 1 of ky jelly
1 lawn chair
1 softball bat
2 tickets to Cats

I'll take the 2 condoms cut together and the bucket of chicken

1 Airsoft glock. Full auto
1 pair of child safe scissors
2 bottles of spit mixed with lotion and old spice cologne
1 foam bat

Condom, chicken, rope, lawn chair, tickets to cat accepted.

Tadarius says he's happy, but he also wants to hear Davitrav's offer as well.

I'll also throw in a book on XC running by Mike Stout.