Ok Zeta, here is a message of hope from your buddies at the Pirgos Warlords!
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=465926
Remember that one, Trojans? I know you do.
It was last seasons Pirgos/Trojans game.
Things are definitely heating up and that link was sent to me by Boco saying that nothing is set in stone. Game plan your ass off and a win could be possible! Pirgos proved that last season.
So get to scouting! Get to game planning! And get to it Zeta! The title is still up for grabs!
Alpha News!
The playoff teams have been chosen, but the order has not!
1) Kazan Golden Horde
2) 2) Macedonia Diadochi
3) 3) Gunzenhausen Wolfpack
4) 4) Kiev Pit Bulls
5) 5) Iron Curtain Psycho’s
6) 6) Valhalla Einherjar
7) 7) Wildflecken Wolverines
8) 8) Krakow Plumber’s Crack
Congrats to the contenders of season 9! All we need to do is get the order straight and then we do this shit!!
Zeta News!
The only two teams completely assured of playoff spots are Macedonia and Estonia.
There are still 8 contending teams vying for the other six spots!
Let’s go to those rankings!
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You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ZETA POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Macedonia Trojans (14-0) LW 1 - Well that Stoners game sure didn’t provide you guys with much of a challenge. Can anyone? Is there no one else?!..........IS THERE NO ONE ELSE?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDpJoykyfOE
Next opponent: at #5 The Gods (10-4)
*#2 Estonia Stoners (12-2) LW 2 - No time to mope over that embarrassing debacle against the Trojans. The Freight Train have pulled into town for some GOW action!
Next opponent: #4 Ukraine Freight Train (10-4)
#3 The Gods (10-4) LW 5 - Even if the Gods win, they don’t move up. But a win here would definitely keep them at the #3 spot for next week.
Better than nothing.
Next opponent: #1 Macedonia Trojans (14-0)
#4 Istanbul Hellhounds (10-4) LW 3 - The Hell Hounds will end up 12-4 with Wroclaw and WMD left to play. A nice little vacation right before the playoffs start.
Next opponent: #14 WMD Pale Riders (2-12)
#5 Ukraine Freight Train (10-4) LW 4 - Like the Stoners, you guys have no time to mope over an embarrassing debacle against the Funky Bunch. Travel to Estonia and a win may get you into the Top 4.
Next opponent: at #2 Estonia Stoners (12-2)
#6 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (9-5) LW 6 - The Jive Turkey’s look determined to cement their place in the playoffs. A 47-13 win over Cool Runnings proved that. Take the next game off and get your tenth win the easiest way known to man, play the Destroyers.
Next opponent: at #16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-14)
#7 Banja Luka Boracs (9-5) LW 7 - Wooo hooo! Eleven wins this season! The Wreck and ROF finish off your schedule so might as well chalk up the wins.
Next opponent: #12 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (4-10)
#8 Cool Runnings (8-6) LW 8 - That loss to the Turkeys puts CR in a fight for their playoff lives. The Black Shirts and Funky Bunch are nipping at your heels. A win over the Black Shirts should secure your invite, so this next game is huge.
Next opponent: #9 Banja Luka Blackshirts (8-6)
#9 Banja Luka Blackshirts (8-6) LW 10 - It’s real easy Black Shirts. Win and you should be in. Lose and you suck. You decide.
Next opponent: at #8 Cool Runnings (8-6)
#10 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (7-7) LW 9 - The Funky Bunch will need some amazing luck to make it in the playoffs. But the way things are shaping up in the post season picture, I think their chances are slim to none. And slim just paid for a hooker and a motel room.
Next opponent: #15 Luzitian Dynasty (1-13)
#11 Renegades of Funk (4-10) LW 11 - ROF should go 5-11. Maybe?
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/04Nicole/Nicole-03.jpg
Next opponent: at #13 Providence Black Hawks (3-11)
#12 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (4-10) LW 13 - The Crew should end up 4-12. Just enjoy the pic, because you couldn’t have enjoyed the season.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/04Deanna/Deanna-01.jpg
Next opponent: at #6 Banja Luka Boracs (9-5)
#13 Providence Black Hawks (3-11) LW 12 - Well 3-13 is better than being 2-14. See below.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/02Elisha/Elisha-41.jpg
Next opponent: #11 Renegades of Funk (4-10)
#14 WMD Pale Riders (2-12) LW 14 - Istanbul and CR are left to play yet? 2-14.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/09Denise/Denise-02.jpg
Next opponent: at #3 Istanbul Hellhounds (10-4)
#15 Luzitian Dynasty (1-13) LW 15 - There you guys go! You FINALLY got your 1st win of the season. Congrats Luzzy and Vladdy!
Enjoy the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/02Elisha/Elisha-16.jpg
Next opponent: at #10 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (7-7)
#16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-14) LW 16 - Two more losses to go! Yay!
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/04Nicole/Nicole-02.jpg
Next opponent: #7 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (9-5)
*****WEEK 15 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 2: 5-3, Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 5-3, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 6-2, Week 7: 7-1, Week 10: 8-0, Week 11: 6-2, Week 14: 5-3, Week 15:
Overall: 56-16
GOW: 4-5
8 Ball GOW: 3-6
#11 Renegades of Funk (4-10) at #13 Providence Black Hawks (3-11) = Renegades of Funk - Oy! Watch a different game. ROF, I guess.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#9 Banja Luka Blackshirts (8-6) at #8 Cool Runnings (8-6) = Cool Runnings - Blackshirts are fighting for that slim chance to make a post season appearance and Cool Runnings will win.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#6 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (9-5) at #16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-14) = Vancouver Jive Turkeys - Win #10 and you J.T.'s are officially in the playoffs! Congrats!
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 Luzitian Dynasty (1-13) at #10 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (7-7) = Banja Luka Funky Bunch - Not much to say here. I’m taking the Funky Bunch.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#12 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (4-10) at #7 Banja Luka Boracs (9-5) = Banja Luka Boracs - Boracs need the win to keep pace. I'll take the Boracs.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 WMD Pale Riders (2-12) at #4 Istanbul Hellhounds (10-4) = Istanbul Hell Hounds - Yes! It's win eleven for the Hell Hounds! Congrats!
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#5 Ukraine Freight Train (10-4) at #2 Estonia Stoners (12-2) = Estonia Stoners - Two BBB teams that have taken Zeta by storm! But I'm getting stoned with the Stoners.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#1 Macedonia Trojans (14-0) at #3 The Gods (10-4) = Macedonia Trojans - great game in the late part of the season. I’m going with the Triojans, just because they prevent teams from scoring and prevent STD's. Thanks Trojan!
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#1 Macedonia Trojans (14-0) at #3 The Gods (10-4) - Big game here and right before the playoffs too!
Gods could solidify the #3 spot with this win and the Trojans could still be undefeated with a win.
Let's make this one a Beer Pong Trick Shot Match!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFZevw1AHZs
Let's do this shit!!
Question: Will the Gods beat the Trojans?
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
8 Ball's answer: My sources say no
8 Ball GOW Pick: Macedonia Trojans
SA's GOW Pick: Macedonia Trojans
27/48 beers! – Three good match ups with the last two games left. Train vs Stoners, Trojans vs Gods, Black Shirts vs CR! Rankings, pride and playoff dreams are all at stake in these three!
Better pace yourselves fella's. Maybe get the wife or GF to give a little halftime banana job.
I would ask Ms Tara "T.L." Smith, but apparently she is taken. Why you led me on Ms Tara, I will never know. You broke my heart, so I am adding on an e4xtra 6 pack to drown the pain of my hearts sorrow. Boo, hoo, boo, hoo, boo, hoo!!
Aw fuck it............................LET'S DO THIS SHIT!!!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta Conference!
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****ALPHA POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Kazan Golden Horde (13-1) LW 1 - Well thanks Horde for coming down to this league and kicking ass and maybe taking the title. That was so much fun.
But the Pit Bulls are up next in what is your last real test before the playoffs.
Next opponent: at #4 Kiev Pit Bulls (11-3)
*#2 Macedonia Diadochi (13-1) LW 2 - This is a big game. The Psycho’s are good and unpredictable. Don’t let your guard down or they could pull another Kazan game on you. But get past this game and you will be a Top 2 team in the playoffs for sure.
Next opponent: #5 Iron Curtain Psychos (10-4)
*#3 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (11-3) LW 3 - With this next win you guys should have #3 locked up. This game should be a given, but that last one is the one to watch out for.
Next opponent: at #15 Hungarian Hitmen (0-14)
*#4 Kiev Pit Bulls (11-3) LW 4 - Pit Bulls have to have the toughest finish to the season.
First Kazan and last is the Wolfpack.
If you guys don’t win both you could lose out on home game $$$$.
Next opponent: #1 Kazan Golden Horde (13-1)
*#5 Iron Curtain Psychos (10-4) LW 5 - Tough game to play with the playoffs around the bend.
No matter, just do what you did to the Horde. Easy peasy, lemon squeezie.
Next opponent: at #2 Macedonia Diadochi (13-1)
*#6 Valhalla Einherjar (10-4) LW 6 - Come on Valhalla! With a little luck you guys can still move up. The important thing is that you guys are in, and you did it in Einherjarery fashion.
Next opponent: #13 Vienna River Bandits (4-10)
*#7 Wildflecken Wolverines (9-5) LW 8 - Well, it’s another patented Wolverine comeback! They won 9 of 11 after starting off 0-3! Thanks for murdering my predictions.
Now I know to never count out the Wolverines!
Next opponent: #12 Amsterdam Hallucinations (5-9)
*#8 Krakow Plumber's Crack (8-6) LW 7 - Well Crack, you guys are the last piece in the playoff puzzle! Congrats on making the playoffs!
Now let’s see if you can move up in the next two games.
Next opponent: at #11 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (5-9)
#9 Average Joe's (6-8) LW 9 - One more loss and it’s another member of the Hot Pic Club, but the two teams left to play are doormats, so the Joe’s should end up 8-8.
Next opponent: #10 Greece Lightning (5-9)
#10 Greece Lightning (5-9) LW 11 - Enjoy your first Hot Pic, Lightning.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/04Claudia/Claudia-01.jpg
Next opponent: at #9 Average Joe's (6-8)
#11 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (5-9) LW 10 -
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/06Krysten/Krysten-03.jpg
Next opponent: #8 Krakow Plumber's Crack (8-6)
#12 Amsterdam Hallucinations (5-9) LW 12 - Get to recruiting and get ready for next season.
http://www.fuckingbikini.com/images/zebra-bikini.jpg
Next opponent: at #7 Wildflecken Wolverines (9-5)
#13 Vienna River Bandits (4-10) LW 13 - With Valhalla and the Joe’s left to play, I see a 4-11 finish for Vienna.
http://www.babes-quality.com/hot_bikini.jpg
Next opponent: at #6 Valhalla Einherjar (10-4)
#14 Wallachia Impalers (1-13) LW 14 - A chance to get one more win before the end of the season................don't blow it!!
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/12Jurgita/Jurgita-01.jpg
Next opponent: at #16 Bohemia Gryphons (2-12)
#15 Hungarian Hitmen (0-14) LW 15 - Have you started packing yet? Only two more games left to do so.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/09Nikki/Nikki-32.jpg
Next opponent: #3 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (11-3)
#16 Bohemia Gryphons (2-12) LW 16 - Oh yeah! You don't want to miss the Gryphons take on the Impalers! Talk about excitement and.............ZZZZZZZZZZZ.............
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/04Jenny2/Jenny-33.jpg
Next opponent: #14 Wallachia Impalers (1-13)
*****WEEK 15 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 2: 7-1, Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 6-2, Week 5: 8-0, Week 6: 8-0, Week 7: 8-0, Week 10: 5-3, Week 11: 6-2, Week 14: 8-0, Week 15:
Overall: 63-9
GOW: 8-1
8 Ball: 5-4
#14 Wallachia Impalers (1-13) at #16 Bohemia Gryphons (2-12) = Wallachia Impalers - .........ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...........
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#10 Greece Lightning (5-9) at #9 Average Joe's (6-8) = Average Joe's - If the Lightning lose, It's the Hot Pic Club. If the Joe's lose, well that is just a shame. Taking the Joe's anyway.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#12 Amsterdam Hallucinations (5-9) at #7 Wildflecken Wolverines (9-5) = Wildflecken Wolverines - OK, I won't count out the Wolverines this time, but those Hallucinations can still beat you if you aren't careful.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#8 Krakow Plumber's Crack (8-6) at #11 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (5-9) = Krakow Plumber's Crack - The Royal Guards are unpredictable, but I think the Crack will end up with the win.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#13 Vienna River Bandits (4-10) at #6 Valhalla Einherjar (10-4) = Valhalla Einherjar - Einhermajiggerbobbers enter double digit wins! Congrats!
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#3 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (11-3) at #15 Hungarian Hitmen (0-14) = Gunzenhausn Wolfpack - Take it easy on them, Wolfpack. They are just boys playing a man’s game.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#5 Iron Curtain Psychos (10-4) at #2 Macedonia Diadochi (13-1) = Macedonia Diadochi - This should be a really good one. If there was a GOW 2, this would be it. Taking the Diadochi.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#1 Kazan Golden Horde (13-1) at #4 Kiev Pit Bulls (11-3) = Kazan Golden Horde - It's this week's GOW! Going Horde!
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#1 Kazan Golden Horde (13-1) at #4 Kiev Pit Bulls (11-3) - Oh boy! Big showdown here! The Golden Smexies are being challenged by the Pit Bulls!
Who ever scores the most points in this one will win the game.................think about it.
To settle this one, let's have a hot dog eating contest!
Can anyone eat a weiner better than Olivia Munn?.....I think not!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kPT7vME6qs
Let's do this shit!!
Question: Will the Pit Bulls beat the Horde?
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
8 Ball's answer: Outlook good
8 Ball GOW Pick: Kiev Pit Bulls
SA's GOW Pick: Kazan Golden Horde
26/48 beers! – Woo! 26 beers! Two worthy games being played in Alpha this week! Diadochi vs ICP and the GOW!
So let's all get up early, about 2 AM, then head over to DBerner30's house. Fire up his grilll on Sunday AM and get to drinking and cooking out. Make a day of it and leave his place trashed.
BYOB - Bring Your Own Banana, no sharing bananas Chad!
Let's do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in Alpha Conference!
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=465926
Remember that one, Trojans? I know you do.
It was last seasons Pirgos/Trojans game.
Things are definitely heating up and that link was sent to me by Boco saying that nothing is set in stone. Game plan your ass off and a win could be possible! Pirgos proved that last season.
So get to scouting! Get to game planning! And get to it Zeta! The title is still up for grabs!
Alpha News!
The playoff teams have been chosen, but the order has not!
1) Kazan Golden Horde
2) 2) Macedonia Diadochi
3) 3) Gunzenhausen Wolfpack
4) 4) Kiev Pit Bulls
5) 5) Iron Curtain Psycho’s
6) 6) Valhalla Einherjar
7) 7) Wildflecken Wolverines
8) 8) Krakow Plumber’s Crack
Congrats to the contenders of season 9! All we need to do is get the order straight and then we do this shit!!
Zeta News!
The only two teams completely assured of playoff spots are Macedonia and Estonia.
There are still 8 contending teams vying for the other six spots!
Let’s go to those rankings!
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You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ZETA POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Macedonia Trojans (14-0) LW 1 - Well that Stoners game sure didn’t provide you guys with much of a challenge. Can anyone? Is there no one else?!..........IS THERE NO ONE ELSE?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDpJoykyfOE
Next opponent: at #5 The Gods (10-4)
*#2 Estonia Stoners (12-2) LW 2 - No time to mope over that embarrassing debacle against the Trojans. The Freight Train have pulled into town for some GOW action!
Next opponent: #4 Ukraine Freight Train (10-4)
#3 The Gods (10-4) LW 5 - Even if the Gods win, they don’t move up. But a win here would definitely keep them at the #3 spot for next week.
Better than nothing.
Next opponent: #1 Macedonia Trojans (14-0)
#4 Istanbul Hellhounds (10-4) LW 3 - The Hell Hounds will end up 12-4 with Wroclaw and WMD left to play. A nice little vacation right before the playoffs start.
Next opponent: #14 WMD Pale Riders (2-12)
#5 Ukraine Freight Train (10-4) LW 4 - Like the Stoners, you guys have no time to mope over an embarrassing debacle against the Funky Bunch. Travel to Estonia and a win may get you into the Top 4.
Next opponent: at #2 Estonia Stoners (12-2)
#6 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (9-5) LW 6 - The Jive Turkey’s look determined to cement their place in the playoffs. A 47-13 win over Cool Runnings proved that. Take the next game off and get your tenth win the easiest way known to man, play the Destroyers.
Next opponent: at #16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-14)
#7 Banja Luka Boracs (9-5) LW 7 - Wooo hooo! Eleven wins this season! The Wreck and ROF finish off your schedule so might as well chalk up the wins.
Next opponent: #12 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (4-10)
#8 Cool Runnings (8-6) LW 8 - That loss to the Turkeys puts CR in a fight for their playoff lives. The Black Shirts and Funky Bunch are nipping at your heels. A win over the Black Shirts should secure your invite, so this next game is huge.
Next opponent: #9 Banja Luka Blackshirts (8-6)
#9 Banja Luka Blackshirts (8-6) LW 10 - It’s real easy Black Shirts. Win and you should be in. Lose and you suck. You decide.
Next opponent: at #8 Cool Runnings (8-6)
#10 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (7-7) LW 9 - The Funky Bunch will need some amazing luck to make it in the playoffs. But the way things are shaping up in the post season picture, I think their chances are slim to none. And slim just paid for a hooker and a motel room.
Next opponent: #15 Luzitian Dynasty (1-13)
#11 Renegades of Funk (4-10) LW 11 - ROF should go 5-11. Maybe?
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/04Nicole/Nicole-03.jpg
Next opponent: at #13 Providence Black Hawks (3-11)
#12 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (4-10) LW 13 - The Crew should end up 4-12. Just enjoy the pic, because you couldn’t have enjoyed the season.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/04Deanna/Deanna-01.jpg
Next opponent: at #6 Banja Luka Boracs (9-5)
#13 Providence Black Hawks (3-11) LW 12 - Well 3-13 is better than being 2-14. See below.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/02Elisha/Elisha-41.jpg
Next opponent: #11 Renegades of Funk (4-10)
#14 WMD Pale Riders (2-12) LW 14 - Istanbul and CR are left to play yet? 2-14.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/09Denise/Denise-02.jpg
Next opponent: at #3 Istanbul Hellhounds (10-4)
#15 Luzitian Dynasty (1-13) LW 15 - There you guys go! You FINALLY got your 1st win of the season. Congrats Luzzy and Vladdy!
Enjoy the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/02Elisha/Elisha-16.jpg
Next opponent: at #10 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (7-7)
#16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-14) LW 16 - Two more losses to go! Yay!
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/04Nicole/Nicole-02.jpg
Next opponent: #7 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (9-5)
*****WEEK 15 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 2: 5-3, Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 5-3, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 6-2, Week 7: 7-1, Week 10: 8-0, Week 11: 6-2, Week 14: 5-3, Week 15:
Overall: 56-16
GOW: 4-5
8 Ball GOW: 3-6
#11 Renegades of Funk (4-10) at #13 Providence Black Hawks (3-11) = Renegades of Funk - Oy! Watch a different game. ROF, I guess.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#9 Banja Luka Blackshirts (8-6) at #8 Cool Runnings (8-6) = Cool Runnings - Blackshirts are fighting for that slim chance to make a post season appearance and Cool Runnings will win.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#6 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (9-5) at #16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-14) = Vancouver Jive Turkeys - Win #10 and you J.T.'s are officially in the playoffs! Congrats!
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 Luzitian Dynasty (1-13) at #10 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (7-7) = Banja Luka Funky Bunch - Not much to say here. I’m taking the Funky Bunch.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#12 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (4-10) at #7 Banja Luka Boracs (9-5) = Banja Luka Boracs - Boracs need the win to keep pace. I'll take the Boracs.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 WMD Pale Riders (2-12) at #4 Istanbul Hellhounds (10-4) = Istanbul Hell Hounds - Yes! It's win eleven for the Hell Hounds! Congrats!
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#5 Ukraine Freight Train (10-4) at #2 Estonia Stoners (12-2) = Estonia Stoners - Two BBB teams that have taken Zeta by storm! But I'm getting stoned with the Stoners.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#1 Macedonia Trojans (14-0) at #3 The Gods (10-4) = Macedonia Trojans - great game in the late part of the season. I’m going with the Triojans, just because they prevent teams from scoring and prevent STD's. Thanks Trojan!
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#1 Macedonia Trojans (14-0) at #3 The Gods (10-4) - Big game here and right before the playoffs too!
Gods could solidify the #3 spot with this win and the Trojans could still be undefeated with a win.
Let's make this one a Beer Pong Trick Shot Match!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFZevw1AHZs
Let's do this shit!!
Question: Will the Gods beat the Trojans?
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
8 Ball's answer: My sources say no
8 Ball GOW Pick: Macedonia Trojans
SA's GOW Pick: Macedonia Trojans
27/48 beers! – Three good match ups with the last two games left. Train vs Stoners, Trojans vs Gods, Black Shirts vs CR! Rankings, pride and playoff dreams are all at stake in these three!
Better pace yourselves fella's. Maybe get the wife or GF to give a little halftime banana job.
I would ask Ms Tara "T.L." Smith, but apparently she is taken. Why you led me on Ms Tara, I will never know. You broke my heart, so I am adding on an e4xtra 6 pack to drown the pain of my hearts sorrow. Boo, hoo, boo, hoo, boo, hoo!!
Aw fuck it............................LET'S DO THIS SHIT!!!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta Conference!
____________________________________________________________________________
****ALPHA POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Kazan Golden Horde (13-1) LW 1 - Well thanks Horde for coming down to this league and kicking ass and maybe taking the title. That was so much fun.
But the Pit Bulls are up next in what is your last real test before the playoffs.
Next opponent: at #4 Kiev Pit Bulls (11-3)
*#2 Macedonia Diadochi (13-1) LW 2 - This is a big game. The Psycho’s are good and unpredictable. Don’t let your guard down or they could pull another Kazan game on you. But get past this game and you will be a Top 2 team in the playoffs for sure.
Next opponent: #5 Iron Curtain Psychos (10-4)
*#3 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (11-3) LW 3 - With this next win you guys should have #3 locked up. This game should be a given, but that last one is the one to watch out for.
Next opponent: at #15 Hungarian Hitmen (0-14)
*#4 Kiev Pit Bulls (11-3) LW 4 - Pit Bulls have to have the toughest finish to the season.
First Kazan and last is the Wolfpack.
If you guys don’t win both you could lose out on home game $$$$.
Next opponent: #1 Kazan Golden Horde (13-1)
*#5 Iron Curtain Psychos (10-4) LW 5 - Tough game to play with the playoffs around the bend.
No matter, just do what you did to the Horde. Easy peasy, lemon squeezie.
Next opponent: at #2 Macedonia Diadochi (13-1)
*#6 Valhalla Einherjar (10-4) LW 6 - Come on Valhalla! With a little luck you guys can still move up. The important thing is that you guys are in, and you did it in Einherjarery fashion.
Next opponent: #13 Vienna River Bandits (4-10)
*#7 Wildflecken Wolverines (9-5) LW 8 - Well, it’s another patented Wolverine comeback! They won 9 of 11 after starting off 0-3! Thanks for murdering my predictions.
Now I know to never count out the Wolverines!
Next opponent: #12 Amsterdam Hallucinations (5-9)
*#8 Krakow Plumber's Crack (8-6) LW 7 - Well Crack, you guys are the last piece in the playoff puzzle! Congrats on making the playoffs!
Now let’s see if you can move up in the next two games.
Next opponent: at #11 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (5-9)
#9 Average Joe's (6-8) LW 9 - One more loss and it’s another member of the Hot Pic Club, but the two teams left to play are doormats, so the Joe’s should end up 8-8.
Next opponent: #10 Greece Lightning (5-9)
#10 Greece Lightning (5-9) LW 11 - Enjoy your first Hot Pic, Lightning.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/04Claudia/Claudia-01.jpg
Next opponent: at #9 Average Joe's (6-8)
#11 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (5-9) LW 10 -
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/06Krysten/Krysten-03.jpg
Next opponent: #8 Krakow Plumber's Crack (8-6)
#12 Amsterdam Hallucinations (5-9) LW 12 - Get to recruiting and get ready for next season.
http://www.fuckingbikini.com/images/zebra-bikini.jpg
Next opponent: at #7 Wildflecken Wolverines (9-5)
#13 Vienna River Bandits (4-10) LW 13 - With Valhalla and the Joe’s left to play, I see a 4-11 finish for Vienna.
http://www.babes-quality.com/hot_bikini.jpg
Next opponent: at #6 Valhalla Einherjar (10-4)
#14 Wallachia Impalers (1-13) LW 14 - A chance to get one more win before the end of the season................don't blow it!!
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/12Jurgita/Jurgita-01.jpg
Next opponent: at #16 Bohemia Gryphons (2-12)
#15 Hungarian Hitmen (0-14) LW 15 - Have you started packing yet? Only two more games left to do so.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/09Nikki/Nikki-32.jpg
Next opponent: #3 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (11-3)
#16 Bohemia Gryphons (2-12) LW 16 - Oh yeah! You don't want to miss the Gryphons take on the Impalers! Talk about excitement and.............ZZZZZZZZZZZ.............
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/04Jenny2/Jenny-33.jpg
Next opponent: #14 Wallachia Impalers (1-13)
*****WEEK 15 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 2: 7-1, Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 6-2, Week 5: 8-0, Week 6: 8-0, Week 7: 8-0, Week 10: 5-3, Week 11: 6-2, Week 14: 8-0, Week 15:
Overall: 63-9
GOW: 8-1
8 Ball: 5-4
#14 Wallachia Impalers (1-13) at #16 Bohemia Gryphons (2-12) = Wallachia Impalers - .........ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...........
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#10 Greece Lightning (5-9) at #9 Average Joe's (6-8) = Average Joe's - If the Lightning lose, It's the Hot Pic Club. If the Joe's lose, well that is just a shame. Taking the Joe's anyway.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#12 Amsterdam Hallucinations (5-9) at #7 Wildflecken Wolverines (9-5) = Wildflecken Wolverines - OK, I won't count out the Wolverines this time, but those Hallucinations can still beat you if you aren't careful.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#8 Krakow Plumber's Crack (8-6) at #11 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (5-9) = Krakow Plumber's Crack - The Royal Guards are unpredictable, but I think the Crack will end up with the win.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#13 Vienna River Bandits (4-10) at #6 Valhalla Einherjar (10-4) = Valhalla Einherjar - Einhermajiggerbobbers enter double digit wins! Congrats!
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#3 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (11-3) at #15 Hungarian Hitmen (0-14) = Gunzenhausn Wolfpack - Take it easy on them, Wolfpack. They are just boys playing a man’s game.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#5 Iron Curtain Psychos (10-4) at #2 Macedonia Diadochi (13-1) = Macedonia Diadochi - This should be a really good one. If there was a GOW 2, this would be it. Taking the Diadochi.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#1 Kazan Golden Horde (13-1) at #4 Kiev Pit Bulls (11-3) = Kazan Golden Horde - It's this week's GOW! Going Horde!
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#1 Kazan Golden Horde (13-1) at #4 Kiev Pit Bulls (11-3) - Oh boy! Big showdown here! The Golden Smexies are being challenged by the Pit Bulls!
Who ever scores the most points in this one will win the game.................think about it.
To settle this one, let's have a hot dog eating contest!
Can anyone eat a weiner better than Olivia Munn?.....I think not!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kPT7vME6qs
Let's do this shit!!
Question: Will the Pit Bulls beat the Horde?
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
8 Ball's answer: Outlook good
8 Ball GOW Pick: Kiev Pit Bulls
SA's GOW Pick: Kazan Golden Horde
26/48 beers! – Woo! 26 beers! Two worthy games being played in Alpha this week! Diadochi vs ICP and the GOW!
So let's all get up early, about 2 AM, then head over to DBerner30's house. Fire up his grilll on Sunday AM and get to drinking and cooking out. Make a day of it and leave his place trashed.
BYOB - Bring Your Own Banana, no sharing bananas Chad!
Let's do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in Alpha Conference!
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