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Enkidu98
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Breaking news today from Dirk Graham, ESPN Special Reporter to GLB Europe East...

It started as your typical Dateline report, but who would have guessed who was caught in the latest 'To Catch a Predator' Sting?

We can not broadcast the footage at this time as we are still in negotiations with NBC, but they have released these transcripts.

Top quarterback, Tommy Gunn, for the St. Petersburg Piranhas has been arrested in connection with his attempts to contact what he thought was a 14 year old girl, but was really a volunteer for the non-profit vigilante group, 'Perverted Justice'.

What follows may be graphic, we suggest that viewers be advised of the adult content.

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thewiz1: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

thewiz1: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, thewiz1.

thewiz1: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

thewiz1: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

thewiz1: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

thewiz1: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

thewiz1: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

thewiz1: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

thewiz1: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

thewiz1: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

thewiz1: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

thewiz1: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

thewiz1: Baby?


Stay tuned for further updates as we receive them.

This has been Dirk Graham for EPSN-GLB!
 
thewiz1
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You may have your glory now. The Dungeoneers like you are finished.
 
kelderon
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Not if they put on thier robe and wizard hat.
 
Jughead
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lol...
 
Enkidu98
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I can't claim credit for it. It's an oldie but goodie.. Just google 'bloodninja' and you should find some of these. I was just reminded of the 'Wizard Hat' thing earlier today and thought this might give folks a chuckle.
 
greekgoalie
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That's hilaaaaaaaaaarious
 
naki
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Do you think theWiz wears a robe and wizard hat when he game plans?
 
Angry Bull
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Comic Genius
 
Hubedi
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lol!!!

Do they play Tibia?? kkkkkkkk
 
YoPauly
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What a low sense of humor you guys have...that was kind of stupid...comic genius?You guys sit around laughing at fart jokes to I bet.
 
naki
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Lol he said fart!
 
Tafgrim
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Fecal aromatic rectal tremor.
 


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