#1 Birmingham Bolts (11-0) @ #4 Izmir Immortals (9-2) - To quote the words of H.P. Lovecraft: "That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die." Bolts remove the hearts of the Immortals.
#2 Rome Colossus (11-0) @ #14 Bialowieza Forest Wisents (2-9) - Rome conquers Bialowieza and puts the Wisents on a spit.
#15 Ukraine Is Game To You (1-10) @ #5 Florida State Warheads (9-2) - United Socialist State of the Ukraine tries to invade Florida. Knowing the people of Florida, Ukraine is bent over in the Everglades and forced to give oral satisfaction to a gator and a cottonmouth.
#12 The Blackwater All-Stars (3-8) @ #3 Coral Gables Hurricanes (9-2) - See above.
#6 Trojan Rubberman (7-4) @ #7 Esik Eagles (7-4) - Teams are virutally equals but Esik has a better blend of offense and will be able to put that to use against the Rubberman. Eagle fly free.
#8 Battle Creek Mayhem (5-6) @ #11 Prague Czechmates (5-6) - Upset special as Prague has more higher level players. Battle Creek will eek one out on this one.
#10 Tonganoxie Shockers (5-6) @ #9 Auschwitz Rebellion (5-6) - This is another upset because of levels. Auschwitz rolls through the Shockers as Tonganoxie continues their tailspin.
#13 Bratislava Chaos (3-8) @ #16 Templar Knights (0-11) - One of the few chances for the doormats of the conference to at least score a TD. The Chaos still leave the Knights measured and wanting.
#2 Rome Colossus (11-0) @ #14 Bialowieza Forest Wisents (2-9) - Rome conquers Bialowieza and puts the Wisents on a spit.
#15 Ukraine Is Game To You (1-10) @ #5 Florida State Warheads (9-2) - United Socialist State of the Ukraine tries to invade Florida. Knowing the people of Florida, Ukraine is bent over in the Everglades and forced to give oral satisfaction to a gator and a cottonmouth.
#12 The Blackwater All-Stars (3-8) @ #3 Coral Gables Hurricanes (9-2) - See above.
#6 Trojan Rubberman (7-4) @ #7 Esik Eagles (7-4) - Teams are virutally equals but Esik has a better blend of offense and will be able to put that to use against the Rubberman. Eagle fly free.
#8 Battle Creek Mayhem (5-6) @ #11 Prague Czechmates (5-6) - Upset special as Prague has more higher level players. Battle Creek will eek one out on this one.
#10 Tonganoxie Shockers (5-6) @ #9 Auschwitz Rebellion (5-6) - This is another upset because of levels. Auschwitz rolls through the Shockers as Tonganoxie continues their tailspin.
#13 Bratislava Chaos (3-8) @ #16 Templar Knights (0-11) - One of the few chances for the doormats of the conference to at least score a TD. The Chaos still leave the Knights measured and wanting.
Edited by Festus on May 17, 2009 12:55:35
