I use a super secret formula based on passing, rushing, and KR/PR rankings to determine my composite Bender Score™. The lower the score the better 
Eastern Conference
1 Nova Scotia Lions .......... -6.846
2 Keg River Boozehounds .......... -5.000
3 Mighty Moncton Nighthawks .......... -0.385
4 Versailles Shinryuji Naga .......... -0.154
5 Chicago six .......... 0.154
6 New Brunswick Hammers .......... 2.231
7 Saguenay Sturgeon .......... 2.462
8 St. Catharines Stompers .......... 3.231
9 Port Dover Panthers .......... 5.462
10 Vancouver Vipers .......... 9.385
11 Great Lakes Rum Runners .......... 9.462
12 Ottawa Storm Troopers .......... 12.231
13 Cold Lake FREEZE .......... 13.231
14 Regina Rams .......... 18.231
15 Carolina Copperheads .......... 22.000
16 Gold Miners Candlestick Park .......... 27.846
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Western Conference
1 Canada Dry .......... -7.231
2 Victoria Piranhas .......... -6.231
3 Rancho Penasquitos Thunderbolts .......... -2.692
4 Grove City Bucks .......... 0.077
5 British Columbia Biscuits .......... 2.154
5 Red Deer HITMEN .......... 2.154
7 Gowboys Grizzlies .......... 3.769
8 Canada Dragons .......... 4.462
9 Vancouver Apocalypse .......... 5.769
10 Red Bay Revolution .......... 6.077
11 Gander Norsemen .......... 8.692
12 Piikoi Jellys .......... 11.462
13 Houston Vikings .......... 11.769
14 Buffalo Bison .......... 13.308
15 Nova Scotia Highlanders .......... 13.385
16 Fort McMurray Mounted Police .......... 35.154
Eastern Conference
1 Nova Scotia Lions .......... -6.846
2 Keg River Boozehounds .......... -5.000
3 Mighty Moncton Nighthawks .......... -0.385
4 Versailles Shinryuji Naga .......... -0.154
5 Chicago six .......... 0.154
6 New Brunswick Hammers .......... 2.231
7 Saguenay Sturgeon .......... 2.462
8 St. Catharines Stompers .......... 3.231
9 Port Dover Panthers .......... 5.462
10 Vancouver Vipers .......... 9.385
11 Great Lakes Rum Runners .......... 9.462
12 Ottawa Storm Troopers .......... 12.231
13 Cold Lake FREEZE .......... 13.231
14 Regina Rams .......... 18.231
15 Carolina Copperheads .......... 22.000
16 Gold Miners Candlestick Park .......... 27.846
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Western Conference
1 Canada Dry .......... -7.231
2 Victoria Piranhas .......... -6.231
3 Rancho Penasquitos Thunderbolts .......... -2.692
4 Grove City Bucks .......... 0.077
5 British Columbia Biscuits .......... 2.154
5 Red Deer HITMEN .......... 2.154
7 Gowboys Grizzlies .......... 3.769
8 Canada Dragons .......... 4.462
9 Vancouver Apocalypse .......... 5.769
10 Red Bay Revolution .......... 6.077
11 Gander Norsemen .......... 8.692
12 Piikoi Jellys .......... 11.462
13 Houston Vikings .......... 11.769
14 Buffalo Bison .......... 13.308
15 Nova Scotia Highlanders .......... 13.385
16 Fort McMurray Mounted Police .......... 35.154
