Alright, Alpha doesn't even matter because it's obvious that Fox News is the best team and will be in the championships... so, here's the Power Rankings for Zeta:
1. Scotch Cocks 100.0
2. Tenerife Thunderbirds 87.0
3. USAORG Vacationers 86.0
4. Carolina LeatherWrecks 85.5
5. Vaadwaur Phoenix 81.0
6. Dogdandy Dragons 69.5
7. Helsinki Hell Raisers 60.0
8. Berlin Hounds from Hell 50.5
9. Warsaw Eagles 49.5
10. KGB All-Stars 42.0
11. Odessa Stunners 35.0
12. New World Order 21.0
13. Moscow Warriors 14.0
14. Chattanooga Lookouts 11.0
15. Black Russian Terriers 7.0
16. Tidy Enforcement Agency 1.0
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This used a very complicated formula and is very unbiased.
1. Scotch Cocks 100.0
2. Tenerife Thunderbirds 87.0
3. USAORG Vacationers 86.0
4. Carolina LeatherWrecks 85.5
5. Vaadwaur Phoenix 81.0
6. Dogdandy Dragons 69.5
7. Helsinki Hell Raisers 60.0
8. Berlin Hounds from Hell 50.5
9. Warsaw Eagles 49.5
10. KGB All-Stars 42.0
11. Odessa Stunners 35.0
12. New World Order 21.0
13. Moscow Warriors 14.0
14. Chattanooga Lookouts 11.0
15. Black Russian Terriers 7.0
16. Tidy Enforcement Agency 1.0
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This used a very complicated formula and is very unbiased.





Don't hate. I be illiterate yo.























