Well I been pretty damned busy the last several days, so let me get up to speed here.
What’s been going on in the world of GLB EEA1?
The Horde lost?! Belated congrats Psycho’s for making the Golden Horde into the Golden Shower.
Both Macedonia teams are undefeated? Didn’t I call an all Macedonia title match?
Originally posted by Smiling Assasain
So I'm looking at an all Macedonia League Championship, the Trojans vs the Diadochi and picking the Diadochi to win it this season.
Yep, it could happen barring a complete and total meltdown of both teams (trying the jynx on you Macedonians!).
The Average Joe’s pulled a nice upset over the Pit Bulls. Well done.
Now that I’m up to speed, let’s move on to Week 10!
Well let’s get to it! Here comes the Sports Page all over your face…………..and on your chin and a little in your hair too.
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You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ZETA POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Macedonia Trojans (9-0) LW 1 - The Pole Riders were no match for the Trojans. The Trojans took them down 106-7. There are still 5 tough games left on their schedule though. Plenty of teams to try and take them down a peg or two before the playoffs start and the Hell Hounds are the first to get their shot.
Next opponent: #4 Istanbul Hellhounds (7-2)
#2 Estonia Stoners (8-1) LW 2 - The Stoners have won 8 straight since losing the first game. If there is a band wagon, jump on it and sing…………everybody must get stoned…………. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FrbLRYw1yE
The Gods are the next to partake.
Next opponent: at #3 The Gods (7-2)
#3 The Gods (7-2) LW 3 - The Gods barely escaped Funky Town with a win, 27-26. There are at least 4 more wins on their schedule. A season with at least 11 wins will definitely put them into the playoffs.
But to stay the #3 seed, they will have to score some wins over the better teams left to play.
Next opponent: #2 Estonia Stoners (8-1)
#4 Istanbul Hellhounds (7-2) LW 4 - The Hell Hounds have two very tough games in a row up next. The Trojans and the Freight Train. But after that it is smooth sailing to the playoffs. A definite spot is waiting for you guys and the last five games are almost “gimme’” wins, but you will need to beat one of the next two teams to remain a top 4 team.
Next opponent: at #1 Macedonia Trojans (9-0)
#5 Ukraine Freight Train (7-2) LW 5 - Don’t get too comfy Freight Train. The second half of your schedule is the tougher half.
Hell Hounds, Cool Runnings, Funky Bunch, Stoners and Gods still remain to be played.
Your road to the playoffs is definitely a rocky one.
Next opponent: #14 WMD Pale Riders (1-8)
#6 Cool Runnings (6-3) LW 6 - A surprise loss to the Boracs isn’t what they were planning on, but they should still make the playoffs. Looking at the remaining games, Cool Runnings should collect at least 11 wins this season.
That’s enough to make the playoffs, but they will need a couple extra two get a home game.
Next opponent: at #11 Renegades of Funk (3-6)
#7 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (5-4) LW 7 - If the J.T.’s can keep things together they have a shot at 10 wins this season.
Much improved team over last season’s 6-10 season.
Next opponent: at #13 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (2-7)
#8 Banja Luka Boracs (5-4) LW 8 - Out of all the teams hovering around .500, these guys have the best shot at a post season berth.
Looking down the road, they have a legit shot at beating any teams remaining on their schedule.
It’s all up to them which way they will go.
Next opponent: #16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-9)
#9 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (4-5) LW 9 - What can you say about these guys. They lose three of their games in the last minute. They have 4 or 5 winnable games left on the schedule, but they really need to pull off those close games to move up.
Next opponent: at #12 Providence Black Hawks (3-6)
#10 Banja Luka Blackshirts (4-5) LW 10 - Two straight losses doesn’t help your cause of making the playoffs. Unless you guys get lucky, there are only 4 wins left on the schedule. That would put you at 8-8 and prolly too late.
The key game will be the Jive Turkey’s game. If you can score a win there, then you have a good shot at making it at 9-7.
Next opponent: at #15 Luzitian Dynasty (0-9)
#11 Renegades of Funk (3-6) LW 11 - Pop quiz, ROF. You are 3-6 and there are maybe two more possible wins left on your schedule. What do you do?
Go see “I Love You Beth Cooper” with that hot ass Hayden Panettiere, that’s what!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu_HYmNHbDo
And don’t forget the popcorn.
Next opponent: #6 Cool Runnings (6-3)
#12 Providence Black Hawks (3-6) LW 12 - Looking at the rest of the schedule, the Black Hawks should get two more wins and end up at 5-11 by seasons end. But at least you won’t get demoted.
Next opponent: #9 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (4-5)
#13 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (2-7) LW 13 - 7-96 loss to the Stoners was just plain old, not fun at all. Kind of like the Wrecking Crew’s entire season. Looking at the rest of the schedule, there could only be one last chance at a win when you take on WMD.
Other than that game, it’s nothing but L’s.
Next opponent: #7 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (5-4)
#14 WMD Pale Riders (1-8) LW 14 - Well nine losses is the mark when a team officially becomes a Hot Pic team. So one more game and it’s nothing but T&A for you Pale Riders.
Which is good for me because I was running out of words to describe such a dismal season.
Next opponent: at #5 Ukraine Freight Train (7-2)
#15 Luzitian Dynasty (0-9) LW 15 -
http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200009dawn1/dawn1-01.jpg
Next opponent: #10 Banja Luka Blackshirts (4-5)
#16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-9) LW 16 -
http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200201kathie/Kathie-b13.jpg
Next opponent: at #8 Banja Luka Boracs (5-4)
*****WEEK 10 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 2: 5-3, Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 5-3, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 6-2, Week 7: 7-1
Overall: 37-11
GOW: 1-5
8 Ball GOW: 2-4
#6 Cool Runnings (6-3) at #11 Renegades of Funk (3-6) = Cool Runnings - No trouble making this decision. Cool Runnings with the W.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#9 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (4-5) at #12 Providence Black Hawks (3-6) = Banja Luka Funky Bunch - Funky Bunch should reach .500 in this game.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#7 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (5-4) at #13 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (2-7) = Vancouver Jive Turkeys - This win should put some space between the J.T.s and the rest of the middle of the pack teams.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 WMD Pale Riders (1-8) at #5 Ukraine Freight Train (7-2) = Ukraine Freight Train - With this Ukraine victory WMD will officially be a hot pic team! Yay! More T&A!
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#10 Banja Luka Blackshirts (4-5) at #15 Luzitian Dynasty (0-9) = Banja Luka Black Shirts - Welcome to double digit losses Dynasty! Yay! Way to commit!
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-9) at #8 Banja Luka Boracs (5-4) = Banja Luka Boracs - No brainer here. Really….the Destroyers have no brains.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#2 Estonia Stoners (8-1) at #3 The Gods (7-2) = Estonia Stoners - Should be a great game, but I’m picking the Stoners to win.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#4 Istanbul Hellhounds (7-2) at #1 Macedonia Trojans (9-0) = Macedonia Trojans - Great match up, but I’m sticking with the Trojans.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#4 Istanbul Hellhounds (7-2) at #1 Macedonia Trojans (9-0) - #4 is geared up to take on #1!
Can the Hell Hounds quit licking their balls of hell fire long enough to beat the Trojans?
Can the Trojans slap on a Trojan fast enough before the moment is gone?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNr1R35zC4c
It’s time to settle this rivalry! This one is going to be WW3!!
You can use any conventional weapons, but no nukes or guided missiles of any type!
Let’s do this shit!!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/ = Istanbul Hell Hounds
Question: Will the Hell hounds beat the Trojans?
8 Ball's answer: You may rely on it
23/48 beers! – Alright you boneheads, let’s get back to getting stinking drunk whilst watching some good GLB action. The way God intended.
We got the GOW and the Stoners vs The Gods this time around!
We got teams that are trying to get back in the race (Funky Bunch and Black Shirts).
And we got teams trying to stay in the race (J.T.’s and the Boracs).
And we got teams that……………well, they are just here to look at girly pics (Destroyers, Dynasty and soon to be WMD).
So fire up the grill and pop open the ice cold suds, because GLB is on!!
Let’s do this shit!!
Just like my ex-wife used to always say: “Hey guys, there’s a party in my mouth and you’re all invited!”……………that slut!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta Conference!
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****ALPHA POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Macedonia Diadochi (9-0) LW 1 - Only four tough games left on the remaining schedule. Too bad three of them are in a row.
Crack, Horde and Wolfpack are all lined up and waiting for their shot to knock down the #1 team in Alpha.
Next opponent: at #6 Krakow Plumber's Crack (6-3)
#2 Kazan Golden Horde (8-1) LW 2 - 8-1 and having fun! At least for one more game. After the Gryphons it is the showdown of the century! The Diadochi are up after Bohemia.
Still having fun?
Next opponent: #13 Bohemia Gryphons (2-7)
#3 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (8-1) LW 3 - Well it’s a 2 game vacation for the Wolfpack. Wallachia AND Bohemia back to back, nice. Don’t worry about the AI. Don’t worry about concession sales. Don’t worry about the rampant crotch sniffing you Wolfpackers do. Don’t worry about a thing…………except for Macedonia coming to town in two games.
Next opponent: #15 Wallachia Impalers (1-8)
#4 Kiev Pit Bulls (7-2) LW 4 - Not much for you guys to do in the next four games but win. It’s the last three games of the season you guys need to think about.
Enjoy your wins, though.
Next opponent: #16 Hungarian Hitmen (0-9)
#5 Valhalla Einherjar (7-2) LW 5 - What? Valhalla is still at #5? Not me this time Anton, it was the CPU.
But the Horde and Wolfpack are coming up soon, so there is your chance to move up should you win.
Good luck, Einjerhoffers.
Next opponent: at #9 Wildflecken Wolverines (4-5)
#6 Krakow Plumber's Crack (6-3) LW 6 - The Crack are still in the race, but Macedonia and Valhalla could present trouble for you on your road to the big fiesta.
If you guys aren’t careful, you could end up 8-8 and without a date for the post season party.
Next opponent: #1 Macedonia Diadochi (9-0)
#7 Average Joe's (6-3) LW 7 - What a huge win over the Pit Bulls! That should really help you out in trying to secure an invite to the playoffs.
Looking at your remaining games a 10-6 record could be yours, at the least that is.
Start it here with St Petersburg.
Next opponent: at #10 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (3-6)
#8 Iron Curtain Psychos (5-4) LW 8 - ICP is the best 5-4 team around. Look for them to shoot off five straight wins next to get them 10 wins and an invite.
It’s those last two games that will give you trouble.
Next opponent: at #11 Greece Lightning (3-6)
#9 Wildflecken Wolverines (4-5) LW 9 - Things aren’t looking too good for the Wolverines. Four very tough teams remain on the schedule and if you can’t pick up one or two wins from them, you could be looking at a 7-9 record and staying home.
Next opponent: #5 Valhalla Einherjar (7-2)
#10 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (3-6) LW 10 - Seems like the only thing the Royal Guards can scare are women tourists. Shame on you Royal Guards!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uR0Eid9rWU
Next opponent: #7 Average Joe's (6-3)
#11 Greece Lightning (3-6) LW 11 - Greece Lightning has spit out two wins in a row! Can they get an unprecedented third win in a row?
Naw, ICP will go all crazy eyes on their asses!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXH5AJ8rvxo
Next opponent: #8 Iron Curtain Psychos (5-4)
The next three teams I’m just grouping together right here.
Which one of these guys will be the next Hot Pic team? Vienna, Amsterdam or Bohemia.
They all have it in them to be the next, so let’s just keep our eye on them and hope that one of them loses nine soon.
#12 Vienna River Bandits (2-7) LW 12 -
Next opponent: at #14 Amsterdam Hallucinations (2-7)
#13 Bohemia Gryphons (2-7) LW 13 -
Next opponent: at #2 Kazan Golden Horde (8-1)
#14 Amsterdam Hallucinations (2-7) LW 14 -
Next opponent: #12 Vienna River Bandits (2-7)
#15 Wallachia Impalers (1-8) LW 15 - 1-8 and it’s getting late. It’s getting too late to turn anything around, but enjoy the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/08jennifer/Jennifer-01.jpg
Next opponent: at #3 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (8-1)
#16 Hungarian Hitmen (0-9) LW 16 - 0-9 and doing fine! Speaking of fine, enjoy the hot chick!
http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200212meriah/Meriah-28.jpg
Next opponent: at #4 Kiev Pit Bulls (7-2)
*****WEEK 10 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 2: 7-1, Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 6-2, Week 5: 8-0, Week 6: 8-0, Week 7: 8-0
Overall: 44-4
GOW: 6-0
8 Ball: 4-2
#12 Vienna River Bandits (2-7) at #14 Amsterdam Hallucinations (2-7) = Vienna River Bandits - Does anyone really care? I had to pick one of them, so………….
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#8 Iron Curtain Psychos (5-4) at #11 Greece Lightning (3-6) = Iron Curtain Psycho’s - If the Psycho’s can beat Kazan, they can surely beat the Lightning.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#7 Average Joe's (6-3) at #10 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (3-6) = Average Joe’s - Average Joe’s for the win.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#5 Valhalla Einherjar (7-2) at #9 Wildflecken Wolverines (4-5) = Valhalla Einherjar - Wolverines need the W, but Valhalla is just too good. Going with the Einherberators.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#13 Bohemia Gryphons (2-7) at #2 Kazan Golden Horde (8-1) = Kazan Golden Horde - Definitely taking the Horde here.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#1 Macedonia Diadochi (9-0) at #6 Krakow Plumber's Crack (6-3) = Macedonia Diadochi - The best match up in Alpha this time around. Macedonia should take this one.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#15 Wallachia Impalers (1-8) at #3 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (8-1) = Gunzenhausen Wolfpack - Enjoy the day of rest and the W that comes with it Wolfpack.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 Hungarian Hitmen (0-9) at #4 Kiev Pit Bulls (7-2) = Kiev Pit Bulls - See game above Pit Bulls.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#1 Macedonia Diadochi (9-0) at #6 Krakow Plumber's Crack (6-3) - Crack vs Diadochi! It’s a match up sent down from the GLB Gods themselves!
It’s the Diadochi O-line made up of all sorts of Jim’s and John Johnsons taking on the Crack D!
Time to take off the gloves for this one!
No band aids, no ointment, no mommy’s kisses! This is a pure GLB street fight here!
Last man standing wins!
So let’s get this street fight started
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u05Qot_yh9c
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/ = Krakow Plumber's Crack
Question: Will the Plumber’s Crack beat Macedonia?
8 Ball's answer: Yes
23/48 beers! – Even though we have 23 beers, just save them for the GOW. It’s the only worth while match up this time around.
So if you’re gonna’ save them, save them for the good game. 23 beers straight at 7 AM is one helluva way to start off a Thursday. Shit faced. Just as God intended.
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in Alpha Conference!
What’s been going on in the world of GLB EEA1?
The Horde lost?! Belated congrats Psycho’s for making the Golden Horde into the Golden Shower.
Both Macedonia teams are undefeated? Didn’t I call an all Macedonia title match?
Originally posted by Smiling Assasain
So I'm looking at an all Macedonia League Championship, the Trojans vs the Diadochi and picking the Diadochi to win it this season.
Yep, it could happen barring a complete and total meltdown of both teams (trying the jynx on you Macedonians!).
The Average Joe’s pulled a nice upset over the Pit Bulls. Well done.
Now that I’m up to speed, let’s move on to Week 10!
Well let’s get to it! Here comes the Sports Page all over your face…………..and on your chin and a little in your hair too.
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You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ZETA POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Macedonia Trojans (9-0) LW 1 - The Pole Riders were no match for the Trojans. The Trojans took them down 106-7. There are still 5 tough games left on their schedule though. Plenty of teams to try and take them down a peg or two before the playoffs start and the Hell Hounds are the first to get their shot.
Next opponent: #4 Istanbul Hellhounds (7-2)
#2 Estonia Stoners (8-1) LW 2 - The Stoners have won 8 straight since losing the first game. If there is a band wagon, jump on it and sing…………everybody must get stoned…………. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FrbLRYw1yE
The Gods are the next to partake.
Next opponent: at #3 The Gods (7-2)
#3 The Gods (7-2) LW 3 - The Gods barely escaped Funky Town with a win, 27-26. There are at least 4 more wins on their schedule. A season with at least 11 wins will definitely put them into the playoffs.
But to stay the #3 seed, they will have to score some wins over the better teams left to play.
Next opponent: #2 Estonia Stoners (8-1)
#4 Istanbul Hellhounds (7-2) LW 4 - The Hell Hounds have two very tough games in a row up next. The Trojans and the Freight Train. But after that it is smooth sailing to the playoffs. A definite spot is waiting for you guys and the last five games are almost “gimme’” wins, but you will need to beat one of the next two teams to remain a top 4 team.
Next opponent: at #1 Macedonia Trojans (9-0)
#5 Ukraine Freight Train (7-2) LW 5 - Don’t get too comfy Freight Train. The second half of your schedule is the tougher half.
Hell Hounds, Cool Runnings, Funky Bunch, Stoners and Gods still remain to be played.
Your road to the playoffs is definitely a rocky one.
Next opponent: #14 WMD Pale Riders (1-8)
#6 Cool Runnings (6-3) LW 6 - A surprise loss to the Boracs isn’t what they were planning on, but they should still make the playoffs. Looking at the remaining games, Cool Runnings should collect at least 11 wins this season.
That’s enough to make the playoffs, but they will need a couple extra two get a home game.
Next opponent: at #11 Renegades of Funk (3-6)
#7 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (5-4) LW 7 - If the J.T.’s can keep things together they have a shot at 10 wins this season.
Much improved team over last season’s 6-10 season.
Next opponent: at #13 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (2-7)
#8 Banja Luka Boracs (5-4) LW 8 - Out of all the teams hovering around .500, these guys have the best shot at a post season berth.
Looking down the road, they have a legit shot at beating any teams remaining on their schedule.
It’s all up to them which way they will go.
Next opponent: #16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-9)
#9 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (4-5) LW 9 - What can you say about these guys. They lose three of their games in the last minute. They have 4 or 5 winnable games left on the schedule, but they really need to pull off those close games to move up.
Next opponent: at #12 Providence Black Hawks (3-6)
#10 Banja Luka Blackshirts (4-5) LW 10 - Two straight losses doesn’t help your cause of making the playoffs. Unless you guys get lucky, there are only 4 wins left on the schedule. That would put you at 8-8 and prolly too late.
The key game will be the Jive Turkey’s game. If you can score a win there, then you have a good shot at making it at 9-7.
Next opponent: at #15 Luzitian Dynasty (0-9)
#11 Renegades of Funk (3-6) LW 11 - Pop quiz, ROF. You are 3-6 and there are maybe two more possible wins left on your schedule. What do you do?
Go see “I Love You Beth Cooper” with that hot ass Hayden Panettiere, that’s what!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu_HYmNHbDo
And don’t forget the popcorn.
Next opponent: #6 Cool Runnings (6-3)
#12 Providence Black Hawks (3-6) LW 12 - Looking at the rest of the schedule, the Black Hawks should get two more wins and end up at 5-11 by seasons end. But at least you won’t get demoted.
Next opponent: #9 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (4-5)
#13 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (2-7) LW 13 - 7-96 loss to the Stoners was just plain old, not fun at all. Kind of like the Wrecking Crew’s entire season. Looking at the rest of the schedule, there could only be one last chance at a win when you take on WMD.
Other than that game, it’s nothing but L’s.
Next opponent: #7 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (5-4)
#14 WMD Pale Riders (1-8) LW 14 - Well nine losses is the mark when a team officially becomes a Hot Pic team. So one more game and it’s nothing but T&A for you Pale Riders.
Which is good for me because I was running out of words to describe such a dismal season.
Next opponent: at #5 Ukraine Freight Train (7-2)
#15 Luzitian Dynasty (0-9) LW 15 -
http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200009dawn1/dawn1-01.jpg
Next opponent: #10 Banja Luka Blackshirts (4-5)
#16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-9) LW 16 -
http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200201kathie/Kathie-b13.jpg
Next opponent: at #8 Banja Luka Boracs (5-4)
*****WEEK 10 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 2: 5-3, Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 5-3, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 6-2, Week 7: 7-1
Overall: 37-11
GOW: 1-5
8 Ball GOW: 2-4
#6 Cool Runnings (6-3) at #11 Renegades of Funk (3-6) = Cool Runnings - No trouble making this decision. Cool Runnings with the W.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#9 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (4-5) at #12 Providence Black Hawks (3-6) = Banja Luka Funky Bunch - Funky Bunch should reach .500 in this game.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#7 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (5-4) at #13 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (2-7) = Vancouver Jive Turkeys - This win should put some space between the J.T.s and the rest of the middle of the pack teams.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 WMD Pale Riders (1-8) at #5 Ukraine Freight Train (7-2) = Ukraine Freight Train - With this Ukraine victory WMD will officially be a hot pic team! Yay! More T&A!
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#10 Banja Luka Blackshirts (4-5) at #15 Luzitian Dynasty (0-9) = Banja Luka Black Shirts - Welcome to double digit losses Dynasty! Yay! Way to commit!
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-9) at #8 Banja Luka Boracs (5-4) = Banja Luka Boracs - No brainer here. Really….the Destroyers have no brains.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#2 Estonia Stoners (8-1) at #3 The Gods (7-2) = Estonia Stoners - Should be a great game, but I’m picking the Stoners to win.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#4 Istanbul Hellhounds (7-2) at #1 Macedonia Trojans (9-0) = Macedonia Trojans - Great match up, but I’m sticking with the Trojans.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#4 Istanbul Hellhounds (7-2) at #1 Macedonia Trojans (9-0) - #4 is geared up to take on #1!
Can the Hell Hounds quit licking their balls of hell fire long enough to beat the Trojans?
Can the Trojans slap on a Trojan fast enough before the moment is gone?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNr1R35zC4c
It’s time to settle this rivalry! This one is going to be WW3!!
You can use any conventional weapons, but no nukes or guided missiles of any type!
Let’s do this shit!!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/ = Istanbul Hell Hounds
Question: Will the Hell hounds beat the Trojans?
8 Ball's answer: You may rely on it
23/48 beers! – Alright you boneheads, let’s get back to getting stinking drunk whilst watching some good GLB action. The way God intended.
We got the GOW and the Stoners vs The Gods this time around!
We got teams that are trying to get back in the race (Funky Bunch and Black Shirts).
And we got teams trying to stay in the race (J.T.’s and the Boracs).
And we got teams that……………well, they are just here to look at girly pics (Destroyers, Dynasty and soon to be WMD).
So fire up the grill and pop open the ice cold suds, because GLB is on!!
Let’s do this shit!!
Just like my ex-wife used to always say: “Hey guys, there’s a party in my mouth and you’re all invited!”……………that slut!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta Conference!
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****ALPHA POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Macedonia Diadochi (9-0) LW 1 - Only four tough games left on the remaining schedule. Too bad three of them are in a row.
Crack, Horde and Wolfpack are all lined up and waiting for their shot to knock down the #1 team in Alpha.
Next opponent: at #6 Krakow Plumber's Crack (6-3)
#2 Kazan Golden Horde (8-1) LW 2 - 8-1 and having fun! At least for one more game. After the Gryphons it is the showdown of the century! The Diadochi are up after Bohemia.
Still having fun?
Next opponent: #13 Bohemia Gryphons (2-7)
#3 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (8-1) LW 3 - Well it’s a 2 game vacation for the Wolfpack. Wallachia AND Bohemia back to back, nice. Don’t worry about the AI. Don’t worry about concession sales. Don’t worry about the rampant crotch sniffing you Wolfpackers do. Don’t worry about a thing…………except for Macedonia coming to town in two games.
Next opponent: #15 Wallachia Impalers (1-8)
#4 Kiev Pit Bulls (7-2) LW 4 - Not much for you guys to do in the next four games but win. It’s the last three games of the season you guys need to think about.
Enjoy your wins, though.
Next opponent: #16 Hungarian Hitmen (0-9)
#5 Valhalla Einherjar (7-2) LW 5 - What? Valhalla is still at #5? Not me this time Anton, it was the CPU.
But the Horde and Wolfpack are coming up soon, so there is your chance to move up should you win.
Good luck, Einjerhoffers.
Next opponent: at #9 Wildflecken Wolverines (4-5)
#6 Krakow Plumber's Crack (6-3) LW 6 - The Crack are still in the race, but Macedonia and Valhalla could present trouble for you on your road to the big fiesta.
If you guys aren’t careful, you could end up 8-8 and without a date for the post season party.
Next opponent: #1 Macedonia Diadochi (9-0)
#7 Average Joe's (6-3) LW 7 - What a huge win over the Pit Bulls! That should really help you out in trying to secure an invite to the playoffs.
Looking at your remaining games a 10-6 record could be yours, at the least that is.
Start it here with St Petersburg.
Next opponent: at #10 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (3-6)
#8 Iron Curtain Psychos (5-4) LW 8 - ICP is the best 5-4 team around. Look for them to shoot off five straight wins next to get them 10 wins and an invite.
It’s those last two games that will give you trouble.
Next opponent: at #11 Greece Lightning (3-6)
#9 Wildflecken Wolverines (4-5) LW 9 - Things aren’t looking too good for the Wolverines. Four very tough teams remain on the schedule and if you can’t pick up one or two wins from them, you could be looking at a 7-9 record and staying home.
Next opponent: #5 Valhalla Einherjar (7-2)
#10 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (3-6) LW 10 - Seems like the only thing the Royal Guards can scare are women tourists. Shame on you Royal Guards!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uR0Eid9rWU
Next opponent: #7 Average Joe's (6-3)
#11 Greece Lightning (3-6) LW 11 - Greece Lightning has spit out two wins in a row! Can they get an unprecedented third win in a row?
Naw, ICP will go all crazy eyes on their asses!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXH5AJ8rvxo
Next opponent: #8 Iron Curtain Psychos (5-4)
The next three teams I’m just grouping together right here.
Which one of these guys will be the next Hot Pic team? Vienna, Amsterdam or Bohemia.
They all have it in them to be the next, so let’s just keep our eye on them and hope that one of them loses nine soon.
#12 Vienna River Bandits (2-7) LW 12 -
Next opponent: at #14 Amsterdam Hallucinations (2-7)
#13 Bohemia Gryphons (2-7) LW 13 -
Next opponent: at #2 Kazan Golden Horde (8-1)
#14 Amsterdam Hallucinations (2-7) LW 14 -
Next opponent: #12 Vienna River Bandits (2-7)
#15 Wallachia Impalers (1-8) LW 15 - 1-8 and it’s getting late. It’s getting too late to turn anything around, but enjoy the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2002/08jennifer/Jennifer-01.jpg
Next opponent: at #3 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (8-1)
#16 Hungarian Hitmen (0-9) LW 16 - 0-9 and doing fine! Speaking of fine, enjoy the hot chick!
http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200212meriah/Meriah-28.jpg
Next opponent: at #4 Kiev Pit Bulls (7-2)
*****WEEK 10 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 2: 7-1, Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 6-2, Week 5: 8-0, Week 6: 8-0, Week 7: 8-0
Overall: 44-4
GOW: 6-0
8 Ball: 4-2
#12 Vienna River Bandits (2-7) at #14 Amsterdam Hallucinations (2-7) = Vienna River Bandits - Does anyone really care? I had to pick one of them, so………….
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#8 Iron Curtain Psychos (5-4) at #11 Greece Lightning (3-6) = Iron Curtain Psycho’s - If the Psycho’s can beat Kazan, they can surely beat the Lightning.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#7 Average Joe's (6-3) at #10 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (3-6) = Average Joe’s - Average Joe’s for the win.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#5 Valhalla Einherjar (7-2) at #9 Wildflecken Wolverines (4-5) = Valhalla Einherjar - Wolverines need the W, but Valhalla is just too good. Going with the Einherberators.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#13 Bohemia Gryphons (2-7) at #2 Kazan Golden Horde (8-1) = Kazan Golden Horde - Definitely taking the Horde here.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#1 Macedonia Diadochi (9-0) at #6 Krakow Plumber's Crack (6-3) = Macedonia Diadochi - The best match up in Alpha this time around. Macedonia should take this one.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#15 Wallachia Impalers (1-8) at #3 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (8-1) = Gunzenhausen Wolfpack - Enjoy the day of rest and the W that comes with it Wolfpack.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 Hungarian Hitmen (0-9) at #4 Kiev Pit Bulls (7-2) = Kiev Pit Bulls - See game above Pit Bulls.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#1 Macedonia Diadochi (9-0) at #6 Krakow Plumber's Crack (6-3) - Crack vs Diadochi! It’s a match up sent down from the GLB Gods themselves!
It’s the Diadochi O-line made up of all sorts of Jim’s and John Johnsons taking on the Crack D!
Time to take off the gloves for this one!
No band aids, no ointment, no mommy’s kisses! This is a pure GLB street fight here!
Last man standing wins!
So let’s get this street fight started
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u05Qot_yh9c
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/ = Krakow Plumber's Crack
Question: Will the Plumber’s Crack beat Macedonia?
8 Ball's answer: Yes
23/48 beers! – Even though we have 23 beers, just save them for the GOW. It’s the only worth while match up this time around.
So if you’re gonna’ save them, save them for the good game. 23 beers straight at 7 AM is one helluva way to start off a Thursday. Shit faced. Just as God intended.
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in Alpha Conference!
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