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Absolut Zero
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As the best drinkers of whatever backwater BBB league Keg River came from, it was assumed they could hang with the A5 vets. Determined not to disappoint, Keg River sobered up the week before, stuffing themselves with carbs to absorb the copious amounts of alcohol they were expected to imbibe. Drinking songs were rehearsed involving the words, "Keg River" and "Steel Livers."

The opposite approach was taken in Nova Scotia. Fresh off a drinking binge involving Cinco de Mayo festivities, several scandalous pictures were leaked online. A miniature controversy spread into every home in Nova Scotia when one of their GM's was caught red handed wearing a sombrero while playing margarita pong. The outcries of, "He's not even Mexican," and, "I can't believe he bastardized beer pong with margarita mix," were the popular themes.

The Outcome:

The Boozehounds were found praying to the porcelain gods, curled around the base of whatever toilet they could find, and drooling out of their mouths while in the fetal position.
 
wooden_bender
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You're not even Mexican
 
BrickHouse
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I think Nova Scotia wins by 20+
 
Absolut Zero
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Originally posted by BrickHouse
I think Nova Scotia wins by 20+


Go big or go home. I'm saying 30+
 
wooden_bender
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I'm happy with a tie
 
BrickHouse
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go kiss your sister.
 
Absolut Zero
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Originally posted by wooden_bender
You're not even Mexican


Shh, they're not supposed to know it was me.
 
wooden_bender
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Originally posted by BrickHouse
go kiss your sister.


I am from the south, and would a half sister count?
 
Absolut Zero
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Originally posted by wooden_bender
Originally posted by BrickHouse

go kiss your sister.


I am from the south, and would a half sister count?


Only if she was your aunt as well.
 
Bigkevinking
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I hope we have a good game, great match up and I cannot wait.
 
s_amshriver
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Im ready to see how we compare with the top dogs.

Good luck.
 
Absolut Zero
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You know, when I PM'd you guys, I was hoping for some smack talk from you, like "Aaahh snap, It's on!" Instead I get this fluffy nice talk, "You're the bestest ever, lets be friends and have fun."

Not exactly what I was going for. Way to shatter my dreams by NOT being douche's, now I'm all disappointed...assholes.
 
Peebee12
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go to hell, you're mexican. we don't need to deal with your drug. i wish you the best game possible, and don't come near us ever again after.

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rackhound
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Originally posted by Absolut Zero
Originally posted by wooden_bender

You're not even Mexican


Shh, they're not supposed to know it was me.


That was you?.....I have one of those sombreros hanging on my wall and dont remember much about getting it except singing karoeke at buffallo wildwings. I feel for you man...lmao
 
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Originally posted by rackhound
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Originally posted by wooden_bender


You're not even Mexican


Shh, they're not supposed to know it was me.


That was you?.....I have one of those sombreros hanging on my wall and dont remember much about getting it except singing karoeke at buffallo wildwings. I feel for you man...lmao


I don't remember much, there are pictures of me that night, but I'm glad they aren't on facebook yet, I haven't looked at them, and I'm a little scared to do so.

Apparently I got drunk as hell, and did my forceful peer pressure. They say I tackled someone and forced him to take a shot of Soco.
 
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