Maybe it's just me, but I don't think so. Either you guys have zero confidence in your ability to win games or run smack or we're playing in a conference full of people that were born without fingers or a brain. Otherwise, there would be a post or two about what's expected this season...so far I haven't seen any.
So let me lay it down.
We expect to kick each and every one of your asses, without exception. We wan't your Momma to be embarrassed to claim you. We want your Daddy to beat you down in shame of your failure, We want your girlfriend/boyfriend to drop you from impotence over our beatings.
If these goals are not accomplished, and our GLB team does not reduce your GLB team to a quivering mass of gelatinous goo, we will commit seppuku over this unsufferable personal failure and you will never hear from us again.
Unless your Mom calls, I think I left my keys under her pillow.
So let me lay it down.
We expect to kick each and every one of your asses, without exception. We wan't your Momma to be embarrassed to claim you. We want your Daddy to beat you down in shame of your failure, We want your girlfriend/boyfriend to drop you from impotence over our beatings.
If these goals are not accomplished, and our GLB team does not reduce your GLB team to a quivering mass of gelatinous goo, we will commit seppuku over this unsufferable personal failure and you will never hear from us again.
Unless your Mom calls, I think I left my keys under her pillow.
Last edited May 5, 2009 23:59:01