Warrior General Games

Gonna be a fast one this time, as I just don't have a lot of time tonight.


Johannesburg Jackals vs. Charlie Don't Surf
JJ is too much for CDS. 255-0

Congo Chubby Chasers vs. Madagascar Black Mambas
Madagascar just lost a close one to the Stink Apes, and are in danger of falling to 1-4 with a loss to the Chubby Chasers. CCC on the other hand, continues to roll, after an impressive win against the Loco. Two teams with opposite momentum, I gotta take the hot hand. CCC wins 45-24

PTT Rebels vs. Nigeria Golden Eagles
Nigeria is 2-2 after a 77-61 loss to the Wildebeest. (defense?) PTT is 4-0, and...well...PTT. In the end, they are too much for the eagles. 44-20 PTT

Answer Please vs. Uganda Stink Apes
Stink Apes are feeling good after that win against Madagascar, and would love to make it two in a row. The Answer Please are looking good so far this season, and look to remain of of the top teams in the division. If they overlook the Stink Apes though, they will lose. In the end, I'm going to go with the Answer to win a close one, but I wouldn't be surprised at all if I was wrong. 37-34 Please.

Morocco Loco Siroccos vs. Congo Lions
Despite a 25 point loss to CCC, Morocco has been looking very tough this season. They are looking establish themselves as one of the elite teams in the league. CL is always a tough team to play, but I think that MLS has too much this time. 32-17 MLS

Serengeti Wildebeest vs. South African Bulls
Serengeti is 3-1, but that record is a little inflated due to a weak schedule. The games don't get any tougher for the Wildebeests this week, as they play Da Bulls. 47-7 SW

Burundi Hutu vs. African Fire
This actually may be a good game. Neither team will make the playoffs obviously, but a win here would give bragging rights. I'll take Burundi 38-34

Dakar Demons vs. Mikumi Black Bears
Not much to say here. Dakar wins big


ELEPHANT

Madagascar Misfits vs. Tanzanian Thunderhawks
The Misfits must be butter, because they are on a roll! (corny, I know). Seriously though, they are looking really good, and have to have the other teams in the conference worried. The Thunderhawks had high hopes coming into this season, but haven't looked very good early. Things don't get easier, as they lose to the Misfits here, 61-17

Sierra Leone Head Shrinkers vs. Mogadishu Outlaws
Another good match up has the Head Shrinkers and Outlaws going at it. The Outlaws are 2-2, but have had a pretty tough schedule so far. SLHS won a close one against a spunky AFF team. This will be their first true test of the season, and we'll see how they respond. I'm going to take the Outlaws here, 32-28

Mamelodi Night Runners vs. Shinra Soldiers
The Soldiers had a very nice win against Cairo last week, so they have that going for them.... MNR had a HUGE win against a very good RUF team, and looks like they may be the team to beat in Elephant. They have no trouble with SS, and win 125-3

Rhodesia Ratels vs. Cairo Crocodiles
Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry.........................Jessica Landry!

Revolutionary United Front vs. ßotswana ßone ßreakers
The BBB had a pretty decisive win against the Thunderhawks, and are definitely a playoff team. The only question, is which seed.... RUF is coming off a thumping from MNR, and need to lick their wounds. They will do so this week, and beat BBB 41-33

Stolichnaya Siberian Huskies vs. Giza Gremlins
Stolichnaya Siberian Huskies improve their record to 3-2 after they beat down the Gremlins. A lot to a little

Coalville Colliers vs. Maasai Death Tribe
The Death Tribe actually won a game last week (everybody golf clap). Coalville is 2-2 and clinging to that all important #8 spot. Coalville wins this week, 146-13

Asmara Freedom Fighters vs. Vandelay Industries
The AFF are coming off of a heart breaker of a loss to the Head Shrinkers, and really want to take out some frustrations on Vandelay. VI looks to have the beginnings of a solid team, but they are probably a year away from playoff contention. AFF wins this one 44-20


Good luck in week #5 to everyone, and have some fun!

Originally posted by dsl20
Rhodesia Ratels vs. Cairo Crocodiles
Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry.........................Jessica Landry!

What the fuck. Are you a spy? This is our offensive gameplan for the season, and I demand to know how you got your grimy little fucking hands on it! Tell me right now!

Just keep up the good work, dsl20!

Originally posted by Forbin
Originally posted by dsl20

Rhodesia Ratels vs. Cairo Crocodiles
Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry, Jessica Landry.........................Jessica Landry!

What the fuck. Are you a spy? This is our offensive gameplan for the season, and I demand to know how you got your grimy little fucking hands on it! Tell me right now!

Jessica Landry must have crawled into her own portal to write your gameplan.

I'm just hoping Jessica is taking her vitamins for the punishment she's going to take in week 6.

Originally posted by dsl20

Answer Please vs. Uganda Stink Apes
Stink Apes are feeling good after that win against Madagascar, and would love to make it two in a row. The Answer Please are looking good so far this season, and look to remain of of the top teams in the division. If they overlook the Stink Apes though, they will lose. In the end, I'm going to go with the Answer to win a close one, but I wouldn't be surprised at all if I was wrong. 37-34 Please.


It was 42-9 for Answer Please. Our first victory against Apes, after two defeates (2 and 3 seasons ago). Another payback win for us, and another good game by our RBs (7.4 YPC).

Good luck Apes, hope we'll see you soon in a battle.

Originally posted by Astralis
I'm just hoping Jessica is taking her vitamins for the punishment she's going to take in week 6.

Bulldozer #5 will once again take the team MVP for week 6.

(Check the stats)

I put my crappy ST only center as the KR/PR and the dumb shit ran back 8 punts. Better than if I had left the CB I guess... We wouldn't have gotten more than 20 offensive snaps. lol

Morocco Loco Siroccos vs. Congo Lions
Despite a 25 point loss to CCC, Morocco has been looking very tough this season. They are looking establish themselves as one of the elite teams in the league. CL is always a tough team to play, but I think that MLS has too much this time. 32-17 MLS

In season past MLS has always kicked out butts. Today we, had a football god and the CL won 37-6 The CL are fighting to be, one of the top teams this season. Maybe all the hard work in finding players for the last two season has paid off some. Still some very hard team left we, need to face.. Good write up as always and by all means please keep picking against us

Bragging Rights for Burundi =).

Originally posted by Forbin


I put my crappy ST only center as the KR/PR and the dumb shit ran back 8 punts. Better than if I had left the CB I guess... We wouldn't have gotten more than 20 offensive snaps. lol

try punter next time

That was an awesome write up! Thanks.