Warrior General Games

OK, I'll take a stab at this. This is based purely off record (at the time of rankings) and opponents. Of course, there is some guessing involved as well. So without further adieu, here it goes:

Zeta Conference

1. RMOB (3-0)- @NALBFB (talks the talk and so far has been able to walk the walk, big game with NALBFB up next)
2. NALBFB (3-0)- vs. RMOB (rolled big if first 3 games, looks like a contender, week 4 will be telling)
3. Odessa Hellhounds (3-0)- @Hungarian Headhunters (only 1 close call so far, should have a pretty easy win this week)
4. Sarajevo Black Hand (2-1)- @ Hungary Mofos! (solid team, should win in Week 4)
5. Krakow Assassins (2-1)- vs. FLBL (only loss to #1 RMOB, will have a tough test this week)
6. South London Cowboys (2-1)- @Gallifrey Time Lords (almost lost to an average Lascaux team, has plenty to prove)
7. Saratov Tigers (2-1)- @ Shannon Shammin' Cocks (2 good wins, can they keep the momentum?)
8. FLBL (2-1)- @ Krakow Assassins (tough loss against the Headhunters, could be ranked lower)
9. Hungarian Headhunters (1-2)- vs. Odessa Hellhounds (could jump up the rankings with a win in Week 4)
10. Gallifrey Time Lords (1-2)- vs. South London Cowboys (has 2 average opponents before RMOB comes calling)
11. Finland Falcons (1-2)- @ Athens Greece Balls (played Odessa close and has a chance to gain some momentum the next 3 weeks)
12. Hungary Mofos! (0-3)- vs. Sarajeve Black Hand (at least they're not getting blown out)
13. Athens Attack (0-3)- vs. Konigsberg (keeping things close, trying to get over the hump, will have a good chance this week)
14. Konigsberg (0-3)-@ Athens
15. Shannon Shammin' Cocks (0-3)- vs. Saratov Tigers (not sure what to think about a team with high level players sitting at 0-3)
16. Athens Greece Balls (1-2)- vs. Finland (getting blown out is bad, getting blown out in every game is even worse)

Alpha Conference

1. Slovakia Stunners (3-0)- @ Mile High Salute (absolutely destroying people)
2. The Regulators (3-0)- @ Romania Rampage (has some awfully impressive wins, looking forward to a week 5 showdown with Bucharest)
3. Bucharest Warriors (2-1)- vs. Moscow Mad Cows (has all the potential to compete for a trophy, but is fate on their side?)
4. Moscow Mad Cows (3-0)- @ Bucharest Warriors (keeps rolling with impressive wins)
5. Zagreb Titans (3-0)- @ KGB Assassins (undefeated, but will be tested in their next 2 games)
6. KGB Assassins (3-0)- vs. Zagreb Titans (has put in a workman-like effort so far, but will that carry them to success?)
7. Murmansk Shock Therapy (2-1)- @ CutlerRidge Hurricanes (tough loss to Bucharest last week, but impressive in their other wins)
8. Wroclaw Wolverines (2-1)- vs. Rome's Fighting Gladiators (has 2 impressive wins, should have a competitive game with Rome in Week 5)
9. Georgia Bullfrogs (1-2)- @ USSR Red Terror (struggled so far, but has played quality opponents)
10. Rome's Fighting Gladiator's (1-2)- @ Wroclaw Wolverines (tough lossess to Georgia and KGB, looking to rebound this week)
11. Romania Rampage (1-2)- vs. The Regulators (good win vs. Gallifrey from Zeta, but struggled so far in own conference)
12. Lascaux Artisans (0-3)- vs. Budapest Exterminators (need this game vs. Budapest to get the ship righted)
13. Mile High Salute (0-3)- vs. Slovokia Stunners (has received a rude welcome to EE A)
14. CutlerRidge Hurricanes (1-2)- vs. Murmansk Shock Therapy (CPU team has a win)
15. USSR Red Terror (0-3)- vs. Georgia Bullfrogs (who cares when you're giving up an average of 254 pts. game)
16. Budapest Exterminators (0-3)- @ Lascaux Artesians (got beat by a CPU team)

Overall

1. Slovakia Stunners
2. RMOB
3. The Regulators
4. NALBFB
5. Bucharest Warriors
6. Moscow Mad Cows
7. Odessa Hellhounds
8. Zagreb Titans
9. KGB Assassins
10. Sarajevo Black Hand

Thanks for doing this. It makes it a lot more interesting lol.
I'll take #5 anyday

Nice job with these. I think they are pretty accurate! For me it's all guessing as well, but I would probably move Bucharest, KGB and Odessa above NAFLB.

IMO the rankings should be:
1. R-MOBs
2-32. Everyone else

Thanks for doing these. I'm definitely disappointed with my teams performances so far.

Originally posted by jrry32
IMO the rankings should be:
1. R-MOBs
2-32. Everyone else

figured you'd say that

ty for this.

now jrrys head can begin to swell and possibly explode again, lol

Ovr Off Def Team Record Streak
10-3-1 Slovakia Stunners 3-0-0 W3
2-12-3 The Regulators 3-0-0 W3
7-16-11 Moscow Mad Cows 3-0-0 W23
2 2 8 KGB Assassins 3-0-0 W3
12 22 20 Zagreb Titans 3-0-0 W3
7 4 12 Bucharest Warriors 2-1-0 W2
12 5 7 Murmansk Shock Therapy 2-1-0 L1
2 1 6 Wroclaw Wolverines 2-1-0 W1
12 25 22 Georgia Bullfrogs 1-2-0 L1
12 23 27 CutlerRidge Hurricanes 1-2-0 W1
12 13 14 Romania Rampage 1-2-0 L2
26 28 24 Rome's Fighting Gladiator's 1-2-0 L2
21 17 19 Mile High Salute 0-3-0 L4
21 20 21 Lascaux Artisans 0-3-0 L8
31 31 32 Budapest Exterminators 0-3-0 L5
21 31 31 USSR Red Terror 0-3-0 L5

Zeta Conference Standings
Ovr Off Def Team Record Streak
2 6 2 Odessa Hellhounds 3-0-0 W3
1 10 4 Russian Mail Order Brides 3-0-0 W3
2 9 15 Northwest Arkansas Laser Blue Footed Boobies 3-0-0 W3
26 19 28 Fear and Loathing in Banja Luka 2-1-0 W1
7 8 10 Sarajevo Black Hand 2-1-0 W2
12 15 18 Krakow Assassins 2-1-0 L1
12 11 16 Saratov Tigers 2-1-0 W2
12 26 26 South London Cowboys 2-1-0 W1
21 21 23 Athens Greece Balls 1-2-0 L2
12 14 5 Finland Falcons 1-2-0 W1
29 24 30 Gallifrey Time Lords 1-2-0 L1
10 7 9 Hungarian Headhunters 1-2-0 L1
21 18 13 Hungary Mofos! 0-3-0 L4
26 27 17 Athens Attack 0-3-0 L3
31 29 29 Shannon Shammin' Cocks 0-3-0 L6
29 30 25 Königsberg Crusaders 0-3-0 L4

Originally posted by dzer13
ty for this.

now jrrys head can begin to swell and possibly explode again, lol

It was already swelling, it will explode if we have another playoff letdown!

Looks to be pretty accurate to me. Thanks for putting in the time to do this!

Originally posted by jrry32
IMO the rankings should be:
1. R-MOBs
2-32. Everyone else

I agree

until we meet them in the playoffs

Stunners at #1 damn thanks for the props.

is a stunner like a shocker?

we should be ranked lower. the headhunters played us well, and we lost a close one. give them the nod if you think they deserve it. banja luka like to lurk, particularly in a season when we're severely out-leveled.

i'm guessing we're going to get krakow's best shot in the next game. they're going to want to extract revenge for last year's zeta final. even in what we expected to be a down year, we still want a little fear and loathing in eea2.

Originally posted by octopus
is a stunner like a shocker?

we should be ranked lower. the headhunters played us well, and we lost a close one. give them the nod if you think they deserve it. banja luka like to lurk, particularly in a season when we're severely out-leveled.

i'm guessing we're going to get krakow's best shot in the next game. they're going to want to extract revenge for last year's zeta final. even in what we expected to be a down year, we still want a little fear and loathing in eea2.

we actually thought of using that name. team motto "2 in the pink 1 in the stink"

http://www.shockerpics.com/blog/about/