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#1: Carolina Bar Stars - In a league where there is extreme competition, this defense is the tops. It's really tough to say that one player can make a #1 defense but RT is obviously that guy. Some GLB gods really love his build because he straight out dominates and flys to the ball like a Amy Whinehouse to cocaine. If a team can get 20+ points and control the pace of the game than the Bar Stars may fall, but they most likly will be the #1 overall seed heading into the playoffs. Prediction: 15-1 (always a slip up
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If I had done my preseason rankings, the next 3-4 teams would have been in much different order..... That being said means nothing
#2: Philadelphia Demonik - Yes, I put my team here after seeing how they have played the last few weeks. Beat our number 1 rival by 75 and looking to disrupt the Bar Stars season today. New additions to the team have us running on all cylinders on offense dispite losing the top RB in the A7 the past 2 season. Maroney has retired and paved the way for a dual back system. The loss to the Mist last season still lingers but if we get past the bar stars then this team could challenge for that #1 seed.... Prediction: 14-2
#3:Grand Haven Mist - Always shifting the team every season worked fairly well last season and I think you guys can pull a top 4 seed this season, the competition in the A7 looks good on paper but a deeper look and you see that there are only a handful of true contenders. The game today against the Red Raiders will be the first game to test you. If you prevail with a solid win then I know this is where you belong. Prediction: 12-4
#4: Atlantis Whitecaps - The newest team to the 60-overall club has a couple of solid wins against solid competition already this season. They could be a top 3 team this season if they can get the breaks they didn't get last season. Their next truly tough game isn't until week 7 against the Demonik. That game will prove a lot. Prediction: 12-4
#5: San Diego Blaze - As much as I want the Blaze to succeed, it just doesn't look like it's going to happen this season. Maybe the owner discovered alcohol after turnign 21 and has since lost the will to recruit but one thing is for sure.... get those CPUs off the team and develop some depth. If they can recruit and get back on track then they WILL be a top 4 team. Prediction: 11-5
There is a bit of a drop-off after the top 5 teams but if the Blaze don't improve then there is a chance for these next teams to jump into the fray.
#6: Springville Renagades - The RenAgades come into the season after dominating the 13. I like their ambition but talk is like a rocking chair, it gives ya something to do but doesn't get you anywhere. They have some solid wins so far but the competition only gets tougher. The win over the Space Cowboys has me moving them up in the standings but they don't play anyone of merit until the Demonik in 8. Could very well be 7-0 until then. Prediction: 11-5.
#7: Dallas Red Raiders - I move you guys up after some solid performances early, now the hard part. Win one of the next 2 games and you open some eyes, get dominated and you move down. Week 5 should be a big focus as you try to knock off the RenAgades. Prediction: 10-6
THE REST. It's tough to tell who is going to step up and win to get that final playoff seed. These teams seem like they are struggling to put together a solid enough performance to merit a playoff game... only time will tell, time...and getting their asses kicked by the top teams
#8:Saint-Petersburg Phoenixes - I put you here because I like the city of Saint-Pettersburg despite you playing in the USA region. Plus you're the only team to actually have to games that were remotely close. If you beat the Wildcats today then you can stay here, if you don't then you move down. Got it? good. Prediction: 8-8
#9: SF Wildcats - I still don't like the BBB14 and I think you guys play below your potential, but I really have noone else I can put here. Big game today to see if you can play against other mediocre competition. Prediction: 7-9
The Others....
Chattanooga Quarantine - I liked you guys early in preseason, winning the BBB14 and you had solid stats. Now you suck, explain that to me. You're getting dominated by the SEATTLE B LUEHAWKS who won't make the playoffs in the fucking east!! C'mon now, you BARELY beat the ACES. Step up or GTFO. Prediction: 6-10
Atlanta Mutts - I like you guys, I do. But you got destroyed by the Whitecaps. You were bad last season, and bad this season. I was really pulling for some improvement but I just don't see it yet. Prediction: 5-11
Houston Space Cowboys - Stick with it guys. I've always liked you and now you're a 60 overall. You need to start winning some games and get back into the drivers seat. Last season hurt but you can still get a playoff spot this season with some good gameplanning. Prediction: 5-11
Las Vegas Legends - You underachieving bastards are back in my league. Proof that ratings mean nothing and bad builds are still bad. Take 3 more seasons in the A7 before you can get a top 4 seeed (even though you'll have a better rating than everyone). Still will never win a championship. Prediction: 6-10
Galaxy Aces - You put up fights.... just kidding, you're a puchover like usual. You give your name a bad rep. Flames would be proud. Prediction: 2-14
California Destroyers -Eh. Prediction: 1-15
Somerset Jersey Devils - Being a die-hard Flyers fan I have to say that I love you guys. You exude the kind of play that I could only hope the the New Jersey Devils would. Keep sucking and I'll be happy. Prediction: 0-16
Disclaimer: I'm in a good mood today.
OTTER
#1: Carolina Bar Stars - In a league where there is extreme competition, this defense is the tops. It's really tough to say that one player can make a #1 defense but RT is obviously that guy. Some GLB gods really love his build because he straight out dominates and flys to the ball like a Amy Whinehouse to cocaine. If a team can get 20+ points and control the pace of the game than the Bar Stars may fall, but they most likly will be the #1 overall seed heading into the playoffs. Prediction: 15-1 (always a slip up
)If I had done my preseason rankings, the next 3-4 teams would have been in much different order..... That being said means nothing
#2: Philadelphia Demonik - Yes, I put my team here after seeing how they have played the last few weeks. Beat our number 1 rival by 75 and looking to disrupt the Bar Stars season today. New additions to the team have us running on all cylinders on offense dispite losing the top RB in the A7 the past 2 season. Maroney has retired and paved the way for a dual back system. The loss to the Mist last season still lingers but if we get past the bar stars then this team could challenge for that #1 seed.... Prediction: 14-2
#3:Grand Haven Mist - Always shifting the team every season worked fairly well last season and I think you guys can pull a top 4 seed this season, the competition in the A7 looks good on paper but a deeper look and you see that there are only a handful of true contenders. The game today against the Red Raiders will be the first game to test you. If you prevail with a solid win then I know this is where you belong. Prediction: 12-4
#4: Atlantis Whitecaps - The newest team to the 60-overall club has a couple of solid wins against solid competition already this season. They could be a top 3 team this season if they can get the breaks they didn't get last season. Their next truly tough game isn't until week 7 against the Demonik. That game will prove a lot. Prediction: 12-4
#5: San Diego Blaze - As much as I want the Blaze to succeed, it just doesn't look like it's going to happen this season. Maybe the owner discovered alcohol after turnign 21 and has since lost the will to recruit but one thing is for sure.... get those CPUs off the team and develop some depth. If they can recruit and get back on track then they WILL be a top 4 team. Prediction: 11-5
There is a bit of a drop-off after the top 5 teams but if the Blaze don't improve then there is a chance for these next teams to jump into the fray.
#6: Springville Renagades - The RenAgades come into the season after dominating the 13. I like their ambition but talk is like a rocking chair, it gives ya something to do but doesn't get you anywhere. They have some solid wins so far but the competition only gets tougher. The win over the Space Cowboys has me moving them up in the standings but they don't play anyone of merit until the Demonik in 8. Could very well be 7-0 until then. Prediction: 11-5.
#7: Dallas Red Raiders - I move you guys up after some solid performances early, now the hard part. Win one of the next 2 games and you open some eyes, get dominated and you move down. Week 5 should be a big focus as you try to knock off the RenAgades. Prediction: 10-6
THE REST. It's tough to tell who is going to step up and win to get that final playoff seed. These teams seem like they are struggling to put together a solid enough performance to merit a playoff game... only time will tell, time...and getting their asses kicked by the top teams
#8:Saint-Petersburg Phoenixes - I put you here because I like the city of Saint-Pettersburg despite you playing in the USA region. Plus you're the only team to actually have to games that were remotely close. If you beat the Wildcats today then you can stay here, if you don't then you move down. Got it? good. Prediction: 8-8
#9: SF Wildcats - I still don't like the BBB14 and I think you guys play below your potential, but I really have noone else I can put here. Big game today to see if you can play against other mediocre competition. Prediction: 7-9
The Others....
Chattanooga Quarantine - I liked you guys early in preseason, winning the BBB14 and you had solid stats. Now you suck, explain that to me. You're getting dominated by the SEATTLE B LUEHAWKS who won't make the playoffs in the fucking east!! C'mon now, you BARELY beat the ACES. Step up or GTFO. Prediction: 6-10
Atlanta Mutts - I like you guys, I do. But you got destroyed by the Whitecaps. You were bad last season, and bad this season. I was really pulling for some improvement but I just don't see it yet. Prediction: 5-11
Houston Space Cowboys - Stick with it guys. I've always liked you and now you're a 60 overall. You need to start winning some games and get back into the drivers seat. Last season hurt but you can still get a playoff spot this season with some good gameplanning. Prediction: 5-11
Las Vegas Legends - You underachieving bastards are back in my league. Proof that ratings mean nothing and bad builds are still bad. Take 3 more seasons in the A7 before you can get a top 4 seeed (even though you'll have a better rating than everyone). Still will never win a championship. Prediction: 6-10
Galaxy Aces - You put up fights.... just kidding, you're a puchover like usual. You give your name a bad rep. Flames would be proud. Prediction: 2-14
California Destroyers -Eh. Prediction: 1-15
Somerset Jersey Devils - Being a die-hard Flyers fan I have to say that I love you guys. You exude the kind of play that I could only hope the the New Jersey Devils would. Keep sucking and I'll be happy. Prediction: 0-16
Disclaimer: I'm in a good mood today.
OTTER
. Get another one to watch. Lots of drinking helps 
