Nice set of games played in week 2. Better then knowing that the Smexies were going to win it all every week.
Three undefeated teams left in Zeta and only four teams haven’t won a game yet, you know who you are.
A huge logjam of 1-1 teams right now, but after a couple more games we should start to thin things out a bit.
In Alpha we have 5 undefeated teams and 4 winless teams. And things are just starting to heat up over there. No clear dominant team has showed up yet, but there should be a clear vision of who is a contender and who is the pretender after week 4.
Let’s do this shit!!
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ZETA POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Macedonia Trojans (2-0) LW 1 - The Trojans were lucky to survive the Boracs in game 2. They pulled out just in time to claim the victory in OT, 27-24. Whew! That was a close one!
Now it's time to get down and funky with the ROF fresh off getting their first win of the season.
Next opponent: #10 Renegades of Funk (1-1)
#2 The Gods (2-0) LW 2 - So the Gods beat up on the Dynasty and they prolly feel all good about that. Their up there strutting around Mount Olympus in their way too short toga's that show off way too much of their Godly buttocks.
Hell, why not! 2-0 is a great start and they are in a way better spot then they ever were last season.
Vancouver is up next waiting for you at the Turkey Dome.
Next opponent: at #7 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (1-1)
#3 Istanbul Hellhounds (2-0) LW 4 - The Hell Hounds completely destroyed Cool Runnings 54-7. It was more like they played Cool Runnings Away From An Ass Kicking!
And that win means you deserve a one game vacation and automatic win with the Destroyers. Enjoy your day off.
Next opponent: #16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-2)
#4 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (1-1) LW 8 - The first Battle For Banja Luka is over and the Funky Bunch take the lead with a convincing win, 38-3 over the Blackshirts.
From Black Shirts to Pale Riders you Funky Bunchers go, WMD is up next.
Next opponent: at #12 WMD Pale Riders (1-1)
#5 Estonia Stoners (1-1) LW 9- The Stoners must have got a hold of some gooood shit to get a good win over the J.T.'s, 38-23.
Must have had the Cuervo Gold and fine Columbian.
Enjoy a victory munchies feast of Cheetos, Ring Dings and Cocoa Puffs before playing the Blackshirts next.
Next opponent: at #8 Banja Luka Blackshirts (1-1)
#6 Cool Runnings (1-1) LW 3 - Cool Runnings went running in the wrong direction in their loss to Istanbul. Better get things worked out, Cool Runnings. And up next are two games you can get them worked out in. Wroclaw and St Petersburg.
It's like a holiday weekend.
Next opponent: #14 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (0-2)
#7 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (1-1) LW 5 - A 23-38 loss to Estonia puts Vancouver at 1-1 after 2 games this season. Stay at home to face the Gods and then 3 easier games after that. Grab some early wins and the you guys could be sitting pretty early on.
Next opponent: #2 The Gods (2-0)
#8 Banja Luka Blackshirts (1-1) LW 6 - The Blackshirts scored first in their first meeting with one of their two cross town rivals. But it was also their only score. Won't get a lot of wins like that.
It doesn't look to get any easier with the Stoners and Gods up next.
Next opponent: #5 Estonia Stoners (1-1)
#9 Banja Luka Boracs (1-1) LW 7 - Well this is a much improved Boracs team that shouldn't be taken lightly. They took the #1 Trojans to OT and they did it all on FG's. Kicker Nic Kickwell provided the offensive scoring for the Boracs.
But the Boracs D also kept the Trojans in line and kept the game close for Kickwell to keep the Boracs in it. All you guys need now is someone to score 1 TD and you guys will be dangerous.
Next opponent: at #11 Ukraine Freight Train (1-1)
#10 Renegades of Funk (1-1) LW 10 - Well ROF, last season you didn't get your first win until game 8 and now look at you. 1-1 and having fun!
BUT................all good things have an end and the Trojans could be the ones to provide the end to your 1 game win streak.
Next opponent: at #1 Macedonia Trojans (2-0)
#11 Ukraine Freight Train (1-1) LW 15 - The Train is on the winning track now after beating the Black Hawks 62-49 in a shoot out. Scoring 21 unanswered points in the fourth quarter sealed the come from behind win. John Elway would even be impressed.
The road ahead is looking bleak though. Boracs, Renegades and Trojans are all up next.
Next opponent: #9 Banja Luka Boracs (1-1)
#12 WMD Pale Riders (1-1) LW 14 - Woah! Pale Riders! Way to beat up this seasons CPU team, brought to you by Frigidaire, 164-0. That was a close one, whew!
The next three games won't be so easy for you. Funky Bunch, Stoners and Gods are all up next.
Next opponent: #5 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (1-1)
#13 Luzitian Dynasty (0-2) LW 11 - ................I dunno what to say here.................maybe you guys will have better luck against the Black Hawks.
Next opponent: #15 Providence Black Hawks (0-2)
#14 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (0-2) LW 13 - 0-2 and Cool Runnings and the Trojans are up next could make you 0-4.
Next opponent: at #6 Cool Runnings (1-1)
#15 Providence Black Hawks (0-2) LW 12 - Only my ex-wife has been scored on more times in an hour than these guys..................that slut.
But look on the bright side of things, the Dynasty are up next and with the way they are playing you guys might have a shot at getting your EEA1 cherry popped.
Next opponent: at #13 Luzitian Dynasty (0-2)
#16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-2) LW 16 - Won't even waste your time. Just click the pic.
http://www.floridabikinis.com/preview/205.jpg
Next opponent: at #3 Istanbul Hellhounds (2-0)
*****WEEK 3 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 2: 5-3, Week 3:
Overall: 5-3
GOW: 0-1
8 Ball: 1-0
#15 Providence Black Hawks (0-2) at #13 Luzitian Dynasty (0-2) = ? - Not even going to comment.
I'm going straight to the 8 Ball!
http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Oh all knowing and all seeing online Magic 8 Ball, will the Dynasty win this game?.................................Don't count on it.
Things might not go too well fort he Dynasty this season.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#9 Banja Luka Boracs (1-1) at #11 Ukraine Freight Train (1-1) = Banja Luka Boracs - I'm going with the Boracs on this one.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#5 Estonia Stoners (1-1) at #8 Banja Luka Blackshirts (1-1) = Estonia Stoners - The Stoners will take this one..............and get piss tested afterward.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#14 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (0-2) at #6 Cool Runnings (1-1) = Cool Runnings - Cool Runnings will get it back together in this one.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#4 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (1-1) at #12 WMD Pale Riders (1-1) = Banja Luka Funky Bunch - Sticking with the Funky Bunch.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-2) at #3 Istanbul Hellhounds (2-0) = Istanbul Hell Hounds - St Petersburg will crush the Hell Hounds...................................ha ha ha, just kidding. If the Hell Hounds lose this one, we should all line up and take turns kicking them in the nuts.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#2 The Gods (2-0) at #7 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (1-1) = The Gods - Gods are looking strong. They should be in the top5 all season. No reason to see them stop here.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#10 Renegades of Funk (1-1) at #1 Macedonia Trojans (2-0) = Macedonia Trojans - If you are feeling lucky, use a Trojan. Safe sex and a safe pick.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#2 The Gods (2-0) at #7 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (1-1) - Well so far everything is going the Gods way. 2-0, Magic 8 Ball picked them to win and so did I. The J.T.'s are a classic underdog. A team trying to rebound from a bad season going 1-1 and nobody believing they can win this one.
Let's let them go at it and see who comes out alive! It will be David and Goliath all over again.......................or maybe more like Captain and Tennille.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjloX_EvYiI
Magic 8 Ball pick: The Gods
23/48 beers! What a great way to spend Thursday morning! Drinking beer at 6 AM and catching the slew of GLB match ups and the GOW! could we just get Megan Fox to be dressed in a old west prostitutes corset when we wake up?
http://blog.spout.com/wp-content/uploads/megan-fox-corset.jpg
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta Conference!
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****ALPHA POWER RANKINGS****
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Kazan Golden Horde (2-0) LW 1 - The Golden Horde just keeps on rolling along. Plundering and pillaging and raping everything that is in their path. Such is the life when you’re a member of a horde.
Time to get some Crack, Horde members. Let’s see what is really going on here.
Next opponent: #8 Krakow Plumber’s Crack (1-1)
#2 Macedonia Diadochi (2-0) LW 2 - Macedonia blew away the Gryphons, 133-0. They might not have a meaningful game until weeks 11 and 12 with the way they are playing. Hope nobody had their hopes for a title in Alpha set too high.
Next opponent: #7 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-1)
#3 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (2-0) LW 4 - The ‘Pack are pouring it on early. 129-0 win over the Royal Gaurds makes them 2-0 and #3 in the rankings. A good mix of rushing and passing has made them tough to stop.
The Wolverines get their shot at the Wolfpack in game 3 up next.
Next opponent: #13 Wildflecken Wolverines (0-2)
#4 Kiev Pit Bulls (2-0) LW 6 - The Pit Bulls are fighting like they were trained by Michael Vick. 58-24 win over Greece Lightning keeps them in the top 4.
Three of the next 4 games look to be more of the same as the Lightning game, but watch out for ICP in game 4.
Next opponent: at #12 Vienna River Bandits (1-1)
#5 Valhalla Einherjar (2-0) LW 7 - Valhalla dispatched the Pale-Alers into oblivion in a 126-0 slaughtering. Nice way to start your first season in EEA1 by going 2-0.
Looks like 3-0 will be next because the Gryphons are up next.
Next opponent: at #11 Bohemia Gryphons (1-1)
#6 Iron Curtain Psychos (1-1) LW 3 - The Joe's put a straight jacket on the Psycho's in game 2. 32-16 was the final score and gave Iron Curtain their first loss in EEA1 and dropping them to #6.
But don't fret, the Hitmen are up next and they usually end up whacking themselves.
Next opponent: #14 Hungarian Hitmen (0-2)
#7 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-1) LW 5 - Ouch! Giving up 69 points to the Crack really hurts.
But you know what might hurt even more? Murderers row.
Diadochi
Golden Horde
Einherjar
Wolfpack
Average Joe's
Now that is some five game stretch you guys have there. If you guys can't put some wins together in this stretch it might knock you out early.
I do not want to be in their position right now. And their position is prolly the one where they bend over and grab their ankles............you know the one.
Next opponent: at #2 Macedonia Diadochi (2-0)
#8 Krakow Plumbers Crack (1-1) LW 10 - Congrats on getting a win in a very tough first four games of the season.
Cool Runnings, Amsterdam, Golden Horde and the Wolfpack is a rough first part of the schedule.
Need to get another win to stay good in the race for the playoffs. Kazan is up next.
Next opponent: at #1 Kazan Golden Horde (2-0)
#9 Average Joe's (1-1) LW 11 - Well the Average Joe's must have gotten tired of being plain old average and beat the Psycho's 32-16.
And even more good news Joe's! The Impalers and Gryphons are both up next.
Next opponent: at #16 Wallachia Impalers (0-2)
#10 Greece Lightning (1-1) LW 8 - OK Lightning. It's time to show off that high level talent you guys brought in. 1-1 so far with plenty of games left, but after the Royal Guards the next five gasmes are killers. Lose too many in that stretch and you guys might not be able to recover in the second half.
Next opponent: #15 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (0-2)
#11 Bohemia Gryphons (1-1) LW 9 - 133-0?!..........Oy. The lack of a complete roster might be taking it's toll on the Gryphon's. This season won't be pretty, but the Gryph's won't give up either.
Valhalla is up next for Bohemia.
Next opponent: #5 Valhalla Einherjar (2-0)
#12 Vienna River Bandits (1-1) LW 13 - The River Bandits scored their first EEA1 victory over the Hitmen 171-0. Enjoy it while it lasts. The next six games are looking very tough and it will be a miracle if they don't take you guys out of the running for a playoff berth.
Next opponent: #4 Kiev Pit Bulls (2-0)
#13 Wildflecken Wolverines (0-2) LW 12 - Hell Hounds, Horde and the Wolfpack. Very rough start to the season to have to play these three right off the bat. But there are plenty of winnable games left for you to play...................after the Wolfpack, that is.
Next opponent: at #3 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (2-0)
#14 Hungarian Hitmen (0-2) LW 14 - Giving up 326 points and scoring only three is a brave strategy, but not going to bring home the wins. Time to pull out the big guns Hitmen, before it gets too late.
Next opponent: at #6 Iron Curtain Psychos (1-1)
#15 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (0-2) LW 15 - Well this isn't the way to start off a season after being demoted, but here is a Man Show Juggie pic to make you feel better.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200302Rachel/Rachel-44.jpg
Next opponent: at #10 Greece Lightning (1-1)
#16 Wallachia Impalers (0-2) LW 16 - 0-2, 0-2, here's a hot chick just for you!
http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200809Lisa/Lisa-16.jpg
Next opponent: #9 Average Joe's (1-1)
*****WEEK 3 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 2: 7-1, Week 2:
Overall: 7-1
GOW: 1-0
8 Ball: 1-0
#15 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (0-2) at #10 Greece Lightning (1-1) = Greece Lightning - I think the Lightning can get this win.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#9 Average Joe's (1-1) at #16 Wallachia Impalers (0-2) = Average Joe's - Impalers just don't have enough fire power to make it past the Joe's.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 Hungarian Hitmen (0-2) at #6 Iron Curtain Psychos (1-1) = Iron Curtain Psycho's - Nice second win of the season Psycho's.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#5 Valhalla Einherjar (2-0) at #11 Bohemia Gryphons (1-1) = Valhalla Einherjar - Gryphons aren't what they used to be.
Stick with Valhalla.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#4 Kiev Pit Bulls (2-0) at #12 Vienna River Bandits (1-1) = Kiev Pit Bulls - The Rump Bandits won't be able to leash the Pit Bulls. Take the dawg's to win this one.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#13 Wildflecken Wolverines (0-2) at #3 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (2-0) = Gunzenhausen Wolfpack - Wolverines look to be in a rut and the Wolfpack are cruising. Taking the Wolfpack.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#7 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-1) at #2 Macedonia Diadochi (2-0) = Macedonia Diadochi - Hallucinations are good, but the Diadochi are fucking good. Put your money on Macedonia to win.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#8 Krakow Plumbers Crack (1-1) at #1 Kazan Golden Horde (2-0) = Kazan Golden Horde - If you really want an upset pick, go with the Crack. But I am going to stay with the Horde for now. May be a case of another Smexies on our hands with the Horde.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#8 Krakow Plumbers Crack (1-1) at #1 Kazan Golden Horde (2-0) - Here we go! The GLB Alpha GOW!!
The Crack takes on the Horde! If anyone could bring down the Horde, it would be the Crack. But the Golden Horde has dominated it's first two games in EEA1 and it looks like there isn't much that can stop them!
Choose your weapons and let's do this shit!!
Magic 8 Ball pick: Krakow Plumber's Crack - the 8 ball is going with the upset with an answer of "Outlook Good".
24/48 beers! Well it's still early in the season to get those really great match ups, but we have a couple of them in Alpha this time around. The GOW for one and how about the hallucinations taking on the Diadochi? Very good match up there. So since we only have a couple really tasty match ups, we might as well make those beers, "tasty beers". Treat yourself and make them a McEwan's Scotch Ale or some other really good beverage.
Good luck to all the teams in Alpha Conference!
Three undefeated teams left in Zeta and only four teams haven’t won a game yet, you know who you are.
A huge logjam of 1-1 teams right now, but after a couple more games we should start to thin things out a bit.
In Alpha we have 5 undefeated teams and 4 winless teams. And things are just starting to heat up over there. No clear dominant team has showed up yet, but there should be a clear vision of who is a contender and who is the pretender after week 4.
Let’s do this shit!!
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ZETA POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Macedonia Trojans (2-0) LW 1 - The Trojans were lucky to survive the Boracs in game 2. They pulled out just in time to claim the victory in OT, 27-24. Whew! That was a close one!
Now it's time to get down and funky with the ROF fresh off getting their first win of the season.
Next opponent: #10 Renegades of Funk (1-1)
#2 The Gods (2-0) LW 2 - So the Gods beat up on the Dynasty and they prolly feel all good about that. Their up there strutting around Mount Olympus in their way too short toga's that show off way too much of their Godly buttocks.
Hell, why not! 2-0 is a great start and they are in a way better spot then they ever were last season.
Vancouver is up next waiting for you at the Turkey Dome.
Next opponent: at #7 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (1-1)
#3 Istanbul Hellhounds (2-0) LW 4 - The Hell Hounds completely destroyed Cool Runnings 54-7. It was more like they played Cool Runnings Away From An Ass Kicking!
And that win means you deserve a one game vacation and automatic win with the Destroyers. Enjoy your day off.
Next opponent: #16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-2)
#4 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (1-1) LW 8 - The first Battle For Banja Luka is over and the Funky Bunch take the lead with a convincing win, 38-3 over the Blackshirts.
From Black Shirts to Pale Riders you Funky Bunchers go, WMD is up next.
Next opponent: at #12 WMD Pale Riders (1-1)
#5 Estonia Stoners (1-1) LW 9- The Stoners must have got a hold of some gooood shit to get a good win over the J.T.'s, 38-23.
Must have had the Cuervo Gold and fine Columbian.
Enjoy a victory munchies feast of Cheetos, Ring Dings and Cocoa Puffs before playing the Blackshirts next.
Next opponent: at #8 Banja Luka Blackshirts (1-1)
#6 Cool Runnings (1-1) LW 3 - Cool Runnings went running in the wrong direction in their loss to Istanbul. Better get things worked out, Cool Runnings. And up next are two games you can get them worked out in. Wroclaw and St Petersburg.
It's like a holiday weekend.
Next opponent: #14 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (0-2)
#7 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (1-1) LW 5 - A 23-38 loss to Estonia puts Vancouver at 1-1 after 2 games this season. Stay at home to face the Gods and then 3 easier games after that. Grab some early wins and the you guys could be sitting pretty early on.
Next opponent: #2 The Gods (2-0)
#8 Banja Luka Blackshirts (1-1) LW 6 - The Blackshirts scored first in their first meeting with one of their two cross town rivals. But it was also their only score. Won't get a lot of wins like that.
It doesn't look to get any easier with the Stoners and Gods up next.
Next opponent: #5 Estonia Stoners (1-1)
#9 Banja Luka Boracs (1-1) LW 7 - Well this is a much improved Boracs team that shouldn't be taken lightly. They took the #1 Trojans to OT and they did it all on FG's. Kicker Nic Kickwell provided the offensive scoring for the Boracs.
But the Boracs D also kept the Trojans in line and kept the game close for Kickwell to keep the Boracs in it. All you guys need now is someone to score 1 TD and you guys will be dangerous.
Next opponent: at #11 Ukraine Freight Train (1-1)
#10 Renegades of Funk (1-1) LW 10 - Well ROF, last season you didn't get your first win until game 8 and now look at you. 1-1 and having fun!
BUT................all good things have an end and the Trojans could be the ones to provide the end to your 1 game win streak.
Next opponent: at #1 Macedonia Trojans (2-0)
#11 Ukraine Freight Train (1-1) LW 15 - The Train is on the winning track now after beating the Black Hawks 62-49 in a shoot out. Scoring 21 unanswered points in the fourth quarter sealed the come from behind win. John Elway would even be impressed.
The road ahead is looking bleak though. Boracs, Renegades and Trojans are all up next.
Next opponent: #9 Banja Luka Boracs (1-1)
#12 WMD Pale Riders (1-1) LW 14 - Woah! Pale Riders! Way to beat up this seasons CPU team, brought to you by Frigidaire, 164-0. That was a close one, whew!
The next three games won't be so easy for you. Funky Bunch, Stoners and Gods are all up next.
Next opponent: #5 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (1-1)
#13 Luzitian Dynasty (0-2) LW 11 - ................I dunno what to say here.................maybe you guys will have better luck against the Black Hawks.
Next opponent: #15 Providence Black Hawks (0-2)
#14 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (0-2) LW 13 - 0-2 and Cool Runnings and the Trojans are up next could make you 0-4.
Next opponent: at #6 Cool Runnings (1-1)
#15 Providence Black Hawks (0-2) LW 12 - Only my ex-wife has been scored on more times in an hour than these guys..................that slut.
But look on the bright side of things, the Dynasty are up next and with the way they are playing you guys might have a shot at getting your EEA1 cherry popped.
Next opponent: at #13 Luzitian Dynasty (0-2)
#16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-2) LW 16 - Won't even waste your time. Just click the pic.
http://www.floridabikinis.com/preview/205.jpg
Next opponent: at #3 Istanbul Hellhounds (2-0)
*****WEEK 3 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 2: 5-3, Week 3:
Overall: 5-3
GOW: 0-1
8 Ball: 1-0
#15 Providence Black Hawks (0-2) at #13 Luzitian Dynasty (0-2) = ? - Not even going to comment.
I'm going straight to the 8 Ball!
http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Oh all knowing and all seeing online Magic 8 Ball, will the Dynasty win this game?.................................Don't count on it.
Things might not go too well fort he Dynasty this season.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#9 Banja Luka Boracs (1-1) at #11 Ukraine Freight Train (1-1) = Banja Luka Boracs - I'm going with the Boracs on this one.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#5 Estonia Stoners (1-1) at #8 Banja Luka Blackshirts (1-1) = Estonia Stoners - The Stoners will take this one..............and get piss tested afterward.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#14 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (0-2) at #6 Cool Runnings (1-1) = Cool Runnings - Cool Runnings will get it back together in this one.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#4 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (1-1) at #12 WMD Pale Riders (1-1) = Banja Luka Funky Bunch - Sticking with the Funky Bunch.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-2) at #3 Istanbul Hellhounds (2-0) = Istanbul Hell Hounds - St Petersburg will crush the Hell Hounds...................................ha ha ha, just kidding. If the Hell Hounds lose this one, we should all line up and take turns kicking them in the nuts.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#2 The Gods (2-0) at #7 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (1-1) = The Gods - Gods are looking strong. They should be in the top5 all season. No reason to see them stop here.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#10 Renegades of Funk (1-1) at #1 Macedonia Trojans (2-0) = Macedonia Trojans - If you are feeling lucky, use a Trojan. Safe sex and a safe pick.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#2 The Gods (2-0) at #7 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (1-1) - Well so far everything is going the Gods way. 2-0, Magic 8 Ball picked them to win and so did I. The J.T.'s are a classic underdog. A team trying to rebound from a bad season going 1-1 and nobody believing they can win this one.
Let's let them go at it and see who comes out alive! It will be David and Goliath all over again.......................or maybe more like Captain and Tennille.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjloX_EvYiI
Magic 8 Ball pick: The Gods
23/48 beers! What a great way to spend Thursday morning! Drinking beer at 6 AM and catching the slew of GLB match ups and the GOW! could we just get Megan Fox to be dressed in a old west prostitutes corset when we wake up?
http://blog.spout.com/wp-content/uploads/megan-fox-corset.jpg
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta Conference!
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****ALPHA POWER RANKINGS****
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Kazan Golden Horde (2-0) LW 1 - The Golden Horde just keeps on rolling along. Plundering and pillaging and raping everything that is in their path. Such is the life when you’re a member of a horde.
Time to get some Crack, Horde members. Let’s see what is really going on here.
Next opponent: #8 Krakow Plumber’s Crack (1-1)
#2 Macedonia Diadochi (2-0) LW 2 - Macedonia blew away the Gryphons, 133-0. They might not have a meaningful game until weeks 11 and 12 with the way they are playing. Hope nobody had their hopes for a title in Alpha set too high.
Next opponent: #7 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-1)
#3 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (2-0) LW 4 - The ‘Pack are pouring it on early. 129-0 win over the Royal Gaurds makes them 2-0 and #3 in the rankings. A good mix of rushing and passing has made them tough to stop.
The Wolverines get their shot at the Wolfpack in game 3 up next.
Next opponent: #13 Wildflecken Wolverines (0-2)
#4 Kiev Pit Bulls (2-0) LW 6 - The Pit Bulls are fighting like they were trained by Michael Vick. 58-24 win over Greece Lightning keeps them in the top 4.
Three of the next 4 games look to be more of the same as the Lightning game, but watch out for ICP in game 4.
Next opponent: at #12 Vienna River Bandits (1-1)
#5 Valhalla Einherjar (2-0) LW 7 - Valhalla dispatched the Pale-Alers into oblivion in a 126-0 slaughtering. Nice way to start your first season in EEA1 by going 2-0.
Looks like 3-0 will be next because the Gryphons are up next.
Next opponent: at #11 Bohemia Gryphons (1-1)
#6 Iron Curtain Psychos (1-1) LW 3 - The Joe's put a straight jacket on the Psycho's in game 2. 32-16 was the final score and gave Iron Curtain their first loss in EEA1 and dropping them to #6.
But don't fret, the Hitmen are up next and they usually end up whacking themselves.
Next opponent: #14 Hungarian Hitmen (0-2)
#7 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-1) LW 5 - Ouch! Giving up 69 points to the Crack really hurts.
But you know what might hurt even more? Murderers row.
Diadochi
Golden Horde
Einherjar
Wolfpack
Average Joe's
Now that is some five game stretch you guys have there. If you guys can't put some wins together in this stretch it might knock you out early.
I do not want to be in their position right now. And their position is prolly the one where they bend over and grab their ankles............you know the one.
Next opponent: at #2 Macedonia Diadochi (2-0)
#8 Krakow Plumbers Crack (1-1) LW 10 - Congrats on getting a win in a very tough first four games of the season.
Cool Runnings, Amsterdam, Golden Horde and the Wolfpack is a rough first part of the schedule.
Need to get another win to stay good in the race for the playoffs. Kazan is up next.
Next opponent: at #1 Kazan Golden Horde (2-0)
#9 Average Joe's (1-1) LW 11 - Well the Average Joe's must have gotten tired of being plain old average and beat the Psycho's 32-16.
And even more good news Joe's! The Impalers and Gryphons are both up next.
Next opponent: at #16 Wallachia Impalers (0-2)
#10 Greece Lightning (1-1) LW 8 - OK Lightning. It's time to show off that high level talent you guys brought in. 1-1 so far with plenty of games left, but after the Royal Guards the next five gasmes are killers. Lose too many in that stretch and you guys might not be able to recover in the second half.
Next opponent: #15 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (0-2)
#11 Bohemia Gryphons (1-1) LW 9 - 133-0?!..........Oy. The lack of a complete roster might be taking it's toll on the Gryphon's. This season won't be pretty, but the Gryph's won't give up either.
Valhalla is up next for Bohemia.
Next opponent: #5 Valhalla Einherjar (2-0)
#12 Vienna River Bandits (1-1) LW 13 - The River Bandits scored their first EEA1 victory over the Hitmen 171-0. Enjoy it while it lasts. The next six games are looking very tough and it will be a miracle if they don't take you guys out of the running for a playoff berth.
Next opponent: #4 Kiev Pit Bulls (2-0)
#13 Wildflecken Wolverines (0-2) LW 12 - Hell Hounds, Horde and the Wolfpack. Very rough start to the season to have to play these three right off the bat. But there are plenty of winnable games left for you to play...................after the Wolfpack, that is.
Next opponent: at #3 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (2-0)
#14 Hungarian Hitmen (0-2) LW 14 - Giving up 326 points and scoring only three is a brave strategy, but not going to bring home the wins. Time to pull out the big guns Hitmen, before it gets too late.
Next opponent: at #6 Iron Curtain Psychos (1-1)
#15 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (0-2) LW 15 - Well this isn't the way to start off a season after being demoted, but here is a Man Show Juggie pic to make you feel better.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200302Rachel/Rachel-44.jpg
Next opponent: at #10 Greece Lightning (1-1)
#16 Wallachia Impalers (0-2) LW 16 - 0-2, 0-2, here's a hot chick just for you!
http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200809Lisa/Lisa-16.jpg
Next opponent: #9 Average Joe's (1-1)
*****WEEK 3 PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 2: 7-1, Week 2:
Overall: 7-1
GOW: 1-0
8 Ball: 1-0
#15 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (0-2) at #10 Greece Lightning (1-1) = Greece Lightning - I think the Lightning can get this win.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#9 Average Joe's (1-1) at #16 Wallachia Impalers (0-2) = Average Joe's - Impalers just don't have enough fire power to make it past the Joe's.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 Hungarian Hitmen (0-2) at #6 Iron Curtain Psychos (1-1) = Iron Curtain Psycho's - Nice second win of the season Psycho's.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#5 Valhalla Einherjar (2-0) at #11 Bohemia Gryphons (1-1) = Valhalla Einherjar - Gryphons aren't what they used to be.
Stick with Valhalla.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#4 Kiev Pit Bulls (2-0) at #12 Vienna River Bandits (1-1) = Kiev Pit Bulls - The Rump Bandits won't be able to leash the Pit Bulls. Take the dawg's to win this one.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#13 Wildflecken Wolverines (0-2) at #3 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (2-0) = Gunzenhausen Wolfpack - Wolverines look to be in a rut and the Wolfpack are cruising. Taking the Wolfpack.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#7 Amsterdam Hallucinations (1-1) at #2 Macedonia Diadochi (2-0) = Macedonia Diadochi - Hallucinations are good, but the Diadochi are fucking good. Put your money on Macedonia to win.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#8 Krakow Plumbers Crack (1-1) at #1 Kazan Golden Horde (2-0) = Kazan Golden Horde - If you really want an upset pick, go with the Crack. But I am going to stay with the Horde for now. May be a case of another Smexies on our hands with the Horde.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
*Game Of The Week*
#8 Krakow Plumbers Crack (1-1) at #1 Kazan Golden Horde (2-0) - Here we go! The GLB Alpha GOW!!
The Crack takes on the Horde! If anyone could bring down the Horde, it would be the Crack. But the Golden Horde has dominated it's first two games in EEA1 and it looks like there isn't much that can stop them!
Choose your weapons and let's do this shit!!
Magic 8 Ball pick: Krakow Plumber's Crack - the 8 ball is going with the upset with an answer of "Outlook Good".
24/48 beers! Well it's still early in the season to get those really great match ups, but we have a couple of them in Alpha this time around. The GOW for one and how about the hallucinations taking on the Diadochi? Very good match up there. So since we only have a couple really tasty match ups, we might as well make those beers, "tasty beers". Treat yourself and make them a McEwan's Scotch Ale or some other really good beverage.
Good luck to all the teams in Alpha Conference!
Last edited Apr 30, 2009 09:16:35
